Stop it Cybermen, it's full of gamers

Chapter 9 The Fourth Natural Disaster Begins From the Toilet

[Main task: Establish a novice area]

[Selected location: Meizi Street Warehouse District]

[Unlocked location: Warehouse No. 66, Meizi Street Warehouse District]

[Difficulty: High Risk]

[All players please gather at this location: Meizi Street public toilet]

A company person is about to go out after using the toilet.

He suddenly found a person walking out of the squatting pit next to him.

The man looked left and right, behaving strangely.

"He won't be suffering from cyberpsychosis?" The company person is about to leave immediately.

Snapped!
Another man with strange behavior came out from another squatting pit.

The company man frowned.

In less than three seconds, a large number of unknown people suddenly came out of the squatting pit, filling the entire men's toilet.

"Please insert coins or swipe cards, please insert coins or swipe cards! Please use this product when going to the toilet, to give you the best experience! The glory of the giant spirit, the ultimate quality!"

The intelligent machine in the pit kept shouting, and the cheerful voice was like the whisper of a devil in the ears of the company staff.

"This place is full, go to another birth point!"

"Don't squeeze me, what if I get squeezed through the mold!"

"How can there be female players? Aren't you supposed to be born in the women's restroom? My God, you have an Adam's apple and you're still a man, so why are you wearing a dress? It's still a princess dress!"

The company staff kept backing away, and finally shrank in the corner of the toilet, shivering.

This group of people said things he couldn't understand and did things he couldn't understand.

"This person doesn't have a nickname on his head, he's an NPC!"

"Oh--"

A large group of players gathered around.

From the perspective of the company people, it was more than 60 heads staring at him together, showing incomprehensible smiles together.

"Cyber ​​mental patients," the company staff's pupils kept shrinking, and they were extremely nervous. "A large group of cyber mental patients! Help!"

He convulsed and passed out.

"Why don't you move?"

"Where's the blood bar? Are you still alive?"

"Still breathing."

"Gentlemen, I have an idea."

Players began to deal with the comatose company people.

Boutique suits for corporate people +1
Company people's boutique suit pants +1
Company people's fine leather shoes +1
"A mission to do!"

"Task!"

The players rushed out of the toilet excitedly.

"Please insert coins or swipe cards, please insert coins or swipe cards! Please use this product when going to the toilet, to give you the best experience! The glory of the giant spirit, the ultimate quality!"

In the empty toilets, only the comatose company staff remained.

……

"Wow!" A player opened his eyes wide, stroking the delicate lines on the trunk of the green plum tree.

"Wow!" Another player squatted down, picked up a fistful of soil, and then dug a hole on the ground that was indistinguishable from reality.

"Wow!" There was another player lying on the ground and began to roll along the slightly sloped slope.

clap clap clap!
A player clapped his hands and climbed onto the high platform, uttering bold words: "Masters, we finally came to this real world, we must not disappoint our destiny!"

He grabbed his trousers and pushed them down—

In addition to his trousers, he also had a black tights, which he couldn't take off no matter what.

"It's even more perverted." He looked at his black tights and smiled even bigger, "I like it so much!"

The player who rolled down the slope finally stopped rolling in front of a car.

He got up, smiled hard, and showed his white teeth to the people in the car.

In the car, the woman sitting on the co-pilot opened her mouth wide and screamed; while the driver backed away quickly with a cold face.

"I knew it would be like this."

[Supreme Mad Young] Come out from the women's toilet.

She rested her forehead with her hand, then shook her head.

Those players have already begun to break off the branches of green plum trees to make short spears.

The 50 meters near the public toilet on Meizi Street became barren of grass in just 10 minutes.

Instead, a group of fun people dressed themselves as ancient chiefs.

Neon lights and airships are put together with this group of players, which has a strong flavor of magical reality.

"Masters!" The players who kept saying "Masters" raised their arms and shouted, "I am one step ahead! Long live "Cyber ​​Psychosis"!"

He pulled up his trousers, opened his arms to the sky, and ran excitedly towards the downtown area of ​​Plum Street.

Seeing Zhu Jun's performance, the players fell silent.

The next moment, they smiled and ran happily to the downtown.

Apparently, yet another group of natives is going crazy.

"Does no one want to do the main mission?" [Supreme Crazy Young Master] sighed.

"Let's have enough fun first." A male voice sounded behind her.

【Supreme Crazy Young Master】Turn your head.

"Oh, so it's you," she stared at the nickname on the cute boy's head, "No.1 in popularity on the forum, the guy who sticks his ass at the Berserker."

"Ha," the cute boy smiled kindly, "Then how did you escape from the arena?"

【Supreme Crazy Young Master】At a loss for words.

She also used the shameful method of a cute boy to sneak in.

"Then... where did the smoker go?" [Supreme Crazy Young Master] found a topic, "Before I came in, I was still watching his live broadcast."

The cute boy took out his sunglasses from his trouser pocket and put them on his face: "The smoker said that he is going to visit the branch of the Giant Glory company in the fourth district. The fourth district is here, and it is a large area."

"That's it. Anyway, I have nothing to do, I'm going shopping."

【Supreme Crazy Young Master】Turn around and leave.

"Hey!"

She heard voices behind her and stopped.

"I can't call you 'Supreme Kuang Shao'?"

"Anyway... I like potatoes very much... Forget it, just order it casually."

"Okay, Tudou girl."

Potato girl suddenly felt bad.

Her sixth sense told her that the nickname might stay with her forever.

"never mind."

……

Plum Street is busy.

"Oh--"

A player squatted on the ground and saw the street vendor's table from bottom to top, then slowly stood up and stared at the products on the table.

"What do you need?" The muscles of the vendor tensed up, ready to knock down the abnormal person in front of him with a punch.

"It's so delicate, it doesn't look like a game at all."

The player's face is getting closer and closer to that of the vendor.

"Go away!"

The vendor knocked the player down with a punch: "Are you sick?"

【HP: 4】

"Wow!" The player fell to the ground with a happy expression, "It feels so real to be beaten."

Hearing the player's words, the stall owner felt cold all over his body.

He thinks he's running into a highly dangerous cyberpsychopath.

"I need to call a few people, maybe I need to invite the mobile team to come." The vendor took out his mobile phone.

He turned his head inadvertently, and suddenly found a scene that broke him down:
A large group of equally neurotic people came to his booth.

For a time, chickens and dogs jumped.

Why do some people think that it is feasible to put the goods in their pockets in front of the stallholders, and then take them out and say they want to sell them?
Why would someone always have to cut his hair?
Why would anyone want to steal in front of him?
Are these humanoid creatures really human?
The stall operator was tortured to the point of collapse, so he simply left the stall and ran away.

The unowned items on the stall naturally belonged to the players.

"Ah—" the vendor shouted while running, like a cyber-psychopath, "Help——"

(End of this chapter)