I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!

Chapter 459 Park Pule!
With a blank look at Yu Qian, who looked loveless, Shen Yi smiled and continued to introduce with an authentic broadcast accent:

"Next, I'll put on the trousers for His Royal Highness, then woolen trousers, long johns, silk stockings..."

Yu Qian said: "Slow! I felt something was wrong just now, so I wanted to say, where are the stockings I'm wearing?"

Shen Yi clapped his hands and said: "Silk! The socks made of silk, the treasure of the East, are referred to as silk stockings! High-end things that only the royal family can wear in the whole country!"

Yu Qian: "Oh... silk."

Shen Yi continued to talk while putting his hands behind his back and said: "The next thing is the top, autumn clothes and sweaters, sweaters, vests, and... this thing is still a bit difficult to buckle!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Heh heh heh..."

Yu Qian turned his head speechlessly and didn't want to look at Shen Yi, but when he heard the laughter from the audience, it became more and more wrong, and when he turned around, he saw Shen Yi's movements.

"Hey! I said you didn't make such a fuss? What kind of buttons are you wearing with your hands behind? If you have this...the one just now is not a silk sock!"

Shen Yi raised his head and said innocently: "You have a good back! Adjusting your sitting posture is good for your eyesight!"

Yu Qian: "... My prince... wears his back well???"

Shen Yi continued to act innocently: "Yeah, what's the matter?"

Yu Qian said helplessly: "It's okay, you don't have to make so many things, you mainly talk about things!"

Shen Yi said: "After getting dressed, I will pick you up from the bed and put you on the chair. The prince seems to be still awake, looking very lazy."

As he finished speaking, Shen Yi stood straight up and felt like Ge You was paralyzed, one hand was seven and the other was three trembling slightly, his eyes became cross-eyed, and he muttered and foamed. "

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." the audience burst into laughter!
"Hey, it's not grandson, you just care about it and you're lazy, you go and see the person with cerebral palsy and stroke, at most it's like that." Yu Qian almost died of anger when he turned his head, he hurriedly stopped Shen Yi and said anxiously.

"I haven't woken up a little bit, I'm just waking up and taking a nap!"

Shen Yi coughed dryly and said, "Your Highness, let's wash and brush our teeth."

"Your Highness is still looking very lazy, whispering a word - come~~~"

Yu Qian said speechlessly: "Why does it feel like I'm going to die???"

Shen Yi said: "As soon as the washing things are brought over, you will see your identity."

"Oh, why do you know that?" Yu Qian asked curiously.

Shen Yi said: "Just say that the cup for brushing your teeth is pure gold! This toothbrush handle is pure gold!"

Yu Qian clicked his tongue and said in amazement: "Well, this is exquisite enough, luxurious."

Shen Yi said: "The most valuable is not these, this toothbrush doesn't need any soft and hard bristles, it is directly inlaid with diamonds!"

"My god!" Yu Qian said with wide eyes.

"Hey, what are the five-carat and ten-carat ones, all of which have their shiny points facing up!" Shen Yi said vividly.

Yu Qian said: "My good guy, I'm brushing my teeth and I'm going to torture. I can't brush it a few times in total. Those diamonds are much harder than my teeth!"

Shen Yi waved his hand and said: "Hey, that's nothing to worry about! The royal family has plenty of money! What are you afraid of if you lose your teeth, you can have another diamond tooth, the same type of toothbrush!!!"

"Hahahaha..."

"Heh heh heh..."

The audience laughed loudly!

Yu Qian shook his head for a while and said, "Good guy, am I just tossing around?"

Shen Yi happily said: "After brushing your teeth, then wash your face, wash your face well for the prince, I will go and order the servants to prepare the breakfast, it's time for His Royal Highness to eat."

Yu Qian said: "This is a serious matter, it's time for breakfast."

Shen Yi said: "The servants in the palace lined up and pushed in a dining cart made of pure gold. On the dining cart was a dinner plate made of pure gold, and next to it were silver knives, forks and chopsticks."

"Once the golden lid used to keep warm is opened, the six delicacies of Haohaodongxi are golden and neat, and the length, width and height are all measured with a ruler, and there is nothing wrong with it. It is steaming and fragrant!"

Yu Qian raised his eyebrows in a timely manner with a curious look on his face, "This is?"

Shen Yi said: "Leek box!!!"

"no!!!"

Yu Qian jumped up and said: "I pay so much attention to so much, I eat leek boxes if I get gold and silver???"

Shen Yi said solemnly: "It's better to love food than to eat it. You just like this one. An artist as old as Mei Lanfang still loves to drink soybean juice. This celebrity is also a human being, right?"

Yu Qian was speechless: "All right..."

Shen Yi said with a smile: "I lightly picked up a chive box, Your Highness, this is from the mysterious east..."

Shen Yi originally held a fan in the shape of chopsticks, and he passed it while talking, suddenly his hand shook, the leek box fell to the ground, Shen Yi immediately squatted down, and picked it up again using the fan as chopsticks.

"Good guys, there were not many returned, and they were returned." Yu Qian complained.

Shen Yi was still serious, with a warm and standard smile on his face, he said unchanged: "Your Highness, this is a delicacy from the mysterious East, please taste it..."

Yu Qian was dumbfounded and said, "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you can take it and wash it first???"

Shen Yi laughed and said: "I told you our royal family is not saving water!"

"Lu Xun once said that if you pick it up for three seconds after dropping it, you can still eat it."

Yu Qian said: "Don't talk nonsense, be careful that Lu Xun's coffin can't hold you down..."

The audience in the audience was very happy and applauded warmly.

Shen Yi said: "The main meal is finished, and today's dessert is next, honey crystal large intestine!"

"Honey crystal large intestine? Isn't this a dessert???" Yu Qian frowned.

Shen Yi said with infinite emotion: "It's delicious! The pigs that the chef killed in the morning, the intestines were taken from live pigs, filled with hot honey, and then coated with crystal icing, the mouth area... Sorry for being a little disgusting... ……”

Yu Qian frowned even deeper: "It's not a little bit, the good guy is still born?"

Shen Yi said: "That's fresh, pick up one end of the intestine and stuff it into His Royal Highness's mouth, then pinch the other end."

"Come to Your Highness to suck!!!"

"His Royal Highness is very obedient, he exhaled to the limit in one breath, and took a sharp inhalation." Shen Yi grasped the air with both hands to cooperate with the performance and also inhaled:
"Hiss, yo, yo..."

"Good guy, I've used all my lung capacity here." Yu Qian said.

Shen Yi said: "When the suction is finished, take off the end of His Highness the Prince's mouth, put it back on the plate and save the intestines and send them back to the kitchen for cooking. I'll keep them for lunch."

"Wait! Hey, wait a minute, this is wrong!"

Yu Qian said anxiously: "Take the intestines back...you eat it???? Then I will just suck the stuff in it for a long time, and I will wash your large intestines for you???"

Shen Yi said shyly: "Hey, you can't say that, the main thing is that we complement each other, I eat the intestines, you eat the inside of the intestines, it's good and you don't waste it."

What Yu Qian hated was his teeth itching: "Sooner or later, I was killed by you."

Shen Yi ignored him and said: "After a while, His Royal Highness finished his meal, and then it's time to go to work, and our theme should come, which requires your cooperation."

Yu Qian said: "Oh, then how should I cooperate."

Shen Yi said: "It's normal for His Royal Highness to handle official affairs. Of course, you don't need to do it yourself. I will tell you one by one. If you see this matter, you can just nod your head, and if you don't, you can shake your head. When you finally sternly refuse, you should say that." Words, NO!!!”

Yu Qian nodded and said: "Oh, then I understand, isn't it just NO?"

Shen Yi said: "Okay then let's start, Your Highness, a small country on a Pacific peninsula has mined a huge oil mine, and now it is preparing to dedicate it to us England, look at this..."

Yu Qian shook his head proudly, at this moment he finally had the feeling of knowing how to be a prince: "Well~~~"

Shen Yi said solemnly: "Oh, I see, I don't want it, hey, who will give it to whom?"

Yu Qian nodded and said, "Yeah!!!"

Shen Yi said: "One more thing, the [-] manned rockets we launched into space last year have successfully completed their missions and are ready to return. Do you see, Your Highness?"

Yu Qian shook his head and said with a smirk, "Well~~~"

Shen Yi said: "Oh, where does love go? No need to come back?"

Yu Qian nodded and said, "Yeah!!!"

Shen Yi smiled and continued: "Your Highness, our dinner tonight is leek box with Laoshan Coke from [-], do you think it's okay?"

Yu Qian nodded and said, "Yeah!!!"

Shen Yi smiled and said: "Okay, let's do the last thing, this is good news, our princess has passed the interview, and has successfully applied for a job in Tokyo Film and Television Culture Co., Ltd., the first show will start shooting soon!!!”

"Which, whoop, whoop..."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

The audience laughed loudly......

"Ah??? No... what good news is this???" Yu Qian said dumbfounded.

Shen Yile said: "If you don't agree, you should say it, that's it!"

Yu Qian hurriedly said: "Oh yes yes yes, NO!!! NO!!! I can't let her go! Absolutely not!!!"

Shen Yi said: "Hey, that's right, you see this is actually NO!!! No!!! You have status."

"That's why I want to let him go. My side is full of the color of your hometown grassland." Yu Qian said with a look of fear.

"Hahahahaha!"

The audience below leaned back and laughed.

Shen Yi said: "This is England, do you know that, in fact, Chaoxuan Kingdom also has this problem, but they call it (ha ji ma sei yo)."

Yu Qian said: "Oh, Chao Xuanguo also has this."

Shen Yi said: "That's right, let's demonstrate it again. For example, you are now His Royal Highness the Prince of Chaoxuan Kingdom. Your surname is Pu, and you are a prostitute... There is a carrot like Pu next to the wooden letter."

Yu Qian nodded and said: "You have to explain this clearly to me, is it the Pu at the back?"

Shen Yi patted his chest and said affirmatively: "Don't worry, there is nothing you can't go wrong."

"Isn't that all wrong???" Yu Qian said with a speechless face.

Shen Yi said: "Anyway, you are His Highness the Prince here. Your name is Pu Yisheng. It is a very rich and elegant name. It is majestic and makes people cry!"

Yu Qian waved his hands and complained speechlessly: "It's not that there is a foundation, the name only shows that the kidney is better."

There were bursts of laughter from the audience again...

Shen Yi also smiled and said: "And your father, who is the last ruler here - Pu Renmeng is ready to abdicate, and will soon pass the throne to you."

"Pu Renmeng... Good guy, one of us pays attention to quality and the other to quantity." Yu Qian complained.

Shen Yi said: "It's hereditary, everyone has the surname Pu and your grandfather."

Yu Qian already had some guesses in his heart, but he still couldn't help asking curiously: "My grandfather's name is..."

Shen Yi smiled and said: "Pu Pule!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Oh, I'm going..."

"Hahaha, it's so fucking messed up...Pu Yiyi, Pu Renmeng, Pu Pule! This bastard is so poisonous, I bet he won't be able to make friends with that place in his life hahaha!"

The foreshadowing of several times burst out at once, and the report was immediately laughed, and the audience was all in a ball of joy in an instant

They forgot that Shen Yi was also the one who filmed "The Temptation of Going Home" before, so he didn't want to be friends, that person who wanted to peel the skin and throw it away ate Shen Yi raw on the bed......

(End of this chapter)