My wife is Wu Zetian

Chapter 808 I also want to go up mountains of swords and seas of fire for my mother!

Li Yanran covered her head and smiled at Wu Zetian. She knew that she had made the right bet.

Otherwise, if I get angry and the world collapses, I may not know how I will be dealt with.

Hearing what Li Yanran said, Wu Zetian hugged Li Yanran into her arms and stroked her little head tenderly.

"Does it hurt? I'll help you blow it.

Grandma knows that Xiao Yanran is filial, but Grandma really doesn’t need it.

It’s better not to do these things in the future, otherwise I really don’t know what to do! "

Li Yanran leaned in Wu Zetian's arms, her big eyes already bent into the shape of the moon.

I am the best at controlling my mother.

"Mother, the same goes for Hong'er. For you, I will go to the mountains of swords and the sea of ​​fire!"

Seeing that Li Yanran was able to laugh off such a big mistake, Li Hong couldn't help but rush towards Wu Zetian.

"What did you say?"

After hearing Li Hong's words, Wu Zetian's eyebrows instantly rose.

Li Yanran said this out of love for her mother, but you little bastard said this out of sheer want to fool around.

It's not that easy to steal a chicken.

"I told you that I can go up to the mountains of swords and the sea of ​​fire for my mother!"

Li Hong was stunned, wondering what I meant by this?

"Snapped!"

Wu Zetian slapped him in the face.

"Mother, why did you hit me?"

Li Hong covered his head and looked at Wu Zetian, completely confused.

He was really at a loss now.

Why did sister say that? You were both cold and asking for warmth. When I said it, I just slapped you in the face.

She is your biological daughter, so I am not your biological son?

This difference in treatment is too great.

"Why, aren't you convinced?"

Wu Zetian sneered. She was worried that her anger had nowhere to vent, and you just happened to come over.

If I don't take action on you now, I will feel sorry for you.

"I'm convinced, I'm convinced!"

Feeling Wu Zetian's momentum, Li Hong couldn't help but shudder, and his temper disappeared instantly.

"I see that you are just not convinced!"

Wu Zetian said, grabbing Li Hong's arm, and then slapped him again.

"Mother, I'm so convinced!"

This slap caused Li Hong's cerebellum to shrink.

What you know about this strength is that you are beating your son, but what you don’t know is that you think I have a lot of grudges against you.

"Aren't you going to go up mountains of swords and seas of fire for the sake of your mother? What? Where are you going with this!"

Wu Zetian said and pulled out another big dick.

I don’t need you to go through the mountains of swords or the sea of ​​fire, it’s enough to be a little punching bag.

"I don't dare anymore, grandma, I was wrong, and I'm convinced!"

Li Hong glanced at Li Zhi and then at Li Yanran, don't you care about it?

If you continue to fight like this, you may lose a good son and a good brother.

Li Zhi and Li Yanran naturally saw what Li Hong was thinking, but now they both understood that Wu Zetian wanted to vent her anger.

Anyone who dares to stand up will serve as a shield for Li Hong.

"Father, I have also prepared a gift for you. Can I take you to see it?"

"Okay, my father is also looking forward to what good things you bring to me. If it is not as good as the golden phoenix and the phoenix, then don't blame me for slapping you!"

"That's for sure, let's go!"

The two of them pretended to chat while slowly retreating from the lobby.

By the time Li Hong reacted, the two people who had run away were gone.

"Father, sister, don't leave! Mother, they have all run away!"

After looking at the fierce Wu Zetian, Li Hong was completely desperate.

He's finished, he's definitely finished.

"It doesn't matter if they leave, aren't you still here? It's enough for my mother to have Honger!"

Wu Zetian didn't care about those two people. One was that the emperor couldn't afford to offend him, and the other was that his precious daughter didn't want to offend.

Having you as my son and punching bag is enough.

"Mother, please hit her gently. Hong'er's skin is thin, so don't break it!"

Li Hong knew that he was doomed this time, and now he could only hope that his mother would be gentle.

He really suffered too much.

"Don't worry, I promise to handle it with care!"

"Snapped!"

"Ouch!"

"Xiao Yanran, don't you think it's a little too inhumane to leave Xiao Li Hong there like this?"

Hiding in the pavilion outside Zichen Hall, Li Zhi felt a little unbearable when he heard Ruoyouruowu's screams.

"Inhumane? Father, have you forgotten who recruited Hongdi? Wasn't it you?

Feeling distressed now? Then go and help him out.

But you have to think clearly about the consequences. "

Li Yanran rolled her eyes at her father. She felt embarrassed now. Why did she go there so early?

"Then forget it, I'm not that stupid yet!"

Li Zhi also shuddered, wouldn't he be a fool now?

"Then why are you still talking about this here? Even if Aniang is angry, she is not angry with Hongdi.

Moreover, the queen mother is very measured in her attacks and cannot defeat Hongdi.

The most important thing is that if children are spanked more, they will stop being spanked when they grow up. Are you right? "

Li Yanran smiled at Li Zhi, children just need to be beaten more so that they can remember.

"What you said is right, and my father agrees with it."

Li Zhi was stunned for a moment, and then with a grin on his face, he grabbed Li Yanran's arm.

"Father, what do you want to do?" Li Yanran was instantly stunned and didn't understand what Li Zhi wanted to do.

"What do I want to do? Didn't you just say that children need to be beaten more often so that they can stop being beaten when they grow up?

Father just wants to help you accumulate more experience so that you can grow up faster. "

Li Zhi smiled slightly and hit Li Yanran on the head.

"Father, if you hit me again, I will fall out!"

"If you fall out, you'll fall out. Am I still afraid of you?"

Li Zhi, on the other hand, looked fearless. He just fell out, so who else is afraid of whom?

"Aniang, father, he is here to stay with me."

"Do u wanna die!"

Li Zhi immediately covered Li Yanran's mouth, his eyes filled with horror.

This girl is really brave, she dares to make such a noise about such a thing.

If he really breaks the truth, not only will he suffer, but Li Yanran will also suffer.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Li Yanran whined twice, and then bit her hard.

"what!"

Li Zhi felt pain and quickly released his hand.

"Humph!"

Seeing her father throwing away his hands, Li Yanran also snorted coldly.

Take care of me, and don’t even look at which of us is taking advantage of the other.

"You're amazing, right?"

Li Zhi was depressed. He really had nothing to do with Li Yanran.

This little braid was caught in her hands, and as a father, she was helpless.

"Father, you and I are just idle and bored. I heard that your Nenu contains countless rare treasures. Can you take me to play with it?"

Li Yanran smiled, jumped to Li Zhi's side again, and hugged his arm.

"Go to my Neinu? What are you thinking about? Can I keep those treasures if I let you in?"

I tell you not to talk to me about this anymore, there is no way.

Just take your time, I have something else to do, so I'll leave first. "

Li Zhi glared at Li Yanran, who doesn't know that you, little girl, are very thieves.

Nenu is the most important place to me. It contains not only my collections over the years, but also the good things saved by my father and grandfather.

If Li Yanran takes this into consideration, will she be able to do anything else in the future?

No, absolutely not.

"Tch, you stingy guy, I won't hesitate to do it!"

Li Yanran also rolled her eyes at her father. He was just a naughty man. He really treated me as a thief.

"Then you stay here, I'm leaving!"

"Rian, come on, go back to the imperial study!"

Li Zhi did not ask Li Yanran to cure his anger, but called Ruian directly to go back to the imperial study.

Seeing Li Zhi leaving, Li Yanran hurriedly followed.

"Why are you following me?"

Glancing at Li Yanran beside him, Li Zhi was also stunned for a moment.

"I don't have anywhere to go, so I might as well go to the study room with you to play!"

Li Yanran smiled and stayed here. If Wu Zetian didn't get over her anger after finishing dealing with Li Hong, she would be in trouble again.

"Nonsense, the Royal Study is where I handle government affairs, not a playground for you to play in."

Li Zhi's beard is about to fly. My place is a royal study, not a children's paradise.

Letting a kid like you run amok there would make you laughable.

"Father, didn't you say you wanted me to help Hongdi before? Now that I've gone over, I can take advantage of it!"

Hearing what Li Zhi said, Li Yanran also smiled slightly and repeated what Li Zhi had said.

"If that's what you're going to say, then let's go, but don't mess around when you get there!"

Li Zhi glanced at Li Yanran again and asked Li Yanran to get on Long Chu and walk towards the royal study together.

"Sit there, don't move around, tell Ruian what you want to eat and let him arrange the preparation in the royal kitchen!"

Li Zhi said that he sat directly on the dragon chair and began to review the memorial.

Li Yanran first sat on the sofa for a while, then she couldn't sit still anymore and started to wander around.

"Father, how should I approve this memorial?"

Looking at the hill-like memorial in front of Li Zhi, Li Yanran's eyes were full of curiosity.

She had seen those emperors reviewing memorials on TV, but she had never seen what they were really like.

"How to approve? These are for you, you can play with them yourself!"

Li Zhi separated a pile of unimportant memorials and pushed them to Li Yanran's hand.

"Can I?"

Li Yanran was also stunned when she looked at the memorial in front of her.

This is a memorial, a national government affair, and is it just given to a child like myself?

Isn't this a bit childish?

"Just read it and you will know it after reading it!"

Li Zhi didn't even raise his head, focusing entirely on the memorial in his hand.

"Good!"

Since her father said so, she would be rude.

Li Yanran also sat on the sofa holding the pile of memorials given by Li Zhi.

After opening the first memorial, Li Yanran was stunned after reading it for a while.

What is this special thing written about? I have almost read half of this memorial, and it is full of complimentary nonsense.

Could it be that these officials were all well-fed and were specially asked to hand over coupons to flatter the emperor?

Putting down the first memorial and opening the second memorial, this one was even more outrageous.

Huo Ming, the governor of Yongzhou, asked the emperor how he was doing recently.

"???"

(End of this chapter)