It's normal for me to be a father to someone, right?

Chapter 340 The Correct Method of Provoking Generals
Mass Burial Mound.

Lin Yi knocked on doors from door to door, "Hello, do you need a tutor?"

Under Lin Yi's perseverance, a ghost finally floated out and asked, "What can you teach?"

Lin Yi is very confident, "I can do everything."

"How to charge?"

"1000 yuan."

"Ming coin?"

"No, it's money for people."

The ghost was silent for a moment, then said slowly: "Why do you think that I'm a ghost, and I have coins for humans?"

Lin Yi blinked, then waved to the ghost, "Goodbye."

He made a mistake and set the wrong target group.

He should go to humans.

Lin Yi set his next target as an otaku. It is two o'clock in the night, and he is still awake, playing games in the rental house.

Lin Yi suddenly appeared, but the otaku hadn't noticed yet.

Lin Yi asked: "Hello, do you need a tutor?"

The otaku was startled by the sudden sound in his ears, he turned his head, glanced at Lin Yi, rolled his eyes, and passed out.

Lin Yi pinched him.

The otaku woke up and saw Lin Yi, tremblingly said: "What do you want? As long as you don't hurt me, I promise you."

Lin Yi said, "I want money."

The otaku dug out all the cash hidden under the pillow and handed it to Lin Yi, "There is only so much cash, the rest is in the bank card."

These were specially taken out of his card for playing mahjong.

Lin Yi took the cash, counted a thousand, and returned the rest to the otaku.

"I only want 1000 yuan."

"Thank you... thank you."

The otaku thought to himself that the robber was quite principled.

Lin Yi said again, "You gave me the money, but I still have to do tutoring."

Lin stretched out his hand and grabbed a ghost from behind the otaku. It looked short and small, probably less than ten years old.

The otaku stared wide-eyed, "You...what are you grabbing for?"

"Oh, yes, forgot."

Lin Yi stretched out his hand and tapped the otaku's forehead, and he finally saw the ghost that Lin Yi was holding in his hand.

"what is this?"

"Isn't it your child?"

"I haven't even talked about love, where did the child come from?"

"Oh... so this school teaches you to do it or not?"

The otaku fell into deep thought. He felt that if he answered no, Lin Yi might put the ghost back.

So, he replied with firm eyes, "Do it!"

"it is good."

Next, Lin Yi gave a profound education to the ghosts. The otaku listened for an hour, and then made a summary of Lin Yi's speech: Little ghost, it is wrong for you to inhale yang energy.

The nerd couldn't figure out why Lin Yi had been talking about this sentence for an hour, and it seemed that he didn't want to stop.

The otaku asked, "Can I send it away?"

"sure!"

Lin Yi explained: "This is also part of the tutoring work."

The otaku looked serious, "Please send it away!"

"Ok."

Lin Yi opened a gloomy and dark door, and said to the little ghost, "Go in!"

The little devil ran in.

The otaku saw urgency and joy from it...

It was as if he was finally freed.

Lin Yi waved goodbye to the otaku, "Looking forward to the next opportunity to cooperate."

"No, I hope I don't have such an opportunity."

Of course, he didn't dare to say this sentence, he could only slander him.

After Lin Yi left, the otaku relieved his mood, glanced at the time, went to the computer, and continued to play games.

This is his job, making money by making orders.

He didn't notice that under the light and on the wall, there was a shadow of a cat...

……

early morning.

Lin Yi bought breakfast as usual and waited downstairs in the girls' dormitory.

He saw a familiar figure, it was the boy who suggested him to buy milk tea the night before.

The boy's girlfriend hasn't come out yet, so he ran over to strike up a conversation with Lin Yi again, "Fate, we meet again."

Lin nodded.

"Let me introduce myself, my name is Chen Wen, how about you?"

"My name is Lin Yi."

Chen Wen chatted with Lin Yi one after another, and after a while, he suddenly asked curiously: "Have you caught up with the girl you like?"

Lin nodded with a smile on his face.

"congratulations!"

"Thank you."

Suddenly, Chen Wen poked Lin Yi, "Look over there, the school belle Lin Shan has come out."

Lin looked over and saw his daughter-in-law.

Chen Wen sighed, "How many people have chased Lin Shan before, and now a warrior will appear from time to time, and I don't know who can be his boyfriend."

Lin Yi said, "This is my wife."

Chen Wen: "Huh?"

Then, he laughed twice, "Lin Yi, wake up."

Lin showed doubts, "I didn't fall asleep."

"If you have a girlfriend, honestly don't worry about the beauty of the school, and you can't catch up with her, how can she be me and other mortals can touch her."

"She is really my daughter-in-law."

"Hehe... If she is really your wife, you go over to deliver breakfast, do you think she will accept it?"

"it is good."

Lin Yi walked towards Lin Shan and handed over the breakfast in his hand, "Daughter-in-law, have breakfast."

Chen Wen's eyes widened, "Does this person really dare to call you daughter-in-law?"

However, what shocked him even more was that Lin Shan took the breakfast.

received……

she took...

Chen Wen has some doubts about life.

How on earth did Lin Yi catch up with the school beauty when he was so ugly?
Chen Wen was deep in thought, he didn't even see his girlfriend coming out.

His girlfriend reached out and waved in front of his eyes, "What are you thinking?"

Chen Wen came back to his senses, saw his girlfriend, before he could react, he said, "I miss you."

"Hee hee, what's for breakfast this morning?"

Chen Wen handed over breakfast, "milk, eggs, and steamed dumplings."

He walked to the classroom with his girlfriend, turned around, and glanced at Lin Yi and Lin Shan.

Then, he saw that the two had already held hands...

He was indignant, "Flowers stuck in cow dung!"

"What are you mumbling about?"

"Ah, nothing, I was thinking about what to have for lunch."

"Eat hot pot!"

Chen Wen thought about the balance in the phone, and nodded with a heavy heart...

……

Lin Shan and Lin Yi were having breakfast in the cafeteria. She raised her head and glanced at Haneda who was drooling across from her.

She looked at Lin Yi, "You introduced Haneda to me yesterday."

Lin nodded.

Lin Shan asked, "Does she not need to eat?"

Lin Yi was taken aback for a moment, then asked Haneda, "What do you eat?"

Haneda looked at the food and said pitifully, "I can only eat incense."

"okay."

Lin Yi planned to buy some incense later and burn it for Haneda.

After breakfast, as soon as Lin asked about the classroom where Lin Shan would attend class next, he took Haneda out to buy incense.

Lin Shan was walking on the road when her phone vibrated suddenly.

She took out her mobile phone and looked at the message from her second brother.

"Lin Yi seemed to have popped up out of nowhere. I couldn't find out where he came from. I followed him last night. He first went to the mass grave for a stroll, and then he went to save a ghost. After that, he went back to school. .”

Lin Shan replied, "That's it?"

"Sister, there is something wrong with this person, I really can't find out more!"

Lin Shan thought for a while, then typed and sent it to her second brother, "Aren't you okay?"

In less than a second, the second brother replied, "Just wait, I will continue to investigate, even if he is from outer space, I will find out for you..."

　Originally I wanted to write another chapter of two-handed one-in-one, but I didn’t get off work until after [-] o’clock tonight, so I can only write so much~
　　
　
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