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Chapter 1560: Learned children's songs, the monsters will hide away!

On a sunny noon,

People are coming and going on the street constantly,

Watching Tang Seng pack up his things and set off, preparing to carry out his great mission of exterminating demons,

Lu Yan walked up to the fat monk and said, "No? You Western monks are quite good at playing. You can use three hundred children's songs to get rid of monsters. Why, do you want Monk Tang to laugh at the monsters to death?"

Looking at the incarnation of MC Guanyin, Lu Yan couldn't help laughing.

"What do you know about this disaster star? That is Mahayana Buddhism!"

Looking at Lu Yan seriously, Guanyin spoke angrily,

"Then you guys are really awesome! I admire you, Lord Yinghuo Xing, I admire you!"

Holding his hands in a salute, Lu Yan couldn't help but put his arm around his shoulders and said, "When Tang Monk leaves, can I kill this incarnation of yours?"

Looking at Lu Yan in fear, Guanyin quickly dodged and said, "Don't mess around, everyone is doing things for the sake of heaven!"

"I'm scaring you. How could I attack the "incarnation" who has no power to bind a chicken? If I want to really kill him, then I have to go to Putuo Mountain in the South China Sea to find you? Hahaha!"

He laughed and left. Lu Yan picked up the braised duck leg on the side and said, "Madam boss, charge it to my account!"

"Doctor Lu, please don't take one. Do I have more here? I'll give you another roasted suckling pig!"

Looking at Lu Yan's back, the proprietress of the braised pork shop shouted,

Because here for more than ten years, Lu Yan not only treated people for free, but also helped neighbors solve their problems.

Lu Yan: For example, what should I do if a naughty child misbehaves? First, take three sticks from the willow tree, and the medicine will definitely cure the disease.

Child: Have you never thought about whether we will be beaten to death?

Lu Yan: Die? Even if you are dead, I can pull you back and continue to smoke.

Look, this is the simple Dr. Lu. He is so awesome as a person!

But when the proprietress of the braised pork shop came back, she saw the fat monk eating a chicken leg.

Looking at her, the landlady said solemnly: "Did you pay me? Just eat my chicken legs!"

"I have no money, so can I charge it to his account?"

Pointing to Lu Yan, the fat monk couldn't help but ask,

"I can put it on your tombstone!"

After slapping the fat monk's wig, the proprietress picked up the kitchen knife and said, "I'll chop you bastard to death and eat my chicken legs."

"Oh, it won't happen, donor, it won't happen!"

He ran away in fear. MC Guanyin had never encountered such a thing in her life. The people here were too tough.

But when did the people begin to become "lawless"?

Came to the place where Sha Wujing "haunted",

Tang Monk saw a group of Taoist priests pointing at a huge Gu's fish and saying it was a monster.

Hearing this, he quickly flipped through the ancient book and said, "Wrong, wrong, that's not a monster, that's just a Gu's fish!"

"What? What are you talking about? In front of these villagers, you actually said that he is not a monster. Do you know how sad and uncomfortable they will be? I just want to beat you to death!"

Seeing Tang Monk come out to cause trouble, the Taoist priest quickly started to drink.

"kill him!"

"Isn't he dead?"

"Then beat him to death again!"

Pointing to the fish in front of them, the villagers immediately came out and several old people roared,

Looking at this scene, Tang Seng said quickly: "You are really wrong, the monster is still in the water!"

"Beast!"

After punching Tang Seng in the face, the village chief and others couldn't help but use violence.

Because what the Taoist said was so right, Tang Seng was a liar!

And just as he was being hung up high, Chun Sansanniang in the distance asked: "Xingjun, don't we save him?"

"Don't worry, he won't die!" He was eating the duck leg calmly. Lu Yan knew that the biggest threat was the "monster".

But what if this monster is also one of our own? What danger could Tang Monk be in?

If he could really fall to death while walking, Lu Yan would give himself a slap in the face, and then turn around and learn three hundred children's songs to slay demons!

It makes me laugh so hard!

And just after the villagers got into the water, they saw something seemed to appear in the water.

When the villagers discovered that the monster had appeared, they really panicked and ran towards the shore.

In the panic, a baby accidentally fell into the water.

Seeing this scene, Tang Seng, with the cooperation of Sha Wujing, flew himself ashore directly!

Seeing Sha Wujing performing so hard, Lu Yan had to clap his hands.

Good guy, it's a good thing he didn't go to modern times, otherwise Gao Lu would have been a Best Supporting Actor!

Looking at this scene in shock, Chun Sansanniang couldn't help but blink her eyes and said: "Is this fake?"

Anyone with a bit of vision would know that Sha Wujing was acting, but Monk Tang and the villagers couldn't tell.

Asking the villagers to get out of the way, Tang Seng expressed his views on "truth, goodness and beauty"!

The third daughter of the Xia family: It’s best that you’re not talking about us!

After setting out the "formation" to exorcise demons, Tang Seng took out his treasure, which was the book of three hundred children's songs.

Looking at Tang Monk in shock, Sha Wujing showed an expression like a king's hammer,

He is stupid now. He doesn't know if there is something wrong with his acting or if there is something wrong.

The person in front of me is Tang Monk. Isn't this nonsense?

Thinking of escorting him to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures, Sha Wujing became murderous the next moment.

Just when the angry Sha Wujing dragged Tang Seng and beat him severely, Miss Duan appeared on the stage!

[Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons! 】

He pulled Sha Wujing's hair back, then beat him severely and turned him into a cute ragdoll fish.

"This? It doesn't seem to be in the plan, right?"

Seeing Miss Duan appear, Lu Yan had a look of surprise on his face.

Because this is so unexpected, does Sha Wujing not want to play? He was actually taken care of by a demon slayer?

Sha Wujing: I'm playing with wool. Who can play with this Tang Monk? I'm ruined!

"Exorcist?"

Seeing Tang Monk being beaten with a bruised nose and swollen face, Miss Duan smiled and asked,

"Yes!"

Looking at Miss Duan awkwardly, Tang Seng explained,

At this time, Miss Duan picked up Three Hundred Children's Songs and said with the same expression as Lu Yan: "Are you using this to get rid of demons? Haha, that's quite an idea!"

With that said, he took out his Wuding Flying Ring and said: "It's a gadget, I like it too, but if I like it, I like it. Can you do it, little dog?"

Turning around to greet the cheers of the villagers, Miss Duan's words made Tang Monk dumbfounded. Then he went to find the "Fat Monk" with a bruised nose and a swollen face.

But after seeing his master, Tang Seng became even more stupid.

Because the fat monk was also beaten, he could only lie down on the haystack in severe condition.

"Master, what's wrong with you?"

Asking MC Guanyin, Tang Seng couldn't help but said: "Is there any more Wang Fa? Who beat you like this!"

"Stop talking, the master went to eat chicken legs and was caught!"

Looking at Tang Monk awkwardly, the fat monk couldn't help but explain,

After listening to his words, Tang Seng immediately let go of his hands,

"Hey hey!"

Hitting the ground hard, the fat monk looked at Tang Monk and said, "It hurts me to death!"

"Master, what you are doing is wrong! This is not only a disservice to the Buddha, but also to the boss!"

Just as Tang Monk was explaining, the fat monk said: "The wine and meat passed through the intestines, but they stayed in the heart of the Buddha. Disciple, you still haven't seen through, this world, he."

Just when MC Guanyin started to quibble, bah, explain, Tang Seng was completely dumbfounded.

When chicken soup kept popping up in his mind, Tang Seng regained his composure and said, "Master, I think you are right!"

"There's definitely something wrong with this kid's brain!"

Lu Yan was dumbfounded when he saw Tang Seng not far away actually agreeing with MC Guanyin's nonsense. Are all monks these days so easy to deceive? Otherwise, he should also change his clothes. Maybe if he becomes a "violent gangster", there will be bonuses!

(End of this chapter)