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Chapter 1561 I, Lord Huo De Ying Huo Xing? Isn't it right to be more angry?

In the dark night, the cold wind howls,

A roast pig shop located deep in the mountains,

Tang Seng walked in with a curious expression on his face, and he couldn't help but have doubts in his eyes.

Because it seems a bit strange here, and the boss is having a hard time opening the shop here without customers!

Zhu Bajie: Wow, I’m going to punch you in the gut!

Just when Tang Seng was surprised, the beautiful landlady in front of him walked up and looked at Tang Seng, as if she was sizing up something.

But at this moment, a big hand appeared from behind Tang Seng, grabbed him and punched him several times.

"Hey, how can you hit people randomly!"

Looking at Miss Duan in shock, Tang Seng was frightened in an instant!

"Human? Look now, is she still a human?"

Pointing at the proprietress in front of her, Miss Duan almost laughed in anger.

He didn't even notice such a conspicuous monster. He even went out to learn how to slay monsters. What a joke!

Seeing the landlady's distorted face after being beaten, Tang Seng immediately took a breath and said, "She, what is she?"

"What? Of course it's a demon, what else could it be!"

Looking at Tang Seng, he saw the flying ring in Miss Duan's hand rotating, directly killing the monsters rushing around.

"Roar!"

Under the roar, the entire roast pig shop began to change,

Looking at what was originally a "roast pig", there was actually a person hiding in it. Tang Seng was almost frightened to death.

"Hey, hey, hey, stop eating, it's time to get out of the way!"

Looking at Zhu Bajie who was still hiding behind and eating, Lu Yan couldn't help but slap him on the head.

At this moment, Zhu Bajie raised his head and said, "Ah, is it my turn? Wait, I'll go right now!"

Putting on the look of a greasy boy, Zhu Bajie turned around and said with a smile: "How about this look!"

"Are you singing a big show? Hurry up and go!"

He raised his foot and kicked Zhu Bajie on the butt. Lu Yan complained angrily,

If not for watching Tang Monk, who would be willing to help Zhu Bajie design the tavern? And everything here was changed by his magic!

As for the evil spirit that Miss Duan noticed,

Turning to look at Chun Sansanniang, she said: "Okay, okay, don't be cruel, your eyes are almost cross-eyed!"

Suddenly hearing Lu Yan's words, Spring Thirty-nine Lady was discouraged and said, "Wow, it's so tiring. I never thought that releasing demonic energy is also tiring!"

"Real ruthlessness does not come from demonic energy! You still need to learn more!"

Patting his thighs and getting up, Lu Yan put his hands behind his back and left with a smile on his face.

But looking at Lu Yan, Chun Sanniang touched her thigh and said, "Xingjun, why did you slap my thigh just now!"

"Nonsense, doesn't it hurt to slap yourself on the thigh?"

While explaining with a smile on his face, Lu Yan snapped his fingers and said, "Excuse me!"

"Boom boom boom!"

As the "magic energy" dissipated, the entire "roast pig shop" began to change, looking extremely cold.

As soon as Zhu Bajie appeared in a cream-filled costume, Miss Duan immediately asked: "What kind of monster is this?"

"Clang!"

Pulling out the nine-tooth rake, Zhu Bajie rushed forward with a smile on his face.

When it comes to acting, he is the best at it!

But at this moment, the Wuding Flying Ring in Miss Duan's hand hit her body like a rainstorm,

Seeing the original skin cracking, Zhu Bajie secretly said in his heart: "Wait, isn't this acting? Why does it hurt so much!"

But at this moment, Zhu Bajie held a nine-tooth nail rake and wounded Miss Duan, intending to intimidate Tang Seng and let him escape.

But unexpectedly, Zhu Bajie's actions made Miss Duan furious. She stood up and locked his neck with the Wuding Flying Ring.

Seeing this scene, Tang Seng couldn't help shouting: "What should I do? What should I do now? Wait, I will bring out three hundred children's songs!"

"Take your sister's three hundred children's songs, and quickly suck out his soul with your mouth!"

Roaring and roaring, Miss Duan never thought that when the matter came to a head, Tang Seng actually wanted to use 300 children's songs to influence Zhu Bajie.

"What? He actually wants to kiss me?" When he saw Tang Seng's mouth approaching him, Zhu Bajie struggled crazily.

Because this was his first kiss, and he hadn't given it to Xiao Longnu yet. How could Tang Seng take it away? He immediately roared,

Looking at Zhu Bajie's ferocious face, Tang Seng cursed angrily in his heart: "Just die!"

As he said this, Tang Seng stuffed it in one mouthful.

As Zhu Bajie's soul was sucked out, Miss Duan quickly took out the Qiankun Bag and planned to turn it into a doll.

But unfortunately, after Zhu Bajie was put in, he went completely crazy.

Because it was a precious thing that he had kept for hundreds of years! If you say no now, it's gone.

Lu Yan: Wow, is it really okay for you, Zhu Bajie, to talk such nonsense?

Miss Duan and Tang Seng were dumbfounded when they saw the monster that transformed into a giant wild boar rushing towards them crazily.

Because they didn't expect that the "angry" Zhu Bajie would be so scary,

"Roar!"

Letting out a roar, Zhu Bajie rushed out with his fangs, as if he planned to kill the couple to death on his fangs.

Seeing Zhu Bajie going completely crazy, Miss Duan and Tang Seng subconsciously ran away.

Three pieces of advice for life!

An angry woman is harder to suppress than a New Year pig!

Don't believe that you can fight back!

If you encounter someone from Northeast China, remember to say you are a local. If that doesn't work, please mouth your ID card and notify your family when something happens!

"They ran away?"

With eyes wide open, Chun Sanniang's eyes were filled with astonishment.

"If you don't want to run away, go hold Zhu Bajie down!"

Looking at Chun Sanniang, Lu Yan walked forward leisurely and said, "Let's go watch the show too!"

"Ah, Mr. Xing, won't you protect Tang Seng? What if he is killed?"

Looking at Lu Yan in shock, Chun Sanniang was dumbfounded.

Is this to protect Tang Seng? Why do you feel that Lu Yan is looking forward to Tang Seng's death more than anyone else?

Lu Yan: Don't talk nonsense. It's familiar. Be careful, I will sue you for slander!

All the way through the mountains and forests, when Miss Duan and Tang Seng were being treated by the stream, Chun Sansanniang showed a puzzled look and said: "Xingjun, something is wrong! The two of them!"

"What's wrong? Isn't this nice?"

Touching his nose, Lu Yan couldn't help but look around and said, "The weather is a bit hot!"

"Wait, why do you have a nosebleed?"

Pointing at Lu Yan, Chun Sanniang was immediately dumbfounded.

Because not only Tang Seng who was looking at Miss Duan started to have nosebleeds, but also Lu Yan who was hiding in the dark.

No wonder he feels good about it?

What a man!

"As Lord Huo De Ying Huo Xing, isn't it normal for me to be a little angry?"

Hearing Chun Sanniang's accusation, Lu Yan couldn't help wiping his nosebleed and said: "It seems that I still need to go to the brothel to practice more!"

Looking at Lu Yan in shock, Chun Sananniang secretly said in her heart: "What kind of bunch of gods are these gods in heaven?"

Blushing and thick-necked, Tang Seng once again refused Miss Duan's teasing.

But this time, Miss Duan felt that Tang Seng must have fallen in love with her.

And I have to say, this is really a beautiful misunderstanding!

Because Lu Yan likes it too!

Looking at Tang Seng who was planning to go back to find his master, Lu Yan narrowed his eyes and said, "Wait where is that Zhu Bajie thing? Where are you going to have fun!"

But just when Lu Yan was about to ask Chun Sansanniang, he saw a wild boar galloping from a distance, with its fangs pointed at him.

"Fuck, Zhu Bajie, you."

With Miss Duan's figure attracting all his attention, Lu Yan never expected that the backstab three hundred years ago would actually come true today.

"Hey, is there a shooting star?"

Looking at the things that flashed by, Miss Duan prayed happily with her hands.

(End of this chapter)