My wife is Wu Zetian

Unexpectedly, Li Zhi stretched out his hand directly to catch Li Hong, his eyes were full of complacency.

"Father, you don't talk about martial arts, you agreed to let me have both hands and feet, why do you want to do it again?"

Li Hong was captured by Li Zhi, and immediately growled at Li Zhi.

"Hong'er, I'm giving you a lesson. It's called being a soldier without being deceitful. I warn you not to trust anyone's words."

Li Zhi smiled slightly, and directly slapped Li Hong's ass.

"Father, you don't talk about Wude, you still play a rascal with a child."

Li Hong is depressed, you are not tired of deceit, you are specially prepared for me.

Just to kick my ass, right?

"No, no, this is a vivid education class. In order to let you have a long memory, I decided to take care of you as well."

As Li Zhi spoke, he slapped him again, and Li Hong, who was in pain, wailed.

"My queen, save me, save me, my queen."

Li Hong can only ask Wu Zetian for help now, after all, his elder sister is not reliable now.

She can watch from the sidelines, and if she doesn't add fuel to the flames, Li Hong will burn the incense.

"His Majesty."

"Aniang, I think my father is right, this is a class, otherwise how can brother Hong have a deep understanding of the saying that soldiers never tire of cheating."

Sure enough, Li Yanran still spoke and stopped Wu Zetian directly.

You probably didn't think of this when you pushed me out at the party.

This is called the present report.

If you don't learn a lesson today, maybe next time you will let this girl go up the mountain of swords and into the sea of ​​fire.

"Okay, Your Majesty, please be gentle, don't break it."

Wu Zetian had nothing to say, she could tell that the two father and daughter were determined to punish Li Hong.

There is no need for her to jump out now and be annoying.

"no no."

"Queen, I'm your own son, you can't do this."

"Sister, I don't want to talk to you anymore."

"Woooooo."

Early the next morning, the chariot battle was ready. Li Zhi and Wu Zetian looked at the pair of children in front of them, somewhat reluctant.

Although the fief is not far from here, it's not as good as having your children by your side.

"Father, A Niang, if there is nothing to explain, we can leave."

Li Yanran saluted the two and was about to board the car and leave.

"and many more."

Wu Zetian glanced at the palace man behind him, who also came over with some clothes.

"It's going to be late autumn soon. The weather in Lishan is longer and it will be colder. These are the clothes my mother prepared for you. Don't catch typhoid."

"Don't worry, Queen Mother, Hong'er will soon be seven years old, and I will take good care of Elder Sister."

Li Hong stood up in one step, patted his chest to assure Wu Zetian.

Although my elder sister hurt me yesterday, but he has a lot of adults, so I don't plan to have the same knowledge as him.

Besides, shouldn't it be right for a younger brother to take care of an older sister?

"Give me a side."

Li Yanran woke up Li Hong with a slap, so you still take care of me?

If you can save me a little trouble, you little brat, I'll be very proud. You're really bragging about not filing taxes, right?

"You Yanran, please don't hit Hong'er in the future. After all, he is still a child, so you have to take care of him."

Seeing Li Hong being beaten again, Wu Zetian was also depressed for a while.

Although it is inevitable for children to fight, but you keep fighting like this, what if you beat your brother into a fool.

Datang Jiangshan may have twists and turns.

"In my opinion, this Hong'er is too stubborn. If you don't beat him, you won't be honest. That sentence is called a little tree or something."

"Small trees don't grow straight if they don't repair them, and people don't repair them."

"Yes, if you don't repair a small tree, it won't go straight, and if a person doesn't repair it,

Hit Yanran when she should, don't be fooled by his pity,

But next time it's time to spank, this end should be spanked less, understand. "

Li Zhi patted himself on the head, and gave Li Yanran a look that I understand you.

As Li Hong's old father, he is well aware of Li Hong's temper, that is, if you give him a little sunshine, he will be brilliant, and if you give him a little flood, he will flood.

If you don't use violence to suppress him, you really can't suppress him.

"Father, you. You, am I your own son?"

Li Hong was stunned, father, do you hear what you are saying is human?
The fights between the sons and daughters of other families are mainly based on persuasion.

It's good for you to do the opposite.

Not only did I not persuade my sister not to beat me, but I also told her to clean up more.

Is this the attitude a father should have?
"Niezi, what did you say?"

As Li Zhi spoke, he walked up to Li Hong, raised his hand and slapped Li Hong's eyes with golden light.

Li Yanran also mourned for Li Hong, who would you offend?

It's not a matter of minutes for him to clean you up.

But Dad, you said just now that you don't want to start, why do you still want to fight.

If you set an example like this, your daughter will have to follow suit.

"Sister, why are you still standing there, the wind is so tight, what a mess."

Li Hong was also frightened, jumped into the carriage directly, and shouted to Li Yanran to run quickly.

"Father, queen, my daughter is gone."

After listening to Li Hong's words, everyone also smiled, and Li Yanran also stepped into the carriage after saluting the two of them.

"Set off."

The two got into the carriage, and the carriage started slowly, heading outside the palace.

Suddenly Li Hong lifted the curtain at the back of the car, and directly made a face at Li Zhi slightly.

"This kid, hehehehe."

Li Zhi smiled and held Wu Zetian in his arms.

Chang'an is not far from Mount Li, and they arrived at the fief of Mount Li in the afternoon.

"Brother Li."

"Brother Li."

Changsun Yan and the others had been waiting outside the town for a long time, and when they saw Li Yanran returning, they immediately went up to greet her.

"Why don't you guys stay at home for a few more days?"

Li Yanran got out of the carriage and smiled at several people.

"Brother Li, how can the family feel comfortable in this fief?"

"That's right, we have long regarded this fief as our home, which home is not waiting for us."

"Hehe, I really can't stand my father's temper, and he always yells at me. If it weren't for his age, I should let him taste the taste of a big fist with a sandbag."

"Me too."

The four of them smiled together. After all, Lishan is not as comfortable at home.

They are free here, they can do whatever they want without being controlled by their parents.

And here are their ideals, careers and aspirations, so naturally they have to come back sooner.

"Okay, let's all go in, let's have a good time today."

Li Yanran waved her hand, and took the lead and walked inside.

"Is there excitement? What excitement?"

Li Hong frantically followed Li Yanran, not knowing what his elder sister was talking about.

"Sister asked Hongdi to perform a boulder-breaking chest tonight, how about it?"

"???"

Li Hong was dumbfounded.

A boulder in the chest?
what the hell.

"Sister, what is a boulder in the chest, can I really perform?"

Li Hong looked at Li Yanran, his eyes were full of hope.

If he could really act, he wouldn't mind trying.

"Chest broken boulder, as the name suggests, is to take a huge stone slab, put it on your chest, and then smash it directly with a hammer."

"At that time, the whole world will be clean."

Li Yanran really wanted to shout out, "My brother, why do I have such a stupid brother."

Haven't eaten pork and never seen a pig run?

Even if you haven't seen the big broken stone on your chest, you should be able to guess what it means.

"hiss."

"Sister, you are not performing, you are killing me."

Facing Li Yanran's explanation, Li Hong gasped and stepped aside.

"Really, I see that the young master's bones are amazing, and he is definitely the best candidate for crushing a big stone in his chest. Why don't we try?"

"The wind is screaming."

"Mahou, where are you? You haven't come to greet your boss yet."

"Boss, the no-nosed monkey is here."

The two figures ran away slowly, and Li Yanran also smiled slightly.

The world of children is so simple.

It is impossible for him, there is no way, who made him a human being in two lives.

"Brother Li, this boulder on the chest sounds quite interesting. If you want to see it, I might perform it for you."

Cheng Chubi leaned close to Li Yanran, and a gleam flashed in his eyes.

"You can really perform this?"

Li Yanran was also shocked, she had been looking forward to it for a long time in Chang'an's West Market.

A big stone was broken on her chest. To be honest, I have watched her on TV a lot, but I have never seen her with my own eyes.

"Must, it's nothing more than a kind of qigong, gather the energy in the chest, and drizzle."

A smugness flashed in Cheng Chubi's eyes, seeing how Li Ge had never seen the world.

Although he hadn't tried it, it shouldn't be a problem if he thought about it.

"Brother Li, if you really want to see it, I can break it into two pieces."

Yu Chihuan also came over and smiled contemptuously at Cheng Chubi.

"Can you break two pieces?"

Li Yanran was even more surprised, this Yuchihuan is more fierce than Cheng Chubi?

Can actually break two big stones in the chest?

The ends are terribly tight.

"What's the difference between two pieces, I can break three pieces."

"I can break four pieces."

"Yuchihuan, you compare me, right? I can break five pieces."

"Ten dollars."

Looking at the two fools, Li Yanran was also drunk.

That's a big rock, not a blank piece of paper. If you smash it, you can smash a mountain in your chest.

After talking, he didn't bother to talk to the two of them, and continued to move forward.

"Brother Li Li."

Li Siwen moved closer to Li Yanran, hesitated for a moment and said.

"what happened?"

Li Yanran was taken aback, not knowing what Li Siwen wanted to say.

"Actually, I can break it too."

"I"

Li Yanran was depressed, these few were really crouching dragons and phoenix chicks, how could this special meow compare?
Why don't you compare who eats the most and spends the longest time in the toilet.

Break big rocks, break your sister.

Li Yanran turned into Xiao Pao directly, she really didn't want to be with these idiots anymore.

It is reasonable for Meng's mother to move three times. My mother won't let me play with fools.

Otherwise, this girl will be assimilated by fools. She is still young and doesn't want to become like this.

Although the fool is living happily, she still has things to do.

It is not impossible to become stupid when you have nothing to pursue.

"Brother Li, don't run away, the two yuan is also negotiable."

"I'll give you a big watermelon."

As Li Yanran returned to the town, the town returned to its original hustle and bustle, and Li Yanran was also intensively preparing for her Mid-Autumn Festival party.

After all, if the Mid-Autumn Festival does not come with some excitement, there is always something missing.

With Li Yanran's order, the whole town was decorated with lights and festoons, very festive.

"Miss, Wei Shan asks to see you."