Hu Qiang's Decision

Chapter 190 If you make an oath but don't keep it, you will be struck by lightning!

"Lele, look, my idea of ​​soaking my resume in water and then burning it is a good idea, isn't it?"

Tang Haixing held the chopsticks in one hand and pointed to the water-soaked resume in the water tank with the other.

"Look, soak it in water first, then stir it with chopsticks after it softens, you can easily destroy a resume, then pick it up with chopsticks, throw it in the trash can, and easily dispose of an old resume without much effort. "

Speaking of this, Tang Haixing smiled: "So, although we have lost the paper shredder, it is not as efficient and direct as before, but as long as we are willing to use our brains and use our ingenuity, this kind of use of various tools and means, Crushing resumes by hand is fun, isn't it?"

"Yes!" Sha Lele nodded energetically.

Then Sha Lele cut the resume with scissors, and said:

"Don't say it, Mr. Haixing, seeing the resumes disappearing in my hands, I understand that internship opportunities are hard-won!

Looking at the various skills on the resume, I know that I have to work harder! "

Tang Haixing nodded solemnly, and suddenly clenched his right fist and shouted loudly: "Small screw!"

"Great work!" Sha Lele also clenched his fist and responded loudly.

Seeing Tang Haixing's passionate interaction with Sha Lele, Ouyang Murphy, who was standing by the side repairing the shredder, rolled his eyes straight up, speechless.

At this time, Tang Haixing tapped his chopsticks and said to Sha Lele again: "Come on, report your skill statistics."

"En!" Sha Lele nodded heavily.

After putting down the scissors, Sha Lele picked up his notepad and looked at it: "Currently the number one common skill is proficiency in Word and wps."

Speaking of this, Sha Lele looked at Tang Haixing: "Teacher Tang, do you think I should buy a tutorial package for office automation and study it systematically?"

Tang Haixing shook his head: "No need at all! You know, as long as most people can create a new text document, they dare to say that they are proficient in Word. This is not an advanced skill. And most of the things on the resume are exaggerated, so you can't believe it all !"

Immediately afterwards, Tang Haixing asked, "For example, Lele, do you know how to use the water dispenser?"

"Of course." Sha Lele nodded.

Tang Haixing smiled: "Then you can write on your resume that you can operate all kinds of office appliances proficiently! Another example, can you use a paper shredder?"

Sha Lele shook his head: "Not really."

Tang Haixing immediately said: "Then you can write on your resume that you have a strong learning ability and can be familiar with the use and operation of various office appliances in a very short period of time."

"Oh, it can still be like this." Sha Lele nodded again, with a look of ignorance.

Tang Haixing said: "Lele, don't worry, when the shredder is repaired, I promise to teach you how to use it in ten seconds!"

Sha Lele immediately laughed happily: "Thank you, Teacher Tang!"

"Oh, you're welcome!" Tang Haixing turned his head and waved his hands, "As a leader, this is what I should do."

Hearing this, Ouyang Murphy, who was repairing the shredder, rolled his eyes again.

At this moment, Su Kejie and Pang Xiaobai walked in hand in hand.

"You guys came just in time!" Tang Haixing, holding chopsticks in his hand, hurriedly said to Su Kejie and Pang Xiaobai, "Hurry up and come together, shredding paper makes us happier, and we can also understand many profound truths!"

When Su Kejie saw it, he immediately turned his head and said to Pang Xiaobai, "Hurry up and help, I'll come as soon as I finish Du Mu's work!"

After finishing speaking, Su Kejie turned his head and left.

But as soon as he took a step, Pang Xiaobai grabbed the clothes on his back: "Don't try to run away! Let's do it together!"

After dragging Su Kejie back, Pang Xiaobai looked at Tang Haixing who was soaking his resume with chopsticks in water, then at Sha Lele who was shredding his resume with scissors, and finally turned his head to look at Ouyang Murphy who was repairing the shredder.

After blinking, Pang Xiaobai dragged Su Kejie to Ouyang Mofei: "Murphy, how is the shredder repaired?"

Ouyang Murphy looked up at Pang Xiaobai, then shook his head slightly.

"Hey!" Pang Xiaobai sighed, "The shredder can't be repaired. If we shred the resume with bare hands, how long will we have to do it?"

Immediately afterwards, Pang Xiaobai put his hands together and looked up at the ceiling: "God, if the paper shredder can be repaired immediately, Ajie is willing to undertake all the shredding work!"

"Nonsense!" Su Kejie turned his head violently, "You swear, let me bear it? What are you thinking? Hmph, if I do hard work, you don't want to run away!"

"Hey, is it over?" Ouyang Murphy said suddenly, "After talking about cross talk, are you going to play a sketch again? If you pretend to be crazy and play tricks like this, the work will disappear by itself? Don't be stupid!"

Su Kejie let go of Pang Xiaobai's collar, turned his head to look at Ouyang Murphy, and then at the paper shredder that had been reinstalled: "Hey, Murphy, this paper shredder...is ready?"

Ouyang Murphy nodded lazily and said: "I removed the shredded paper that was jammed in the shredder, and checked again, and found that there was no obvious damage inside, so it should be usable. However, after checking, I found a strange thing."

"What strange thing?" Pang Xiaobai asked.

Ouyang Murphy casually picked up a resume, put it in the shredder's shredder, and said, "This stuff is weird, it moves every time you praise it, just like this!"

Speaking of this, Ouyang Murphy put one hand in his trouser pocket, supported the table with the other, and said to the paper shredder, "The paper shredder is great!"

Then I saw the paper shredder start to move suddenly, swallowing part of the resume and shredding part of it.

Seeing this situation, everyone was stunned.

After a while, Sha Lele tried to say to the shredder: "Shredder, the way you shred paper... so beautiful!"

Just after saying this, the paper shredder swallowed another part of the resume.

"Isn't it?" Pang Xiaobai jumped to the side in fright, "A machine made up of a bunch of broken parts, still want to listen to good words? This is unscientific!"

Just after saying this sentence, the paper shredder suddenly spit out part of the resume in reverse, and Pang Xiaobai took a step back in fright again.

"This..." Pang Xiaobai opened his mouth wide, "Has the paper shredder become a master?"

"Isn't it?" Tang Haixing said suddenly, "This paper shredder...is not too fast, but rather has a temper?"

"It's just a shredder, can it really understand people?" Su Kejie frowned, "Is it true?"

Ouyang Murphy crossed his arms: "I've seen it. The circuit board structure inside this paper shredder is much more complicated than that of ordinary paper shredders. Maybe it has a built-in advanced AI chip?"

Speaking of this, Ouyang Murphy shook his head: "Forget it, maybe I'm thinking too much. It's just a paper shredder, and it's not high-tech. Why should it have a built-in advanced AI chip?"

"I understand!" Tang Haixing raised his chopsticks, "This paper shredder can not only be operated by buttons, but also can be remotely connected to the Internet through the mobile phone, and it can be remotely controlled to work when it is convenient. If it is not built with an advanced AI chip, how can the mobile phone Remote control such a complicated function?"

"It makes sense!" Sha Lele followed.

"I heard that if some cows are praised every day, the meat will taste better!
This shredder swallows so many wonderful resumes every day, no wonder it needs someone to praise it. "

Tang Haixing nodded: "If you praise this shredder, it can make it work normally..."

Having said that, Tang Haixing paused, and then looked at Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie who were standing blankly aside.

"What are you two still doing?" Tang Haixing frowned.

"You two just said by yourself, fix the paper shredder, and contract all the paper shredding work!

It doesn't count if you can't speak, but if you make an oath but don't carry it out, you will be struck by lightning! "

Seeing that Su Kejie and Pang Xiaobai were still indifferent, Tang Haixing nodded solemnly immediately: "Don't worry, praise it more, give him more positive energy, let him work hard, this performance depends on it!"

After listening to Tang Haixing's words, Su Kejie and Pang Xiaobai looked at each other, and then looked at the magical shredder together.

"Shredder." Su Kejie said suddenly, "You..."

Speaking of this, Su Kejie glanced at Pang Xiaobai, who nodded.

Suddenly, Su Kejie and Pang Xiaobai applauded together: "That's great!"

After the two of them said this sentence, the shredder swallowed the half-spit out resume again, and before it was finished, it directly swallowed the resume and shredded it.

"Isn't it, so amazing?" Pang Xiaobai opened his mouth wide.

Su Kejie nodded: "It seems that the paper shredder is really good, it is indeed an advanced paper shredder with built-in AI!"

Ouyang Murphy smiled playfully: "That's right, then I'll leave this to you, work hard!"

(End of this chapter)