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Chapter 1562 I am not as good as Sun Wukong!
Chapter 1562 I am not as good as Sun Wukong!
In a prosperous town,
When Tang Monk found MC Guanyin, he now preached Buddhism and truth, goodness and beauty to the children on the roadside!
But looking at Tang Seng, the children who raised their heads had disgust on their faces.
Because in their minds, who would be willing to listen to MC Guanyin’s nonsense if they couldn’t get eggs!
Just after the children left, Guanyin smiled and said: "You are in love!"
"No, master!"
Looking at Guanyin with a serious face, Tang Monk quickly explained,
But at this time, Guanyin smiled and said: "It's okay, even if this is the case, I won't laugh at you!"
"Really not, Master!"
While trying to defend himself, Tang Seng blushed subconsciously because he couldn't tell what the feeling of accelerating heartbeat was!
And then, after Guanyin told Tang Monk how to "subdue" Zhu Bajie, he resolutely went to find Sun Wukong!
However, Guanyin forgot to tell Tang Monk something. Sun Wukong is not only the king of monsters, but also the "god" among monsters!
Passing through the forest to the Five Elements Mountain,
Here, Tang Seng met Miss Duan again, but obviously, their acting was seen through.
Because the props are too fake,
Just when Miss Duan found the four evil spirits, she planned to find some way to charm Tang Monk, but she accidentally turned into a beating.
Looking at this scene with twitching eyelids, Zhu Bajie couldn't help but said: "Calamity Star, I want to go back to heaven!"
"Nonsense! When you return to heaven, you already said you would escort Tang Monk to get the gold!"
Looking at Zhu Bajie, Lu Yan rubbed his waist and said, "But I have to say that my lumbar disc herniation was cured by you last time!"
"Really? Then can you hit me more gently next time?"
Looking at Lu Yan with a bruised nose and swollen face, Zhu Bajie smiled innocently.
"No, next time you go against me again, I will hang your pig's head on the Nantianmen!"
Looking at Zhu Bajie seriously, Lu Yan stood up and said, "You will come in after Tang Monk is beaten!"
"Why can't you go now?"
Looking at Lu Yan curiously, Chun Sanniang was surprised.
"Nonsense, now that he's gone, Monk Tang won't have to be beaten, right?"
Looking at Tang Seng who was surrounded by two people on the carriage and beaten severely, Lu Yan couldn't help but sigh.
It is indeed a golden cicada, this board is so strong! Even after being beaten so many times in a row, I can still withstand it!
Just as Lu Yan finished speaking, Tang Seng shouted angrily: "Stop messing with me, okay!"
"We didn't mess with you!"
Looking at Tang Seng in shock, Miss Duan turned around and said, "Did you mess with him? Don't you know he is mine?"
"No ah!"
He looked at Miss Duan in astonishment, and everyone was astonished.
But at this moment, Zhu Bajie transformed into a wild boar and rushed over from a short distance.
Seeing this scene, everyone quickly drove away in carriages.
But at the last moment, Miss Duan affectionately pushed Tang Seng out of the carriage, and then resolutely collided with Zhu Bajie.
"boom!"
With a cracking sound, Tang Monk was seen kneeling on the ground, and then he rushed out crazily, holding Miss Duan in his arms, feeling extremely regretful in his heart.
But at this moment, Miss Duan chuckled and said, "You just felt sorry for me, right?"
"no!"
Suddenly seeing that Miss Duan was safe and sound, Tang Seng quickly wiped away the tears on his face, then stood up.
But at this time, Zhu Bajie attacked again. Seeing this scene, Miss Duan stood in front of Tang Seng,
"Roar!"
With a tiger roar, a man walked out from the side, made tiger claw movements with his hands, and then "beat away" Zhu Bajie.
Fumbling his chin, Lu Yan couldn't help but say: "The demon slayers these days are pretty good!"
"Yeah, it's just a trail!" she said disdainfully, while Chun Sanniang's face was filled with disdain.
Because in her eyes, she could kill all three of these demon slayers in just a few minutes!
Holding Chun Sanniang's chin, Lu Yan stared at her and said, "Don't underestimate people, because I am a human being too!"
“Do you feel like you’re human in a sense?”
Looking at Lu Yan, Chun Sanniang smiled playfully.
But after listening to her words, Lu Yan was silent for a long time and said, "It's hard for me to answer this question for you! Let me think about it clearly someday!"
As he said that, Lu Yan walked towards the distance and said, "Let's go to Five Elements Mountain! When the last one is born, my mission will be completed!"
"Xingjun, how strong was Sun Wukong back then? Was he more powerful than you?"
Looking at Lu Yan excitedly, Chun Sanniang became curious.
Suddenly hearing this sentence, Lu Yan groped his chin and said: "How should I put this? In terms of strength, background, and basic skills, I am almost the same as Sun Wukong, but there is only one thing, I am not as good as him!"
"What is it?"
Seeing Lu Yan take the initiative to mention his weaknesses, Chun Sanniang became curious.
"He likes monkeys, I don't!"
Looking at Chun Sanniang, Lu Yan joked,
When Lu Yan said this, Chun Sanniang was instantly dumbfounded. What the hell kind of answer is this? Has Lu Yan never been beaten in his life?
Lu Yan: Hit me? Are you kidding me, God will wait until I go to the next world before complaining!
A few days later, at the foot of Five Elements Mountain, in the lotus seal,
When Chun Sanniang saw Sun Wukong in front of her, she felt that her whole body collapsed.
Is this the Monkey King who caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace back then? Why are you acting like a good-for-nothing uncle?
"How did you come?"
Looking at Lu Yan, Sun Wukong ignored Chun Sanniang's gaze, because over the years, he had seen many monsters look like this, as if their faith had collapsed!
"Tang Monk will come over in a few days. When the time comes, it's up to you! Whether you want to go or not, you have to think clearly!"
Looking at Sun Wukong, Lu Yan smiled.
"Oh, has the time come? Before you know it, five hundred years have passed!"
Sitting leisurely on the chair, I saw Sun Wukong, who was originally indifferent to everything, with his eyes shining.
"Don't expose yourself, you don't have the ability to go out now!"
Pointing to the lotus seal above, Lu Yan smiled.
"Hahahaha, it's only a few days!"
While wiping his thin hair, Sun Wukong looked at Lu Yan and said, "You don't seem to be a good person either!"
"We are all people who do things, why should we care about these things! Right, the Great Sage of Settlement!"
Looking at Sun Wukong with a smile on his face, Lu Yan couldn't help but feel happy.
But at this moment, Sun Wukong punched Lu Yan in the face and said, "You bastard, why are you laughing? I was tricked by you gods back then, bastard."
"You can actually push harder, I'll be fine!"
Seeing Sun Wukong venting his anger, Lu Yan didn't mean to blame him.
Because if Sun Wukong had not settled the account back then, how could there be a situation where all the immortals in heaven would be in peace now?
I tricked a Sun Wukong and made millions of families happy!
Looking at Lu Yan proudly, Sun Wukong turned around and said: "Get out!"
"Then I'll leave first, Great Sage. I wish you a happy exit!"
After bowing his hands in salute, Lu Yan took Chun Sanniang away.
Just as she was walking out of the Five Elements Mountain, Chun Sansanniang looked at Lu Yan and said, "You called Sun Wukong the Great Sage? What happened in heaven back then?"
"Don't ask about adults' affairs when you have nothing to do! You have no feet and know too many things, which is not a good thing!"
As he walked forward, Lu Yan's robes creaked crazily.
Looking at Lu Yan's back, Chun Sanniang became confused, because causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace didn't seem to be a simple matter!
Sun Wukong: A group of gods deceived me, a monkey. Do you think they were doing human things?
Heavenly Court: A monkey holding a sea-fixing needle, capable of seventy-two transformations, with fiery eyes, and able to escape three disasters and six calamities?
(End of this chapter)
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