I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!

On the stage, Yu Qian said with a face full of pain: "Isn't it that you said for a long time that I haven't acted in a good movie?"

Shen Yi said: "Of course there is. As soon as the third film was finished, you immediately became popular, and the film director from the harbor came to call for you to act. It is a suspenseful crime film called "R Pork Pork Buns"!"

Yu Qian's eyes lit up and said, "Oh, I seem to have heard of this."

Shen Yi said: "The plot of this movie is relatively simple, that is to say, there is a man in the local area who went to work as an apprentice in a char siu bun shop, but he was bullied all the time, and the boss was very mean and didn't pass on his skills. The whole family was killed, after this person was killed, chop it up and wrap it into barbecued pork buns, etc. A series of plots, of course, was finally arrested by the police uncle, such a film, please go."

Yu Qian said excitedly: "Oh... then I... Am I going to play the criminal or the policeman?"

Shen Yi was full of admiration: "You are acting!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"puff…………"

"Fuck hahaha!!!"

The audience in the audience leaned forward and laughed together with joy, their faces almost turned red.

"Oh, that's all, don't talk about it, no one shows his face." Yu Qian waved his hand and said helplessly.

Shen Yi said: "Actually, there is no way to do this. I dare say that I have a say in what market is popular in the film and television industry in the Mainland. Otherwise, it is a little fresh meat like me..."

"Hey hey hey hey..."

There was booing immediately after Shen Yi finished speaking.

However, it was obviously useless to Shen Yi, he waved his hands cheekily and said:
"Ah, thank you, thank you all for your affirmation of me."

"Let's continue, the first is the popularity of young meat like me, and the second is the tough guy like Wu Jing. You obviously don't meet these, right, so your innate conditions have caused you to be popular in film and television. There are no good movies in the circle to find you."

Yu Qian frowned and thought for a while: "What you said...it seems to make sense, isn't it that I... have nothing to do???"

"That's not the case, since I said it, there must be a way." Shen Yi smiled and said:
"Your style is not popular in the mainland film and television industry, but you can consider going abroad for development. Let's say... Beautiful Country, what do you think?"

"Beautiful country... Is it suitable for my development?" Yu Qian pointed to himself and asked in doubt.

Shen Yi said convincingly: "Of course! Just say Morgan Freeman, is there anything wrong with a beautiful national treasure-level actor? Have you seen "The Shawshank Redemption"?"

Yu Qian nodded and said, "Of course I've seen it, it's a good movie!"

Shen Yi said: "That's right, how old was he when he was filming this movie? 57 years old! Now he's 80 years old, he's still filming, and he's still so good-looking!"

"You can take Michael Caine as another example. How good is the butler in Batman! Now he is 80 or [-] years old, and he still shoots movies every day! Such older actors are popular in the beautiful country. How old are you now? "

"I... I'm almost fifty." Yu Qian said
"Look, look!" Shen Yi clapped his hands in a bewitching tone.

"Exactly! At your age, your acting skills will definitely be popular wherever you go. You can still act for more than 80 years when you are in your 30s. What is this called-the dead wood is in spring! Then you will also see what is Hollywood, what is it?" Call the Oscar winner, and find a few more blond and blue-eyed wild horses, and you will be happy!!!"

Yu Qian said with shyness and excitement: "This......some kind of blond and blue-eyed horse is not suitable...but you can say this...it seems really interesting!"

Shen Yi said: "That's not true! But there is a fatal problem with my idea, that is, you don't understand English."

Yu Qian frowned and said, "I think I'm good at English, and I can still learn it."

"It's okay? How about I test you first?" Shen Yi said.

Yu Qian nodded and said, "Okay, come on."

Shen Yi said: "Then I'll give you a lesson, listen to it, this is an idiom, say it! How do you say no love, no joy in English?"

Yu Qian continued to frown and said: "No love, no joy??? Oh, this is really difficult. You said you want to come up with nouns, such as bananas, apples, etc. I know, but I really don't know this. You can answer it for me." ."

Shen Yi smiled and said: "Why don't you know? You have to say that in English if you have no love or no joy."

"No bang bang bang! no hahaha!"

"While playing, what a mess!!!" Yu Qian waved his hand angrily.

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"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

The audience laughed.

Shen Yi proudly said: "Why not, isn't it very simple, easy to understand."

Yu Qian said: "No love, no joy??? Just no......... this??? Don't you have a good word? Your... is too dirty, right?"

Shen Yi smiled and said: "This is not dirty, this is the study and discussion of language. This is just a short sentence. In fact, it is more than a short sentence. It is a commonly used word. In fact, it also has a lot of local culture and connotations."

"So this foreign language is really not as simple as you think. It can be mastered by just learning it. That's far from it."

(End of this chapter)