My wife is Wu Zetian

Chapter 583 Are their stomachs bottomless pits?

Li Yanran was also excited for a while, not knowing what she was doing!

When I walked to the high platform, I saw a scribe on it waving his brush, not knowing what he was writing.

Li Yanran pulled the person next to her, and the person turned around and glanced at Li Yanran: "What are you doing?"

"What is this doing?"

"What are you doing? Don't you know how to read it yourself?"

The man frowned and waved his hand to signal Li Yanran to go ahead and play.

"???"

Li Yanran was also depressed when she heard this.

I'm just asking. If you want to say it, you can say it. If you don't say it, you will be pushed back. Is that the case?
"What did you say? I'm asking you a question, but I can't answer it properly!"

Seeing Li Yanran deflated, Yu Chihuan walked over directly, grabbed the man's collar with a wave of his hand and lifted him up.

"Little Prince, this is the Lantern Festival Poetry Conference."

Seeing Yuchi Huan, who was as strong as a cow, the man was dumbfounded and hurriedly told the situation here.

"The Lantern Festival Poetry Conference?"

Upon hearing this, Yuchihuan threw the man aside and looked at Li Yanran with excitement.

"Brother Li, this is your chance to show off. These people are no match for you!"

"That's right, Brother Li, go crush them and let these conceited literati know how powerful you are."

"That's right, Brother Li, let them see how powerful you are."

The three fools also spoke to Li Yanran together. They knew that Li Yanran was powerful.

With her literary attainments, not to mention being invincible in fighting all over the Tang Dynasty, she was not far behind.

If she goes up, she will definitely come out on top and trample everyone under her feet.

"Let's go!"

Li Yanran was not interested at all. She really had nothing to say in competition with these people.

If the Four Heroes of the Early Tang Dynasty like King Luo Bin were here, she might not be able to go up and play with him.

"Why did you leave?"

Seeing Li Yanran's leaving figure, everyone was stunned.

This was a good opportunity to shine, why did Brother Li just leave?

what's going on.

"Brother Li, why don't you go up and compose a poem so that the literati of the Tang Dynasty can see your literary talent?"

Changsun Yan was a little confused as to what was going on with Li Yanran.

"If a tree is beautiful in the forest, it will be destroyed by the wind; if it is piled up on the bank, it will be turbulent by the current.
These are just false names, there is no need to ask for them.

Making money quietly is the way to go, do you understand? "

After giving Changsun Yan a blank look, Li Yanran also expressed her thoughts.

"Brother Li is really good, I'm convinced!"

Hearing Li Yanran's words, Li Siwen couldn't help but give a thumbs up.

"What nonsense, hurry up!"

Li Yanran shook her head and took the lead in another direction.

The group of people shopped while shopping until it got dark.

"Where's Changsun Yan? Where's the man?"

Changsun Wuji was ready, but when the end came, Changsun Yan was still missing.

"I don't know! I haven't come back yet!"

The housekeeper looked depressed, how did he know where the Changsun Yan, who had killed a thousand swords, had gone.

This is not his business at all!

"Immediately send someone to Lan Kwai Fong to bring him back to me. If you dare to talk nonsense, give him a beating first!"

Changsun Wuji frowned. This stupid son was still as unreliable as before.

He said he would be back soon, but there is still no sign of him.

It really made him kneel down.

"Here!"

Soon the troops were dispatched and rushed towards Lan Kwai Fong.

When Chang Sun Wuji's people came to Lan Kwai Fong, they found out that Chang Sun Yan had gone out long ago.

Now everyone was dumbfounded. He came with a mission.

Now that everyone is gone, how should I explain to Changsun Wuji when I go back?

"You go back immediately and report to His Highness the County Prince. The rest of you will follow me to find the Young Master!"

The leader also felt depressed for a while. After ordering people to go back and report, he took the rest of the troops and dispersed to look for Chang Sun Yan.

Not only Changsun Wuji's men were casting a net, Cheng Yaojin and others were also frantically searching for traces of their young master.

"Brother Li, it's getting dark now. If you don't go back, will you be beaten to death?"

Changsun Yan glanced at the sky, his eyes full of worry.

Although he agreed happily just now, he hesitated again because he really thought about his father's dark face.

"If you're afraid, leave quickly. It's going to be night soon, and Chang'an is very lively!"

Chang Sun Yan rolled his eyes, and Li Yanran slowly spoke.

"That's right, the worst case scenario is that I'll get a beating. The Lantern Lighting Ceremony isn't anything interesting to watch. Besides, we can see it outside, so why bother to suffer that!"

Cheng Chubi looked at Changsun Yan with disdain, "You will still get beaten when you go back now."

Instead of doing this, it would be better to take a stroll in this market and feel comfortable.

"I'm fine!"

Changsun Yan thought for a moment and had nothing to say.

If you want to die together, there is someone with you anyway.

"Then what else is there to say? Target water basin mutton, come on! Whoever comes last will pay!"

Li Yanran smiled slightly, spotted the stall in front of her and rushed over.

After hearing this, Changsun Yan also ran away.

I have already spent money all the way, and I definitely can't lose again this time.

"Go and stay in the back!"

Yuchi Huan stretched out his sinful claws and threw Changsun Yan behind.

"???"

Changsun Yan sat down on the ground and looked at the six long legs running wildly, and he was completely stunned.

Just run away, why do you want to mess with me?

What kind of quality is this special meow?

Is there any law of the king?

Just when Changsun Yan got up from the ground and wanted to catch up, the four of them had already occupied a favorable position and stared at Changsun Yan who was walking towards here.

"Mr. Changsun, pay for it!" Yuchi Huan smiled slightly, this time you lost again.

"You, you. Shameless!"

Changsun Yan is going to be furious. If you weren't such a bastard, would I be in the last place?

"If you lose, you have to admit it. The boss will give you five portions of mutton in a water basin, and this young gentleman will pay for it."

Li Yanran also smiled and shouted to the boss.

"Okay, five portions of water basin mutton."

Hearing Li Yanran's shout, the boss was overjoyed and quickly ordered the waiter to prepare.

"Hey, it doesn't matter if I pay for it, but your inability to win makes me sick. It's disgusting, you know?"

Changsun Yan also sat down at the table and stared at Yuchi Huan, who was plotting against him.

"This is called war, but what do you know?"

Yuchi Huan has a look of disdain on his face. What you call shameless is, in my opinion, a symbol of wisdom.

You know shit.

"Don't make me whip you!"

Changsun Yan immediately didn't dare to say that you were shameless. It's okay if you don't feel ashamed, but you feel proud of it.

If your father found out, I would probably tie you to a tree and beat you to death.

"Slap me? I want to see if you dare!"

Yuchi Huan also rolled up his sleeves, revealing his strong arms.

"Hmph, I don't have the same knowledge as you, so just do it and I'll blow your head off sooner or later!"

Looking at Yuchi Huan who looked like an ox, Changsun Yan was instantly frightened.

You're so cute, just rely on your height and strength to bully me. If I don't break your walking stick when you get old, I won't be Changsun Yan.

"cut!"

Yuchi Huan had already anticipated this guy's reaction, and put away his sleeves, his eyes full of contempt.

"cut!"

"cut!"

"cut!"

The two of them also turned on the mutual trolling mode, and looked at the three people next to them feeling depressed.

What the hell is this?
Mouth gun?

The surrounding diners looked at this and all stepped aside, fearing that the spat would affect them.

"coming!"

The waiter was carrying a tray with the water basin mutton they wanted.

"Okay, shut up and eat!"

Seeing the waiter's surprised eyes, Li Yanran felt like she was about to leave the earth.

The social death of this special meow happened in an instant.

"Humph!"

"Humph!"

The two looked at each other, snorted together, and began to attack the mutton in the basin in front of them.

Several people still ate like this, wolfing down the food in a voracious manner. In a short time, the mutton in the basin in front of them was completely eaten.

"One more pot!"

Yuchi Huan stretched out his hand to signal the waiter to have a basin.

"I also want!"

"I'll have another one too."

"And I!"

The three of them also stretched out their hands.

These are all big-eating kings, and they all started out as sheep, so this is just an appetizer for them.

"Four more bowls of water basin mutton!"

The waiter was also excited and shouted to the boss.

"okay!"

The boss was also excited. It was rare for such a big business to come. Looking at the physiques of these few, today's turnover was all on these few.

Four more pots of mutton were brought up, and the four of them started to feast again.

Soon the mutton appeared again. Zhang Sunyan burped and waved to the boss.

"Bill, please!"

"???"

Everyone was stunned when they heard this. Yuchi Huan's eyes widened and he slapped him.

"What are you crazy about?"

Changsun Yan was stunned, covering his head and glaring at Yuchi Huan.

"I haven't eaten enough yet. You have to pay the bill. If I don't hit you, who will I hit?"

Cheng Chubi on the side also glared at Changsun Yan, "You are asking me to treat you specially, but you can't bear to eat some water basin mutton?"

Don't hit anyone you hit.

"Yes, another pot!"

"Two pots!"

"I want two pots too!"

The three of them also nodded and continued to ask the waiter for food.

"Five basins of mutton in water basins!"

The waiter was excited, and so was the boss.

As expected, I saw it right, these guys are really the Gods of Wealth.

Li Yanran felt a little uneasy when she looked at the few people. She usually didn't feel anything bad about eating hot pot and barbecue, but now she saw that they did have the potential to be a food broadcaster.

Are their bellies bottomless pits?

This time I really saw it.

Bowls of mutton were served, and the three of them were wiped out at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"belch!"

Li Siwen patted his belly, finally feeling full.

"full!"

Cheng Chubi also let out a sigh of relief. To him, what he had just eaten while shopping was no different from drinking the northwest wind.

After eating four basins of mutton, his five internal organs finally stopped tormenting.

"What are you doing standing still? Pay the bill!"

(End of this chapter)