I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!

Chapter 498
In this era where using magic to defeat magic is not popular yet, Shen Yi's operation can be said to have shocked everyone's eyes. It's so funny!

The entire audience, no matter whether they were young people, middle-aged people, or old people, no matter whether they were ordinary people or officials or businessmen, all laughed like fools.

The policeman played by Yu Nian on the stage said helplessly: "It's already here, so don't use the elimination method. It's okay. See if you can walk away?"

Shen Yi held his leg with a look of pain on his face and said, "I should be able to walk, but I must leave according to the schedule!"

Ma Li on the side felt extremely aggrieved: "You...why did you still go up according to the schedule???"

Shen Yi ignored Ma Li completely and continued to act according to the old lady's words: "Yeah, the rims of the car are like that. It's been a mess for a long time. I flew over there, how can I still save it? ? Look at this, I can fly about 10 meters!" (Yi) pretended to cry
Ma Li said anxiously: "Where did you fly 10 meters???"

Shen Yi slapped the floor and asked, "Then I've already flown a few meters. Does it make sense to compare myself to the three-meter-two-meter Zhen'er?"

Ma Li: "Comrade policeman...he...what he said are all my words!!!"π_π
Shen Yi, who was lying on the ground, snickered in a low voice: "Who's to say who owns this thing?"

Yu Nian looked at the old lady and then at Shen Yi and said helplessly: "Hey, comrade, let me help you up first, come on... Hey, this... aren't you the guy who rear-ended me?"

The policeman pulled Shen Yi up and recognized him immediately when he saw his face.

Shen Yi scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "I also know you, the traffic policeman who handled my accident!"

Ma Li looked around with panic on her face: "It's over, they still know each other!"

The policeman became serious after pulling away Shen Yi's embrace, and pulled Shen Yi to the old lady's side and said, "Come on, come on, put your hands down, no, what's going on with you two? Please explain it to me." "

Shen Yi said: "Uncle policeman, let me explain to you. I was carrying my car out from your place. I was walking in front, and my aunt suddenly fell to the ground. I kindly went over to help her, and she fell unconscious. If you think it was me who hit it, just explain to my aunt how my bicycle rims work."

Yu Nian suddenly said: "Oh, I understand this! Auntie, the rim of his bicycle was indeed rear-ended like this just now. I was the one who handled the accident."

Ma Li: "Didn't you hit me?"

Yu Nian smiled and said, "Auntie, don't you believe what the police said? Besides, you are so old. If he wanted to hit you and hit you like that, can you still stand here and talk?"

Ma Li nodded slowly and said: "That's right? Then how did I fall..."

Yu Nian said: "Look, aunt, the driver just now came back and apologized, saying that he didn't think about it at that time, and asked me to return this money to this young man, saying that he couldn't let him do good things. If your heart is cold, come and take it."

Shen Yi took the money and smiled and said: "Oh, it's not cold anymore, it's not cold anymore, it's not cold anymore."

Yu Nian added: "They gave you an extra hundred to use to repair the car." Shen Yi said: "Oh, not only is it not cold anymore, why is it that I suddenly feel a little heartburn?"

"Hahaha!!!"

There were bursts of laughter from the audience.

At this time, Ma Li also suddenly said: "Oh, I remembered. Just now, I was twisting and twisting, and one step was missed, and I fell down."

Shen Yi breathed a long sigh of relief and said: "Finally the truth has been revealed. Auntie, I'm sorry, don't be angry with me. I didn't mean to make you angry just now. I really had no choice, so I played it back for you!"

Ma Li felt ashamed and said, "My child, Auntie misunderstood you so much. You didn't even leave, but you still helped Auntie. That's great."

Shen Yi supported Auntie with one hand and took out the money with the other: "Auntie, if we don't help this person down, then won't the people's hearts fall down? If people's hearts fall down, we won't be able to help them up even if we want to... Come on, Auntie, let's go up Hospital!"

Yu Nian said: "Okay, then take my car."

Ma Li waved her hand and said, "It's enough if you have a car. Young man doesn't need your money. Auntie has medical insurance! You brat, you're such a thief. You lay down on the ground and you walked up according to the timetable. Hahahahaha..."

Shen Yi: "That's because I have a lot of thoughts. I didn't even turn around. I thought if I were to turn around at this speed, I would spontaneously combust."

Crowd: "Hahahahaha!!!"

The three people came to an end slowly with hearty laughter, but the applause and cheers from the stage did not stop at all.

Although I had a lot of expectations for Shen Yi's skit, after the performance of Shen Yi's skit, it still greatly exceeded all the audience's expectations.

The theme is good, there are topics, baggage, and laughter.

Needless to say, comparing this with other programs in this year's Spring Festival Gala, even looking at the Spring Festival Gala over the years, Shen Yi can definitely win the top three.

If the previous sketch can still be described as good, then this sketch is really enough to become a god!

From the scene to the scene, the Spring Festival Gala is not over yet, but the topic of the sketch "To Help or Not to Help" has reached the top of the Internet, and the praise continues...

(End of this chapter)