Queen: Let you go on stage to sell miserably, and you go on stage to laugh
Chapter 13 Hot on the Internet
Chapter 13 Hot on the Internet
It was the first time to participate in Longing for Life, and Xu Jiao, who had no sense of variety, performed so-so.
But fortunately, her pure personality and the fact that she killed a sheep in 8 minutes added a lot of points to her.
After hastily recording the program, he returned to his original life.
The show didn't seem to have any impact on her life.
Until a week later, the day the show premiered.
Zhou Lingling dragged Xu Jiao to squat in front of the TV, and she repeatedly asked to make sure: "You didn't talk nonsense on the show, did you?"
Xu Jiao shook her head seriously.
"Don't worry, I simply answered a few questions, and other times I just ate a leg of lamb. I didn't do anything else."
Seeing Xu Jiao was so determined, Zhou Lingling felt relieved to watch the show.
At the beginning of the show, the flow is normal, but Xu Jiao's focus is not on the show, but on the barrage of netizens.
"Why are there so few Xu Jiao scenes?"
"Yeah, she's so quiet!"
"Maybe the newcomers are a little nervous."
"Zhang Yixing is so handsome! Teacher He is also so gentle."
Zhou Lingling stared at the scene of Xu Jiao's appearance seriously. When she saw Xu Jiao seriously saying that the company would not buy the pot in front of the camera, she immediately exploded.
Frowning, he reprimanded: "Xu Jiao! How can you say such words that affect the company's image!"
Then, in the next second, the bullet screen was full of watery hahaha.
Basically, they all praised Xu Jiao.
"I can't laugh anymore, why is this sister so funny?"
"Hahaha, the reason why I don't cook is that the company is not willing to buy pots for me!"
"Haha, it's the first time I've seen an artist openly "criticize" the company's cheating on the show. Haha, will her boss give the blame to Xu Jiao's family overnight?"
"I can't tell that Xu Jiao has such a sense of humor."
After Zhou Lingling saw those bullet screens, her anger disappeared immediately, and her tone changed 180 degrees: "I was joking just now. By the way, you didn't complain about the company anymore except for this sentence, right?"
"No more." Xu Jiao replied in a low voice, hugging the pillow in the sofa and shrinking her neck.
Zhou Lingling glanced at Xu Jiao out of the corner of her eyes, why did this sound a bit watery.
Sure enough, Zhou Lingling's heart hadn't calmed down for 2 minutes, and she heard Xu Jiao burst out with a golden sentence: "Dating love will delay my career!"
...Zhou Lingling felt that her nerves were relaxed. Is this quite level.
Seeing Zhou Lingling's expression, Xu Jiao trembled a little when she thought of the video of killing a sheep...she wanted to escape.
She quietly put away her legs, trying to form a ball for herself.
Zhou Lingling didn't pay attention to Xu Jiao's state at this time, she was staring at the screen with all her attention.
"Ahh! What should I do, I really like her character, she's cute and cute, and a little straightforward."
"Me too. Haha society, although my sister Jiao seldom talks, they are all golden sentences."
When it came time to sing, the screen was full of screams.
"Mother Xu Jiao loves you!"
"Sister Jiao is awesome!"
"The ears are getting pregnant!"
"This sister really wants strength and character, what should I do? I feel like I'm in love with her."
"Ahhh, hahaha, she has such a cute personality."
Zhou Lingling thought this was already Xu Jiao's highlight moment, until the video of her sitting on the ground with an ax in her hand came out.
The hahaha on the barrage never stopped.
"Hahaha, you see she is still looking around, haha, is she afraid of being discovered?"
"So cute."
At this time, Zhou Lingling also had to admit that Xu Jiao's personality... seemed to be okay.
The company originally wanted Xu Jiao to take the cool and cool style of Yujie, but now the style of painting is completely biased.
Starting from the piece of chopping firewood, Xu Jiao's shots are obviously more.
Xu Jiao became more and more anxious. Should she tell Sister Ling that she killed a sheep? It seems that female artists can't do such bloody things.
In fact, when she finished recording the show, she regretted it a bit. At that time, she went to the production team and asked if the scene of killing the sheep could be deleted.
Of course, the program team didn't agree to Xu Jiao, and said that this scene was the highlight moment of the whole program.
Xu Jiao was sent away just like that, and she was nervous all the time when she came back. She was afraid that Zhou Lingling would kill her when she saw that scene.
So he cleared his throat and said nervously, "Sister Ling, have you eaten yet? Why don't we go downstairs and I'll treat you to dinner."
Zhou Lingling looked at Xu Jiao and snorted and laughed: "Oh, the sun is shining in the west today? Why is Xu Grandet so willing to bleed profusely today? Don't rush to read it first."
Xu Jiao pursed her lips and said in a low voice, "Actually, there is nothing to see behind."
Zhou Lingling stared at Xu Jiao for a while before frowning cautiously and said, "You...why are you so panicked?"
"Ah?...That's not it." Xu Jiao hugged the pillow beside her silently as she spoke, and blocked it in front of her.
With the switching of several shots, Xu Jiao's palms kept sweating, because she knew that the next one would be her "highlight moment".
Sure enough, the camera turned to Xu Jiao. Although she didn't speak the whole time, the program crew thoughtfully subtitled her.
At this time, our classmate Xu Jiao is looking for a job.
Following the camera, I suddenly heard the voice of the director of the program group. From here on, Xu Jiao's shots were not edited at all, one shot to the end.
Even the expressions of the on-site staff were photographed, and the audience in front of the screen was on par with them at this time.
"Damn it!! It shocked me!"
"Oh my God! She stabbed me the moment she raised the knife!"
"He has a gentle and beautiful face, and he is so skilled at killing sheep."
"Haha, this sister really stimulates my brain constantly. She has done all the things that female stars can't do!"
"Haha, I really like this kind of character that doesn't pretend!"
"This is the gentle knife in the legend, but the knife kills people."
This contrast made everyone explode.
Zhou Lingling's mood also experienced several fluctuations from rage to calm.
When Xu Jiao raised the knife, Zhou Lingling felt that her scalp was numb!At that moment, she felt that the TV was all gray.
Life has been ruined, who female star doesn't show a weak and pitiful image of caring for small animals.
She is so nice!Can't wait to tell the world that she is a "man"!
"Xu Jiao, I did something wrong in my previous life, so I signed you, a freak!" Zhou Lingling looked at Xu Jiao with nothing to love.
Xu Jiao glanced at the bullet screen, then looked at the agent, and said timidly, "Sister Ling, I'm praised on the bullet screen."
Zhou Lingling: "..."
This breath choked her throat, Zhou Lingling turned her head to look at the screen in doubt.
"Fuck, a girl like this is too sexy!"
"The sense of contrast is so strong!"
"My God, it only took her 8 minutes to kill the sheep, 6666!"
"Love love!"
More people were attracted by her sense of contrast. The innocent and cute sweet girl who was still smiling one second ended the life of the sheep with a click the next.
Moreover, this type has never appeared in the entertainment industry before. Rare things are more expensive. The video of Xu Jiao slaughtering sheep on the night of the show became a trending search.
No one expected that the playback volume of this short video would exceed [-] million!
The number of Xu Jiao's fans has grown steadily, and it has surpassed one million, which is even higher than the popularity brought by the competition.
Not to mention Zhou Lingling, even the boss was dumbfounded, and called Xu Jiao into the office the next day. At this time, he looked at Xu Jiao as if he was looking at a Bodhisattva.
Xu Jiao was a little uncomfortable being stared at by the boss. She glanced at Zhou Lingling and saw that she didn't respond, then turned her head and whispered: "Boss, what do you want me to do?"
Sitting on the chair, the boss never closed his mouth and waved his hand: "Didn't you say on the show that I wouldn't give you pots? Haha, your boss, I'm not such a picky person. I pick what I like, and the company will reimburse me."
Hearing this, Xu Jiao was overjoyed: "Is it really possible? The rent, water, electricity, taxi, and takeout fees... Oh, yes, I also keep the small receipts for the things I bought in the supermarket. Do you report all these? Are you looking for finance?"
Very good!Finally, I don't have to take money out by myself.
Xu Jiao's happy eyes were slightly curved like crescent moons.
Boss: ... Who said Xu Jiao is 'real'!This is simply a gold swallowing beast.
Zhou Lingling looked around, but she didn't dare to meet the boss's eyes. She had already said that Xu Jiao was a little money fanatic.
After Xu Jiao finished speaking, seeing that both the agent and the boss were silent, she swallowed, what's the matter, didn't they say they would all be reimbursed?
The corners of her mouth slowly drooped again, and her tone was a little depressed: "Can't these be reimbursed?"
The boss smiled happily: "You can report it! Is the company such a stingy person, and is your house about to expire? Ask your sister Ling to replace it with one you like, and the company will pay for it."
"Ah... there is such a good thing." Xu Jiao really felt that this was like a pie falling from the sky.
The boss narrowed his eyes and continued: "What is this? When you compete in two days, I will buy you a promotion to ensure that your popularity will not drop. I will also say hello to your mentor. If there is no problem, the champion will be the winner." Yours, when the time comes, the company will accept two endorsements for you, and I can guarantee that within half a year, you will be able to make money and get soft."
"Don't talk about renting a house at that time, you can buy a big villa in Kyoto without any problem!" The boss gave Zhou Lingling another wink after speaking.
Zhou Lingling understood, and then the boss said: "Yes, Jiaojiao, you don't know yet, the company has already organized a professional team for you, and you will be the first sister of our company in the future."
Xu Jiao listened to his talk for a long time, worried that they were thirsty, silently passed two glasses of water, looked at the two with clean eyes, and said in a very serious tone: "I don't want to be a sister, I just want to make money. "
The boss took a deep breath. He felt that he might have a heart attack if he continued talking with Xu Jiao.
On the other hand, Zhou Lingling, who is used to Xu Jiao's unreasonable playing of cards, still smiled: "As long as you keep being popular, you will keep making money."
"Oh."
Only by being popular can you make money, and if you can be popular by singing and slaughtering sheep, you can be popular all the time. Does that mean that if I continue to show my skills, I will always be popular?
Xu Jiao can't wait to unlock all the skills in the system!Now that I have more than 100 million fans, I seem to be able to turn on the acting function.
Something to do tonight!Thinking of this, Xu Jiao smiled unconsciously.
The boss and manager thought they had convinced Xu Jiao, but they didn't know that she didn't want to rely on them at all.
(End of this chapter)
It was the first time to participate in Longing for Life, and Xu Jiao, who had no sense of variety, performed so-so.
But fortunately, her pure personality and the fact that she killed a sheep in 8 minutes added a lot of points to her.
After hastily recording the program, he returned to his original life.
The show didn't seem to have any impact on her life.
Until a week later, the day the show premiered.
Zhou Lingling dragged Xu Jiao to squat in front of the TV, and she repeatedly asked to make sure: "You didn't talk nonsense on the show, did you?"
Xu Jiao shook her head seriously.
"Don't worry, I simply answered a few questions, and other times I just ate a leg of lamb. I didn't do anything else."
Seeing Xu Jiao was so determined, Zhou Lingling felt relieved to watch the show.
At the beginning of the show, the flow is normal, but Xu Jiao's focus is not on the show, but on the barrage of netizens.
"Why are there so few Xu Jiao scenes?"
"Yeah, she's so quiet!"
"Maybe the newcomers are a little nervous."
"Zhang Yixing is so handsome! Teacher He is also so gentle."
Zhou Lingling stared at the scene of Xu Jiao's appearance seriously. When she saw Xu Jiao seriously saying that the company would not buy the pot in front of the camera, she immediately exploded.
Frowning, he reprimanded: "Xu Jiao! How can you say such words that affect the company's image!"
Then, in the next second, the bullet screen was full of watery hahaha.
Basically, they all praised Xu Jiao.
"I can't laugh anymore, why is this sister so funny?"
"Hahaha, the reason why I don't cook is that the company is not willing to buy pots for me!"
"Haha, it's the first time I've seen an artist openly "criticize" the company's cheating on the show. Haha, will her boss give the blame to Xu Jiao's family overnight?"
"I can't tell that Xu Jiao has such a sense of humor."
After Zhou Lingling saw those bullet screens, her anger disappeared immediately, and her tone changed 180 degrees: "I was joking just now. By the way, you didn't complain about the company anymore except for this sentence, right?"
"No more." Xu Jiao replied in a low voice, hugging the pillow in the sofa and shrinking her neck.
Zhou Lingling glanced at Xu Jiao out of the corner of her eyes, why did this sound a bit watery.
Sure enough, Zhou Lingling's heart hadn't calmed down for 2 minutes, and she heard Xu Jiao burst out with a golden sentence: "Dating love will delay my career!"
...Zhou Lingling felt that her nerves were relaxed. Is this quite level.
Seeing Zhou Lingling's expression, Xu Jiao trembled a little when she thought of the video of killing a sheep...she wanted to escape.
She quietly put away her legs, trying to form a ball for herself.
Zhou Lingling didn't pay attention to Xu Jiao's state at this time, she was staring at the screen with all her attention.
"Ahh! What should I do, I really like her character, she's cute and cute, and a little straightforward."
"Me too. Haha society, although my sister Jiao seldom talks, they are all golden sentences."
When it came time to sing, the screen was full of screams.
"Mother Xu Jiao loves you!"
"Sister Jiao is awesome!"
"The ears are getting pregnant!"
"This sister really wants strength and character, what should I do? I feel like I'm in love with her."
"Ahhh, hahaha, she has such a cute personality."
Zhou Lingling thought this was already Xu Jiao's highlight moment, until the video of her sitting on the ground with an ax in her hand came out.
The hahaha on the barrage never stopped.
"Hahaha, you see she is still looking around, haha, is she afraid of being discovered?"
"So cute."
At this time, Zhou Lingling also had to admit that Xu Jiao's personality... seemed to be okay.
The company originally wanted Xu Jiao to take the cool and cool style of Yujie, but now the style of painting is completely biased.
Starting from the piece of chopping firewood, Xu Jiao's shots are obviously more.
Xu Jiao became more and more anxious. Should she tell Sister Ling that she killed a sheep? It seems that female artists can't do such bloody things.
In fact, when she finished recording the show, she regretted it a bit. At that time, she went to the production team and asked if the scene of killing the sheep could be deleted.
Of course, the program team didn't agree to Xu Jiao, and said that this scene was the highlight moment of the whole program.
Xu Jiao was sent away just like that, and she was nervous all the time when she came back. She was afraid that Zhou Lingling would kill her when she saw that scene.
So he cleared his throat and said nervously, "Sister Ling, have you eaten yet? Why don't we go downstairs and I'll treat you to dinner."
Zhou Lingling looked at Xu Jiao and snorted and laughed: "Oh, the sun is shining in the west today? Why is Xu Grandet so willing to bleed profusely today? Don't rush to read it first."
Xu Jiao pursed her lips and said in a low voice, "Actually, there is nothing to see behind."
Zhou Lingling stared at Xu Jiao for a while before frowning cautiously and said, "You...why are you so panicked?"
"Ah?...That's not it." Xu Jiao hugged the pillow beside her silently as she spoke, and blocked it in front of her.
With the switching of several shots, Xu Jiao's palms kept sweating, because she knew that the next one would be her "highlight moment".
Sure enough, the camera turned to Xu Jiao. Although she didn't speak the whole time, the program crew thoughtfully subtitled her.
At this time, our classmate Xu Jiao is looking for a job.
Following the camera, I suddenly heard the voice of the director of the program group. From here on, Xu Jiao's shots were not edited at all, one shot to the end.
Even the expressions of the on-site staff were photographed, and the audience in front of the screen was on par with them at this time.
"Damn it!! It shocked me!"
"Oh my God! She stabbed me the moment she raised the knife!"
"He has a gentle and beautiful face, and he is so skilled at killing sheep."
"Haha, this sister really stimulates my brain constantly. She has done all the things that female stars can't do!"
"Haha, I really like this kind of character that doesn't pretend!"
"This is the gentle knife in the legend, but the knife kills people."
This contrast made everyone explode.
Zhou Lingling's mood also experienced several fluctuations from rage to calm.
When Xu Jiao raised the knife, Zhou Lingling felt that her scalp was numb!At that moment, she felt that the TV was all gray.
Life has been ruined, who female star doesn't show a weak and pitiful image of caring for small animals.
She is so nice!Can't wait to tell the world that she is a "man"!
"Xu Jiao, I did something wrong in my previous life, so I signed you, a freak!" Zhou Lingling looked at Xu Jiao with nothing to love.
Xu Jiao glanced at the bullet screen, then looked at the agent, and said timidly, "Sister Ling, I'm praised on the bullet screen."
Zhou Lingling: "..."
This breath choked her throat, Zhou Lingling turned her head to look at the screen in doubt.
"Fuck, a girl like this is too sexy!"
"The sense of contrast is so strong!"
"My God, it only took her 8 minutes to kill the sheep, 6666!"
"Love love!"
More people were attracted by her sense of contrast. The innocent and cute sweet girl who was still smiling one second ended the life of the sheep with a click the next.
Moreover, this type has never appeared in the entertainment industry before. Rare things are more expensive. The video of Xu Jiao slaughtering sheep on the night of the show became a trending search.
No one expected that the playback volume of this short video would exceed [-] million!
The number of Xu Jiao's fans has grown steadily, and it has surpassed one million, which is even higher than the popularity brought by the competition.
Not to mention Zhou Lingling, even the boss was dumbfounded, and called Xu Jiao into the office the next day. At this time, he looked at Xu Jiao as if he was looking at a Bodhisattva.
Xu Jiao was a little uncomfortable being stared at by the boss. She glanced at Zhou Lingling and saw that she didn't respond, then turned her head and whispered: "Boss, what do you want me to do?"
Sitting on the chair, the boss never closed his mouth and waved his hand: "Didn't you say on the show that I wouldn't give you pots? Haha, your boss, I'm not such a picky person. I pick what I like, and the company will reimburse me."
Hearing this, Xu Jiao was overjoyed: "Is it really possible? The rent, water, electricity, taxi, and takeout fees... Oh, yes, I also keep the small receipts for the things I bought in the supermarket. Do you report all these? Are you looking for finance?"
Very good!Finally, I don't have to take money out by myself.
Xu Jiao's happy eyes were slightly curved like crescent moons.
Boss: ... Who said Xu Jiao is 'real'!This is simply a gold swallowing beast.
Zhou Lingling looked around, but she didn't dare to meet the boss's eyes. She had already said that Xu Jiao was a little money fanatic.
After Xu Jiao finished speaking, seeing that both the agent and the boss were silent, she swallowed, what's the matter, didn't they say they would all be reimbursed?
The corners of her mouth slowly drooped again, and her tone was a little depressed: "Can't these be reimbursed?"
The boss smiled happily: "You can report it! Is the company such a stingy person, and is your house about to expire? Ask your sister Ling to replace it with one you like, and the company will pay for it."
"Ah... there is such a good thing." Xu Jiao really felt that this was like a pie falling from the sky.
The boss narrowed his eyes and continued: "What is this? When you compete in two days, I will buy you a promotion to ensure that your popularity will not drop. I will also say hello to your mentor. If there is no problem, the champion will be the winner." Yours, when the time comes, the company will accept two endorsements for you, and I can guarantee that within half a year, you will be able to make money and get soft."
"Don't talk about renting a house at that time, you can buy a big villa in Kyoto without any problem!" The boss gave Zhou Lingling another wink after speaking.
Zhou Lingling understood, and then the boss said: "Yes, Jiaojiao, you don't know yet, the company has already organized a professional team for you, and you will be the first sister of our company in the future."
Xu Jiao listened to his talk for a long time, worried that they were thirsty, silently passed two glasses of water, looked at the two with clean eyes, and said in a very serious tone: "I don't want to be a sister, I just want to make money. "
The boss took a deep breath. He felt that he might have a heart attack if he continued talking with Xu Jiao.
On the other hand, Zhou Lingling, who is used to Xu Jiao's unreasonable playing of cards, still smiled: "As long as you keep being popular, you will keep making money."
"Oh."
Only by being popular can you make money, and if you can be popular by singing and slaughtering sheep, you can be popular all the time. Does that mean that if I continue to show my skills, I will always be popular?
Xu Jiao can't wait to unlock all the skills in the system!Now that I have more than 100 million fans, I seem to be able to turn on the acting function.
Something to do tonight!Thinking of this, Xu Jiao smiled unconsciously.
The boss and manager thought they had convinced Xu Jiao, but they didn't know that she didn't want to rely on them at all.
(End of this chapter)
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