I just wanted to play football, but I became a Hollywood god

Chapter 269 Thrilling!The first pre-season game is Liverpool!Chamberlain Prostate Brakes!
Gu Ran immediately said: "Rick, just say it."

Rick grinned, "It's just... When your 1000 No. 8 jerseys come out, in addition to your regular 5 sets of jerseys, you still have 100 sets that you can freely control. Can you... give me one A piece signed by you?"

Gu Ran was taken aback for a moment, then smiled and said, "What should I think of it as, so it's just a jersey, of course it's no problem."

Although we have only known each other for a long time, Gu Ran is still very satisfied with his personal assistant.

——Especially in terms of food reserve.

Rick said happily: "Thank you! Gu! You are such a good boss!"

Upon seeing this, Mai Fu immediately said, "Gu, give me a signed set too!"

Gu Ran smiled and said, "No problem."

Seeing this, Gregory immediately said, "Gu! And me, I want it too!"

Gu Ran nodded and said, "Okay, okay."

The exclusive coach Jacob cleared his throat, and said in a tone: "When I was studying at Real Madrid, I also received Mourinho's signed sports shirt. Gu, if you give me your signed jersey, I will Will hang you with Mourinho."

shit~
How can I refuse, coach, you are so embarrassing?

Gu Ran hurriedly said: "Coach, I'll give you two sets, one for the home game and one for the away game. You use mine to clamp Mourinho's front and back."

Coach Jacob smiled happily and said, "Okay! I'll make sure you are clamped tightly!"

Lowena asked, "Gu, what about me? I want your autograph too!"

Gu Ran smiled and said, "Give it!"

These people will be a small team serving themselves in the future, so of course they should be pampered well-a few jerseys are really nothing.

"Great Gu!"

"Being exclusive to Gu, although I always have to work overtime, but the benefits are really nothing!"

"Gu, the return test is coming soon! Take a shower quickly, and then go to the training ground."

"Okay." Gu Ran took off his old wet training clothes directly.

"Ah!" Rowena exclaimed.

——Sure enough, there are no benefits!

Rowena couldn't wait to take out her phone!
Only then did Gu Ran realize that there was still a woman in the team, so he quickly used the old training clothes to cover his muscular upper body, "Sorry, sorry."

Lowena smiled and said, "Gu, I've changed my mind. I don't want your new jersey for now. You can give me this old training uniform in your hand."

shit...

Gu Ran hurriedly said: "I'm sorry Loina, this old training uniform is my memory from the Bucks Steel Horns, I want to keep it for myself."

"Alright then." Lowena shrugged, "Then I still want two signed new jerseys."

How did it become two pieces again?

Don't you need me to pinch you too, Lowena?
It doesn't matter, there are many spares anyway! What about 100 free sets, it won’t be that I don’t have a jersey to wear in the end, right?
Gu Ran smiled and said, "When the new jerseys arrive tomorrow, I'll sign them one by one - I'm going to take a shower first."

After speaking, Gu Ran picked up a brand new set of training clothes and walked into the locker room in the gym, took a shower, and changed.

The locker room in the gym is a little simpler, but it's better than going to the locker room at the training ground.

After changing into his training clothes, Gu Ran walked out energetically.

From coach Jacob to nutritionist Lowena, everyone present was stunned.

Gu Ran, who was wearing a red training suit, was really handsome.

Obviously you can rely on your appearance, but you have to train hard...

Gu Ran is simply the Santa Cruz of Southampton!
So handsome to shine!

There is one thing to say, just this face value, this muscle, it is no problem to make a love action movie when you debut in place!

Gu Ran felt a little embarrassed when he was stared at, "Thank you everyone, I'm going to the training ground, see you later."

"Good, good!"

"Gu, come on!"

"We'll go to the training ground to watch you test later!"

Coach Jacob and others watched Gu Ran walk out of the gym.

Coach Jacob took a deep breath and said excitedly, "That's really good! From the perspective of my Real Madrid coach, Gu will definitely become a superstar."

Mai Fu said proudly: "Ever since I became Gu's exclusive team doctor, Gu has never been sick or injured—I'm so awesome!"

Gregory also said proudly: "Gu's success is due to my fascia knife—only I can make Gu cry."

Lowena looked at the door in a daze, "I only gave Gu a nutritious meal and an extra meal, and the effect is so good. I'm really amazing."

Rick curled his lips, "Speaking of credit, in fact, I have the greatest credit. You may not know that I... gave everything I have."

Several people looked at each other, and then all laughed proudly...

By the time Gu Ran came to the training ground in good spirits, the other players' group training had also ended.

The players all collapsed on the ground in disgrace.

The training intensity on the return day was not high at all, but for them who didn't train much during the holidays and just vomited, such a simple training level was difficult for them to bear.

Seeing Gu Ran walk into the training field refreshed, the players immediately became furious.

Chamberlain stood up abruptly...then sat down weakly.

There is no way, I really have more than enough heart but not enough strength.

Head coach Adkins frowned, obviously, he was very dissatisfied with the training success of these old players except Gu Ran.

This is not the state that a professional team should have at all!
Coach Adkins cleared his throat, "Come and assemble, ready to start the test."

The players dragged their exhausted bodies to assemble in front of Coach Adkins complaining incessantly.

Coach Adkins looked around with a cold poker face, and said in a deep voice: "The test that came down is just a simple test."

All the players present breathed a sigh of relief.

Coach Adkins said again: "The unqualified players will be recorded in my small book, and the chances and playing time in the preseason will be reduced."

The players on the field just breathed out and breathed back.

Coach Adkins said again: "Of course, I won't decide your future just because of this test."

All the players present breathed a sigh of relief.

Coach Adkins said again: "I will also consider your performance in tomorrow's public training session to determine your future."

The players on the scene sucked back the air that was loosened twice.

Coach Adkins said again: "I know everyone is professional, and I believe everyone will meet the standard."

The players present... didn't dare to breathe anymore.

This back and forth deep breathing is really killing me.

Coach Adkins said again: "In addition, regarding the pre-season warm-up match, I have received warm-up invitations from many clubs."

"A total of 6 preseason games, I initially identified 6 opponents suitable for our warm-up."

"We'll be playing Liverpool, Arsenal, Newcastle United, Wycombe Wanderers, Torquay United and... our city rivals, Northampton FC, for close to a month and a half."

"Wow!"

All the players present exclaimed!
In the 6 pre-season warm-up matches, there are actually three Premier League teams!

Needless to say, the connection between Newcastle United and Southampton, with Alan Shearer around, the two fans are as close as brothers.

The giant clubs like Liverpool and Arsenal even took the initiative to invite them to play friendly matches!
This is an excellent opportunity to show yourself in front of the rich!

Even Gu Ran couldn't help the blood boil in his heart!
He played against Liverpool's U18 team with the U18 team before, and now he has the opportunity to directly play against Liverpool's first team!

Although the preseason cannot be regarded as an official game, and the main players of the Liverpool first team and Arsenal's first team may not play, but it is really exciting to be able to compete with Liverpool and Arsenal!
And, not only these.

League Two teams Wycombe Wanderers and Torquay United have acquaintances!

Watergate and Bread at Wycombe Wanderers!

T-Rex at Torquay United!

Haha!

You can compete with your old teammates and brutalize them! ! !

Gu Ran couldn't hold back anymore, wishing that the time would pass faster and play the pre-season warm-up match earlier.

I heard Coach Adkins continue: "The order and specific time of the six games have not been arranged yet. But if there is no accident, this Friday, that is, four days later, we will first play at Anfield. The pitch is against Liverpool."

"Wow!"

The players are frying the pot again!

From the start of the preseason, it's Liverpool!This is too exciting, right?

Adkins added: "Basically, everyone has a chance, including reserve team players. Whether you can play at Anfield depends on your recent training and test performance."

"After the six preseason games are all over, I will summarize your performance in this one and a half months, so as to determine the squad for the new season."

"Okay, next I will talk about the specific content of today's three simple tests."

"The first item, the elastic band sprint test."

"The second item is the dribbling test around pole obstacles."

"The third item is the [-]-meter running test."

"what?!"

It was okay to hear the first two tests, but when they heard the last test, the players were all overwhelmed.

This new head coach is simply a devil!
How can there be a [-]-meter running test on the first day of the return day?
Already lacking in physical fitness, he vomited again, and then took a [-]-meter test. This is not life-threatening!
——Only Gu Ran was ecstatic.

The new head coach Adkins really likes him.

Seeing Adkins continuing to hold a poker face with no expression, "The first test consists of two people of similar weight in a group. One of them sprints first, and the other pulls the elastic band behind him to stop him from sprinting." 50 meters, completed within 1 minute is considered qualified."

"Ask Coach Andy to form groups."

"Okay, Coach Adkins."

Coach Andy immediately took out the roster, and according to the weight on the roster, roll the configuration.

Gu Ran weighed 72 kilograms and was assigned to Group 71 with Chamberlain, who weighed 7 kilograms.

After hearing the name, Chamberlain gave Gu Ran a ferocious smile, and by the way imitated the action in the movie, making a gesture of wiping Gu Ran's neck.

Seeing Chamberlain's clear and stupid eyes, Gu Ran couldn't help but want to laugh.

Soon, the first test began.

Southampton's professional players are all veterans, and they are all their own people. Of course, this kind of test is to put water on each other.

The elastic band seems to be stretched very full, but in fact it is all pretending, and there is not much resistance at all.

The first 6 groups all completed the 50-meter sprint easily within half a minute.

Then it was the turn of Gu Ran/Chamberlain's sprint test in Group 7.

Chamberlain said arrogantly: "Chinese boy, you come first!"

Gu Ran smiled, "Okay."

Gu Ran put the elastic band around his waist.

Chamberlain also put the other end around his waist, and then wrapped the elastic band tightly around his arms for a few times.

"Chamberlain! Come on!"

"Fuck him! Chamberlain! Fuck him!"

"Don't let this kid meet the standard!"

Other players cheered Chamberlain one after another.

Chamberlain smiled quite complacently: "Don't worry! I can make this Chinese boy unable to run for a meter!"

"Ouch!"

"Chinese boy, you are doomed!"

"Chinese boy, you are about to lose face!"

"This is what happens when we offend all of us!"

"We are targeting you on purpose! Hahaha! Are you afraid?"

The other players satirized proudly, trying to disturb Gu Ran's mentality.

Gu Ran just smiled slightly, his legs slightly bent, ready to sprint.

Seeing this, Chamberlain immediately shifted his center of gravity back, tightly clenched the elastic band.

Before the test started, Chamberlain was already pulling Gu Ran hard!
"Are you all ready?"

Assistant coach Andy blew his whistle.

Gu Ran sprinted fiercely like a fired shell!

The elastic band is stretched into thin strips with an exaggerated degree visible to the naked eye!
Chamberlain had already made full preparations, but at the same time as the whistle sounded, his arms were severely strangled by the elastic band, and his body was also pulled by an indescribably powerful force and started to run!

Chamberlain is completely stupid!
The players present are also stupid!
They could all see that Chamberlain was pulling desperately and did not release water at all, but just pulling desperately like this was no different from releasing water!
Chamberlain gritted his teeth and pulled desperately.

His feet plowed two deep ravines in the turf!

...I can't help it at all!
Everyone present was shocked!

Even Coach Adkins' eyes widened in surprise!
This kind of training scene, as the head coach, is also the first time he has seen it!
Gu Ran's strength was not weakened under Chamberlain's desperate pull, but became stronger and stronger!

Under such a powerful confrontation, Chamberlain couldn't control it at all.

When Gu Ran rushed more than 20 meters, Chamberlain gnawed on the mud and fell to the ground!

Prostate brakes!
...I can't even stop! ! !

Where Chamberlain passed, there was only a shallow groove left, and it became shallower and shallower...

With all his strength, Gu Ran plowed Chamberlain and crossed the 50-meter line!

Gu Ran stopped with a powerful foot, and Chamberlain behind him flew five or six meters away under the force and inertia of the elastic belt.

The whole team is suffocating!

The players forgot to help Chamberlain!

Chamberlain struggled by himself, "...it's all right, I'm all right!"

Gu Ran smiled and said: "Chamberlain, you really tried your best! Now I will stop you."

The muscles on Chamberlain's face twitched slightly, but he said nonchalantly, "Come on!"

Gu Ran calmly put on the elastic band.

Chamberlain took a deep breath, put on the elastic band and stood on the starting line.

"Chamberlain, come on!"

"You plow that kid back too!"

"Chamberlain, we are with you!"

Players around cheered for Chamberlain.

Chamberlain clenched his fists vigorously, "Look at me!"

beep--

With Assistant Coach Andy's whistle, Chamberlain sprinted with all his strength!

His sprint speed is also one of the best in the Southampton club, and his strength is strong enough!
In the blink of an eye, Chamberlain rushed ten meters away!
The elastic band is also tightened and straightened at a speed visible to the naked eye!

but……

When the elastic band is pulled to the limit, it will not move!

Gu Ran strode forward and stood firmly on the starting line, as heavy as a mountain.

Chamberlain had only rushed more than ten meters before he was suddenly stopped!The stomach is almost being strangled by the elastic band!

Everyone present exclaimed!

Gu Ran and Chamberlain's weights are obviously similar, Gu Ran is only 1 kg heavier than Chamberlain at most, but the strength difference between the two is so obvious!

Chamberlain looks stronger than Gu Ran, but in front of Gu Ran's strength, Chamberlain is as weak as a chicken!
"Ahhh!" Chamberlain rushed forward desperately.

The muscles in his legs seemed to explode, and the turf under his feet trembled slightly from his trampling on it!
But just standing still, unable to run out even a step!

The muscles of Gu Ran's whole body were tense to the extreme!

This is Chamberlain, the future king of memes... It feels so good to be able to compete with the future king of memes!
Gu Ran was full of adrenaline, and took a step back!
Chamberlain immediately felt that he was not running in place, but... running backwards!
Is this okay? !
Chamberlain flustered, lying on the ground with hands and feet and rushing forward!

Snapped!
Made In YiWu's elastic band was snapped abruptly!

The stretched elastic bands slapped firmly on the surrounding players, causing screams!
Gu Ran took several steps back before he stabilized his figure.

Unprepared, Chamberlain bounced off the turf, covering several meters of grass mud.

... This can be regarded as supplementary nutrition after vomiting.

Chamberlain didn't have time to spit out the grass mud in his mouth, he got up with hands and feet, and sprinted towards the finish line.

Finally, within the time limit of 1 minute, Chamberlain completed the test.

Chamberlain's face was full of fear!
Gu Ran was full of regret.

Adkins had a rare smile on his poker face, "Very good, treating teammates as opponents in training, this is what I want."

Other players: ...

The first test was over, and more than 30 players all passed the test.

Immediately afterwards, the second dribbling test around pole obstacles began.

Assistant coach Andy placed fixed equipment such as human wall stands, obstacle cones, and box jumps on the training ground.

The placement of these devices is basically irregular, and more than a dozen obstacles are distributed in a half field of 50 meters.

The requirement is that the ball must be passed within 2 minutes, and if the ball cannot be controlled halfway, the time score will be increased by 10 seconds.

While Andy's assistant was placing obstacles, Chamberlain, covered in grass and mud, walked in front of Gu Ran with a gloomy face.

"Chinese boy."

Chamberlain frowned and said, "You... are really strong."

Gu Ran said, "You too...it's okay."

Chamberlain said coldly: "However, this does not mean that we will become friends! We will definitely not become friends! You are still the public enemy of the whole team! I will still target you!"

Gu Ran couldn't help but want to laugh, "Okay, I see."

Chamberlain said again: "The fight just now, we were considered a tie."

Tie?

Oh, childish ghost!
Gu Ran shook his head: "No, obviously I tortured you badly."

Chamberlain's mouth trembled.

lights~
(End of this chapter)