My wife is Wu Zetian

Changsun Yan counted seven coins and handed them into the old woman's hand. Then he took a full moon lantern and followed Li Yanran's footsteps.

A few people were strolling on the street carrying lanterns, and the people around them were all stunned when they looked at them.

For such a big person, he is still carrying a lantern. After all, it is still a bit against the rules!

"No, let's separate?"

Feeling that she had become the center of attention, Li Yanran's face turned red.

The Taite Society is dead, and a few idiots are just following the same thing.

"Brother Li, you said that tigers never care about the feelings of their prey. Leave them alone and let's play with us!"

Li Siwen looked indifferent.

What the hell is this? They were much more glamorous when they were ostentatiously walking around the city. They said it was good to clean up the streets.

"I"

Li Yanran really had nothing to say. Now she just felt that she was a little out of tune with the other party.

A group of guys who are used to being pointed out by others really can't look at it like normal people.

Now she finally understood what they were thinking when they rode a donkey on a tour of Chang'an.

For them this is not humiliation, but scenery.

"Brother Li, let's go, there's someone there!"

Cheng Chubi also smiled slightly and pointed at the man on one side, his eyes full of excitement.

"Hey, okay!"

Several people came to the noodle stall together and looked at Li Yanran who appeared in front of them. The old man was stunned.

Others don't know it, but he still remembers Li Yanran freshly.

After all, Li Hong's original sentence of "Pinch me a dragon" was really unforgettable for him.

"Xiao Langjun, are you here again?"

After looking at the people around Li Yanran, the old man also hurriedly saluted her.

"you know me?"

Li Yanran also frowned after hearing the old man's words, while Peng Yu's eyes turned cold and stared at the man with wide eyes.

Why does this old man know about Li Yanran? Could it be that...
"Little Master, have you forgotten that on New Year's Eve you came to my place to buy noodles, and your brother asked me to make a dragon?"

The old man also shivered and tightened his clothes.

Why do I suddenly feel that the weather is a bit cold?

"Oh, I remembered!"

Li Yanran also suddenly realized that she remembered the old man.

"Do you still want a rabbit face?"

The old man smiled slightly, pulled out a ball of dough, and prepared to make a bunny for Li Yanran.

"No, can you pinch out my little brother and grandpa for me?"

Li Yanran is also very playful. Since you remember me, you must also remember Hongdi and Dad.

She wanted to see how skilled the old man was and whether he could make an exact replica for herself.

"If you pinch someone, the money will be different!"

The noodle maker glanced at Li Yanran and frowned.

He was very good at pinching rabbits and other things, but it was a bit difficult to pinch two people out of one another.

"As long as you can make it look good, money is no problem!"

Li Yanran glanced at the man lightly, still looking forward to his skills.

"Then Xiaolangjun, just knock it!"

The dough maker was also very confident, so he just pulled out the dough and started working.

"and many more."

Zhang Sunyan on the side suddenly spoke and shouted to the old man.

"This young gentleman, what do you want to say?"

The noodle maker was stunned and looked at Changsun Yan with some confusion.

People are paying people to pinch them, so what do you, a bystander, have to say about it?

"Let's agree on the money first. If you make a big move then, what should I do?"

Now the money is being paid by Chang Sun Yan. Li Yanran can not care about the amount of money, but she can't.

Again, don't be afraid of spending money, but you can't be taken advantage of.

"If it looks like it, I'll give you five bucks for each face. If it doesn't look like it, I won't charge you a penny. How about that?"

The noodle maker smiled slightly, it turns out he was worried about this.

I rely on my craftsmanship for a living, how could I ruin my reputation because of this?

"Four big bucks!"

"???"

The noodle maker was stunned for a moment. He looked Zhang Sun Yan up and down and felt a little at a loss.

Your clothes are worth a lot of money, why are you bargaining with a hawker like yourself?
This. This is inconsistent with your identity!
"Go away, it's no shame, it's only five dollars!"

Li Yanran's face turned red instantly. If it's much worse, you can just give it a higher price.

A piece of money will blind you to your identity as the son of a county prince.

"I"

After being scolded by Li Yanran, Changsun Yan's face instantly turned upside down.

I'm not trying to save you money, so just take it as a scapegoat!
"Okay, then I'll start!"

The old man saluted Li Yanran, then looked up at the sky and began to recall the appearances of Li Hong and Li Zhi.

After waiting for a while, the old man also started to take action. A pair of skillful hands flew up and down, and soon a humanoid silhouette appeared in front of several people.

After the outline came out, the old man also picked up the noodle knife and began to carve and sharpen it.

Looking at the face carved out by the old man, everyone held their breath.

They had already seen that this man looked like the emperor, so who could he be?

"All right!"

After the old man finished painting, he also handed Li Zhi's mask to Li Yanran's hand.

"looks like?"

Li Yanran held the mask in her hand, her eyes full of shock.

She really couldn't imagine how good the memory of the master of this mask was, and how he could make such a similar mask with only one side of his relationship.

"picture!"

Several people nodded together. If this didn't sound like that, it could only be said that they were speaking out of conscience.

"Give me money!" Since everyone agreed, Li Yanran also gave Changsun Yan a look, "Give me money."

"Isn't it finished yet? I'll give you the money now."

Changsun Yan was stunned, this is not over yet, you want me to pay?
If Li Hong doesn't pinch it properly, wouldn't he be able to save ten big bucks?

"That's right. Don't be impatient, Mr. Xiaolang. It's not too late to give you money after I've kneaded everything!"

The old man smiled slightly, not afraid that a few people would run away.

He has 100% confidence in himself.

If I couldn't even do this, I would be sorry for having held a noodle knife for decades.

As soon as he finished speaking, the old man also pulled a piece of noodles down and started kneading it without stopping.

After a while, Li Hong appeared vividly in front of several people.

Taking over the face, Li Yanran's eyes were full of smiles.

As expected, I was not disappointed. This Li Hong was even more like his father.

"I'm done!"

Looking at Li Hong's face, Changsun Yan took out ten dollars and handed it into the old man's hand.

He really doesn't envy people making this kind of money.

Anyone who relies on their craftsmanship to make a living is worthy of respect.

"Don't you guys want to pinch something?"

After looking at Changsun Yan and the others, the old man also started to sell hard.

After all, these few people in front of me look like they are rich people, so they shouldn't care about this little money.

"I'll have a buffalo!"

"I want a tiger."

"I want a crane."

"???"

The previous one is fine, but what the hell is this crane named Yuchihuan?

He only heard the name of the crane but never saw the thing. How could this be so?

The noodle maker also has to pay attention to listening, seeing and feeling. I have never seen it, so why can't I squeeze it by pressing the crane in the painting?

It really put him in a bit of trouble.

"This young gentleman, I have never seen this old man named Crane. Why don't you change him?"

The noodle maker bowed to Yuchi Huan depressedly and expressed his worries.

"Never seen it? Then give it a try!"

"???"

Suan?

You can also tell me things from legends, you really think highly of me.

This is much harder to pinch than the crane.

"If it doesn't work, you can just give it a try."

"Young man, why don't you leave? I can't do this business anymore, old man."

The handsome old man was speechless and just saluted and kicked people out.

Even if he doesn't make this sound, he can't ruin his own brand.

"What? Isn't this going to work? Give me a squeeze, or else I'll smash your stall!"

Yuchihuan was not happy, and I said that he had changed three in a row, and you couldn't figure it out. Are you looking down on me?

"I'll fuck you big watermelon!"

Li Yanran was depressed, so she jumped up and slapped her.

What's wrong with this, do you really think you are still the Four Heavenly Kings of Chang'an?
shameless.

"I"

Yuchi Huan covered his head, looking confused.

Why hit me again?What's wrong with me.

"What are you doing? Get out of here!"

Li Yanran rolled her eyes at Yuchi Huan, turned around and left.

"Wait for me!"

Yuchi Huan directly picked out a white horse face man and ran away.

Li Siwen and Cheng Chubi also started to pick one and ran away.

"???"

Seeing this, Changsun Yan became depressed again. He wanted to run away but was grabbed by the old man.

"Xiao Langjun, I haven't paid you yet!"

The old man stared at Changsun Yan. They took three faces. If you want to leave now, are you going too far?

"I don't know them! If you want money, go to them!"

"???"

Listening to Changsun Yan's shameless words, the old man felt bad.

You guys came here together, and now you say you don’t know me, do you really think I’ve been alive for these decades?
"Xiao Langjun, I advise you to come up with the money, otherwise I will call someone."

"Don't shout, why don't you give me money?"

Changsun Yan was depressed. Although he was not afraid of those Wuhou government officials, he really couldn't afford to lose that person because of just a few dollars.

After dumping three coins, Changsun Yan also caught a monkey's face and ran away.

When have I ever suffered a loss?

If you don't mind, how can I live up to the status of the Four Heavenly Kings of Chang'an?

"Hey!"

The old man looked at Chang Sun Yan's back and shook his head. This young man is really a gentleman.

So what if you really want me to give you one?
As for this!
"Dad, Hongdi, you see, I still care about you and will take you to visit Chang'an."

Li Yanran looked at the face mask in her hand and smiled slightly.

If you can't come out, I can only take you around.

I really think about you.

"Brother Li, what do you think is that?"

Cheng Chubi pointed to the distance and saw many people surrounding a high platform over there, wondering what they were doing.

"Let's go and have a look."