I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!

"Ah, don't worry about the fight, anyway, he is a movie, right? Brother Yi, what exactly is the plot of our movie?" Yue Yunpeng comforted himself after thinking for a long time.

Shen Yi said: "The plot of this movie is actually following the world in the first "Wolf Warrior". It is about the villainous drug lord in "Wolf Warrior". Do you remember the big drug lord?"

Yue Yunpeng nodded again and again: "Ah, remember, isn't it just the one holding Gatlin and smoking a cigar, I'll kill you, you bastard!!!"

"puff………………"

"Hahahahahaha!!! Where does this accent come from..."

The audience couldn't help laughing.

Shen Yi was silent for a while and said: "That's it...but when you act, remember to speak Mandarin, otherwise you will be a little too timid."

"Isn't there a TV series called "My First Half Life" that is very famous recently? It's the same with us. The main narrative is about his life in the first half of his life, how he suffered and was bullied when he was a child, worked to make money, and his girlfriend ran away with others. Let’s wait for this series, it’s not easy.”

"what…………"

Hearing what Shen Yi said, Yue Yunpeng was a little confused: "Brother Yi, you know that I am a comedian, but actually I don't like such tragic dramas very much, can we discuss this..."

Shen Yi ignored Yue Yunpeng's reaction and continued on his own: "This is the first half of the story, and in the second half, it's because of various things that I got rich and rich, so there's no need to talk about it after I have a lot of money. "

"Anyway, I'm a fan of paper and gold, eating abalone and lobster! Driving a luxury car, finding a bunch of beauties, anyway, it takes up everything. It is said that all the girlfriends who have changed can add up to a county! Much more chic than the ancient emperor... ...Wait, did you just... say you can't do it?"

Yue Yunpeng: "......"

"How is it possible, my ancestors, alas, this tragedy is the only way to show your acting skills! I have no interest in lobsters, abalones, beauties, and luxury cars. I just... really love this movie! Incomparable love! Please Be sure to let me play the male lead!"

"Oh, you can act? Does that mean you agree?" Shen Yi said.

Yue Yunpeng said excitedly: "Then... of course, I love it so much!"

"Of course, I'm still a little confused. Do you want me to be the big villain? Is there a passion scene, sex scene or something??? Of course I'm not saying that I have any ideas, Absolutely not, I'm just... a little curious!"

Shen Yi smiled slightly and said: "That's not wrong! There must be, not only there are, but there are quite a lot of them. Among them, the heroine who plays with you the most is also a well-known international beauty star in the beautiful country, with [-] nationalities. and tribal blood."

"It's like Africa, Afghanistan, Fujian, India, Congo, Amazon jungle cannibal tribes, etc..."

Yue Yunpeng scratched his head, the more he listened, the more panicked he became: "It's not that there are so many places in this list, I won't say anything, but this cannibal tribe...he should not be so hungry at night..."

"That won't, that won't, after she changed her gender, the doctor ordered her not to eat greasy food during this time, it's not good for the incision." Shen Yi waved his hands and said firmly.

Yue Yunpeng broke down and said, "Damn it! I'm still a transgender!!!"

"That's right, this is all to push you to the world, you know how hard it is to find such a man... Pooh girl! If I hadn't made an appointment early, people would be filming Disney's "Black Snow" right now. "Princess" is gone!" Shen Yi said seriously with a glance.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Heh heh heh..."

The audience in the audience cheered up and down, although because of the time difference, the current political correctness of the beautiful country is not so well-known.

The sarcasm inside and outside of Shen Yi's words, except for some film experts, the rest of the audience can't understand, but the literal meaning is already like cola.

Yue Yunpeng listened to Shen Yi's words and became more and more vague, but thinking of the previous conditions, the eyes in his small eyes finally became firm.

"Okay, in order to be able to promote it to the world, no matter how ugly it is, it can be as ugly as my former partner, right? Bear with it, there are no other beauties...... Umm... Come on!"

After Yue Yunpeng secretly encouraged himself for a long time, he raised his head with a smile and said:
"Hey Brother Yi, what you said about this movie is really suitable for me. The leading actor of Brother Yi must be me, really!"

"Hey... You don't have to be so absolute, and you don't have to agree to me so quickly." Shen Yi said.

"Excuse me first, have you ever heard about this film and television industry before, have you ever heard about filming?"

Yue Yunpeng said with a look of embarrassment: "This... I usually talk about cross talk, and I really don't know much about it."

Shen Yi asked: "To be honest, you just confirm it for me, don't you understand it at all?"

Yue Yunpeng said with a guilty conscience: "......Ah...... I don't understand at all......"

Shen Yi nodded and said clearly: "Okay, then I will be completely relieved."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"I go!"

"This is definitely Shen Yi's style, you can only lie if you ask the truth!" Cai Ming laughed loudly in the audience.

Although the rest of the guests may not be so exaggerated, they all looked at the stage in amazement.

It's not like Shen Yi and Yue Yunpeng haven't had rehearsals for this new work before.

But with Shen Yi's lazy personality, the rehearsal was like writing an essay outline when he was in school, he promised very well, but in fact it was full of fooling around.

Moaning and chirping for a while, he walked on for a walk, and everyone didn't hear the good or the bad, they just thought that Shen Yi was an amateur, maybe he wasn't proficient in acting.

So in fact, most of the guests here are also seeing this complete cross talk live for the first time.

Anyway, it can't be said that it is admiration, it must be shocking.

Below the stage, looking at Shen Yi's sketch, Guo Donglin turned around and looked at Feng Gong and said in a low voice, "It's not that I don't think it's a matter of professionalism or not, but I think Shen Yi's typhoon and rhythm.....now many professional cross talk Actors should..."

"Well, it's not as good as it is." After all, Guo Donglin mainly focuses on sketches, and his evaluation is relatively moderate, while Feng Gong is naturally more daring to speak, and nodded seriously:

"Listen carefully to his approach. It's not the new cross talk approach we're talking about, with more expressions and more body movements. He and Yue Yunpeng are both in the traditional cross talk approach."

"But it's not that there are no shortcomings. You noticed that he has stuttered twice from the beginning to now. If he is a serious and full-time actor who talks about cross talk, he shouldn't be like this."

Guo Donglin pondered for a moment and said, "You mean..."

"His level of cross talk is good. It's obvious that he hasn't performed for a long time, but he has a foundation, and the most important thing is that he is indeed the best comedian in China. Look at his burden. What is the success of playing..." Feng Gong motioned Guo Donglin to look back at the audience, and then said with emotion.

"From the perspective of cross talk professionalism, I can do better, but this grasp of the burden of comedy, and the grasp of what the audience likes now, is ten thousand times better than us. The notebooks that have been spent for more than half a year are not as good as those that others have come up with in a few days... I really took the exam..." Feng Gong shook his head with a smile on his face, but his tone was unusually low.

"Well, everyone talks about the generation gap, this thing is useless." Guo Donglin also shook his head, making Feng Gong unable to help feeling depressed.

And at this time on the stage.

Yue Yunpeng was also taken aback when he heard Shen Yi's words:
"Hmm... Ah? Why don't you feel relieved???"

Shen Yi quickly explained: "You don't understand, because it's actually very hard for us film and television actors to film, especially for our film, in addition to good lines and acting skills, we also need a little bit of requirements!"

Yue Yunpeng hurriedly said: "It's okay, Director Shen Da, whatever you say, I can do my best."

Shen Yi said: "It's such a thing, this movie can, you need to sacrifice your... body..."

Yue Yunpeng was silent for a long while and said, "So that cannibal transgender still added me to the recipe after all?"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"The thinking is so strange! Still thinking about that thing, I'm dying of laughter!"

"Don't say that these two people really have a show together, it's so funny."

The audience burst into laughter one after another.

"It has nothing to do with that, it's just a literal meaning, you need to make certain sacrifices for the plot of the movie, for the art." Shen Yi waved his hands.

"Oh... oh oh oh oh oh I see!"

Seeing Shen Yi's comprehensible expression, Yue Yunpeng thought he had guessed it like a rooster crowing, and said excitedly to the audience:

"Er......... This is also right, after all, I have this emotional scene, bed scene, this sacrifice of the body is inevitable..." (︶.︶)
"Don't worry, Director Shen Da, I have no problem. Isn't it just sacrificing my body? As long as those beauties... and the heroine are not afraid of sacrifice, then I am not afraid of sacrifice either!!!" Yue Yunpeng agreed.

Shen Yi was a little puzzled and said: "What does this have to do with beauties? If there is such a good thing, it is called sacrifice. I want you to sacrifice your body!"

"I know, sacrificing the body... It's impossible to sacrifice alone, so there must be a partner of the opposite sex?" Yue Yunpeng said a little embarrassed.

Shen Yi said helplessly: "It's not that you misunderstood, we said that you sacrificed your body with a man!"

Yue Yunpeng: "(д)b☆d(д) with a guy???"

"You...... Didn't you say that she has changed her gender?"

Shen Yi said: "It's not about her, there are other actors in the movie besides her couple and beautiful women."

"It's like this. Didn't I just say that you are a big drug lord. There was a scene where you happened to meet this beautiful woman played by our heroine in the Royal Casino in Las Vegas. Baba Noah Yili is silly, white and sweet, Ayi Turtle."

Yue Yunpeng said, "This name...you will send me a copy later, I remember it in the memo."

Shen Yi said: "It's all trivial matters, the main thing is that this beautiful woman is the daughter of the boss behind the Royal Casino, rich, powerful, good-looking, with legs and butt, and there are countless suitors, The prince of that country, the president of that country."

"But!!! Here comes your role. You directly performed a unique skill in the casino, which made the daughter of the Royal Casino played by this international beauty fall in love with you."

"This unique skill requires you to sacrifice your body for a while, that is, open your collar directly, bow your front legs, stretch your rear legs, raise your neck, and use your whole body to spit out a water lotus flower directly from your mouth. I will give this unique skill It even came up with a nice name called mouth-spitting lotus!"

………………

………………

"Hey, this is finally alive." Feng Gong under the stage smiled and said in a low voice.

"It turned out to be "Spitting out a Lotus Flower". Good guy, the front part has been completely changed. If it hadn't been in the works, I wouldn't have guessed it was this!"

(End of this chapter)