Rebirth 2002: Chic Life

Chapter 406 This Is Life

Wu Dong also had the experience of being in close contact with snakes. I can’t remember which year he went to the wildlife park to take a photo with a golden python. The staff repeatedly assured that the golden python is very gentle and does not bite...

He dared to touch the snake's tail, and the price was 20 yuan plus the cold sweat on his back.

The snake in front of me erected its upper body for nearly one meter, and there was no need to judge whether its head was rhombus-shaped or triangular-shaped. This was the mountain peak that Dazhi mentioned.

For a moment, Dazhi could only "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh", and it was too late to help.

"Crack, shit, shit, shit, let you taste my Nokia!!!"

At that moment, Wu Dong stuffed Nokia into the snake's mouth with lightning speed.

The snake was dumbfounded, what kind of thing is this, the hard one is still standing upright!
Dynamic Vision!
The potential of the human body has not been fully stimulated. The column "Into Pseudoscience" once said that there are children who can lift a car at a time of crisis, and there are old women who gave birth to twins after 20 years of menopause...

Wu Dong now feels that he has a dynamic vision,
Because the speed of this snake is extremely slow!
That's it?Wu Dong easily stuffed the Nokia into it, then swung the snake's tail, "Papapa, papapa, papapa..."

Dazhi was stunned, and muttered to himself, "Honey, come out and see God!"

……

"Dazhi, Dazhi, what's wrong with you?"

"Ah!!!? I'm fine. Are you done?"

Wu Dong shook the dead snake in his hand, "MD, the Internet is full of lies, and they say that Nokia can smash walnuts. You can see that it was broken into pieces after a few rounds. I have to get a new phone when I'm done..."

This Nokia Wu Dong has used it for two years and is very emotional.

Chen Dazhi looked at the 3-meter-long snake in Wu Dong's hand, "It's probably because he was blindsided by the excavator. There can't be such a big eel in this area!"

"Don't snakes not eat eels? It's said so on the Internet."

"Those people on the Internet will talk nonsense. I have seen snakes eat rice field eels with my own eyes."

"Oh~ can this thing be eaten?" Wu Dong asked suspiciously.

Dazhi hesitated for a moment, "This is to protect animals. To the outside world, let's say it was a dead snake we picked up, so I can explain it to my wife."

Wu Dong smacked his lips regretfully, and threw the big snake into the bucket of fish.

"Old Wu, have you noticed that your speed is particularly fast?"

"I found out. Not only is my movement fast, but my reaction speed is also very fast. I didn't discover it in the past. I just discovered this. Do you feel that I have transformed into a super Saiyan all of a sudden? I should put my hair up and dye it yellow."

"Hahaha..." Wu Dong was still the same Wu Dong, Dashi laughed loudly, "You shitty Super Saiyan says you're fat and you pant! You're so awesome, why don't you go to the Olympics?"

"Hey, don't tell me, I should really be able to! Which event do you think I should participate in?"

"Hammer! Just because of your two strokes, the hammer is definitely no problem!"

"That's right, um, if I have a chance, I'll sign up and try."

"Hahaha, just kidding, the hammer throw is a women's event."

The sky is full of stars, the sky is covered with blankets, and the two of them are bragging about a bonfire, "Hey, I wish I had some beer!"

This is life!
"Dazhi, why don't you drive heavy trucks, and I'll make you an Internet celebrity!"

"Internet celebrity? I can't sing or dance!"

"Don't sing or dance, make a documentary, go to the wilderness to survive, that's what I said yesterday."

The moon was sparse, and even though the weather wasn't too cold at night and there was a bonfire, the two of them put the tent under it.

Chen Dazhi looked at the starry sky above his head, "I know you're not joking, I also want to live that kind of life. But there are people who are stronger than me, I'm afraid it will ruin your business, why don't I introduce two comrades in arms to you."

There was sincerity and a little regret in his voice.

"Introduce some comrades-in-arms, no matter how powerful they are, but I don't know them, so I don't want to waste money on outsiders! Tell Xiao Lin later, hey, just say it's your own idea!"

"Hey hey, good!"

The two chatted and slowly fell asleep.

Under the sky full of stars, Wu Dong heard in a daze [Ding, your system has arrived! 】

'Arrears?A debt owed to Nima.roll! '

[Ding, the host refuses to bind. 】

oops!Wu Dong woke up suddenly, the sun was high in the sky, it turned out to be Nankeyi Meng! ——
March 2004, 3, Wednesday, 24:8 am, temperature 08~12, sunny.

"woke up?"

A taste of millet porridge.

You care about survival in the wilderness?This is clearly a camping vacation!

Dazhi actually brought millet and preserved eggs.

"Come on, preserved egg and fish porridge! Try it."

"Why don't you get the snake meat in?"

"That thing has parasites, it's okay to roast it with fire, but it's not good to stew porridge." Dazhi is very experienced.

The eel with thick arms is probably out of the question, but the two of them don't want to go home just because it's so much fun to camp.

"Let's put away those ground cages in the distance in a while, and I have rain boots for you to put on."

"What about you?"

"I'll go down to the river and see if I can catch some big fish."

……

Wu Dong didn't receive a single call. His Nokia had already been shattered into pieces yesterday.
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"Sorry! The user you dialed is temporarily unavailable, please call again later. Sorry..."

"Still can't get through!" Tong Xiaorong asked Wang Hui nervously, "Sister Hui, what should I do?"

"Call the lady boss?"

"Oh, okay."

……

"Sorry! The user you dialed is temporarily unavailable, please call again later. Sorry..."

Zhang Min was also dumbfounded.

Wu Dong's Nokia has been turned off all year round, so why can't I get through?

……

Now Chinese people come to "Zeno's paradox" and "broken window effect" at every turn...

In fact, this is a blatant cultural aggression. The same or similar theories are not mentioned by these well-known people, or they may not know at all. A foot of a stick is half of the day, and it will last forever. This is the content of "Zhuangzi. The World";

These similar things have long existed in Chinese culture, but they will give you these foreign ones.

Moreover, there is an important issue here. Unlike Chinese, we can all understand the bamboo slips of the Han Dynasty!

In Europe, the ancient characters are phonetic characters. The ancient theories they are talking about are all translated by modern people. Are there any private goods or paint? ? ?

When refuting the Chinese, the public only tells you to be skeptical!

But when you want to question the history of the West, they say you are a modern boxer!
Wu Dong and Chen Dazhi chatted.

Well, it's Wu Dong who is talking, and Dazhi is doing barbecue.

"Old Wu, you are indeed a great director and screenwriter, and you know a lot. Hey, it's strange for you to say it. Now I feel that foreigners are more noble. You see, foreign style, rustic style; rustic old hats, dolls...everything foreign is good, and local is bad."

Wu Dong laughed, "If you want to destroy your country, you must first destroy its history. Their aggression against us has already begun, and you see that Bangzi is now beginning to believe in foreign religions! But we Chinese have accumulated thousands of years there, and they can not be so easily overthrown.

Who said that foreign ones are good, think about it, native chicken and foreign chicken. "

Dazhi hesitated for a moment, "Is there a foreign girl in Bar Street?"

(End of this chapter)