Chapter 10 Eighteen Ways to Get in Jail
"Name?"
"[Reverse smoking like a fairy]."
"Name!"
"[Reverse smoking like a fairy], I'm serious, I'm not kidding."
"gender?"
"Can't you see? I can take my pants off."
"Okay, Mr. Fan... In view of the fact that you are near the fourth branch of the Giant Spirit Glory Company, you have committed common crimes such as blocking company employees and dancing, attempting to spy on customers, pouring water on automatic machine guns, and trying to set the clothes of guards on guard on fire. Eighteen counts, and you are hereby sentenced to prison until you admit your mistake."
"I accept."
The smoker stretched out his hands frankly, allowing the guards of the Giant Spirit Glory Company to take him to the underground prison.
"Does this really work? I feel like he's not normal here." The male guard pointed to his temple.
The female clerk who read out the verdict said in a low voice: "Go through the process. What else can you do? Let this black household do small damage everywhere for fun?"
……
underground prison.
"Hold on!" The guard locked the prison door.
"Ah, the small bars," the smoker shook his head, "ah, I lost my freedom."
[I hiccupped from laughing so hard]
[Anchor Achievement: The first person to go to prison in this game]
[Did anyone notice the guard's expression as if he saw Xiang?]
[The anchor's imagination is amazing, and it really succeeded]
The smoker sat on the ground and cleared his throat: "I'm giving you the song "Tears Behind the Bars."
【What ancient song】
[Has anyone noticed that the power of the Giant Spirit Glory Company is too great?]
[I think that in Giant Spirit City, Giant Spirit Glory Company is the boss]
Called by the tragic singing of the game anchor, many prisoners woke up from their daze and sleep.
Bang!
A man with a knife scar on his face kicked the cell door.
He knocked on the cell door with his fist again, making a loud noise: "Enough, shut up!"
"My brother," said the smoker, "I am a Buddha who saves sentient beings with mercy. What crime did you commit to come here?"
"none of your business!"
The smoker pretended to be sad: "There is no limit to the sea of bitterness, it's the shore when you turn back."
【Pretending to be real, but too fat】
[Although I smoke, drink and eat fried chicken, I am still a good mage]
【Gatling Bodhisattva Pursues All Beings】
"He is just a street gangster," said a prisoner in the cell next to him. "A company employee dumped his sister and even cheated on her. He was so angry that he beat the company employee. No, he still wants to stay here." Squat for half a month."
The smoker nodded: "I would do the same thing if it were me."
Hearing the game anchor's words, the man with the scar softened his tone: "I hit him? He used the prosthetic body to fight with me. This is the case with the giant spirit glory company. Only the company's people are people, and the others are them. livestock."
"Look at him," the man with the scar pointed at the prisoner who spoke just now, "The cyber hacker, his skills are not bad, he took a task to spy on the lover of a high-level employee, and he was imprisoned here for no apparent reason."
The cyber hacker is very leisurely: "I'm just going through the motions. My client will get me out in a few days. After all, I'm still doing things for the company, and this is just an internal conflict."
The smoker suddenly felt that this place was full of talents.
"What about you?" he asked the others.
"I'm a mercenary, and my teammates sold me out. After I get out, I plan to go it alone."
"Wandering on the wasteland, you can call me when you go to the wasteland to play in the future."
"To be more professional, they are called technical experts. Repairing cars, repairing automatic machine guns, anyway, as long as it is mechanical, I can always get two."
"Prosthetic doctor."
The whole prison fell silent.
"Prosthetic doctor?" The cyber hacker looked in disbelief, "You are a prosthetic doctor, who dares to let you in? Those company people are eager to attract more good doctors, how can they do such a thing?"
"It's really nothing," the prosthetic doctor said indifferently. "I just drank two sips of high-alcohol alcohol during the operation. In fact, my hand is still very steady, but my patient was so frightened that he went into cardiac arrest."
The whole prison fell silent again.
【ah this】
【I am almost laughable】
[Just took two sips of high-strength wine]
"You are all talents from all walks of life," Smokey said with emotion, "It is a kind of fate that we gather here today."
[Street gangsters, cyber hackers, mercenaries, homeless, technical experts, prosthetic doctors, if they are released in one go, they will definitely be a dangerous gang]
[It was exposed, it should be called the team]
【Learning new technology in prison】
[Technical exchanges from all walks of life to improve the level of doing things]
The cyber hacker looked at the smoker: "What about you? How did you get in."
"I just danced a square dance, played hide-and-seek with the front desk of the Giant Spirit Glory Company, repaired the big gun barrel, disposed of dry garbage, etc., and did nothing major."
The cyber hacker lowered his head: "Everyone, please exchange contact information with me. Those who are imprisoned here will basically not last long. Make one more friend and have another way in the future."
In the pupil of his left eye, rows of data were scanned.
[Unknown signal request access... yes/no]
Can you do this?
The smoker was shocked.
He looked at the prompt that appeared on the system and chose "Yes".
A unique signal belonging to a smoker, automatically uploaded to the hacker's artificial brain.
【You have created a contact】
【Name: An Liu】
【Occupation: Cyber Hacker】
[System prompt: You can communicate with contacts through mobile phones or other terminal devices]
"Nice!" The smoker thought his trip was worthwhile.
"Hey," the technologist said to the smoker, "would you be interested in hanging out with me when you get out?"
[Have you changed your job to: technical expert? 】
The smoker's heart beat wildly: "Yes, very, very much!"
Sure enough, hard work will definitely bring rewards, after all, he is in the game.
[You have successfully changed your job to: technical expert]
[Life +3, comes with the ability to be familiar with machinery]
The smoker felt that his brain was clear, and a strange feeling was woven in his mind like a spider web.
The metal prison door had an indescribably familiar feeling in his eyes.
It seems like everything has changed, and it seems like nothing has changed.
【Open level】
【Current level: 1】
[Strength: 5, Dexterity: 5, Life: 8, Constitution: 5]
It turns out that this game is not without levels, but that everyone only had the default level zero before, and there was no level panel.
The barrage in the live broadcast room has really turned into a barrage, and it is still the kind on the battlefield: overwhelming and ubiquitous.
【Is this okay? 】
[Novice goal: go to jail]
[The anchor is awesome]
【? ? ? 】
[From now on, this is the Smokey Square! 】
[Awesome!The anchor is awesome! 】
On the World Channel, a full server announcement suddenly popped up:
Congratulations to the player [Reverse Smoking Like a Fairy] who is the first to complete the initial task!
The players who were moving around like huskies on Meizi Street suddenly stopped what they were doing, and rushed towards the fourth branch of the Giant Spirit Glory Company under the expressions of fear and disgust of the aborigines.
The Fourth Scourge is pouring into the prisons there.
(End of this chapter)
"Name?"
"[Reverse smoking like a fairy]."
"Name!"
"[Reverse smoking like a fairy], I'm serious, I'm not kidding."
"gender?"
"Can't you see? I can take my pants off."
"Okay, Mr. Fan... In view of the fact that you are near the fourth branch of the Giant Spirit Glory Company, you have committed common crimes such as blocking company employees and dancing, attempting to spy on customers, pouring water on automatic machine guns, and trying to set the clothes of guards on guard on fire. Eighteen counts, and you are hereby sentenced to prison until you admit your mistake."
"I accept."
The smoker stretched out his hands frankly, allowing the guards of the Giant Spirit Glory Company to take him to the underground prison.
"Does this really work? I feel like he's not normal here." The male guard pointed to his temple.
The female clerk who read out the verdict said in a low voice: "Go through the process. What else can you do? Let this black household do small damage everywhere for fun?"
……
underground prison.
"Hold on!" The guard locked the prison door.
"Ah, the small bars," the smoker shook his head, "ah, I lost my freedom."
[I hiccupped from laughing so hard]
[Anchor Achievement: The first person to go to prison in this game]
[Did anyone notice the guard's expression as if he saw Xiang?]
[The anchor's imagination is amazing, and it really succeeded]
The smoker sat on the ground and cleared his throat: "I'm giving you the song "Tears Behind the Bars."
【What ancient song】
[Has anyone noticed that the power of the Giant Spirit Glory Company is too great?]
[I think that in Giant Spirit City, Giant Spirit Glory Company is the boss]
Called by the tragic singing of the game anchor, many prisoners woke up from their daze and sleep.
Bang!
A man with a knife scar on his face kicked the cell door.
He knocked on the cell door with his fist again, making a loud noise: "Enough, shut up!"
"My brother," said the smoker, "I am a Buddha who saves sentient beings with mercy. What crime did you commit to come here?"
"none of your business!"
The smoker pretended to be sad: "There is no limit to the sea of bitterness, it's the shore when you turn back."
【Pretending to be real, but too fat】
[Although I smoke, drink and eat fried chicken, I am still a good mage]
【Gatling Bodhisattva Pursues All Beings】
"He is just a street gangster," said a prisoner in the cell next to him. "A company employee dumped his sister and even cheated on her. He was so angry that he beat the company employee. No, he still wants to stay here." Squat for half a month."
The smoker nodded: "I would do the same thing if it were me."
Hearing the game anchor's words, the man with the scar softened his tone: "I hit him? He used the prosthetic body to fight with me. This is the case with the giant spirit glory company. Only the company's people are people, and the others are them. livestock."
"Look at him," the man with the scar pointed at the prisoner who spoke just now, "The cyber hacker, his skills are not bad, he took a task to spy on the lover of a high-level employee, and he was imprisoned here for no apparent reason."
The cyber hacker is very leisurely: "I'm just going through the motions. My client will get me out in a few days. After all, I'm still doing things for the company, and this is just an internal conflict."
The smoker suddenly felt that this place was full of talents.
"What about you?" he asked the others.
"I'm a mercenary, and my teammates sold me out. After I get out, I plan to go it alone."
"Wandering on the wasteland, you can call me when you go to the wasteland to play in the future."
"To be more professional, they are called technical experts. Repairing cars, repairing automatic machine guns, anyway, as long as it is mechanical, I can always get two."
"Prosthetic doctor."
The whole prison fell silent.
"Prosthetic doctor?" The cyber hacker looked in disbelief, "You are a prosthetic doctor, who dares to let you in? Those company people are eager to attract more good doctors, how can they do such a thing?"
"It's really nothing," the prosthetic doctor said indifferently. "I just drank two sips of high-alcohol alcohol during the operation. In fact, my hand is still very steady, but my patient was so frightened that he went into cardiac arrest."
The whole prison fell silent again.
【ah this】
【I am almost laughable】
[Just took two sips of high-strength wine]
"You are all talents from all walks of life," Smokey said with emotion, "It is a kind of fate that we gather here today."
[Street gangsters, cyber hackers, mercenaries, homeless, technical experts, prosthetic doctors, if they are released in one go, they will definitely be a dangerous gang]
[It was exposed, it should be called the team]
【Learning new technology in prison】
[Technical exchanges from all walks of life to improve the level of doing things]
The cyber hacker looked at the smoker: "What about you? How did you get in."
"I just danced a square dance, played hide-and-seek with the front desk of the Giant Spirit Glory Company, repaired the big gun barrel, disposed of dry garbage, etc., and did nothing major."
The cyber hacker lowered his head: "Everyone, please exchange contact information with me. Those who are imprisoned here will basically not last long. Make one more friend and have another way in the future."
In the pupil of his left eye, rows of data were scanned.
[Unknown signal request access... yes/no]
Can you do this?
The smoker was shocked.
He looked at the prompt that appeared on the system and chose "Yes".
A unique signal belonging to a smoker, automatically uploaded to the hacker's artificial brain.
【You have created a contact】
【Name: An Liu】
【Occupation: Cyber Hacker】
[System prompt: You can communicate with contacts through mobile phones or other terminal devices]
"Nice!" The smoker thought his trip was worthwhile.
"Hey," the technologist said to the smoker, "would you be interested in hanging out with me when you get out?"
[Have you changed your job to: technical expert? 】
The smoker's heart beat wildly: "Yes, very, very much!"
Sure enough, hard work will definitely bring rewards, after all, he is in the game.
[You have successfully changed your job to: technical expert]
[Life +3, comes with the ability to be familiar with machinery]
The smoker felt that his brain was clear, and a strange feeling was woven in his mind like a spider web.
The metal prison door had an indescribably familiar feeling in his eyes.
It seems like everything has changed, and it seems like nothing has changed.
【Open level】
【Current level: 1】
[Strength: 5, Dexterity: 5, Life: 8, Constitution: 5]
It turns out that this game is not without levels, but that everyone only had the default level zero before, and there was no level panel.
The barrage in the live broadcast room has really turned into a barrage, and it is still the kind on the battlefield: overwhelming and ubiquitous.
【Is this okay? 】
[Novice goal: go to jail]
[The anchor is awesome]
【? ? ? 】
[From now on, this is the Smokey Square! 】
[Awesome!The anchor is awesome! 】
On the World Channel, a full server announcement suddenly popped up:
Congratulations to the player [Reverse Smoking Like a Fairy] who is the first to complete the initial task!
The players who were moving around like huskies on Meizi Street suddenly stopped what they were doing, and rushed towards the fourth branch of the Giant Spirit Glory Company under the expressions of fear and disgust of the aborigines.
The Fourth Scourge is pouring into the prisons there.
(End of this chapter)
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