Hu Qiang's Decision

Chapter 191 I Want to Kiss and Hug You!
"Little Sui Sui!"

Pang Xiaobai narrowed his eyes and looked at the shredder with a look of intoxication.

"The sound you make when you are working hard is really super nice, just like Teacher Zhiling playing with a chainsaw, it is sweet and exciting!"

After hearing what Pang Xiaobai said, the paper shredder immediately swallowed up the resume and shredded it.

After the paper shredder finished swallowing a resume, Su Kejie immediately sent another resume.

After putting in a new resume, Su Kejie said: "Sui Sui, look how beautiful you are, square and square, with sharp edges and corners!"

Finding that the shredder was motionless, Pang Xiaobai looked at Su Kejie speechlessly.

Su Kejie looked at Pang Xiaobai's stinky face, and then continued to say to the shredder: "You, you work hard every day, and when you break down, you will be put into the museum, and every day there will be new little shredders to admire your demeanor. Listen to your deeds!"

As soon as I said this, the paper shredder suddenly spit out the resume in reverse.

Seeing the situation, Pang Xiaobai immediately became anxious: "Ajie, what's the matter with you? You can't leave the funeral with three words? Are you a designer or an embalmer? Can you say something positive?"

Su Kejie held a stack of old resumes in his hand, and said impatiently: "I've been boasting for so long, from morning to afternoon, I really have nothing to say."

Speaking of this, Su Kejie turned his head and said to Ouyang Murphy who was at the station: "Murphy, please stand by me for a while, I really can't do it."

Ouyang Murphy raised his head and said, "According to my observation, this shredder should be female, and praise from males will be more effective, so I'm not suitable."

"Isn't it?" Su Kejie said, "There are male and female shredders?"

After finishing speaking, Su Kejie picked up the shredder and looked at the bottom of the shredder: "How do you see the male and female?"

Pang Xiaobai immediately patted Su Kejie's butt: "Bah! Hooligan! Put it down! Do you still want face?"

Only then did Su Kejie put the shredder back into place.

Ouyang Mofei smiled, and continued: "On the surface, you can't see the male and female, but when you went to eat at noon, I tried it, and found that if you praise it for its beauty, it will move and praise it for its beauty. If you praise it for being handsome, it won't move, it's obviously a delicate girl!"

"Oh?" Pang Xiaobai turned his head and said to Ouyang Murphy, "Is it possible that it needs to be replaced with a pink plug?"

As soon as he finished this sentence, half of the resume that Su Kejie put on the shredder was swallowed.

Seeing the situation, Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie looked at each other, both with expressions of seeing the devil.

Immediately afterwards, Su Kejie tried to say to the shredder: "Then I'll buy you a pink dust cover!"

After finding that the shredder was not moving, Pang Xiaobai immediately patted Su Kejie on the shoulder:

"What kind of dust to prevent, what kind of cover to cover? Pay attention to the examination questions, you!
Didn't you hear what Mo Fei said, this is a delicate girl with a dust cover?Bought for your grandma?Are you unhappy without seeing the shredder? "

"Then you come." Su Kejie looked at Pang Xiaobai expressionlessly.

"I'm coming, I'm coming!"

After finishing speaking, Pang Xiaobai narrowed his eyes, and said to the shredder: "Little Suisui, don't listen to him, he is just a straight guy who doesn't understand anything, otherwise, he wouldn't have found a girlfriend until now. "

Under Su Kejie's cold gaze, Pang Xiaobai smiled slightly, waved his hand silently to Su Kejie, and then continued to say to the shredder: "Well, how about I give you a pink...remote control?"

After finishing speaking, I found that the shredder was still motionless.

This time, Pang Xiaobai was immediately embarrassed.

Ouyang Murphy smiled softly from behind: "You men have written too many bad checks, and I am disappointed. I will never believe your nonsense anymore."

Speaking of this, Ouyang Murphy looked up at Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie: ​​"I tell you, hurry up and show some sincerity. While there is still a chance to redeem it, don't be really completely disappointed, then the game is over!"

Su Kejie said: "Sincerity? How can there be sincerity? Could it be that we want to confess our love to a paper shredder?"

"Wait!" Pang Xiaobai narrowed his eyes, "Confession? I understand!"

Suddenly, Pang Xiaobai stood up and said to the shredder: "Ah, shredder, my sweetheart, my shredder! You are so intellectual, elegant, beautiful and capable, I can't bear it anymore, I have to follow You say three words - I love you!"

As soon as he finished this sentence, he saw the paper shredder work suddenly, swallowing the resume and shredding it in one go.

"Oye!" Pang Xiaobai clenched his fist and winked at Su Kejie.

Su Kejie's eyes lit up, he quickly stood up and sent a resume to the shredder, and then said to the shredder: "Little Suishi, you weigh three hundred grams in my heart!"

Speaking of this, he found that the shredder was motionless, and Pang Xiaobai next to him immediately stared at Su Kejie without saying a word.

Su Kejie blinked, and hurriedly said: "Because my heart weighs [-] grams, so your weight is [-] grams, which means you occupy all of my heart!"

After saying this sentence, the shredder swallowed the resume once again, Su Kejie couldn't help but clenched his fist, and sent another resume.

Pang Xiaobai simply hugged the shredder: "Oh, Sui Sui, my sweetheart, your white and tender outer shell is delicate and smooth to the touch! You have a star sticker on your chest, which shows your unique taste and full of childishness. Interesting heart!"

Looking at the paper shredder that swallowed resumes continuously, Pang Xiaobai said again: "Ah! Your mouth exudes a fresh fragrance of ink, I can't bear it anymore, I want to kiss you and hug you!"

After finishing speaking, Pang Xiaobai hugged the shredder, pouting and kissing the shredder continuously.

Just as Pang Xiaobai kept kissing the shredder, Jin Ruoyu suddenly walked in from the outside.

Seeing Pang Xiaobai's perverted picture holding the paper shredder and kissing constantly, Jin Ruoyu was stunned.

At this time, Pang Xiaobai hadn't found Jin Ruoyu yet, and he was still kissing the shredder while swearing:

"Kang Mang, Bei Bi! Come on, Sui Sui! I love you alone..."

As soon as I said this, Su Kejie, who had already discovered Jin Ruoyu, couldn't help but tugged Pang Xiaobai who was still in heat and fiery.

Pang Xiaobai was taken aback, looked at Su Kejie, and then followed Su Kejie's line of sight, only to realize that it was Jin Ruoyu who had come.

After looking up at Jin Ruoyu for three seconds, Pang Xiaobai suddenly let go of the shredder and stood up, pointing at Jin Ruoyu with one hand, but said to the shredder: "Ah! You are the fairy who came out of the painting!"

Su Kejie hurriedly put his resume in the shredder, and answered: "You are an angel who fell into the world!"

Just when Jin Ruoyu's eyes widened, Pang Xiaobai said to Jin Ruoyu, "Everyone is crazy about you, crazy about you!"

Su Kejie answered: "Bang bang the big wall for you!"

Jin Ruoyu looked at Pang Xiaobai, then at Su Kejie, and then at the shredder that kept swallowing resumes.

"Kneel down and say, the effect will be better!"

Upon hearing this, Su Kejie blinked: "Ruoyu, you are so funny, I don't know what you are talking about."

Pang Xiaobai immediately knelt down on one knee in front of Jin Ruoyu: "For the person I like, I can give everything, even if my knees get watery, it's no problem!"

Su Kejie put a resume on the shredder again, and then knelt down to Jin Ruoyu: "For the person I like, I can double my efforts, even if my knees are full of water!"

Just when Jin Ruoyu's eyes widened again, Ouyang Mofei from behind said with a smile: "Sure enough, double the accumulation of water can double the harvest!"

(End of this chapter)