Stop it Cybermen, it's full of gamers

Chapter 58 Improvisation
Full taxis turned on their low beams and drove up from the underground garage.

"Guests, you are too depressed," said Bang Bang Jiang on the screen, "Bang Bang Sauce can sing for the guests."

The sweet and hollow female voice is melodious and pleasant.

It's just that mechanically acting cute makes Tudou girl feel strange and weird.

Just like a little girl who always smiles sweetly, one day suddenly squats on the ground and cries.When you ask her what happened, she just shakes her head slightly and says it's okay, "It's just another human skin, little sister".

"Why don't the guests talk? Is it because Bang Bang Jiang doesn't sing well?" The hollow and sweet voice was full of grievances, "Do the guests still like fast-paced street performances? Bang Bang Sauce can improvise."

There was a group of footsteps ahead.

"Yes, there's another vent here, almost forgot," one said.

"Block here, there will be no loopholes," said another person, "The boss is still preparing poisonous smoke, and he is really angry that he came this time."

"Hey! Stop! Stop! I said stop!"

The taxi stops.

A group of people gathered around.

Half of them were holding various guns, and the remaining half were holding various metal sticks. It was obvious at first glance that they were taken from abandoned factories, and they were all rusty.

"People inside!" A man with an afro hair dyed lavender shone a flashlight into the car, "Get out of the car!"

Potato girl was uncomfortable under the glare of the light.

"The performance, let's start!" Bang Bang Jiang played the rhythmic music in the car.

The tint of the car windows gradually darkened until the glare of the flashlights outside was no longer blinding.

"What are you doing!" The man with purple afro kicked the taxi door.

Hearing the sound of the machine turning, he raised his head, and suddenly saw a black muzzle protruding from the roof of the car.

One two, bang bang!Bang bang sauce!

Three four, bang bang!Bang bang sauce!
Boom Boom raised its pink machine gun and aimed it at the gang member next to him.

The man with the purple afro was instantly beaten to pieces.

But from the car window, the human tissue is an alluring pale pink.

Let's bang bang!bang bang bang!

The gang members blast off pink fireworks.

Their bullet hit the window of the taxi, but the window was not damaged at all. Instead, sparks sparked brilliantly with the bullet, as if adding to the fun of this impromptu performance.

You are my bang bang!Bang bang sauce!

Bang bang every day!Bang bang sauce!

The taxi cleared the way.

Its four wheels passed on the pink mosaic.

In the taxi, Tudou girl swayed with the body of the car, and so did the others.

She turned her head and saw the pink tire tracks of the taxi through the rear window.

"What is that! Stop that car!"

Gang members were drawn to the gunfire.

They took cover and tried to attack the tires of the taxi.

However, although the dense bullets eliminated part of the tire black powder, most of the remaining parts can still be driven.

"Why are the tires on this car solid!"

A gang member in yellow clothes stood on a high place and brought a rocket launcher. Before the rocket was loaded, he was aimed by a pink machine gun and smashed into a sieve.

Her body fell and was run over by a taxi with upbeat music playing outside.

Yes!bang bang!
That's right!bang bang!
Together!bang bang!

Pink machine guns spin on the roof, spewing deadly fireworks.

The gang members were suppressed by firepower and did not dare to stand up.

"Go and notify the boss! Just say that an armed vehicle has appeared in the garage, no, say that a tank is coming! A tank disguised as a taxi!"

bang bang!why?

bang bang!why?

bang bang!Of course it's me!

The taxi drove past the sloping bunker and circled mischievously on a plateau, like a little girl standing on one leg and turning her dancing skirt,

It's just that what catches people's attention is not the beautiful skirt, but the bullet that harvests life.

The bullets took the gang members' eyeballs, and then rushed into their brains, blasting brilliant blue sparks from the back of their skulls.

On the way out, blue and pink mosaics are everywhere.

Bang bang every day!Bang bang sauce!

You are my bang bang!Bang bang sauce!

"Roar!"

Behind the taxi, the furious leader of the Fire Gang ran wildly.

His clothes were torn by machine gun bullets, revealing the high-grade protective plate with metallic luster underneath.

The impact of the bullets only slowed down the leader of the Fire Gang slightly - the weight of his own body, plus the weight of the prosthetic body, can already greatly reduce the impact.

"Give me a—"

He overtook the taxi, which had been slowed considerably by the cover, and raised the car with his arms.

The singing of bang bang sauce stopped.

A sweet and hollow voice sounded in the car: "It's disgusting! Lift up the girl's skirt, and all you want to see are perverts!"

A thick gun barrel sticks out from the chassis of the taxi... In fact, this caliber is already considered a cannon.

The leader of the Fire Gang raised his head, saw the gun barrel, and shouted: "I'm a ****!"

Even he, who is well-informed, never thought that someone would install a gun barrel on the bottom of the car.

Rumble!
With a loud noise, the leader of the Fire Gang flew out and knocked down two gang members.

A small crater was blown out of his head.

The leader covered his head with a pained look on his face.

The taxi shook its tail and sped up to get out of the abandoned factory.

"Go straight ahead for 50 meters, then turn left, and keep right," said the sweet and hollow female voice, "go straight for another 200 meters, and you will arrive at your destination! Guests, what do you think of Bang Bang Sauce's performance? Is it super? Super cute isn't it?"

The smoker rubbed his chubby face, and the live broadcast room was filled with the audience's amazement and complaints.

He was greatly stimulated just now and felt his brain buzzing.

A taxi, well, Boom Sauce, as a sap, firmly considers himself a girl, and has a pink machine gun on its head, a barrel in the chassis, and a body as rigid as a tank.

"...very cute." The smoker said something against his will.

"Then, this guest, please rate Bang Bang Sauce with a maximum of five points." The anime face was on the screen, blinking a pair of big eyes.

The smoker always feels that if he gives a bad review, a bunch of muzzles will suddenly appear in the car and surround him, killing him instantly without a place to bury him.

"Five points, definitely five points!" He nodded.

"That's great," Bang Bang Jiang on the screen poked his cheeks with two index fingers, "Since the new operation of Bang Bang Sauce's network, no customer has given a rating below five points."

The smoker thought, maybe all the guests who gave a rating below five would have been labeled as a mixture of blue and pink.

"We have arrived at our destination, guests, please get off with your belongings."

The four got out of the car immediately.

They turned their heads and saw the pink machine gun with the roof retracted, and the bang bang sauce taxi whose windows became transparent again, disguised as an ordinary car and driving into the traffic flow.

【Shocking my mother for 100 years】

【Yes, I'm in love with you, bang bang sauce! 】

【Violent loli, you deserve it】

"Can you get in the car?"

The driver of the answering car poked his head out from the driver's seat: "The members of the Fire Gang are coming after us!"

(End of this chapter)