I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!

Yu Qian was completely entangled in all the things Shen Yi said, especially when he thought of the big ocean horse that Shen Yi had envisioned for him, bah!Oscar, is completely over the top.

At this time, looking at Shen Yi, he nodded again and again and said: "Yes, yes, I may indeed be taking foreign languages ​​too seriously. From your tone, since you know so much, can you teach me? For example, this English."

Shen Yi said: "Of course this is fine. Since you are sincerely posting this article, I will explain it to you in a simple way. When it comes to English, we must first understand the words, and the words are the simplest and most commonly used words. ,No!"

"How do you say NO in English! You must learn this London accent for pronunciation. Look at this feeling, it sounds very gentlemanly and manly."

Yu Qian thought for a while and said, "Oh, you really have such a British flavor when you say it this way."

Shen Yi said: "Oh no, we always feel very useless when we talk so dryly, I think so, let's just act in a short play, shall we?"

Yu Qian said modestly: "Oh, my English is not good enough, I'm afraid I can't act well."

Shen Yi smiled and said: "That won't, that won't, there are a bunch of CDs in the European and American areas in your house, your English is definitely not bad."

"Not a lot." Yu Qian defended shyly in a low voice...

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

The audience burst into laughter.

Shen Yi gave a thumbs up and said, "Why don't you say you are an expert in this field."

"We're serious, talking about this objectively, I think that Mikami Yuya is much better than Hashimoto Arina... As the old saying goes, he's not as good as Chest Two." ………”

Yu Qian covered Shen Yi's mouth and was speechless, "You can't broadcast it anymore! I'll let you continue talking about how to learn English!"

The audience in the audience laughed loudly and were overjoyed.

Shen Yi said: "All right...that is to say, show the NO of English well, as if you are the prince of the British royal family."

Yu Qian said with a smile: "Your Highness, ah, this role is fine, I am suitable."

Shen Yi said: "Okay, then start from now, you are the prince of the British royal family, and you have killed the prince."

Yu Qian said with a face full of pain: "Oh, how do you hear my name... a certain place is so painful?"

Shen Yi said: "The chrysanthemum is broken, the chrysanthemum is injured, it just matches the hot chrysanthemum on the top of your head! Anyway, it's just a name, as for me, I just make do with it and suffer a little. I'm playing the role of the husband of the queen, the royal family."

Yu Qian waved his hand and said angrily: "Go away!!!"

"Return the husband of the royal queen! Wouldn't that be my father?"

Shen Yi said seriously: "Hey~~~"

Audience: "Hey!!!"

Shen Yi said: "I don't quite understand what you mean?"

Yu Qian explained speechlessly: "Didn't I mean that the husband of this royal queen is not the father of this prince?"

Shen Yi and the audience: "Hey~~~"

"go!!!"

Yu Qian pushed Shen Yi and said angrily: "Anyway, it means that you cannot be the husband of the royal queen!"

Shen Yi said with a satisfied face: "That's fine, so I will play the role of Lao Wang, the chief steward of the royal family, and be responsible for your daily life and work, Your Highness. Do you think this is okay?"

Yu Qian thought for a while and said, "That's okay, then how do we start acting?"

Shen Yi said: "Then our story happened in the morning. His Highness the Prince can't be like ordinary people like us, get up at seven o'clock every morning, buy a pancake, fruit and two buns, and go to work by bicycle."

"That's outrageous, so we're going to be at nine o'clock, and you should be ready to get up."

Yu Qian nodded and said, "Oh, nine o'clock every morning, this time is very accurate."

Shen Yi stood very upright, his voice switched to the broadcasting tone, the voice was artificial and funny: "At nine o'clock in the morning, I stepped out of my office, walked to your bedroom, gently stretched out my hand and opened the door, Stepping on a fist-thick velvet carpet, I walked slowly to your side."

Yu Qian praised excitedly: "Hey everyone, if you read this description, the feeling of the royal family will come out."

Shen Yi's voice remained unchanged and he said calmly: "Seeing that you were still sound asleep, I went to the window, opened the velvet curtain first, and then quickly took out the stove."

"Ah??? Isn't this the British royal family who also use stoves??? Isn't this too low???" Yu Qian said dumbfounded.

The audience laughed and applauded.

Shen Yi spread his hands and said solemnly: "Have you ever studied geography? England is a temperate oceanic climate, full of rain and cold. There is no stove to prevent you from freezing. This is standard equipment for the royal family!"

Yu Qian said with a look of disgust: "Anyway, it's a really messy velvet thing."

While making movements, Shen Yi said: "After I bring out the stove for you, I will step on the velvet carpet that is one fist thick and walk in, and bring out your chamber pot."

Yu Qian said helplessly: "My good guy, tell me, what is this chamber pot for???"

"Tell me, can such a large British royal family have no toilet? Installing a flush toilet will kill you???"

Shen Yi persuasively said: "You don't know that, what conservation is advocated in the world, the royal family should lead by example, this saves water, and secondly, you can use it as fertilizer to grow vegetables!"

Yu Qian frowned and said, "My good fellow, our royal family's life is quite painful."

Shen Yi said: "I walked to your bed again, and watched a ray of sunlight pass through the window in the morning, shining on your round and elastic face and buttocks."

The audience burst into laughter, leaning forward and back together in instant joy.

"Heh heh heh..."

"Hey, stop, stop! Grandson, tell me what this means. Why does the sun in England still only expose the buttocks and face? Besides, it's round and elastic, and the buttocks and face are said together???" Yu Qian hurriedly shouted to stop The face said angrily.

Shen Yi explained solemnly: "It's your highness, you sleep in a different posture. You stick out your round and elastic buttocks, and then sleep with your round and elastic face sideways."

Yu Qian said: "Oh my mother!!!"

"Hahahahaha!"

The laughter in the audience couldn't stop.

Shen Yi said: "I woke up the prince gently, gently lifted his velvet quilt, picked up the pure white lace briefs made of Tianshan snow silk, and helped the prince put them on."

Yu Qian said dumbfounded: "Ah??? I still slept with my butt naked. I said how could I get my butt just now!"

"What are you talking about! What are you talking about!"

Shen Yi hurriedly corrected him solemnly: "How can the royal language be so vulgar? It can't be called bare buttocks, it's called neutral gear, it's good for the skin, and sleeps soundly!"

Yu Qian said with a look of lovelessness: "Okay, okay, whatever you say is reasonable, you can continue..."

(End of this chapter)