I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!

"It seems that Yue Yunpeng and his Deyun Club haven't acted in a similar "Spitting out Lotus" before?"

"Well, it's true... This should be a new creation."

Feng Gong and Guo Donglin in the audience exchanged in low voices, and there was a lot of praise in their words.

Needless to say, "Spit out a lotus flower", let alone a cross talk actor, even audiences who have heard a few cross talks are very familiar with this set of procedures.

To put it bluntly, it can be summed up in one sentence, that is, one person brags about going abroad or where to go, and performs for the rich, and the other person is stupid and not stunned, and financial fans really believe it.

So the former took aim at the money-greedy mentality of the other party, and specially made up such a set of things to bully them.

Those who beat them with something like a fan in their hands grinned, and they wanted to be called daddy and grandpa to take advantage of it.

Although old, rustic, vulgar, and feudal, this is the type of cross talk that the older generation of cross talk actors talked about most in Tianqiao, such as being beaten, pretending to be stupid, and pretending to be ugly to make everyone happy.

However, due to a period of time that everyone knows, the new version of cross talk and anti-feudal thinking, this activity is actually almost lost, even if it is not lost, no one will talk about it.

After the reform and opening up, various "qigong masters" began to appear in our country from the 80s, and the response from the people was quite popular.

Under such circumstances, Guo Degang's master Hou Sanye and his partner Shi Fukuan reinterpreted this passage again. Hou Sanye pretended to be a "qigong master" to deceive people, using it to satirize such people for cheating, and this cross talk gradually came out again.

Over the years, so many masters of cross talk have undoubtedly perfected the work of this cross talk, every word and every sentence, and Shen Yi can add so many fresh elements on this basis, it is indeed a refreshing feeling for everyone who listens.

In the final analysis, Shen Yi's creative ability is really a bit against the sky.

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Yue Yunpeng on the stage asked with a look of innocence and confusion: "Spitting out lotus flowers? Why does this word sound familiar?"

Shen Yi said: "As soon as your mouthful lotus flower comes out, a big beauty made of water will come out of the water lotus flower. You say that once this stunt is performed, this heroine will fall in love with you at first sight..."

"The next thing is to pull you upstairs. Everyone understands the story behind the bed, right? Once the kiss is black, the next day will be the next day."

Yue Yunpeng said: "Okay, let's do it, spit out lotus flowers!!!"

Shen Yi said: "No problem, right? I'll confirm with you one last time?"

Yue Yunpeng said: "It's okay to spit out lotus flowers, it's fine to spit out ivory!"

Shen Yi smiled and said: "That's no problem, next time we invite Wu Jing to act in "War Dogs", I will definitely let you speak ivory!"

Yue Yunpeng said: "No problem, no problem, then let's make a deal, right! Hey, I'm going to have a showdown with my master now, and I will quit Deyun Club from now on, I..."

"Hey, hey, it's not busy, don't rush to talk about it first." Shen Yi hurriedly stopped the excited Yue Yunpeng.

"Spitting lotus flowers at the mouth is not so easy to learn. I have to talk to you about the play again. You have to practice this unique skill well before I can trust you with this role."

Yue Yunpeng happily said: "Come on, teach me how to practice!"

Shen Yi said: "Then you find me a gong first."

Yue Yunpeng said: "It's not... What is this man talking about lotus flowers?"

Shen Yi said: "No, I'm a director, and I'm not a god. If this person wants to create such a big scene, I have to ask the gods to help me, so I use a gong to invite them."

"Okay, I understand, I understand. I'll find you a gong. There's a person coming out from the backstage. Who has a gong in his pocket when he goes out? Check his pockets. In case he has a gong, take out the gong and lend it to us." Yue Yunpeng shouted to the backstage.

Shen Yi: "All right, all right, come back."

"What's the matter, aren't you looking for a gong?" Yue Yunpeng wondered.

Shen Yi explained: "Who goes out with a gong? Let's find a substitute. I don't think it's possible... just use your long... especially round big head."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience applauded and booed.

Yue Yunpeng said speechlessly: "It's not... If they are particularly round, can we not increase the word head?"

"Anyway, I want to replace the gong with the head, right? It's all right for the movie, and I agreed."

Shen Yi gave a thumbs up and said: "If you are generous, then only a copper hammer is missing now."

"It's even simpler... this fan! Look at the crackling sound, isn't it just a gong and hammer!" Yue Yunpeng had a flash of inspiration, picked up the fan and slammed it on his forehead, and there was a crackling sound immediately.

Shen Yi repeatedly waved his hands and said: "No, no, I will perform the lotus flower at the mouth for you. You are a gong, how can you beat the gong by yourself? Give me the hammer."

"That's okay...then you should knock with less force later." Yue Yunpeng said worriedly.

Shen Yi smiled and said: "Don't worry, don't worry, I have to give you an opinion on the last one. You can't do sex, you have to be bang bang, you have to cooperate with your mouth to learn this bang bang."

"Okay!" Yue Yunpeng nodded.

Shen Yi said: "There is one last thing. After asking God, I am not myself anymore, I am the incarnation of God. In the end, you have to respectfully call me Grandpa, you have to call me Grandpa, you are so angry!"

"Okay, okay, for 1000 million, for the beauty, come!" Yue Yunpeng gritted his teeth and looked desperate.

Shen Yi said: "Then let's start formally. My side please God, you just act as a gong and cooperate with me."

"Come on, let's shake the world!"

Shen Yi hit Yue Yunpeng directly on the head with a solid blow.

Yue Yunpeng hurriedly said: "Kang Kuang!"

Shen Yi said: "Second please ghosts and gods be shocked!"

Yue Yunpeng: "Kang Kuang!"

Shen Yi said: "Third invitation to Taoist Mao!"

Yue Yunpeng: "Kang Kuang!"

"........."

Shen Yi said: "Seven invitations to Zhu Bajie!"

Yue Yunpeng: "Kang Kuang!"

Shen Yi said: "Eight please Monkey King!"

Yue Yunpeng: "Kang Kuang!"

Shen Yi said: "Nine invitations to Ximen Qing!"

Yue Yunpeng said: "Ah??? Bang Bang!"

Shen Yi said: "Ten invites Pan Jinlian ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Shen Yi's side knocked quickly, while Yue Yunpeng's side yelled loudly.

At this moment, Shen Yi picked up the water glass on the table and took a big sip of water, puffing out his cheeks and making a gesture with his eyes.

Yue Yunpeng gritted his teeth and hesitated for a while and said loudly: "Grandpa, you two are really angry!"

Shen Yi: "Pfft!!!!"

Sprinkled a big mouthful of saliva, which directly turned into water mist...

It's like Liu Tianwang's song: "Wen Wen's saliva is slapped randomly on the face~ warm tears and saliva are mixed together~"