I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!

Chapter 393 "Today's Happiness" End
Shen Yi straddled the stage with an embarrassed and polite smile, just like Bai Zhantang's emoji in "Wulin Biography".

The fact that the other man was caught and raped in the house has nothing to do with the hostess, it doesn't have anything to do with Shen Yi, you know the phone on the other side is still on, and his wife is listening to the live broadcast !
Regardless of how high-ranking officials and intellectuals they are, as a native of Longguo, who doesn't have the mentality to gossip and eat melons.

It's just that when encountering too bloody and curious incidents, everyone knows that the impact is not good, so they pretend not to care.

However, Happy Twist's works are good at this point. What he catches is what Chinese people love to watch, from the very beginning of "Charlotte's Annoyance" to "The Iron Fist of Shame".

From "Today's Happiness" to "Should I Help You" later, why did everyone burst into laughter, and they were attracted as soon as they saw the introduction and tidbits, because this is the joke everyone wants to see the most!
What do you want to see most in "Charlotte Annoyance"?Going back to the past, making up for regrets, being the best person in the class, sleeping with the most beautiful school belle, and going back to the past, the number of plots in the novels must be in units of one hundred thousand or one million. Why?Everyone loves to watch!

"The Richest Man in Xihong City", the poor become rich and have so much money that they can't spend it all. They slap all the snobs and those who look down on themselves, and continue to sleep with the most beautiful beauties. Everyone loves to watch it!
"The Iron Fist of Shame", men and women exchange souls and enter the women's bathhouse!How many men's dreams!There are also similar time stop and invisible people who have been filmed in neon country love action movies and anime, and everyone still loves to watch them!

The two parts of "Today's Happiness", time travel and misunderstanding, let alone "Help or Not", from the first time it happened that year to now, every time it affects the nerves of many people, causing countless people discussion.

This is the biggest barrier for Happy Twist's works to stand out and be popular--he can capture the things that the society loves to watch in recent years, and then through ingenious artistic processing, input correct values ​​and put them on the Spring Festival Gala or the big screen. screen.

It looks simple and most of the sketch actors who can go to the Spring Festival Gala understand it, but it turns out that it is actually not easy to do these two well.

Good ones like Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei’s mother-in-law and daughter-in-law and live broadcast themes are very effective, bad ones like Feng Gong and Sun Tao are the best opposites, Sun Tao’s New Year’s skit "Who do you want to spend a good weekend with , A Wife" and "bbbbb" come from self-media videos.

An old rotten meme that everyone gets tired of playing for a month will be put on the screen of the Spring Festival Gala after being cold for a year or two.

This is no longer a question of being ridiculous or not, this is really sad...

It can only be said that Happy Twist can become popular, mostly relying on its own strength, while Jia Ling can become popular... It is really half due to plagiarism and "tribute" and half due to the foil of her peers.

Now this skit... is going to kill me.

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It can only be said that the audience still knows the good and the bad, and the effect of the skit is good. Even the laughter and applause on the somewhat serious stage of the Spring Festival Gala can reach its peak.

In the joyful atmosphere, the performances of the actors on the stage became more and more smooth.

Ma Li completely ignored Shen Yi's shaking of the head and rejection all over her face, she stretched out her hand and grabbed Shen Yi from the door frame, leaning on her shoulder with a sweet smile and said: "Don't hide, it's all said and done!"Come on, let me introduce, Hao Jian, my little boyfriend, Lao Gao, my ex-husband! "

Jiang Chao: "..."

('Δ)!
Shen Yi stretched out his hand in embarrassment: "Ex... ex-husband brother! Why don't you talk first, I just have a meeting." T_T
Ma Li pulled Shen Yi over and whispered: "No way?"

Shen Yi smiled wryly: "Misunderstanding!"

Ma Li said in a low voice: "Cooperate, I will give you a promotion and a salary increase after this incident is over!"

Shen Yi helplessly raised his hand, shook the phone and said in a low voice: "It's not the boss... It's not that I don't cooperate, it looks like there are three people on the surface... In fact, there are four of them!
"Four people?" (=Д=)
Ma Li was stunned for a moment, then reacted quickly and directly covered her stomach, looking provocatively at her ex-husband's proud face:

"Uh ha ha ha ha! Hey! Why are you talking about everything! It's still a few months before I'm born!" (︶.︶)
Shen Yi covered his face: "Oh my God!

"Shameless!!!" T_T
The ex-husband turned his hands behind his back and turned to face the wall in thought. He happened to walk under a painting. On the painting, there happened to be a huge green hat and the ex-husband’s big head.

Shen Yi looked innocent: "Brother ex-husband, you have a hat on your head."

Jiang Chao: "Go!!!"

('Δ)!
"puff…………"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Oh, I'm going, I just found out!!!"

"Mom..."

The audience's eyes followed Shen Yi's fingers, and they couldn't stop laughing in an instant.

Shen Yi was caught between his ex-husband and Ma Li, he was not a human being, he turned his head to look at the two of them and wanted to leave: "You said that I am a shameless person, I really can't stay, I really! I will go first gone."

Ma Li quickly pulled Shen Yi back, seeing that the temptation was not enough, she went straight to her relationship, and muttered in a low voice: "Hao Jian, I beg you to help me, you see my ex-husband is like this, now that you leave, my last point Where do you put your face, you see, for the sake of being good to you during this time, just this one time!"

While talking, he greeted his ex-husband in the distance

"Hey! Well, the guest hasn't left yet, and you, the host, have left, is it appropriate? My son's father!"

Shen Yi clutched the microphone and interrupted hastily: "My boy, he's a black man!!! A little bit of behavior is fine, try to speak as little as possible!"

Ma Li: "Okay, husband! Stop playing with your phone!" (︶.︶)
Shen Yi rushed to snatch it, but accidentally threw himself on Ma Li: "Hey, give it back to me!"

"Hey little...Xiaojian! Don't hug me in front of your ex-husband brother! How exciting he is!" Ma Li had a shy face, with a bit of green tea skills.

Shen Yi was helpless, looking back at his ex-husband, he was already pinching the pillow excitedly to vent his anger.

The look of grievance on the face directly made the audience in the auditorium and the audience off the screen very happy.

Shen Yi: "Then let's do this, look, there are so many of us here, let's play a game and see who can keep silent!"

Ma Li said proudly: "Look! It's a little boyfriend after all, it's so fun! I don't leave my mobile phone all day long, so I know how to chat on Weibo and so on."

The ex-husband snorted coldly, glanced at Shen Yi's phone with dissatisfaction, and said, "Hmph, if I'm not mistaken, this phone can only play Tetris, right?"

"He studied in Russia, what are people going to do if they don't play cubes? Isn't that right?" Ma Li said while pinching Shen Yi directly.

Shen Yi, who had been silent all this time, had no choice but to speak, his voice was so painful that his voice flew up: "Yes! Tetris! It's so fun!!!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

The audience laughed loudly, and Jiang Chao on the stage also laughed and said: "Oh, I said you were in Russia for kebabs! Dongmei, what do you think you are looking for?"

Ma Dongmei, played by Ma Li, has a dissatisfied face: "I tell you, you can't understand the Western-style expressions like Xiaojian! Every day when you open your eyes, it is "I love you" "I love you" "I love you" "Oh, those sweet words sweetened you! Xiaojian, come on, let's go!"

Shen Yi: "..." T_T
Ma Li: "Go one! Go one! Go go go go go!!!" (▼皿▼#)
Shen Yi was so hurt by Ma Li's foot: "Ah! I love you!!! Saibei's snow~"

Ma Li looked at her ex-husband's suspicious eyes and hurried back to find love: "This is a compliment... I love you too! Bobobo!"

And listening to the conversation here, an imaginary voice finally came from Shen Yi's phone: "Hao Jian, I hate you! Hao Jian! Hao Jian!!!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Oops..."

There was constant laughter at the scene. If it is to be said that laughter is based on the pain of others, this is undoubtedly the most classic interpretation now.

Ma Li's face froze, she might have guessed what was going on on the other side of the phone, but she still said stubbornly: Uh...Xiao Jian, your phone rings too loudly, I'll turn it off for you! "

Shen Yi: "No! This is my wife calling! We are having a misunderstanding!"

Ma Li continued to perform: "That...the mobile phone has radiation, which is not good for the baby."

Shen Yi wanted to cry without tears: "It's not that you only think about the little baby, you don't care about the life of the big baby???"

"Hao Jian, I'll help you with your wife, now you help me! Please!" Ma Li whispered.

"........."

Seeing Ma Li's expression, Shen Yi sighed inexplicably, giving people a sense of desolation and sadness of a strong man gone forever:
"Okay, okay! Hurry up if you have something to do, I'm afraid I don't have much time left!"

"Boss, why do you two still get divorced? My ex-husband looks like a scumbag!"

The ex-husband looked dissatisfied and wronged: "... Humph!"_

Shen Yi completely let himself go: "What are you talking about? Praise you, why don't you like to listen to it? Well then, look at your facial features, which one can pass the test? You finally have an oval face, and you've fallen back!"

"Look, what a wonderful woman you are. You can't control her. Do you know how many men out there can't control her when they see her???"

Ma Li was pleasantly surprised, and she spoke in a thunderous voice: beautiful!It turns out that you are a slow-heating type!Ha ha ha ha!yeah! ! ! "

Ma Li laughed, and the scene even laughed along with her...

Jiang Chao's sweaty face was even more red at this time, and he was very anxious, perfectly acting out the feeling that men have to care about face, stupid and hard-spoken:

"Dongmei, it stands to reason that I shouldn't take care of your business after we divorce, but... only the feet know whether the shoes fit or not."

Shen Yi was slightly taken aback, raised his feet and said: "Ah, then one of me knows and the other doesn't!"

Ex-husband brother: "Oh, I was completely defeated by your innocence!"

Shen Yi looked proud: "It's not naivety that doesn't defeat you, it's innocence!" (No shoes)

Jiang Chao was speechless: "Oh, I'm leaving!"

Ma Li: "Old Gao, see you at the golf course tomorrow, and let me meet your girl, Xiaojian, play golf with me tomorrow."

Shen Yi completely let go of himself: "Isn't it just to beat him? I can't wait for tomorrow, so you're called Golf?" (▼皮▼#)
Ma Li was embarrassed: "Oh no! What are you doing?"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Heh heh heh..."

“Playing golf………… Your name is Golf? So that’s the reason for the surname Gao, hahaha!!!”

"Shen Yi likes golf so much, haha! And that Gorky!"

Off the screen at this time, the real-time online barrage is also scrolling rapidly.

Jiang Chao couldn't use all his kung fu because of Shen Yi's fuss, and he was about to leave now, after hesitating for a while, he finally let go of his face:
"Dongmei, you know the purpose of my visit today. I just want to remarry you. But I saw that you didn't mean that, so I made up a little girlfriend. I wanted to save face, but I didn't expect... "

Ma Li's eyes lit up and her mouthful of Northeast dialect became clearer: "What the hell? Did you make up the little girlfriend?"

The ex-husband said embarrassedly: "Ah..."

"Oh my god! I'll just say it! Which woman is so blind that she can fall in love with you?" Ma Li patted Jiang Chao's plump face with the demeanor of a Northeast girl.

"Hahaha, we made it up too! This is my lobby manager, he came to give me a gift, just in time."

Ex-husband: "What? He's your lobby manager?"

Shen Yi had a proud face: "What's the matter? He's engaged in official career!"

"Hao Jian!!!"

While talking, Li Qin walked straight in from the door opened by her ex-husband just now, just as she was about to say something, she saw that Shen Yi moved quickly, and she was still looking smug just now, now she just hid on the sofa and talked with just now Wiping tears like a little girl after being insulted hundreds of times......

Li Qin looked back and almost couldn't hold back the laughter. After a while, he regained his emotions and pointed with his finger: "Hao Jian, don't pretend to be a victim there!"

Ma Li hurriedly stepped forward and said with a look of embarrassment: "You belong to Hao Jian..."

Qin Bao glared and crossed his hips, full of momentum: "I am Hao Jian's wife, "Jiannei"!"
"Hao Jian, you must give me an explanation today!"

When Ma Li heard this, she quickly apologized and said with a smile: "Sister and sister, you may have misunderstood. If there is something between the young couple that needs to be communicated, it will be fine if the communication is established. Just like your brother-in-law and I, we divorced because of a little misunderstanding. gone."

The ex-husband said embarrassingly: "In the end, I became an ex-husband! Between husband and wife, trust comes first."

Ma Li's husband and wife began the last customary value of the Spring Festival Gala: "Without trust, there will be no happiness. Come on, brothers and sisters, sit down and calm down! Hao Jian, hurry up, coax your daughter-in-law!"

Qin Bao: "Okay, Hao Jian, tell me. I'll listen to what you have to say."

Shen Yi was embarrassed, and took a pear from the fruit basket: "What else do we have to talk about? Do you want a pear (Li)?"

Qin Bao cried out like a thunderbolt from the blue: "Li!"

Shen Yi anxiously: "I'm asking if you want pear (li)?"

Qin Bao: "Leave, just leave!"

Shen Yi held a pear in his hand and hurriedly explained: "I'm talking about the orange of apple, persimmon, plum, chestnut, and pear!"

Qin Bao looked back and couldn't help but burst into tears and laughed: "Is this an orange? Oh, I'm really defeated by your naivety!

Shen Yi: "No, it wasn't naivety that defeated you..."

"It's "no shoes"!"

The skit is over... ps: The author thinks that this skit is just the last one, but after thinking about it... there is really no good way to upgrade. The skit for the Spring Festival Gala... is really too difficult up.

(End of this chapter)