Rebirth 2002: Chic Life

Chapter 407 Survival in the wilderness, start working

"A foreign girl?" Wu Dong was taken aback.

In my impression, Dazhi and Xiaolin have always been a model couple, and there is no sex news for the two who weigh more than 400 kilograms!

"Hehehe, what's so strange, it is possible to have a long-term relationship with Chinese people. Foreign girls, if you don't understand the language, isn't it the same as handjob? Don't tell me you haven't done it. The one that Aya Koizumi is in the elevator is still the CD you gave me!"

Wu Dong in the barren mountains and wild mountains doesn't care, who is serious about it, it's very normal for friends to exchange learning CDs with each other.

"Where is Da Lanzi?" Wu Dong no longer struggled.

"It should be the womb of Europe. But I haven't seen it yet, it's all the three of them said."

"Qiao Yuanshan and the others?"

"Ok!"

"In the future, there will always be thousands of songs..." Dazhi's cell phone rang suddenly.

"Damn it! My wife! Did she tap a bug on me, and the phone rang when I mentioned a foreign girl?"

"Hey, Hiraichi, why did you remember to call me?"

Lin Pingzhi, "Puchi!" Wu Dong burst out laughing.

These two jokes are open to all kinds of jokes, and there is no taboo.

"#￥%￥%&%...&" When the opposite party finished venting, Dazhi gave Wu Dong a wink.

It turned out that this was his plan, no matter what happened to his wife, half of her anger would disappear after she finished scolding.

"Where's Wu Dong? Why is his phone turned off? Many people are looking for him, and they call Zhang Min if they can't find him..."

Dazhi grinned, and was scolded in vain. It turned out that his wife did not come to Xingshi to inquire about the crime.

It's also his fault, because he was guilty of talking about foreign girls and learning CDs just now.

"Looking for you!"

……

Wang Hui, Zhang Bin, Li Guoxin, Han Sanqiang, Mu Shengnan and the others thought of Wu Dong's wife when they couldn't find him.

The person who is most familiar with Zhang Min is Tong Xiaorong.

Hearing that so many people couldn't reach Wu Dong, Zhang Min himself called several times, but Wu Dong kept shutting down his phone. Now Zhang Min became nervous, so he came to find Xiao Lin during working hours.

"...The phone fell into the puddle, um,...it's okay, you can talk to Xiaorong...if you have something urgent, just call Dazhi's number, I will, oh yes, go buy me a new phone and get a new card for me..."

Wu Dong returned the phone to Dazhi, "Look, what did I say? The dilapidated house is rainy. When it's okay, there's nothing. No one calls me for a few days. When something happens, a bunch of people call me."

"You also have a trick. The phone fell into the water, and she didn't have time to think about it later by asking her to help you get a phone card and buy a phone."

……

"Hey hey, here we come!" Qiao Yuanshan, Zhang Leilei, and Wang Mi.

Qiao Yuanshan and them are on the same team, Zhang Leilei is Chen Dazhi's colleague, and Wang Mi is his comrade in arms.

Wu Dong also knows these guys, they have all been best men for Dazhi, men who have drank together and boasted, then they are friends.

The three of them came from Li's pocket with one foot deep and the other shallow.

"Hi, Dazhi, hi, Old Wu" Qiao Yuanshan greeted them with a smile.

"Hi, Dazhi, hi, hi, old~ Wu" Zhang Leilei and Wang Mi hesitated for a while, and called Lao Wu along with Qiao Yuanshan.

Qiao Yuanshan is a small boss who used to do printing and dyeing, and now he is engaged in foreign trade. Wang Mi is also a small boss who opened a sports goods store. Dazhi’s tents, trekking poles, and messy outdoor equipment are all made by him. Although this guy served in the same place as Dazhi, he is a scout.

In addition to selling equipment, Wang Mi also led a group of people to climb mountains and camp. Dazhi initially said that he recommended some comrades-in-arms, referring to him.

……

"A few cowards are back again, hahaha."

Wang Mi chuckled, "I have something to do in the store, and the little girl who sells goods said that her mother is sick. Did you kid arrange me behind your back again?"

"Wolf-hearted dog lungs!!! Let's go, let's go back, and bring back the beer."

"Don't! You can leave, but keep the beer..."

Several friends laughed for a while, and Dazhi's expression changed.

"Hey, I'll show you a good thing! I'm absolutely envious of you guys when I see it, hahahaha"

A few people looked at his smug smile, "Damn it, did you catch the big rice field eel???"

All they brought were big green sticks. Wu Dong opened four bottles of beer with his teeth, and put them on the table without pouring them into the jars.

Dazhi over there brought the three of them to the bucket, "Guess what's inside?"

"Eel?"

"Big stuff?"

Wang Mi looked down, "Damn it!" He could see it from the outline of the bucket.

"It's so big, it's still twitching."

Dazhi shook his hand, "Damn it, Dongzi, you didn't kill it?"

"My Nokia is broken, can it still survive?"

"Look for yourself, it still moves, what should I do?"

Qiao Yuanshan yelled, "Don't move, let me take a picture first, Dazhi you slowly open."

Dazhi carefully opened a corner according to his instructions.

"what!!!"

"what!!!"

"It's okay, it's okay, I'm not dead or threatened, Lei Lei, get a tree branch and let's take a photo with it."

Wu Dong stopped it with a smile, "Protect animals! Don't show off, it's over if you are found."

"That thing is just talking, no one cares, it's okay for us country people to eat snake farts." Qiao Yuanshan didn't care.

In 2004, Wu Dong thought about it and did not stop him.

……

With such a big poisonous snake here, it is obviously impossible for the big field eel.

A few people planned to eat up the catch and go home after drinking up the beer.

Dazhi is careless.

He unsuspectingly revealed Wu Dong's shooting plan.

Or, in his heart, these people are all his brothers.

Wu Dong smiled slightly, this is also the reason why he likes to be with Dazhi, his heart is sincere, his emotions are all on his face.

You can see it when you are a brother, and you can also see it when you look down on you.

Qiao Yuanshan scratched his head, "Old Wu, old Wu, think about it, me, me."

It can be seen that Zhang Leilei is more interested in surviving in the wilderness than messing around with his friends. It is obvious that he is with a few people to mix this circle.

Wang Mi was eager to try but was too embarrassed to speak because the relationship was not so close. This emotion was obvious in front of a person like Wu Dong.

"By the way, Old Wu. Wang Mi often leads the team to explore the wilderness now. When it comes to talking about it, I'm a little nervous when I'm left alone. I'm afraid. Tell me, can you do it?"

Wu Dong already laughed.

Wang Mi is a very sensitive person. He has a strong self-esteem and is afraid of being rejected. Before Wu Dong opened his mouth, he explained: "My main purpose is to sell equipment. The more people like outdoors, the more I can sell my equipment. In fact, I am not..."

He couldn't keep telling this lie, "Actually, I'm not... I don't particularly like adventure..."

"Hahaha."

Wu Dong laughed, "You reminded me that I have even thought about sponsors. For this show, we will find companies that produce outdoor equipment and ask them to sponsor us."

Wang Mi looked at Dazhi enviously, "That's great, congratulations."

"I'm envious, let's go together. The name is: Four Wilderness Brothers!"

"Ah, hahaha, that's great." Qiao Yuanshan shouted triumphantly.

"Mm, um, will I hold back, or the three of you go." Zhang Lei said resolutely.

"Hey, you're scared, let's take a leave of absence and go out for a few months, anyway, there's Lao Wang."

"Ah!!! Shall I go too?" Wang Mi was the most surprised one.

……

Wu Dong just opened his mouth for this kind of plan.

"If you are all free, four brothers in the wilderness, if you dare not go, let Wang Mi single out the wilderness; if Xiao Lin wants to go later, by the way, Dazhi, you encourage your daughter-in-law to lose weight, and the two of you will call the wilderness husband and wife...

When the documentary is broadcast, if anyone refuses to accept it, we will hold a wilderness survival challenge! ! ! "

"Wow, awesome. Old Wu, I'm convinced. In the past, I heard what was said on the Internet that you are the king of variety shows, but I was still not convinced. You are so awesome. Come on, I respect you!"

"Come, come, drink."

"Or, let's roast the snake and finish taking the photos."

"Hey hey hey..."

……

"Old Wu, when shall we start?" Qiao Yuanshan couldn't wait.

Wang Mi also looked at Wu Dong with excited eyes, only Zhang Leilei was a little nervous.

Wu Dong smiled, "Don't worry, you guys should deal with the matter first, recuperate your body, and you still need to learn first aid knowledge, photography knowledge and so on."

"You still want us to shoot? Isn't there a photographer?" Zhang Leilei asked strangely.

"No! Principal Wu means that there are only four of us, and we will survive in the wilderness and record ourselves." Wang Mi already understood.

"Old Zhang, don't be afraid, you can quit at any time if you can't hold on. Documentaries, what we want is truth. There must be many strong people, but most of them are ordinary people like us."

Pay attention to Wu Dong's words, ordinary people like us.

Zhang Leilei's eyes lit up, and he glanced at Wu Dong gratefully.

……

There was no urgent matter for Wu Dong to handle.

After a long time, Wu Dong went camping in the wasteland and dropped his mobile phone into the river. Everyone who knew the news couldn't laugh or cry, but no one urged him to come back quickly.

2004年3月24日，下午，4：24分。

With a big dead snake hanging around his neck, Qiao Yuanshan appeared first in Li's pocket with his body covered in mud.

"Fuck!!!"

"Fuck, who is this guy? It's so awesome!"

"Ah!!! Big snake~~~"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

……

Li's family was in a rage, and everyone who had a digital camera at home took pictures of him frantically.

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Qiao Yuanshan was sure at that moment that he must hang out with Wu Dong in this life, he loved this feeling so much.

This kid loves to show off since he was a child, but he can't do anything.

In the sports meeting, he can't run fast or jump high.

Playing football, keeping watch over drinking fountains, guarding benches.

Singing, tone deaf.

Painting, he is a little color weak.

Dancing, this, this is too embarrassing for him.

Today, this moment is the brightest moment of Qiao Yuanshan's 26 years!

Old Qiao has been lost in the praise of dozens of people in Li's family. Think about what Wu Dong said, "One day, each of you will have hundreds of thousands, or even millions of fans. When you go to a strange city, someone will come and ask for an autograph and a group photo..."

Old Qiao felt that now he was no longer Qiao Yuanshan, he was Xiao Yuanshan, Xiao Feng's father! ! !

Wu Dong and the others cleaned up briefly by the puddle. Qiao Yuanshan was in front of them attracting firepower. They quietly got into Wang Mi's jeep.

"Principal Wu!"

There were still people who were not attracted by Qiao Yuanshan, Wu Dongxun looked at him, and Fang Linxiu was waving to him.

"Hey, who is Old Wu?"

"My fans." Wu Dong said lightly.

"It's great, there are people who know you everywhere." Zhang Leilei envied him.

"Once you become famous, good and bad will come. Be prepared!"

"Huh? Why, how can there be bad things when we make a documentary."

"Envy, jealousy, hate! There are still people who just can't see others, what can you do?"

"Is there such a person?" Chen Dazhi was taken aback.

Wu Dong laughed.

Dazhi is particularly prone to trusting others. This is neither good nor bad, it can only be said that he has met too few bad people.

There are too many people like this. When they see others jumping off the building, there are still "people" who make people jump quickly.

(End of this chapter)