I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!

Chapter 497 The Great Reversal!
On the stage, Passerby A, played by Yu Nian, was walking by the roadside while talking on the phone:
"Hey, wife, I'll be home soon, don't worry...wait, I saw an old lady fell down on the road and no one came to help her, I don't care about others!"

Yu Nian's righteous words aroused bursts of applause as soon as he opened his mouth, and then he turned on the camera directly at the old lady:

"Auntie, please don't move. I'll post a Weibo post right away to condemn this behavior and ask my parents to repost it and comment. Wife, remember to give me a like! Oh, this old lady fell, it's so miserable... ………”

Passerby A, played by Yu Nian, walked past the old lady in a carefree manner after taking the photo, leaving Shen Yi behind with angry teeth and claws.

"You know it's miserable and you don't help me!"

While there were bursts of laughter from the audience, seeing that no one dared to help the old lady who was still lying on the ground, Shen Yi sighed and ran back to help her up.

"Come on, aunt, let's sit up first. As for aunt, I will take you to the hospital right away, but I beg you, please help me prove it. Just say that I am an innocent passerby, okay?"

Ma Li: "Okay."

Shen Yi was overjoyed and quickly took out his phone to take a selfie and said: "Hey, that's right, aunt! Ahem... I'm the good guy Hao Jian. Just now, I was walking in front of me with my bicycle. For some reason, an old lady suddenly appeared behind me, so I put aside all my worries and stepped forward to help her without hesitation."

The camera turned again, and Shen Yi pointed the phone at Ma Li and said, "Come on, aunt, you're here, put your chin back and look slimmer."

The aunt played by Ma Li faced the camera and sneered: "I am an innocent passerby, and I was knocked down by you innocently. After that, you still have to run, hehehe...hehehe...oh..."

Shen Yi's supporting hand withdrew, and Ma Li immediately lay on the ground again.

Shen Yi looked at the smiling and proud aunt and was speechless: "No, aunt, you are so naughty, do your family members know?"

Ma Li sneered: "Hehehe, do this with me, hehehehehe."

Shen Yi said: "Okay, stop hehe. You win. As for you, the authorities are confused. I'll wait with you for a sensible person to comment on this for us."

While talking to Shen Yi, he took off his military coat and put it on the old lady: "Come on, aunt, don't freeze. I'll put the coat on you. Are you warm? Andy Lau has the same style! Can you still feel the cold? The ice rain was randomly photographed."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Heh heh heh..."

The audience laughed.

The aunt played by Ma Li looked arrogant: "Humph, your conscience has discovered it."

Just as he was talking, Yu Nian, who had already changed his clothes, rode another bicycle...

Shen Yi was overjoyed and quickly reached out to greet him: "Hey, big brother! Big brother!"

Passerby Yi, played by Yu Nian, squeezed the brakes and asked in confusion: "What's wrong, young man?"

Shen Yi: "There is an old lady here..."

As soon as he finished speaking, Yu Nian stopped quickly as he was about to get out of the car, and rode the bike all the way to a stop before he reached out and called Shen Yi over:
"Hey! Did you hit it???"

Shen Yi spread his hands and said: "It's unfair! It's really not me!!!"

Yu Nian nodded clearly and said: "Then run quickly...I helped three of them before!"

Shen Yi said happily: "Oh, senior! What's the result?"

Yu Nian curled his lips and opened his mouth to cry: "Let me tell you this, I used to... drive a Daben!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"I go!"

"Good guy, you drive a Mercedes-Benz, how ironic it is!"

"Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk out of the Spring Festival Gala sketches, Shen Yi's scale is always the biggest..."

As soon as Yu Nian's burden was spoken out, the atmosphere in the whole room improved a lot, with warm applause and bursts of laughter.

On the stage, Passerby Yi, played by Yu Nian, shed tears and left. Shen Yi watched in silence and bowed...

After a long time, she turned around and knelt down next to Ma Li and said earnestly: "Auntie, let me briefly introduce the situation at my home. Well, let's put it this way, thieves who come to my house always leave with tears in their eyes. During the holidays, I have to Throw me two bags of rice, do you understand what I mean?"

"…………"

Ma Li responded arrogantly and turned away.

Shen Yi said helplessly: "Okay, okay, let's do this. Let's share some short fables together. The names of the stories are: Mr. Dong Guo and the Wolf, Lu Dongbin and the Dog, The Farmer and the Snake, and Hao Jian." With the old lady.”

"Hahaha!!!"

There were bursts of laughter again from the audience.

Shen Yi kept chattering: "What are these stories about? I will tell you them from beginning to end. It is said that once upon a time, there was a gentleman named Dong Guo. One day, he rode on his own horse. Donkey, where was Guo Degang? Guo Degang Guo Degang was leaving. When he was done, he met a wolf that was about to die. Mr. Dongguo quickly pulled the reins - Yu... Qian stopped him! Then the wolf ………”

Ma Li had endured Shen Yi for a long time. At this time, she listened to his talk getting further and further and clapped her thigh anxiously: "It's too annoying! If I want to help you, I will help you. If I don't, I will leave. Make room for the good people." ! I’ll just pretend that you haven’t hit me, okay, just go, go, go, run away!”

(▼ dish▼#)
Shen Yi looked aggrieved and said, "How come I'm an escapee if I wasn't the one? You keep talking like this, can we still play together in the future?"

Ma Li said angrily with a northeastern accent: "Stop talking nonsense! Just tell me whether you can leave or not?"

Shen Yi: "I won't leave! If I leave, I will become a fugitive!"

Ma Li said angrily: "You're not leaving, are you? Okay, I'm leaving!"

As soon as she finished speaking, Ma Li kicked her legs down on the ground and started crawling forward mode. Shen Yi looked at him and was stunned and speechless:
"I said, aunt, are you going to blow up the bunker? Why can't you explain it clearly? I'm like Mr. Dong Guo. After I save the wolf, the wolf will eat me again. , then you said that wolf...isn't it quite rude?" Ma Li said with slightly narrowed eyes: "Oh...I understand now, you are just criticizing me, while I, an old lady, have been lying here for a long time. , do you think I’m lying around? Say who is a snake, who is a dog, who is a wolf? If you call someone a bitch, then you are a bitch!”

Hao Jian, played by Shen Yi, said with a look of pain on his face: "No... Hao Jian was given to me by my mother who got up early and stayed late at night. How come it has become a dirty word here???"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Oh, I'm going!"

"Explode! Explode, I'm going to do it, hahaha!"

"md Hao Jian is such a funny meme that I never get tired of it, it's so funny!"

At this time, the audience in the audience and the live media barrages were filled with laughter, and everyone watching was so happy that they almost couldn't find the north.

At this time, the old lady on the stage still felt that she was very reasonable: "You bumped into me. Even if you said sorry, you not only refused to apologize, but also bit me back. Let me tell you, oh, you can't even think about leaving today." ah!"

The old lady played by Ma Li stood up and walked towards the bicycle: "This is the evidence. Even if I risk my life today, I will fight this social evil phenomenon to the end!"

Shen Yi was surprised: "No, how did you move over?"

Ma Li: "Huh?"

Shen Yi: "No, aunt, are you okay?"

Ma Li: "Me? That's because you're angry." (▼ dishes ▼#)
Shen Yi: "Ah! This angry person can also cure diseases, then this is Qigong!" (#Д)
Ma Li dragged her bicycle with a look of grievance: I have to find someone to give me a review today, come here, come here..."

Just as the police car sounded, the policeman played by Yu Nian appeared. He looked at the excited aunt and asked, "What's going on, aunt?"

Shen Yi hid in a far place, looked to his left at the police and then at the old lady. In the next second, his heart was filled with happiness, and he fell down directly under everyone's shocked eyes: "..."

(○Д○)

The old lady played by Ma Li was paying attention to the police. She dropped the car, held Yu Nian's hands tightly and shook them, saying: "Savior...savior! Just now, he..."

When Ma Li was talking about him, she wanted to turn around and point at Shen Yi, but...he didn't see it. Looking down, she found that this guy was already lying on the ground and twitching. The old lady was shocked:
"No...why did you still fall down? He..."

Ma Li didn't realize what was going on for a while and was confused, but the policeman played by Yu Nian had already stepped forward and observed. After a long time, he couldn't help but shook his head and said helplessly:
"Mom, you're riding too fast! The rims of the bike are all messed up like this... Are you racing too fast???"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Fuck!!!"

"What a reversal!!!"

"I'll go! You can also ride on a horse???"

The turning point only happened in a moment, but the comic conflict caused by the huge reversal directly made the whole audience burst into laughter.

It’s so unscientific and so explosive! ! !

From the beginning of the skit, when the name Fu Fu Bu Fu came out, everyone already knew what story Shen Yi was going to tell.

The nosy person at the beginning, the old lady, being recognized as the perpetrator is basically a no-brainer. Everyone can basically guess it, and they are all guessing what Shen Yi can do in such a predicament. ?

Netizens and screenwriters discussed this matter online for three days and came up with ideas for three days. No matter what happens, CCTV will not be able to broadcast it, or it will not be a comedy.

So everyone is looking forward to how Shen Yi will act, and everyone doesn't know how Shen Yi will act.

In the end, under all the expectations, Shen Yi gave everyone the most surprising yet perfect answer!
Cattle!That's awesome! ! !
The entire atmosphere at the scene completely exploded with this huge reversal!

On the stage, the aunt played by Ma Li pointed at herself and said: "I...I..."

The policeman played by Yu Nian said helplessly: "Oh, look, you hit someone..."

Ma Li jumped and said, "I didn't hit him!" (╥ω╥`)
Yu Nian said: "Auntie, the car is here, and the person is lying here. The accident scene is too clear."

Ma Li said anxiously: "No...that's not my bicycle! It's not my bicycle!!!"

In the sketch of the previous life, Ma Li's original lines were only one line, "It's not my bicycle". The second line was because Shen Teng was too focused on the performance and did not hear and respond. Ma Li said it a second time in desperation.

Such a problem would naturally not have occurred now, but Shen Yi felt that such multiple explanations were not only more in line with the old lady's response to the emergency, but also more comical, so she kept it.

In response to Ma Li's lines, Shen Yi, who was twitching in pain and acting on the ground, responded directly:

"You don't pedal that fast on your wife's bicycle. I'm delaying your takeoff!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

The entire audience was holding their stomachs and laughing.

Ma Li was so anxious that she almost cried: "He, me, what just..."

Yu Nian: "Don't get excited, aunt. I'll handle it. Come on, come on, oh, comrade, this one isn't broken, is it? Does it hurt?"

Shen Yi imitated Ma Li's tone and moaned weakly: "Oh my elbows, my ridges, my waist..."

Yu Nian was shocked: "Did they all break?"

('Δ)!
Shen Yi: "It doesn't even hurt."

(/ω＼)Shy
(End of this chapter)