Hu Qiang's Decision

Chapter 130 Formalism, formalism through and through!

"Teacher Xiaobai."

Sha Lele took the laptop computer issued by the company and came to Pang Xiaobai with a smile.

"I sent you all the templates of praise that are common on the Internet, remember to take a look."

"Good job." Pang Xiaobai replied listlessly while working, "Find another thousand!"

Sha Lele nodded, and then walked to Su Kejie's side: "Mr. Ajie, I..."

Just now, Sha Lele saw that Su Kejie was giving a person's head a hairstyle, so he couldn't help but said, "Mr. Ajie, why did you become a hair stylist?"

Su Kejie said with a blank face: "The leader of the IT department asked for a hairstyle that is more eye-catching. To be reasonable, how could there be a hairstyle that is more eye-catching than bald?"

Pang Xiaobai answered: "It's better to change your hair than to change your hair style. You, Ajie, are known far and wide as the king of joints!"

"You are the one who connects with Bawang." Su Kejie said, "I am a designer."

After teasing Pang Xiaobai, Su Kejie looked at Sha Lele who had been standing beside him: "By the way, Lele, did you find the reference picture?"

"found it."

Sha Lele nodded quickly, and then showed Su Kejie a picture of a foreign woman lying on the green grass and laughing in the laptop.

"That's the picture!" Su Kejie nodded, "It's green and happy! Find hundreds more pictures like this."

Sha Lele opened her mouth, but obediently took the notebook and left, and came to Ouyang Murphy, intending to continue looking for pictures.

But when he turned his head and saw the codes in Ouyang Murphy's notebook, he immediately smiled and said, "Daddy Ouyang, is this the program code? It's so cool! But why is there a line of Chinese here? Could it be the Chinese code you developed? "

Ouyang Murphy said while typing the code: "Look carefully."

Sha Lele took a closer look: "Fourth Guo's friendly reminder: run away if you don't want to die from overwork?"

Ouyang Murphy smiled slightly: "This is an easter egg I hid. If any kid learns my code, he can escape and live two years longer."

"That's it." Sha Lele nodded, "Mr. Mo Fei, you are so caring!"

Ouyang Murphy winked at Sha Lele: "Of course!"

"Heh!" Su Kejie said suddenly, "Which guy would learn your code from Murphy, you are hiding your loneliness."

"That's okay." Ouyang Murphy smiled, "The code of the company's webpage is so messy, it might crash one day and reveal my easter egg, that's okay too."

Pang Xiaobai said: "It must not scare people to death, and it will probably shorten their lives for two years."

Su Kejie followed, "So, this is your real purpose, Mo Fei."

Ouyang Murphy turned his head to look at Su Kejie, smiled and blinked.

Just when Ouyang Murphy was about to turn around and continue typing the code, the door of the manager's room opened suddenly, and Hu Qiang walked out with a stretched waist.

Seeing that everyone was looking at him, Hu Qiang blinked and silently put down his stretching hand.

"Hey, you look so tired." Ouyang Murphy raised his chin and squinted his eyes, "Let me guess, did you hide in there to write reviews, or did you register an account quietly?

Ah, you didn't do any work and played Doudizhu all morning, right? "

"Ahem!" After clearing his throat, Hu Qiang said with a serious face, "Of course I help write reviews, but the main job is to help water the young trees."

Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang took out his mobile phone and found the small program on the company's intranet for watering small trees: "Look, the number of watering of small trees has exceeded [-] times, which contains a lot of my hard work.

And in the process, I also discovered that alternately tapping the screen with two fingers can double the speed of watering! "

Speaking of this, Hu Qiang also personally demonstrated the scene of watering with two fingers alternately.

"Look, like this, use your index finger and middle finger to tap the screen alternately quickly, will two kettles appear, and the watering speed will double?"

Seeing that everyone looked at him silently, Hu Qiang quickly said: "I have such a great discovery, there should be applause here!"

Speaking of this, Hu Qiang put down his mobile phone and applauded himself.

Ouyang Murphy shook his head, raised one leg and said, "I heard that when the speed of an object exceeds the speed of sound, it will make an explosion sound, which is called the sound barrier, and the applause when the speed of thinking exceeds the IQ is called mental retardation!

Instead of being like you, clicking the screen until your hands cramp and the screen bursts, why not make an automatic clicking applet!

I have already watered [-] times, and the watering breakthrough [-] times you mentioned seems to be mostly due to me. "

"This... is also excellent!" Hu Qiang nodded, "Well, Mo Fei is very creative, you all should learn from Mo Fei!"

Speaking of this, Hu Qiang blinked when he found no one answered, and suddenly felt embarrassed.

In order to avoid further embarrassment from Mo Fei, Hu Qiang put away his mobile phone, walked to Pang Xiaobai, and said to Pang Xiaobai: "Xiaobai, how is your review?"

Pang Xiaobai said: "Watering trees can be activated, but writing comments can't be activated.

Moreover, I have to imitate the tone of different departments to write comments.

For example, here in the sales department, I wrote: In ancient times, there was a foolish old man who moved a giant mountain, but now there is a green Africa with thousands of animals.The chairman's poem inspires us to work hard and challenge for success! "

Hu Qiang nodded: "Not bad, very good, is there any more?"

Pang Xiaobai added: "There is also an imitation of the marketing department: through the analysis of the chairman's poem, Wanshou will plant a tree in the Sahara every second, and the trees planted in a year can circle the earth twice. In the future, for every one hundred mouthfuls of oxygen that human beings will breathe, there will be thirteen mouthfuls, made by all beasts!"

Su Kejie said: "But you are not enough for three hundred words."

"That's right, that's right." Hu Qiang nodded quickly, "It's not enough for you to ask for a comment of at least [-] words."

Pang Xiaobai shook his head tiredly: "Write down the core content first, and then add more attributives, adjectives, and modal particles. It will soon be packaged into three hundred words."

Immediately afterwards, Pang Xiaobai said again: "The last is the Security Department: On March [-], [-], it was sunny, and I overcame the scorching sun of standing guard and the exhaustion of working overtime day and night, but I couldn't bear it. I miss you! Chairman! , miss your poems, miss your beast chocolate!"

Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai looked at Hu Qiang: "How?"

Hu Qiang blinked: "Others are fine, but isn't today the [-]th? Why is it March [-]th? The [-]th was last Friday. At that time, the chairman hadn't come, and the poem hadn't been written yet."

"Really?" Pang Xiaobai frowned.

Hu Qiang also frowned: "Xiaobai, you don't even know what day it is today, do you? No way? No way?"

Su Kejie said: "Xiaobai has always been insensitive to numbers and dates. He is still a late stage patient of Monday syndrome, and today is Monday. It is normal for him to think about the wrong date."

"Forget it." Hu Qiang waved his hand, "Xiaobai, use your snacks and don't make such low-level mistakes again."

Pang Xiaobai nodded: "Then I'll change it to March [-]th."

Hu Qiang shook his head and asked again: "By the way, where are Hai Xing and Secretary Jin?"

Su Kejie said: "The two of them went to the conference room to register an account."

Hu Qiang frowned and said, "Why do you need to register an account in the conference room? Can't you write here?"

Sha Lele asked strangely: "Manager Hu, don't you know?

According to the personnel department, starting from this month, the time spent by each department in the meeting room is also considered part of the performance appraisal, and those departments that do not meet the standard in meeting room time will be deducted from their performance. "

Hu Qiang was taken aback: "Is there such a rule?"

Ouyang Murphy said with a smile: "Last night, the group sent these contents to the emails of each of us.

Hey, Lao Hu, you haven't checked your personal mailbox until now, have you? "

"Who said that?" Hu Qiang said hastily, "Of course I've seen it, of course I know it, I just, I just think this regulation is too weird, too weird... Who decided this? Are you not fooling around?"

Sha Lele nodded: "Yeah, I also find it strange.

However, according to Teacher Ruoyu, it was the leaders above who felt that the meeting rooms were used too little, and that everyone was not active and serious in communicating, so they came up with this rule.

The purpose is to let everyone use the conference room more and communicate more, so that we can be more united. "

Hu Qiang frowned and said dissatisfiedly: "Formalism, outright formalism!
Whether there is unity or not, whether the communication is active or not, can the usage time of a meeting room be determined?
I see, it's purely because the personnel department has nothing to do and is full of food! "

"Well said!" Ouyang Murphy clapped his hands, then tilted his head to look at Hu Qiang and said with a smile, "Old Hu, I usually see you as limp, but I didn't expect to say such a thing this time?

Just say this to you today, I praise you! "

"Thank you." Hu Qiang looked at Ouyang Mofei calmly, "You don't touch my lungs and cause me less trouble. I am already thankful."

Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang looked at Sha Lele and said, "So, Secretary Jin and Hai Xing went to the conference room to answer questions in order to make enough time for the conference room and avoid being deducted from performance?"

"Yes." Shalele nodded.

"Not bad, not bad, not bad." Hu Qiang chuckled, "It's good to take the initiative to worry about urgent matters, it's good, it's all good, everyone must learn."

At this moment, Ding Ding Le suddenly said:

"Wan Beast Health Exercise, start now!"

Upon hearing this voice, Hu Qiang quickly asked everyone to come over and stand in a row to dance together.

Although this time, the system has no tasks, but Hu Qiang still does not want everyone to be deducted from performance.

After all, I skipped it once before, so it's not too bad.

"In the first quarter, ride the horse and gallop!"

"one two three four five six seven eight."

"Two two three four, five six seven eight."

……

But this time, everyone danced listlessly, obviously perfunctory.

"Oh, everyone, be serious." Hu Qiang said while jumping, "This thing is smart, and performance will be deducted if it doesn't move properly!"

Upon hearing this, Ouyang Murphy didn't do it at all, and left directly, sitting on the tire swing beside him and said lazily: "I'm on my menstrual period, I can't do it!"

"Physical period?" Hu Qiang frowned and looked at Ouyang Murphy, "Didn't you do well in the morning?"

"You also said it was morning." Ouyang Murphy continued lazily, "I didn't come in the morning, why not come in the afternoon?"

Hu Qiang choked for a while.

At this moment, Su Kejie also said: "My cervical spine is not good, so I can't move too much. Now I feel that my back is about to split."

"Ah!" Pang Xiaobai also raised his head and sighed, "I feel like I've exercised too much and I can't breathe!"

"Why are there so many excuses, you guys?" Hu Qiang said, "I understand you, but Ding Dian Le doesn't understand. This thing has a facial motion detection system. If you don't do it, if you don't do it, it will be detected, and then performance deducted."

Ouyang Mofei sat on the swing and shook his head and waved his hands: "Don't worry, I checked. This thing is an artificial mental retardation. It can only detect head movements. I can do exercises while sitting."

"Ah? Is this okay?" Hu Qiang was taken aback.

"Ah!" Sha Lele suddenly pointed to the front and said, "Look quickly, could it be that your lizard has come out!"

Pang Xiaobai closed his eyes and shook his head: "I ran out, that's not okay, it's such a mess here, what if we accidentally step on it?"

Ouyang Murphy said: "It's okay, Drogon is very smart, it ran on the table, not on the ground, so it's not so easy for us to step on it.

Besides, I am teaching it English recently, as long as there is a password, it will lie there obediently.

By the way, what's the password?Ah, I remembered! "

Speaking of this, Ouyang Murphy said to Drogon who was lying on the table: "Table Carris!"

Pang Xiaobai was taken aback, opened his eyes and looked at Ouyang Murphy: "Are you sure this is English?"

While sitting and doing exercises, Ouyang Murphy said: "This guy thinks he is a dragon recently. When he hears this word, he wants to breathe fire in place, so naturally he just lays still."

"What are you bragging about?" Pang Xiaobai curled his lips, "A lizard thinks he is a dragon? Does it have that IQ?"

Immediately afterwards, Pang Xiaobai turned his head: "Hey, where is the little lizard? Why is it missing? It was still poking around on the corner of the table just now."

"Hey, there it is!" Hu Qiang pointed at Pang Xiaobai's laptop, "Look, I'm lying on the power button of your computer, really motionless!"

Pang Xiaobai saw that there was a lizard lying on the power button of his laptop.

But at this moment, the computer was suddenly shut down.

"Ah!" Pang Xiaobai yelled immediately, "Don't touch the power button, don't turn off the phone!"

When Pang Xiaobai yelled like this, Drogon was startled, and immediately jumped out, running directly under the table.

"Ah!" Pang Xiaobai immediately went to pick up his computer.

Looking at the screen where the computer was restarting, Pang Xiaobai yelled annoyedly: "Restarted? I haven't saved the more than 600 copywritings I just wrote!

Drogon!Where are you, Drogon, come out!
Ah, here you are, Drogon, you wait for me! "

After speaking, Pang Xiaobai got under the table to clean up the lizard Drogon.

Ouyang Murphy stood up quickly, and said a lot of foreign languages ​​that no one could understand while dancing.

Hu Qiang frowned and looked at Ouyang Mofei: "Murphy, what did you just say? Can you translate?"

"What I just said was lizard English." Ouyang Murphy said, "It means let it hide under the table and use its small body to fight guerrilla attacks. You must pay attention to dodging, look for opportunities, and launch a counterattack immediately!"

As soon as he said this, Pang Xiaobai under the table suddenly yelled "Ah".

"Ah! Drogon! It bit my ass! Oops! It's on my head again!

Drogon!You underdeveloped little fish bastard!
Do you know how difficult it is for me to write copywriting?
There are more than 600 pieces of copywriting, how long will it take me to finish writing?

you come out!Come out!I'm going to fight you!Fight it, Drogon! "

(End of this chapter)