Queen: Let you go on stage to sell miserably, and you go on stage to laugh
Chapter 12 8 sheep in 1 minutes
Chapter 12 Gathering a Sheep in 8 Minutes
At this moment, Xu Jiao kept her manager's words in mind, so she had to have a little discernment in front of the camera.
She went to the side of the yard with a broom to sweep the yard, but before her hand touched the broom, it "flyed" suddenly.
Xu Jiao followed the broom with her eyes, only to see one being carried by a tall male artist and left.
It seems to be Zhang Yixing.
Xu Jiao turned her head and looked at the pile of logs in the yard again, thinking she didn't chop firewood, since she had the strength anyway.
She paced over, picked up the ax and swung it down, snap!With a single click...it was crooked.
The wood flew, and she split a hole in the yard.
Xu Jiao pulled the ax hard, but it didn't come out!
Huh?She doesn't believe it.
She straightened her waist, rubbed her little hands, gathered all her strength together, one, two, three, get up!
Following the start and fall of the characters, she also pulled out the ax, probably due to her strength and bravery just now.
The ax was pulled out, and his body retreated a few steps due to inertia.
The feet are not steady.
With a plop, the man sat on the ground with the ax attached.
Pfft... I don't know who laughed.
Xu Jiao blushed, turned her head to look left and right, the camera was staring at her motionless.
The guests also suppressed their smiles and did not laugh out loud.
……
The shoulders of the cameraman behind him trembled as he laughed.
At this time Zhang Yixing walked over with a smile, pulled her up and took the ax by the way: "This job is not suitable for you girls, give it to me."
Xu Jiao took a few steps back embarrassingly, swept the dirt on her buttocks, and slowly moved to the camera brother.
"Um... can you delete the shot just now? My manager knows he will scold me to death." Xu Jiao begged the cameraman in a sincere tone.
In the end... Of course the photographer brother didn't agree to her.
Xu Jiao walked around the yard, and everyone rushed to do the work.
She is the only fairy left.
She went out through the small gate in the yard and walked along the pond to the side of the mountain. As soon as she walked around the pond, she heard noises over there.
"What time is it! If people are coming, what will the artist eat at night? Do you drink cold water for the performance!" The director of the program group was furious at the staff.
In the program flow, the host and guests will eat roasted whole lamb at night, because there is an advertisement here.
It's good now, the sheep are bought, and the master who killed the sheep can't come.
The staff members of this production team are all thin-skinned and tender-skinned. They screamed in fear of killing a chicken. Who dares to kill a sheep.
He could only stare and listen to the director scolding.
When this happened, the directors came over, thinking about what to do.
Xu Jiao stood by and listened for a while and understood, killing sheep?She seems to be able to, her multi-functional system is... awesome.
In addition to singing skills, there are all kinds of skills. Two days ago, as the number of fans increased, a chore function was activated. Xu Jiao went in to take a look out of curiosity.
There are a row of skills and big moves inside, flirting skills, love talk skills, killing chickens and sheep skills...
The name is really pragmatic, it is indeed a chore skill.
At that time, she still thought that there would be no chance of opening it in this life, who knew that the opportunity would come so quickly.
Xu Jiao activated the skill, entered the system for a few seconds, and when she came out again, she felt that her internal aura was different, but she was still soft and weak externally.
So when she walked over to the director and said timidly that she would try it, the director's eyes were almost as big as bull's eyes.
He waved at her: "Don't mess around, this is killing sheep, not catching sheep, so go in and help Teacher He and the others cook."
After the director finished speaking, he continued to call Master Sheep anxiously.
Xu Jiao stood beside her and opened her mouth, whispering, "Director, I..."
Before he could finish speaking, the director gave her a booing gesture.
The staff next to her hurriedly came over to pull her and persuaded in a low voice: "The director is making trouble, so don't go over and make trouble."
Several staff members didn't take Xu Jiao's words seriously. How could it be possible for such a delicate little girl to say that she would kill sheep.
Seeing that no one believed her, Xu Jiao knew that what she said would be superfluous, so she moved her mouth and finally said nothing.
It's just that the production team seems to be in a hurry, Xu Jiao feels that they take care of themselves and want to do something for them.
She turned her head and looked around, and sure enough, she saw a lonely lamb tied by a rope under the tree on the right.
Xu Jiao took advantage of the staff not paying attention and walked over with the knife on the table.
The lamb seemed to feel the danger, and kept backing away.
Xu Jiao walked over slowly and untied its rope, touched its head with her hand and said warmly, "Don't be afraid."
Lamb: baa baa baa! !
The cry of the sheep attracted the staff, and when they turned their heads to look over, they saw the frail and slender Xu Jiao picked up the lamb, pressed it against the shelf with her backhand, and kicked a basin under it.
The movement was so clean and neat, the staff reacted and shouted: "Xu Jiao, what are you doing!"
When Xu Jiao heard someone calling her, she looked up at the staff and the corners of her mouth were raised, revealing a few white teeth. The dimple on the right was faintly visible when she smiled, and she said in a super sweet voice: "Kill the sheep."
It's like talking about eating ice cream.
Before the staff opened their mouths, they saw Xu Jiao raising the knife with the goat's hand, the bleating sound became smaller and smaller, until finally she lost her breath.
The on-site staff, including the director, were dumbfounded and forgot to speak when they saw Xu Jiao.
Fortunately, the photographer was clever with these scenes, and he recorded them all without missing a frame.
Seeing that the basin on the ground was filled with sheep's blood, Xu Jiao hurriedly shouted, "Bring another basin!"
At this time, everyone realized that this delicate girl in front of her was really raised by Ga!
Everyone was shocked.
Then look for pots, find pots, and come to "help" to help.
A female staff member said cautiously to Xu Jiao, "Oh my god, have you... killed before?"
Xu Jiao shook her head, staring innocently with her big eyes.
But what she did was rough... man.
The staff members were caught in two conflicts, this...the contrast was too great.
In fact, she was not the only one who felt this way, all the staff including the director were shocked.
After the director reacted, the first thing he did was to ask the cameraman if he had captured it, and he was relieved when he got an affirmative answer, but there were more surprises than that.
Xu Jiao can even pick sheepskin!After making a few cuts on the sheep, she hung the sheep up and peeled off the sheep's skin easily.
After 8 minutes, a naked lamb appeared directly in front of people's eyes. This lamb can be directly roasted!
Even the old master may not have Xu Jiao's hand speed!
The director's eyes are going to take off his eyes!
"Okay, okay! This picture, this sense of contrast, I'm sure the ratings will skyrocket after this episode airs!"
(End of this chapter)
At this moment, Xu Jiao kept her manager's words in mind, so she had to have a little discernment in front of the camera.
She went to the side of the yard with a broom to sweep the yard, but before her hand touched the broom, it "flyed" suddenly.
Xu Jiao followed the broom with her eyes, only to see one being carried by a tall male artist and left.
It seems to be Zhang Yixing.
Xu Jiao turned her head and looked at the pile of logs in the yard again, thinking she didn't chop firewood, since she had the strength anyway.
She paced over, picked up the ax and swung it down, snap!With a single click...it was crooked.
The wood flew, and she split a hole in the yard.
Xu Jiao pulled the ax hard, but it didn't come out!
Huh?She doesn't believe it.
She straightened her waist, rubbed her little hands, gathered all her strength together, one, two, three, get up!
Following the start and fall of the characters, she also pulled out the ax, probably due to her strength and bravery just now.
The ax was pulled out, and his body retreated a few steps due to inertia.
The feet are not steady.
With a plop, the man sat on the ground with the ax attached.
Pfft... I don't know who laughed.
Xu Jiao blushed, turned her head to look left and right, the camera was staring at her motionless.
The guests also suppressed their smiles and did not laugh out loud.
……
The shoulders of the cameraman behind him trembled as he laughed.
At this time Zhang Yixing walked over with a smile, pulled her up and took the ax by the way: "This job is not suitable for you girls, give it to me."
Xu Jiao took a few steps back embarrassingly, swept the dirt on her buttocks, and slowly moved to the camera brother.
"Um... can you delete the shot just now? My manager knows he will scold me to death." Xu Jiao begged the cameraman in a sincere tone.
In the end... Of course the photographer brother didn't agree to her.
Xu Jiao walked around the yard, and everyone rushed to do the work.
She is the only fairy left.
She went out through the small gate in the yard and walked along the pond to the side of the mountain. As soon as she walked around the pond, she heard noises over there.
"What time is it! If people are coming, what will the artist eat at night? Do you drink cold water for the performance!" The director of the program group was furious at the staff.
In the program flow, the host and guests will eat roasted whole lamb at night, because there is an advertisement here.
It's good now, the sheep are bought, and the master who killed the sheep can't come.
The staff members of this production team are all thin-skinned and tender-skinned. They screamed in fear of killing a chicken. Who dares to kill a sheep.
He could only stare and listen to the director scolding.
When this happened, the directors came over, thinking about what to do.
Xu Jiao stood by and listened for a while and understood, killing sheep?She seems to be able to, her multi-functional system is... awesome.
In addition to singing skills, there are all kinds of skills. Two days ago, as the number of fans increased, a chore function was activated. Xu Jiao went in to take a look out of curiosity.
There are a row of skills and big moves inside, flirting skills, love talk skills, killing chickens and sheep skills...
The name is really pragmatic, it is indeed a chore skill.
At that time, she still thought that there would be no chance of opening it in this life, who knew that the opportunity would come so quickly.
Xu Jiao activated the skill, entered the system for a few seconds, and when she came out again, she felt that her internal aura was different, but she was still soft and weak externally.
So when she walked over to the director and said timidly that she would try it, the director's eyes were almost as big as bull's eyes.
He waved at her: "Don't mess around, this is killing sheep, not catching sheep, so go in and help Teacher He and the others cook."
After the director finished speaking, he continued to call Master Sheep anxiously.
Xu Jiao stood beside her and opened her mouth, whispering, "Director, I..."
Before he could finish speaking, the director gave her a booing gesture.
The staff next to her hurriedly came over to pull her and persuaded in a low voice: "The director is making trouble, so don't go over and make trouble."
Several staff members didn't take Xu Jiao's words seriously. How could it be possible for such a delicate little girl to say that she would kill sheep.
Seeing that no one believed her, Xu Jiao knew that what she said would be superfluous, so she moved her mouth and finally said nothing.
It's just that the production team seems to be in a hurry, Xu Jiao feels that they take care of themselves and want to do something for them.
She turned her head and looked around, and sure enough, she saw a lonely lamb tied by a rope under the tree on the right.
Xu Jiao took advantage of the staff not paying attention and walked over with the knife on the table.
The lamb seemed to feel the danger, and kept backing away.
Xu Jiao walked over slowly and untied its rope, touched its head with her hand and said warmly, "Don't be afraid."
Lamb: baa baa baa! !
The cry of the sheep attracted the staff, and when they turned their heads to look over, they saw the frail and slender Xu Jiao picked up the lamb, pressed it against the shelf with her backhand, and kicked a basin under it.
The movement was so clean and neat, the staff reacted and shouted: "Xu Jiao, what are you doing!"
When Xu Jiao heard someone calling her, she looked up at the staff and the corners of her mouth were raised, revealing a few white teeth. The dimple on the right was faintly visible when she smiled, and she said in a super sweet voice: "Kill the sheep."
It's like talking about eating ice cream.
Before the staff opened their mouths, they saw Xu Jiao raising the knife with the goat's hand, the bleating sound became smaller and smaller, until finally she lost her breath.
The on-site staff, including the director, were dumbfounded and forgot to speak when they saw Xu Jiao.
Fortunately, the photographer was clever with these scenes, and he recorded them all without missing a frame.
Seeing that the basin on the ground was filled with sheep's blood, Xu Jiao hurriedly shouted, "Bring another basin!"
At this time, everyone realized that this delicate girl in front of her was really raised by Ga!
Everyone was shocked.
Then look for pots, find pots, and come to "help" to help.
A female staff member said cautiously to Xu Jiao, "Oh my god, have you... killed before?"
Xu Jiao shook her head, staring innocently with her big eyes.
But what she did was rough... man.
The staff members were caught in two conflicts, this...the contrast was too great.
In fact, she was not the only one who felt this way, all the staff including the director were shocked.
After the director reacted, the first thing he did was to ask the cameraman if he had captured it, and he was relieved when he got an affirmative answer, but there were more surprises than that.
Xu Jiao can even pick sheepskin!After making a few cuts on the sheep, she hung the sheep up and peeled off the sheep's skin easily.
After 8 minutes, a naked lamb appeared directly in front of people's eyes. This lamb can be directly roasted!
Even the old master may not have Xu Jiao's hand speed!
The director's eyes are going to take off his eyes!
"Okay, okay! This picture, this sense of contrast, I'm sure the ratings will skyrocket after this episode airs!"
(End of this chapter)
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