Hu Qiang's Decision

Chapter 129 This Fucking Dancer Is Really Deadly!

Chapter 129 This Fucking Dancer Is Really Deadly!
"In short, the matter is like this, the situation is like this, do you have the confidence to do it well?"

After Hu Qiang finished yelling, he found that everyone in the emergency department should do what they should do, and no one responded to him.

Seeing that Hu Qiang was a little embarrassed, Sha Lele suddenly raised his hand and shouted: "Have confidence!"

After looking at Sha Lele, Hu Qiang looked at other people who should do what they should do, and then he sighed.

"Everyone, Director Wan said that the company's average performance is here." Hu Qiang pointed to his nose.

Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang pointed to his mouth again: "As for our department, the average performance is here!"

Seeing the situation, Sha Lele immediately said: "It's not that bad."

Hu Qiang looked at Sha Lele: "Can you lick the tip of your nose with your tongue?"

When Sha Lele heard it, she stuck out her tongue decisively and tried to lick the tip of her nose, but it obviously failed.

Seeing Sha Lele's stupid look, Hu Qiang shook his head:
"You see, the performance gap between us and others is so unattainable.

Low performance means less bonuses, less bonuses means less income, and less income, of course, means that our quality of life will deteriorate.

Only by completing these three tasks and completing these three performance appraisals can we return to the average line and then get the average performance bonus.

Comrades, this is performance, bonus, and money.

Don't forget, our Wanshou pays attention to performance as the king, the basic salary is not high, and a large part of the income depends on performance bonuses.

This month is about to pass, and you don't want to pay a large performance bonus less than others when you pay your salary, right? "

As soon as I said this, Tang Haixing suddenly walked in from the outside with a stained face.

At this moment, Tang Haixing was not only dirty, but also exuded a strong smell of chicken manure.

"Everyone, I'm here!"

"Yeah!" Jin Ruoyu was the first to cover his nose and frowned and smiled, "Smelly brother, you are quite manly."

Tang Haixing said: "In order to support the chairman's Sahara tree planting plan, I went to help move the fertilizer early in the morning, so I made it like this."

Su Kejie said with a blank expression: "Obviously he was pulled by a strong man, but he insisted on helping, and his son really beat him."

Tang Haixing smiled slightly: "By the way, you all know that the chairman is here!"

"I already knew about it." Jin Ruoyu covered his nose with his notebook, "When the chairman came, everyone in the group has already notified him, who doesn't know."

"Then have you read the chairman's new poem?"

Speaking of this, Tang Haixing narrowed his eyes, raised his right hand and said: "The chairman's poems are full of pride, and the style of writing is like mine. I can't help but leave a comment below. Dad is so handsome!"

Ouyang Murphy, who was typing on the computer, couldn't help laughing and said, "The length of the comment is several times that of others, and my son's real hammer will add one more!"

At this moment, Ding Dianle's eyes suddenly lit up and said: "Fight for performance, Wanshou is calling, Wanshou's gymnastics, start now!"

Hu Qiang was taken aback: "Are you going to dance so soon?"

While listening to this voice, a line of task subtitles appeared in front of Hu Qiang's eyes:

[You have triggered a new mission, jump fuck! 】

[Lead all the staff of the emergency department to complete the Wanshou Health Exercise with both quality and quantity. 】

[After completing the task, a reward of [-] yuan will be awarded. 】

Seeing this task, Hu Qiang's eyes lit up.

Just show everyone a dance, and you will get a bonus of 1 yuan?

Although 1 yuan is not much, aerobics is not a problem.

Must pick up!Must do!
Thinking of this, Hu Qiang hurriedly said: "Oh, everyone, it's time to start aerobics, everyone, come here, let's do aerobics together!"

Su Kejie said: "I want P for many pictures, so I won't jump."

"Don't be like this." Hu Qiang said, "It's been so long, it's good to get up and move around."

However, no matter what Hu Qiang said, except for Sha Lele who was ready, everyone else remained indifferent.

Just when Hu Qiang wanted to persuade him again, Ding Ding Le suddenly said: "My motion sensor will save your exercise data, please do exercises as soon as possible!"

Hearing this, Pang Xiaobai snorted coldly: "The strength of the back exercise is blamed, the neck exercise shrinks the head and the brain, and the aerobic breathing is swallowed. Isn't the amount of exercise we do every day not enough?"

"That's right!" Su Kejie continued, "I watch 10 minutes of fitness videos every day. It's been more than half a year, and I haven't seen my body get better, so these are useless at all."

Ding Ding Le said at this time: "If you are absent from the exercises, your performance will be deducted as appropriate."

Upon hearing this, everyone except Ouyang Murphy quickly left their seats and stood in a row together.

Ding Ding Le said again at this time: "In order to emphasize the spirit of teamwork, if one person in the department does not do exercises, it will be regarded as unqualified, and the performance will be deducted as appropriate."

Upon hearing this, everyone looked at Ouyang Murphy, who was still sitting on the seat and typing on the keyboard, in unison, and then looked at Hu Qiang in unison.

Hu Qiang blinked, ran behind Ouyang Murphy, quickly closed Ouyang Murphy's laptop, supported Ouyang Murphy, pushed her into the team, and stood beside him.

At this moment, Ding Ding Le said: "Wan Beast Fitness, start now!"

"In the first quarter, ride the horse and gallop!"

Immediately afterwards, Ding Ding Le projected a cartoon character doing exercises above his head, so that everyone could have a reference and learn while dancing.

Not only that, but on the holographic projection there are everyone's avatars, and each avatar has its own name and the degree of completion of the dance.

Obviously, if the degree of completion is not enough, the performance will be deducted.

In other words, if the aerobics is not serious enough and the movements are not in place, it will be regarded as unqualified and performance will be deducted.

"one two three four five six seven eight."

"Two two three four, five six seven eight."

……

In this way, everyone watched the holographic video, listened to the instructions, and followed the aerobics at the same time.

Seemingly finding that Ajie's completion was too low, Hu Qiang hurriedly said: "Ajie, keep your spirits up and make your movements more standard!"

"I'm pretty standard." Su Kejie said.

"Then be more standard! The action should be bigger!" Hu Qiang said, "Just imagine yourself as Don Quixote, riding a horse and challenging the windmill!"

Su Kejie said while doing exercises: "I don't have time to fight against windmills, there are hundreds of photos of executives on the company's website waiting for me to deal with.

This is to whiten teeth, and that is to increase hair volume, what is this for?Group debut? "

"By the way, Mr. Ajie." Sha Lele said while patting her buttocks, "Don't forget, the head of the legal department asked to get rid of unimportant wrinkles to make yourself look younger and more capable, so please remember!"

Su Kejie said while doing exercises: "You asked him to tell me which wrinkles are not important? The ones with rice grains on them?"

"This, I really don't know." Shale said.

Hu Qiang said: "Oh, Ajie, do the exercises seriously. Why are you talking about this? Why bother? If you have any questions, just ask the director of the legal department."

"How dare I ask the head of the legal department." Su Kejie said, "What if he becomes angry and thinks I'm humiliating him, and complains to me? That will deduct performance!"

Just after Su Kejie finished speaking, Ding Ding Le suddenly said: "Second quarter, the kitten licks its paw!"

As soon as Ding Ding Le said this, everyone quickly followed suit with the kitten licking its paws.

"one two three four five six seven eight."

"Two two three four, five six seven eight."

……

After everyone followed suit for a while, Pang Xiaobai couldn't help but twisted his waist and shook his head while saying:

"It's only the second quarter and it's so devilish. In the next quarter, can I ask for sick leave? It's too shameful!"

"Don't think about slipping!" Su Kejie, who had just finished licking his paw, said blankly, "Have you finished compiling the motto of those executives? What sick leave do you take before you finish compiling it? How much sick leave do you have? Don't do performance ? No bonus?"

Ouyang Murphy couldn't help but said: "What are you old men talking about there? The code of the group's official website is a mess, full of bugs, am I talking about it? It's over!"

"I have a question." Su Kejie continued to lick his paw like a cat, "Why did the chairman buy deserts in the Sahara? Is there any point?"

Jin Ruoyu said: "I heard that the chairman originally wanted to buy the ALS desert, but his subordinates misunderstood it and bought it as the Sahara desert. Since they have already bought it, they can't return it, so that's the only way to go."

"So that's what happened." Su Kejie said.

"I also have a question." Hu Qiang said, "The chairman is fine, why did you suddenly come to our third business group? Or was it a surprise attack?"

Jin Ruoyu said: "Isn't it because he bought the wrong Sahara Desert and made the chairman a laughing stock among his peers. The chairman was afraid of being laughed at, so he ran here to avoid the limelight and be quiet and quiet."

"So that's the case." Hu Qiang nodded, "What happened to the subordinate who bought the wrong desert?"

"What else can I do." Jin Ruoyu said, "Of course I was fired immediately. Is this kind of subordinate who is more deaf than the chairman still kept for the Chinese New Year?"

At this moment, Ding Ding Le said: "The third quarter, fish and water love each other!"

"one two three four five six seven eight."

"Two two three four, five six seven eight."

……

"It's not good." Sha Lele frowned, "I'm a little nauseous after going around in circles."

Jin Ruoyu clasped his hands together, twisted his waist, swayed his hips, shook his head and said, "Don't dare to talk nonsense!

If you feel dizzy when you turn around, it means that your cerebellum is underdeveloped. It is said that people with underdeveloped cerebellum are generally not smart. Human affairs have used this reason to lay off people! "

"Ah?" Sha Lele was startled, "I see, vomit! I, I can do it, vomit!"

"Hold it!" Jin Ruoyu said while jumping calmly, "Don't spit it out, if you want to spit it out, do it after dancing!"

"Understood, Teacher Ruoyu." Sha Lele had a firm face, "I can do it, and I will definitely hold on!"

Hu Qiang blinked, twisted his waist and swayed his hips while changing the subject: "By the way, Mo Fei, you just said that the webpage code of the group's official website is a mess, so you are busy catching bugs and fixing the wrong code?"

Ouyang Murphy twisted his waist and swayed his hips and said, "Why should I wipe the ass of the IT department? I'm rewriting all the codes, and then I will bury a few easter eggs in it to surprise those beginners!"

"Surprise?" Hu Qiang asked in surprise, "What surprise?"

"Fourth quarter! The dog jumps over the wall in a hurry!" Ding Ding Le said suddenly.

"one two three four five six seven eight."

"Two two three four, five six seven eight."

……

Hu Qiang had no choice but to follow the aerobics and forgot to ask Ouyang Murphy the question for the time being.

"I have another question!" Su Kejie said out of breath, "Is the expert who developed this set of aerobics thinking about the movements and names while inhaling gas?"

Tang Haixing immediately said: "Don't say that, the company is also for our own good. I heard that Mr. Guo from the IT department died suddenly, so we need to strengthen our training to prevent sudden death!"

Jin Ruoyu said: "Oh, Guo Lao Si died so tragically! Once he dies, the group's quota for sudden death this year will be used up.

It's only been a few months this year, a year is still early, the group bought this set of aerobics quickly in order to prevent accidents, saying that there should be no more sudden deaths. "

Pang Xiaobai said out of breath: "I think if we continue to jump like this, there will only be more people who die suddenly! Are the leaders above all idiots? Spending money to pay for suffering?"

"Then what can we do?" Su Kejie said, "The leader finds it useful, or they just want others to think that they attach great importance to this matter, so that outsiders find aerobics useful."

"Isn't this formalism?" Pang Xiaobai said.

"It's formalism, but it was approved by the leader. What can you do?"

"That's what you said!" Jin Ruoyu said, "We are all small people, so what you say doesn't count."

"Fifth quarter, shrimp soldiers and crab generals!" Ding Ding Le said suddenly.

"one two three four five six seven eight."

"Two two three four, five six seven eight."

……

Just when everyone was learning how to dance with crabs, Tang Haixing suddenly said out of breath:
"Manager Hu, I've heard from Lele just now that our emergency department now has many and heavy tasks.

I, I think, I can do the job of writing a review.

Give me this job, what do you think? "

Hu Qiang panted while dancing: "I think, you are not very good at writing work, you should register an account, that's it."

"Is it just me?" Tang Haixing asked.

"Of course not." Hu Qiang said, "Secretary Jin, you go too, and partner with Hai Xing."

"Huh?" Jin Ruoyu was taken aback.

Hu Qiang continued: "Xiaobai, Ajie, Murphy, the three of you are responsible for commenting and watering the little trees. As for Lele, you are responsible for assisting everyone."

Speaking of this, when no one spoke, Hu Qiang laughed to himself: "Look, isn't this very good, the division of labor is clear, each has its own strengths, and the work will be finished quickly, come on, get moving!"

Ding Ding Le said at this time: "Sixth quarter, kill chickens to scare monkeys!"

"one two three four five six seven eight."

"Two two three four, five six seven eight."

……

Suddenly, Sha Lele accidentally swung his arm and hit Jin Ruoyu's arm.

"Oh!" Jin Ruoyu frowned and covered his arms.

"I'm sorry, Teacher Ruoyu." Sha Lele quickly apologized, "I didn't mean it, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

"Must matter." Jin Ruoyu frowned, "Be careful!"

Just after saying this, Pang Xiaobai also swung his arm and hit Su Kejie.

Su Kejie immediately became angry: "Why hit me?"

As he said that, Su Kejie also hit him with one arm.

Pang Xiaobai immediately tore up with Su Kejie.

At this moment, Hu Qiang, who was already out of breath, swung his right arm and just hit Ouyang Murphy in the chest.

"Ah!" Ouyang Murphy was startled, folded his hands subconsciously, and then squinted at Hu Qiang murderously, "Do you want to die?"

"Don't!" Hu Qiang subconsciously hugged his head, "I didn't do it on purpose! Really!"

"In the next quarter, let's run away!" Ding Ding Le said at this time.

"one two three four five six seven eight."

"Two two three four, five six seven eight."

……

Everyone had no choice but to temporarily abandon the previous conflict and run away together.

Hu Qiang was even more relieved, thankful that Ding Ding Le Huan made the change in time.

If it hadn't been for a timely change of drills to make everyone jump subconsciously, he would have suffered from Ouyang Murphy's poisonous hands or feet before.

Suddenly, Sha Lele, who was dizzy, hit Jin Ruoyu directly on the forehead with a hammer, and then made Jin Ruoyu frown.

Immediately afterwards, Ouyang Murphy shook his head, and with a bang, he also hit Hu Qiang's forehead, making Hu Qiang's eyes flash with gold stars, and took two consecutive steps back, almost falling down.

Fortunately, Tang Haixing helped, so he didn't fall to the ground.

On the contrary, Ouyang Murphy just frowned and grinned, but he didn't faint, and he didn't know if it was intentional or not.

"Are you okay, Manager Hu?" Tang Haixing asked Hu Qiang.

Hu Qiang shook his head: "It's okay, continue, it's almost over, you can't let everyone's performance fall short for me. Come on, jump up, continue!"

Hearing what Hu Qiang said, everyone continued to dance with their heads in their arms.

After dancing for a long time, Ding Ding Le said: "This is the end of Wanshou Broadcasting Exercise!"

Immediately afterwards, the virtual image disappeared directly, and Dian Dian Le's eyes no longer glowed.

As soon as it was over, everyone dispersed immediately.

"It can't be done!" Jin Ruoyu covered his stomach with one hand and supported the frame with the other, "I'm going to die! This is not doing exercises, this is killing me!"

"I can't do it either!" said Pang Xiaobai, who was lying on the ground, "I feel like I'm about to become a salted fish."

At this moment, Ding Ding Le said: "Please send your exercise photos to Moments, and convey positive energy to colleagues!"

As a result, after Ding Ding Le finished saying this sentence, no one paid attention to it, and they were all busy panting.

Ding Ding Le said again: "If you don't have a photo, your aerobics performance may be considered invalid."

Upon hearing this, everyone quickly gathered together, smiled at Dian Dianle, and said at the same time: "Health!"

With a click, Ding Ding Le took photos of everyone, and then automatically sent them to Moments.

"Share success!"

After hearing what Ding Ding Le said, everyone fell apart and panted again.

"I'm really speechless!" Su Kejie said, "What kind of health exercise is this? It's obviously a health exercise! If this continues, I'm afraid I will become even more unhealthy!"

Hu Qiang put his hands on his hips and said: "Oh, I've said it all, this is the performance appraisal explained by the above, isn't it over if you treat it as a job? Make money, no, don't be sloppy."

"That can't be such a waste of people." Pang Xiaobai said lying on the ground, "If you continue to fuck like this, others don't know, I'm afraid I really can't move, and I really have to ask for sick leave."

"The most important thing is to dance four times a day!" Su Kejie bit his lip, "It's like this once, four times a day..."

"I can't take it anymore!" Pang Xiaobai said loudly, "I can't jump anymore, I can't jump anymore! Please forgive me!"

"Think about the good." Tang Haixing said, "At least this set of fitness exercises did consume everyone's physical energy and consumed a lot of calories. From the perspective of weight loss, it does make sense. At the very least, after I skipped it, I still , it's pretty easy."

"That's you!" said Pang Xiaobai who continued to lie on the ground, "I can't do it anyway, I really can't."

"Look at you." Hu Qiang let out a sigh of relief, "It's just a little exercise, what should we do in the future? Get your spirits up, there is still a lot of work to do!"

Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang began to roll the roll: "Secretary Jin, Tang Haixing, you two hurry up and register an account! Xiaobai, Ajie, Murphy, the three of you go to write reviews and water the little trees, and Lele, do it!" Good support work, that's it, hurry up, hurry up!"

After finishing speaking, Hu Qiang pinched his waist with one hand and held his forehead with the other, and staggered to the manager's office.

There was no way, Hu Qiang couldn't bear the aerobics just now, especially when his forehead was scratched, so he planned to go back to the manager's room to lie down.

After Hu Qiang returned to the manager's room and closed the door, he lay down on the sofa and let out a long sigh of relief.

"Oh my god, this fucking dancer is really killing me!"

"1 yuan is really hard to earn!"

"If I had known this, I, I... I still want to dance."

"Make money, don't be foolish."

"Forget it, think about it carefully, 1 yuan is not a lot."

"You can get 1 yuan just by leading everyone to do some exercises. How many people will envy you if you tell the story."

"Being contented!"

"Besides, I'm the manager. I'll be fine after I send out the task. After the dance, I can come back and lie down to rest. It's terrible for them. They have to continue to work after the dance, and there is no time to rest."

"Thinking about it this way, I suddenly feel much better!"

"Sure enough, it's better to be an official, sincerity is not to be deceived!"

(End of this chapter)

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