Hu Qiang's Decision

Chapter 189 Patting Butt Can Cure Constipation?
After hearing Ouyang Murphy's question, Hu Qiang got stuck.

After a pause, Hu Qiang said: "Your thinking is so strange, you can think of it here?

In fact, it is very simple. During the training period, it is true that communication with the outside world is not allowed, but you also know that we are all cadres of various departments. If we do not communicate with our own departments for a long time, it is easy to make mistakes.

So, during the rest of the training process, we can queue up and take turns to use a public DingDingLe here to contact our department so that we can check the situation of our department at any time.

I was in touch with Haixing through that DingDingLe before. "

"Ding Ding Le is easy to talk about." Ouyang Murphy said, "But what about the mobile phone, where did you get it?"

"This, of course, is borrowed."

"Borrowed from whom?"

"Of course it's with... ah, why do you have so many problems, do you think I'm a prisoner?"

Speaking of this, Hu Qiang immediately said again: "In short, after I just had a virtual video call with Tang Haixing through Ding Ding Le, he told me that he wanted to send me some beef jerky. He was so sincere that he reluctantly agreed.

So if you're going to give something away, give something else, not jerky.

By the way, I remember that the snacks in the rest area seem to be free, and many of them are individually packaged.

Murphy, I think so, you can give me some free snacks like those in the rest area.

For example, small bread, small cake, Shaqima, or spicy strips or something.

By the way, remember to remember, it must be the kind of independent small package!
Otherwise, it is inconvenient to steal and eat, and it is easy to be discovered. "

"Why, the life over there is very difficult?" Ouyang Murphy asked with a smile.

Hu Qiang sighed and said, "Oh, I won't lie to you.

What kind of training is this, what is returning to nature, it is clearly here to suffer!
Not to mention that we have to do so much farm work a day, if we can't finish the tasks, we will have nothing to eat.

To be honest, I've only eaten one meal so far today, and I'm so hungry that my chest is sticking to my back. "

Ouyang Murphy smiled: "Okay, I got it, I'll send you some delicious food later."

"Very good, as expected of my most...valued subordinate!" Hu Qiang smiled immediately.

"Oh, let's not talk about it, someone called me, and I'm going to gather for training again, I have to go!
Remember, Mo Fei, fix the paper shredder, keep an eye on them for me, and mail me snacks in small individual packages!
Especially the last one, remember it! "

After finishing the call with Hu Qiang, Ouyang Mofei was in a great mood, and the whole person was happy, and the smile on the corner of his mouth could not be restrained.

But soon, Ouyang Murphy put away his smile, and said softly to himself: "Don't get me wrong, I'm just happy because I earned his 150 yuan red envelope easily, there is no other reason, no!"

After speaking, Ouyang Murphy seemed to feel that this kind of self-deception was meaningless, pouted, put away the phone again, and then got up to leave.

After washing up and coming out of the toilet, Ouyang Murphy, who was in a good mood, happily walked to the emergency department with a lollipop in his mouth. He planned to go back to the emergency department to repair the shredder, and then go to Hu Strong postal snacks.

But as soon as she walked out of the corridor, she suddenly saw Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie sneaking into the conference room together, and it seemed that there was something shady to discuss.

Originally, Ouyang Murphy was usually too lazy to care about this kind of thing, but now she was in a good mood and remembered Hu Qiang's previous instructions, so she walked to the door of the conference room and leaned against the wall to eavesdrop.

At this time, Pang Xiaobai in the conference room had already closed the curtains and walked to Su Kejie's side.

"What are you trying to pull me over for?" Su Kejie asked, "Speak quickly if you have something to say, Du Mu is pressing you hard, and I have to rush back to change the poster."

Pang Xiaobai hurriedly said, "Hush, keep your voice down!"

After looking back subconsciously, Pang Xiaobai said in a low voice: "Ajie, that's right. I was not that kind of thing a while ago, and then my psychiatrist suggested to me that I might as well try to change the environment."

"Change the environment?" Su Kejie frowned, and turned to look at Pang Xiaobai, "Why, you plan to move out and stop renting with me?"

Immediately afterwards, Su Kejie turned his head to look at the wall again: "It's okay to move away, but you don't want to neglect the cleaning this weekend!"

"It's not that I want to move out, I won't share the rent with you anymore." Pang Xiaobai rubbed his hands together, "I mean..."

Looking back at the door again, Pang Xiaobai said to Su Kejie: ​​"I want to say, quit!"

"Job-hopping?" Su Kejie looked at Pang Xiaobai expressionlessly, "Humph, every month I hear you clamoring for job-hopping, naked resignation, starting a business, selling tea eggs, and selling small cakes! Change, but I haven’t seen you take any action.”

Pang Xiaobai said: "I was not ready, but this time I am serious!"

"Seriously? How serious?" Su Kejie asked.

Pang Xiaobai said: "You don't know, in fact, I have silently sent many resumes to other companies before, and I have already acted."

Su Kejie said: "Please, you have some brains, okay?
The current employment environment is so bad, you plan to change jobs easily just because of a psychiatrist?
Is job-hopping so easy?What if the dance is not good?Go to the rooftop and then jump off the building?
Besides, the advice given by the psychiatrist may not all be useful.

For example, when I broke up before, I went to a psychiatrist for psychological counseling, and that doctor..."

"Wait!" Pang Xiaobai interrupted him, "When did you break up? Have you ever been in love? Have you ever had a girlfriend?"

Su Kejie turned his head violently, and after looking at Pang Xiaobai's unbelieving eyes, he immediately turned his head violently again, no longer looking at Pang Xiaobai, and said angrily: "Well, I haven't been able to find a girlfriend, so I went to a psychiatrist and cried Let's do it!"

Pang Xiaobai blinked: "Eh, you continue."

Su Kejie took a deep breath and said: "At that time, the psychiatrist suggested that I raise a pair of hamsters to adjust my mood, and I did so, but after I bought it, one hamster ate the other. Feeling even worse."

Pang Xiaobai smiled: "That's right, but my psychiatrist is quite reliable. He suggested that I find a tree hole, say what's on my mind, shout it out, and release the pressure in this way."

"Tree hole?" Su Kejie asked, "Where did you find the tree hole?"

Pang Xiaobai said: "There is no tree hole, but we have pipes. To be honest, I used to say that I would work overtime after work, and then quietly went to the pipe room by myself, facing the mouth of the pipe. Speak freely, shout as much as you want, vent as much as you want!"

"Is it useful for a person like you to vent to the pipe?" Su Kejie asked.

"It's better than nothing." Pang Xiaobai said.

"That's true." Su Kejie nodded, "I will try later."

Pang Xiaobai followed up: "Then, Ajie, have you ever thought that every thought that you want to quit suddenly may be the mistreated you in the future, sending you a distress signal through time and space?"

Su Kejie shook his head and said, "I only know that every night I work overtime is paying for the wrong major I chose before."

"It's boring for you to do this." Pang Xiaobai sat beside Su Kejie angrily, "I'm telling you something serious."

Su Kejie turned his head and looked at Pang Xiaobai: "Speaking of job hopping, you are as busy as me every day, how can you have time to go to other companies for interviews?"

Pang Xiaobai said: "You don't understand this. Now the HRs of major companies are very accommodating. You don't have to go to the company for an interview in person. Remote interviews are fine. I have done remote interviews several times."

Su Kejie asked: "How did you interview remotely? We have been together all the time. I have never seen you conduct an online video interview?"

"Hey, what time is it, you don't have to have an online interview, you can also have a remote voice interview over the phone." Pang Xiaobai smiled.

"Voice interview?" Su Kejie frowned, "For example?"

Pang Xiaobai chuckled: "For example, do you still remember the last time, when I suddenly answered a phone call and then suddenly started speaking Korean?"

"I remember, why don't I remember." Su Kejie said, "That time you suddenly spoke Korean, and then you said that you picked up a new client who was Korean, and I asked you how you know Korean, and you said that you learned a few words to deal with business. Son, so you were interviewing secretly?"

"That's right!" Pang Xiaobai nodded, "There was one more time, do you remember the last meeting, that time I suddenly coughed violently in the middle of the meeting."

Su Kejie frowned: "Of course I remember, the last time we had a meeting together in the big conference room, Manager Hu said that he was going to participate in cadre training, and then began to assign tasks to us, asking us to work hard when he was away, don't slack.

Then you suddenly coughed violently and kept coughing non-stop. We all thought you were sick, and I even slapped you on the back.

It turns out that you are also interviewing secretly! "

"That's right!" Pang Xiaobai nodded again.

Su Kejie crossed his arms and looked at Pang Xiaobai with contempt: "Xiaobai, you are actually interviewing with other companies during working hours, you are not small!"

Pang Xiaobai sighed: "I don't want to, but I've been so busy with work recently, I've been abused so badly, I feel like a piece of calcium carbonate, I've been exhausted under the high temperature, and in the end there is only one swear word—Cao!"

Su Kejie sighed: "Okay, then you have interviewed so many, have you found a suitable next job?"

Pang Xiaobai nodded: "Don't tell me, a big company is very interested in me, and the position is the planning director of the brand department!"

Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai clenched his fists with excitement on his face: "Did you hear me, I'm finally going to be Party A's father, hehehe!"

Immediately afterwards, Pang Xiaobai patted Su Kejie on the shoulder: "By the way, it happens that they are still recruiting art workers. No, they are designers. Why don't you jump jobs with me, and let's escape this damn emergency department together!"

Su Kejie turned his head: "Forget it, one thing more is worse than one thing less, I'm afraid of being tricked."

Pang Xiaobai immediately said: "You said that! Which of us is with whom, when did I cheat you?
For example, in the start-up company I took you to find a new job at the beginning, the colleagues are full of youth, and everyone is so happy to get along. "

Su Kejie said coldly: "They are full of youth, but they are inexperienced. They are flying around at work, which makes me scolded every day."

Pang Xiaobai blinked: "Then the head office of the foreign company that took you to, right? The benefits are good, and three meals are included, how nice it is!"

Su Kejie continued coldly: "Hmph, I have to work twelve hours a day to get three meals a day, and I don't eat until midnight. My stomach problem came from starvation at that time!"

Pang Xiaobai frowned, and then said: "Then, the big humanized company that took you to after that is not bad, right? At least the work is free and the salary is high!"

Su Kejie turned his head and looked at Pang Xiaobai coldly: "Do you dare to have a worse memory? The big humanized company you mentioned with free work and high salary is here!"

Immediately afterwards, Su Kejie sighed: "Besides, when I joined here, I was tricked into signing a non-employment agreement. If I leave here without authorization, I will not be able to go to hundreds of companies! Do you know?"

Pang Xiaobai blinked: "Isn't it? You dare to sign this kind of non-transferable contract of sale?"

Su Kejie said: "Isn't it because I was bluffed by the beautiful words of the beautiful HR at the time.

However, I think it's not just me, other people should have signed the non-employment agreement.

Otherwise, why are everyone so coquettish, but why are they all stuck in the emergency department?
Apart from signing a non-compete agreement, I can't think of any other reason for them not to leave. "

Pang Xiaobai frowned and thought about it: "For our department, Haixing and Ruoyu may have signed a non-employment agreement.

Both Manager Hu and Sha Lele are impossible, and the rest of Mo Fei...

Hmph, that straight-hearted woman of hers can't hide things at all. If there really was a non-compete agreement, she couldn't help but yell, how could she hold back? "

"That's right!" Su Kejie said, "A non-mainstream person like Murphy who is indistinguishable between male and female, if he really signed a non-compete agreement, he would have been in trouble for a long time."

Speaking of this, Su Kejie turned his head to look at Pang Xiaobai: "Do you still remember the last time I worked overtime on weekends? Murphy actually asked for leave, and then Manager Hu asked her why she asked for leave. Her reason for asking for leave was to take lizards to a blind date and breeding!"

"That's right!" Pang Xiaobai laughed loudly, "I still remember that Murphy told Manager Hu this reason in public, and Manager Hu was so angry that he couldn't speak."

"We still know how to be human." Su Kejie said, "Seeing that Manager Hu is so angry, he decided to stay and work overtime."

"That's right!" Pang Xiaobai continued to laugh, "Thinking about it this way, we are much better than Murphy! Murphy's skills are amazing, but she is too good at being a human being! With her personality, no one can stand it." She is doomed to die alone, hahahaha!"

When Ouyang Murphy outside the door heard this, he squinted his eyes and lowered his face, then stopped listening and strode away.

"Ha! Ha! Ha!" At this moment, Su Kejie said three times with a blank expression, and then suddenly said to Pang Xiaobai with a blank expression, "Stop laughing! Knowing how to be a man means bowing your head and admitting cowardice. What are you so proud of?"

Seeing that Pang Xiaobai stopped smiling, Su Kejie shook his head: "Forget it, I understand what you said, and I'm going back to work. If you really succeed in changing jobs, remember to treat me to dinner after you get the job offer, that's it! "

"What are you eating!" Pang Xiaobai said with a sullen face, "When I become the planning director of the brand department and the father of Party A, I will take you there to live a good life!"

Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai even patted Su Kejie's ass.

Su Kejie glanced at Pang Xiaobai, then patted Pang Xiaobai's ass.

Pang Xiaobai patted Su Kejie again.

Su Kejie patted Pang Xiaobai again.

Just like this, you pat my butt, I pat your butt, and pat each other.

"Okay, stop taking pictures!" Su Kejie who walked out of the conference room glared and said, "People will misunderstand if they see it. I don't want people to think that we have something. I like women."

"That's true." Pang Xiaobai frowned, "Oh, but after being slapped by you like this, I suddenly want to shit."

"Huh?" Su Kejie stared, "Me too."

Pang Xiaobai frowned: "Slapping buttocks can also treat constipation?"

Su Kejie said expressionlessly: "It should be that we slapped our buttocks while walking, which stimulated each other's nerve endings in the large intestine and promoted intestinal peristalsis, so we suddenly felt the need to defecate.

But it is also possible that there is something wrong with what we ate this morning, otherwise, how could we both feel it at the same time? "

Pang Xiaobai nodded: "Let me just say, there must be something wrong with the pancakes this morning."

Su Kejie said blankly: "Please, you are the one who insists on eating finger pancakes! And you insist on eating them with me!"

"Am I brave enough to try?" Pang Xiaobai said, "Eating hamburgers all morning, you are not tired of it."

"It's better than it is now." Su Kejie continued with a blank expression, "Also, are you going to finish, I, I can't hold back!"

Pang Xiaobai blinked, and suddenly smiled at Su Kejie: ​​"Since that's the case, why don't we go to the bathroom together, go to the toilet together, and discuss the future plans after jumping... hiss...?"

Seeing Pang Xiaobai suddenly covering his butt, Su Kejie also covered his butt and nodded: "You can have this!"

Immediately afterwards, the two looked at each other, and suddenly ran to the toilet together.

Well, if you don't run, you can't, if you don't run, you will really overflow!
　Thanks to "Come to see me with eggs" and "Hui Hui Hui Yang" for their rewards!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)