I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!

Chapter 496 "Support or not"

At eight o'clock in the evening, despite the expectations or complaints from audiences across the country, the Spring Festival Gala came as scheduled.

The first program at the opening was, as usual, a singing and dancing medley of pairs of celebrities.

Phoenix Legend did not arrange a solo show this time, but just became one of many songs and dances. Compared with the "The Most Stunning Little Apple" sung with the Chopstick Brothers 15 years ago, it was still a lot worse.

Although this pair has never gone out of style, it is really thanks to the support of self-media and the majority of netizens that they can become popular again.

After several songs and dances, the first skit to appear on the Spring Festival Gala was the skit "True and False Teacher" by Jia Ling, Zhang Xiaofei and a professional mage.

Looking back at Jia Ling's sketches over the years, this one is definitely at the forefront. Although the structure of the sketch is a bit old-fashioned, the contrast between Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei still brings out a lot of new things. It can be said that it is definitely an outstanding old bottle. The work of new wine.

After several years of cooperation with Feng Gong, Pan Binlong, Cui Zhijia and Jia Ling, Zhang Xiaofei has made rapid progress. Not only has he retained his own advantages in acting, but he has also better incorporated them into comedy performances. .

"Zhang Xiaofei is really good. He has completely found his own comedy path."

Silently watching the live broadcast on the stage in front, Ma Li couldn't help but praise.

"Well, although if she wants to produce a work, most of her can only work with Jia Ling, but if there is a character like this in a comedy movie, looking at the entire entertainment industry, besides Ma Li, she is the only one." Shen Yi He nodded in agreement.

"My place is good, my place is pretty like Xiao Fei." Ma Li waved her hand modestly, but the expression on her face was very happy.

However, Shen Yi obviously didn't notice this, but nodded seriously and said: "It's true, Xiao Fei's appearance and condition are still much better than yours, and his two long legs... are really incomparable. .”

Ma Li: "......Yes, then you can ask her to act in sketches in the future."

"That's impossible." Shen Yi waved his hands and said firmly.

As soon as these words came out, Yu Nian, who was standing aside, looked at Ma Li's calmer expression and finally breathed a long sigh of relief. Fortunately, his buddy finally realized...

Yu Nian was thinking in his mind when he heard Shen Yi say again in his ear:

"With her conditions, she can play a role like an old lady. This old lady is really played by you... Hey, why are you hitting me!!!"

"Why are you still beating you? You're such a straight man, who would be surprised if you don't beat you!!!" (▼Van▼#)
Yu Nian: "..." (;[-]_[-])
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Not to mention the scuffle in the lounge where the partners turned against each other, another program quickly came to the end of the Spring Festival Gala's skit with Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei.

The evergreen stars of the Spring Festival Gala, Cai Ming and Pan Huanghe, have finally given up on their previous venomous old ladies. In the new year, they partnered with Jia Bin, a funny uncle who came out of a comedy talent show, to appear on the Spring Festival Gala together.

The program is not particularly exciting but still watchable. Coupled with the good quality of the previous "True and False Teacher", this time the online live broadcast platform rarely has a lot less complaints and a lot more praises.

And as soon as this program ended, the Spring Festival Gala's perspective shifted to branch venues in various places, and another round of singing and dancing started, but this time it became singers from various ethnic groups and harbor areas. Well, after all, it's CCTV!
Needless to say, the one who represented Wanwan was Jay Chou, who brought his new song "Confession Balloon" which has become popular all over the country this year.

Compared to Jay Chou's previous songs, the quality is not top-notch and is more mouth-watering, but in the current music scene, he is still king.

But what Shen Yi is more concerned about is actually Jay Chou's figure. Compared with the previous guest appearance in "Charlotte Trouble", it turns out...

"Oh, I'm fat again!"

It seems that the dual sweetness of love and milk tea is indeed a terrible weight-gaining machine...

After the song was sung, a public service announcement was immediately inserted, and Shen Yi, Ma Li, and Yu Nian, who were reminded by the staff in the lounge, were already walking backstage.

It was clearly recorded on the program schedule that the commercial, which lasted about four minutes and 28 seconds, was over. The next program was none other than Shen Yi, Ma Li, and Yu Nian's new sketch "To Help or Not to Help"!

At this time, many excited greetings were heard from every household across the world:
"Mom, stop cutting the fruit, Shen Yi's sketch will be next!"

"Hey, right away!"

On the clattering mahjong table, along with the movement of the east wind, the white board, and the banging, another child's voice sounded:
"The program for Mom, Dad, Grandpa and Grandma is about to begin!"

"Okay, let's put the cards aside for a while before playing!"

"I'm coming!"

At this moment, many families stopped all their actions and hurried to the TV, waiting quietly for the advertisement to end.

3!

2!

1!

The scene returned, skipping the announcements by the male and female hosts. Amid warm applause, Shen Yi, wearing a military green coat and a face full of scars, limped away from the side of the stage while pushing a battle-damaged bicycle. come out…………

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Good good!!!"

Shen Yi felt helpless after hearing the laughter and applause from the audience.

"Where did all these fun-loving people come from??? Just laugh, but I have to make it clear that laughter is nothing but laughter. Don't look at me like this. I really just went to do good deeds!"

"Everyone knows what kind of person I am. My biggest problem is that I am too warm-hearted!"

"No, I just saw a car with its trunk open on the road. I was chasing after it on my bike. I thought about it and told someone, but the car suddenly stopped and I got into the car. What happened just now? After crawling out, a kind-hearted policeman came over and patted me on the shoulder and said, "You are fully responsible..." I compensated someone 200 yuan. Do you think I was meddling in my own business? I swear, I will meddle more in the future. If you want to keep busy, I won’t call you Hao Jian, I’ll call you very mean!”

As soon as the background here was explained, Ma Li with white hair over there also made a gorgeous appearance.

Under the eyes of everyone, the old lady danced a sharp ghost dance from side to side, then slapped her left foot with her right foot straight in front of Shen Yi's heel.

Shen Yi, who had just set the flag, was silent for a long time, then raised his neck as if nothing had happened: "I didn't look at anything!"

However, in the next second, Ma Li moaned feebly: "Oh..."

Shen Yi: "Oh..."

Ma Li: "Oh..."

Shen Yi: "Oh..." Ma Li: "Oh my god..."

(╥ω╥`)
"Hey...Oh, you won...Auntie, are you okay?"

Shen Yi pushed the car out for a while, but finally couldn't help but turned around with a soft heart.

"Good good!!!"

There were bursts of cheers and warm applause from the audience.

Ma Li was lying on the floor, her voice was old and weak, and she was really good at playing an old lady. She rolled her eyes at Shen Yi and asked, "I'm 79, and I hit the ground with a bang, what do you think?"

Shen Yi frowned and said, "Oh, let's see if it's broken? Does it hurt?"

Ma Li acted tremblingly: "Oh, my elbow! Oh, my ridge! Oh, my waist! Oh, it doesn't even hurt..."

(︶.︶)
"Hahahahaha!!!"

There were bursts of laughter from the audience.

Shen Yi was speechless for a while: "No, aunt, you've already mastered it, so don't use the elimination method. Since it doesn't hurt, let's try to see if we can still walk."

"I'll try!"

"Hahaha!"

Amid another burst of laughter, the aunt played by Ma Li did a 360-degree spin and walked.

Shen Yi exclaimed: "Oh! You can walk now, but you are walking according to a schedule!"

Ma Li: "Oh...why does my hip hurt suddenly???"

Shen Yi smiled and said: "That's for sure. It was worn when I turned just now. It's good that it didn't catch fire. Come on, aunt, let me help you up!" "

Shen Yi knelt down to help Ma Li, and the two of them were cheek to cheek. Ma Li also saw the scars on Shen Yi's face, and then said directly: "Oh, young man, your face is bruised and purple. Yes, you fell hard enough!"

Shen Yi: "I'm fine."

Ma Li looked touched: "You are a good child, and you also know how to help aunty up."

Shen Yi looked embarrassed: "I'm addicted to doing good things."

Ma Li: "Oh, it has to be replaced by someone else. I would have run away after the collision!"

"Yes! I knew from the beginning that I would definitely get this trick!"

On the online live broadcast platform, following this picture, the barrage floated directly over such a line of text.

It was expected and predicted, but when it actually happened, it was still full of helplessness.

This idea almost represents the thoughts of most netizens.

But it is precisely because everyone knows the dilemma in this situation that they are more curious about how Shen Yi will act and deal with such a situation...

On the stage, Shen Yi stiffened after hearing this. He looked at his aunt twice speechlessly and then slowly put her back on the ground.

Ma Li: "Hey, hey, hey...what are you doing?"

Shen Yi said speechlessly: "Auntie, you fell into confusion, and you fell into confusion very suddenly. You fell down on your own. When you fell, I was still 10 meters away from you. Look, , that’s my bicycle, there’s irrefutable proof... Oh no!” (ー_ー)!!
Following the direction of Shen Yi's finger, a car with unlimited battle damage was parked quietly. In an instant, everyone burst into laughter.

Ma Li looked at the bicycle and then at herself with a panic expression on her face: "Oh, the rims of the bicycle are all in such a mess. It took me a long time to fix it. I flew here from over there. Can I still save it?" ?oops……"

Shen Yi's face was filled with pain: "Oh my god, this does look too much like an accident scene, but it's not what you think, my car was rear-ended."

Ma Li was immersed in her own emotions and couldn't extricate herself: "Oh, my tailbone!"

Shen Yi: "No! I'm talking about the rear-end collision, not the backbone. I'm talking about the bumper, and you're talking about the base of the tail!"

Ma Li had a sad look on her face: "It's over, I'm celebrating the New Year, and the root of my tail was smashed, okay, let's be safe!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Oh, I'm going!"

"Hahaha, how can you talk about broken peace like this???"

"Oh, this old lady..."

The audience burst into laughter.

Shen Yi said: "Auntie, please remember carefully. No one really hit you."

Ma Li said: "No one hit me and I flew more than 10 meters. If you hit me, I will go abroad now."

Hao Jian said anxiously: "No, aunt, what is your status? How come you can go abroad without a visa? Besides, you didn't fly 10 meters away."

Ma Li looked angry: "Then how many meters do you want to fly? At this time, you are still comparing yourself to the three-meter-two-meter Zhen'er. Does it make sense???"

(▼ dish▼#)
Shen Yi was speechless: "...Okay, aunt, let's not talk anymore, let's look at the pictures and let's talk. Fortunately, now there are cameras installed in the streets and alleys...where are the heads???" (д｀)
"It's over, I've lost my head. If I continue to struggle with this, I'll lose my head. Oh my, even if I jump into the Yellow River, it won't wash me away!"

Ma Li said alertly: "What, you still want to leave?"

Shen Yi said anxiously: "I'm sure I won't make the trip. I have to run!"

"Hey you!!!"

Before Ma Li finished speaking, she saw Shen Yi pushing the cart and running to one side to hide. At this time, Yu Nian was also getting ready to appear on the other side...

(End of this chapter)