I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!

Following Shen Yi's explanation, the guests at the scene all opened their eyes wide, and couldn't help looking over in surprise. No one expected that Chang Yuan, who was standing silently by the side, would have Such a background.

"Good guy, your team is really a hidden dragon and crouching tiger." Feng Gong beside him couldn't help being surprised.

"That's necessary, I can't accept it without any real skills, right?" Shen Yi patted Chang Yuan's shoulder with a proud face.

After chatting for a while, everyone entered the final round of performance time.

The first skit was a show by Cai Ming, Pan Huanghe and Guo Da.

The content can be said that there is not much to highlight, it is about Guo Da and Pan Huanghe competing for Cai Ming to be a partner.

Guo Da came out with many clothes and props that he had used in the skits he had collaborated with Cai Ming before, but Cai Ming ignored him for a while.

All the limelight was taken away by Pan Huanghe, who was dancing hotly, leaving Guo Da alone on the stage singing his own single love song:
"Standing alone on this stage, watching you show your affection, I have infinite emotions in my heart!"

"How much youth is gone, how many feelings have changed, and tears can't help but fall."

"I don't understand the applause."

Amidst the slightly bitter singing, the sketches "Matchmaker", "Welcome to Kyoto", "Between the Neighbors" and "Robot Adventure" played by the two on the big screen can be pulled together in an instant just by looking at the stills. Works in memory......

"Old Guo..."

"You are…………"

"I am your child's daughter-in-law!"

"Is this the headgear for our sketch? Do you still keep it?" Guo Da on the stage looked back at Cai Ming's golden wig with mixed feelings in his heart.

Cai Ming: "23 years ago, you traveled all over Kyoto to buy this foreigner's blond headgear before you bought it. Of course I kept it, but now maybe you need this thing more..."

"Hahaha…………"

There were bursts of chuckles at the scene, but in this atmosphere, more people accidentally shed tears after laughing.

Pan Huanghe: "Old Guotou, Cai Ming and I have actually left such a surprise for you when we heard that you were coming to "Ace vs. Ace"."

"Thank you, Lao Cai, Lao Pan, thank you." Guo Da had tears in his eyes.

Cai Ming: "The Spring Festival Gala has been going on for 35 years. The program is changing, and the partners are changing, but our feelings have not changed. As long as you can bring joy to the audience, you two are the ace partners in my life!"

"But...Although they are all trump partners, relatively speaking, I should be more important. After all, this comes first, I am the first," Guo Da said.

Pan Huanghe: "...Then haven't you heard a saying that the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, pushing the waves ahead to die on the beach!"

Cai Ming: "...you two have to continue to fight, I will find Shen Yi to be my partner in the next Spring Festival Gala!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Heh heh heh..."

The sensational book finally gave a comedic twist. Although it is a propositional work, its quality is really very good. As the three bowed and stepped down, they also received sincere applause from many audiences.

Especially for netizens who watched the live broadcast on the Internet, there were many likes, and they all said that Cai Ming and Pan Huanghe's perception of Cai Ming and Pan Huanghe had changed a lot because of this sketch.

Of course, after being emotional, everyone is still looking forward to the second part of the work.

After all, this was introduced by the host. It was the first time for Shen Yi to talk about cross talk and he was partnered with Yue Yunpeng.

"Come and let us give the warmest applause to invite the last group of partners of this episode, Shen Yi and Yue Yunpeng to bring the cross talk "War Pig"!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Oh oh oh..."

With the introduction of the host Shen Tao, the applause in the scene alone is enough to be called warm and abnormal.

In the warm atmosphere, Yue Yunpeng, who was wearing a red coat, took the lead, and walked out with Shen Yi, who was wearing a black coat behind him.

Regardless of Yue Yunpeng's red suit, it seems more gorgeous than Shen Yi's black suit, but a closer look reveals Shen Yi's carefulness, his black gown is almost full of embroidery.

It is also a golden dragon and a red flower, with an unusual style, it can be said that it fully responds to the comments of low-key luxury and connotation.

Compared with Shen Yi, the whole person is more energetic and handsome:

"Thank you, thank you for your applause. It's the first time I'm a little nervous about cross talk, and I may not be able to get it right. Today really depends on everyone's support."

"Of course, this support must not be for nothing. After a while, all the audience friends who are present today will count as one. As long as they applaud me for more than five seconds just now, each person will be given 1000 yuan!!!"

The audience applauded and booed.

Yue Yunpeng on the side was wearing an ordinary red gown, he was already being compared to Shen Yi with a look of anger, now he couldn't help seeing how rich Shen Yi was, so he stood in the position of adoring and hurriedly pulled Shen Yi said:

"Hey, hey, you... you just give one thousand to each person???"

Shen Yi looked like you really have never seen the world and said: "What is this, do you think I am short of this money? Why do you think I am short?"

"That's all right! Audience friends below, give me another 20 seconds of applause, and I'll give everyone 1 yuan each!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience applauded enthusiastically. Although the audience knew that it couldn't be true, they were all happy to join in the fun and make jokes.

"Good guy, [-]! It's still [-] per person! I know you, Shen Yi. You are an actor and a director and you make a lot of money, but you can't spend it like that???" Yue Yunpeng looked puzzled road.

Shen Yi waved his hand and said: "Actors and directors are all in the past tense, and they make too little money, so you can just say "The Richest Man in Xihong City". Don't look at his high box office, it sold more than 30 billion, but my There is a cost."

"Cost? Does that mean you don't actually earn much?" Yue Yunpeng asked curiously with a bit of schadenfreude.

Shen Yi said with an aggrieved face: "Yeah, let's just talk about the labor cost. The hundreds of people in the crew have to spend money to eat, drink, and sleep. This doesn't include the cost of the actors, the cost of various venues, and the cost of the machine. Fees, in the end, I worked hard as a director for more than half a year, and after deducting taxes (this sentence is the key!!!), I made more than a billion yuan! Really... I am really sad... ..."

"More than a billion... just... Isn't this earning less???" Yue Yunpeng's mouth and eyes were almost bigger than his face.

Shen Yi: "Of course I don't make a lot of money, so now I don't want to make movies or be an actor at all. I just want to be a producer, an investor, and I don't have to do anything. I just invest money in it and use it to make money."

"It's not... just last month I voted for a movie, Wu Jing's "Wolf Warrior II" I voted one billion, according to my estimation, when this movie is released, it can at least win 100 billion at the box office , when the time comes, I will directly earn tens of billions for nothing, how sweet it is, right?"

"It's a pity that it's too hard to find a good actor now. I only have money, so I can't find a good actor to invest in now..."

"Oh oh oh oh…………"

"Hahaha!!!"

There were bursts of laughter from the audience. The exaggeration of the numbers was naturally done by Shen Yi on purpose, and the advertisement was taken advantage of the trend, but of course he couldn't tell the whole truth. The exaggeration is not only fun, but also in line with cross talk Inside his character.

Half-truth, half-false, everything just right.

Under the auditorium at this time, all the actors looked at it cheerfully and admired it in their eyes.

Sitting on the chair, Niu Li smiled and said with emotion: "Hey, what Shen Yi said is good, it's so relaxing...Mr. Feng Gong, Guo Ge, you two are professionals. Do you think Shen Yi's cross talk is good? ? Does it count as a pass?"

"Hey, this is much better than a passing grade, but if I met him earlier and what happened to Jia Ling, this is definitely a professional level." Feng Gong said convincingly.

Jia Ling who was suddenly cueed: "..." ←_←

On the stage at this time.

Shen Yi specifically said the words "billions" and "investing in movies" very loudly, and Yue Yunpeng's eyes turned red when he listened.

Shen Yi said: "It just so happens that there are so many audience friends here today, all of you, Hidden Dragon and Crouching Tiger, are people with energy, and you can help me promote more in the future. If there is any good actor who wants to make a movie, let him find me. Movie I can help find scripts, directors, and teams, as long as people are willing to come, the appearance fee is at least 1000 million, and the maximum is unlimited."

"Okay, that's all for the advertisement, let's start talking about cross talk now...... Hey hey...... Why do you drag me if you have something to say?"

Yue Yunpeng smiled apologetically like a financial fan licking a dog: "No, no, I mean brother, you are my own brother, take a look at me, and see if it's suitable for me to make a movie. I don't need so much money. Cheap! 500 million or not... 100 million will do!"

"Making movies? Aren't you a crosstalk actor? It's from Deyun Club, promoting national culture, revitalizing traditional arts..." Shen Yi looked puzzled.

"Hey! This... why don't you understand this! This is because you didn't make any money!" Yue Yunpeng looked anxious.

Shen Yi suddenly said: "Oh, it's because there is no way to promote it... If there is a chance to make a movie..."

"Then who the hell still talks about cross talk! Look at my master, what is my uncle doing now? Isn't he making movies? My dear brother!!!" Yue Yunpeng said like a dog.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Heh heh heh..."

There was a burst of laughter offstage.

"Hey, I understand if you say that. In fact, I really appreciate you to be honest. If you are willing to make a movie, you can do it. It's not 100 million. I don't have change and I can't change it. In this way, your performance fee Let's add up to 1000 million, okay?" Shen Yi said with a smile.

Yue Yunpeng's face was moved: "Oh, thank you Lord Long En! Ah no... Thank you, thank you, you are really a good person! With your face...you look like my half-ancestor!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"I go!"

"Thank you Lord Ron! You look like my ancestors, how did you come up with the word f***!"

"Others don't look like a money fan, but Yue Yunpeng, a money fan, doesn't look like a hahaha!"

Seeing the pairing of the two on the stage, everyone burst into laughter after just a few words on stage.

Shen Yi suppressed his smile and pretended to be reserved: Oh, you don't have to be so polite, just call me Brother Yi. "

Yue Yunpeng said with a dog-legged look: "Yes, yes, Brother Yi, you can call me Brother Peng. Look at me, is there any chance to invest in a movie with you, just play a role in "Wolf Warrior II" , I don’t choose, any role is fine!”

Shen Yi looked at Yue Yunpeng and said: "With your conditions..."Wolf Warrior" will definitely not work, you don't look like a wolf either."

Yue Yunpeng originally had a disappointed expression on his face, but Shen Yi's tone changed instantly:
"But this way...how about I make a single movie for you, with you as the prototype, with you as the protagonist, what do you think of a new series of movies that will be in line with "Wolf Warrior"?"

Yue Yunpeng was flattered and said: "Me? Make a series of movies based on me alone, can I really do that ancestor???"

"No problem!" Shen Yi patted Yue Yunpeng's shoulder and affirmed:

"And I even thought of the name of this movie. Isn't Wu Jing's called "Wolf Warrior"? You can call it "War Pig"!"

Yue Yunpeng: "Ah... OK! "War Pig" is good! The name is really good! It sounds grand... It sounds so resistant!"

"That's right, it's not only resistant to fighting but also delicious!" Shen Yi said with a smile.