Hu Qiang's Decision
Chapter 264 Did You Want To Fuck Me A Long Time Ago?
Chapter 264 Did You Want To Fuck Me A Long Time Ago?
Seeing the system subtitles that suddenly appeared in front of him, what Hu Qiang originally wanted to say immediately stopped.
After blinking, Hu Qiang decisively chose to accept the task.
Lying the most times is nothing more than wearing the hat of a liar for three days at the end.
It's a bit embarrassing, but it's really nothing.
At least compared with 3 yuan and an advanced violin playing skill, it's really nothing.
Among them, the most attractive thing is not the 3 yuan, but the violin skills.
Now, he finally mastered the skill that he had dreamed of when he was a child.
It can be said that the violin is the musical instrument skill that Hu Qiang wants more.
On the contrary, Hu Qiang didn't particularly like the top guitar skills.
Even if the top level is higher than the high level, if you don't like it, you just don't like it.
And although this violin skill is only an advanced skill, it is enough.
System produced, must be a boutique.
Advanced violin skills are basically equivalent to the level of violin teachers in professional music colleges.
To be able to reach this level is also very powerful in this world.
As for the top level, they are all at the level of top masters. In terms of skills alone, the difference from advanced level is actually not that big. It is more about the interpretation of personal feelings and other deeper things.
In fact, Hu Qiang once thought about learning the violin when he was a child in his previous life, but he was not able to do so due to limited conditions and circumstances.
When he grew up, he was always busy with his livelihood, and finally had some time to rest. Because he was too tired, he just wanted to lie down and watch videos and play games, and he didn't have the time and energy to learn the violin.
To put it bluntly, it was him in the past. He was too lazy and ordinary. Even if he had thoughts in his heart, they couldn't match them with actions.
In fact, most ordinary people, who don't want to be proficient in all kinds of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, who don't want to be versatile?
But how many people really have the condition to be multi-talented?
Time, money, energy, and the environment are all indispensable.
Ordinary adults, if they can live, they have to do their best. How can they have the time to learn how to play, play, sing, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play the piano, calligraphy, calligraphy and painting?
The greatness of the system is that it directly gives the results you want and avoids the boring and long learning time in the middle. This is the most attractive place.
So, even for this violin skill, a good liar should be a good liar.
Thinking of this, Hu Qiang said bluntly in the middle: "Hey, this, Secretary Jin, in fact, your idea is also reasonable, but you change the hat, and we don't change it, which is a bit unreasonable.
In this way, I declare that the event will continue, and then, all the hats that have exploded must adjust the numbers for Mo Fei, so that it can be fair and just! "
"Not bad." Ouyang Murphy nodded to Hu Qiang with a smile, "Old Hu, I didn't expect you to be a little more responsible, like a man!"
"Manager Hu?" Su Kejie frowned and looked at Hu Qiang, "This, this..."
"Stop talking!" Hu Qiang waved his hand, "Ajie, forget it, we are all men, we can't bully women, let's continue the game, anyway, there is still time, until the last moment, no one knows what will happen, you Say yes?"
Hearing this, Su Kejie had nothing to say and could only nod his head.
In this way, Hu Qiang, Su Kejie, and Pang Xiaobai all followed Ouyang Murphy to the plumbing room, and then Ouyang Murphy adjusted the counter on the hat so that the hat only displayed the last two digits.
As for the numbers over one hundred, stick a post-it note on the front and write the number on it, just like Jin Ruoyu's situation.
After the adjustment, Hu Qiang's number was "101", Su Kejie's number was "166", and Pang Xiaobai's number was "168", all of which were over one hundred, but lower than Jin Ruoyu's.
Among them, Hu Qiang has the lowest number among the over [-] people. If you pay attention, he should be the most stable before getting off work.
However, Hu Qiang's goal at this time has changed. He no longer thinks about how to lie less, but how to lie more and become the one who lies the most times.
Because only in this way can he get the system reward.
It's just that Hu Qiang can't be too obvious, otherwise, it will arouse suspicion.
Then, Hu Qiang paid attention.
He thought of Ouyang Murphy.
As long as she provokes Ouyang Murphy, she will immediately reply to herself.
As long as she pissed herself off, asked herself questions, and lied normally, wouldn't she be able to increase the number?
Thinking of this, Hu Qiang straightened his face, and said to Ouyang Murphy who was walking towards his work station with a tool basket, "Murphy, come with me to the manager's room and tell you something."
Ouyang Murphy pouted, put the tool basket on the table, clapped his hands, and followed Hu Qiang into the manager's room.
As soon as he entered the door, Ouyang Murphy asked, "Why are you calling me?"
"Close the door first!" Hu Qiang said with a straight face.
Ouyang Murphy closed the door with one foot, and then came over and said, "What's the matter?"
Hu Qiang rubbed his hands, and immediately put on a refined and easy-going smile and said: "It's nothing, I just ask you a few questions, come, come, sit first, sit down and chat."
Ouyang Murphy sneered, sat directly on the sofa, and crossed his legs subconsciously.
Hu Qiang came over and sat opposite to Ouyang Mofei, and asked with a smile: "Murphy, as a programmer, your income should be quite high, maybe [-]?"
Ouyang Murphy curled his lips and chuckled: "Is it none of your business? Why should I tell you?"
Hu Qiang frowned, and then asked with a smile: "Well, since you are so rich, why don't you buy a decent house?"
Ouyang Murphy chuckled again: "Why, you are not convinced, and want to get back?"
"Where." Hu Qiang smiled, "I just care about you."
Ding, add one to the number!
Hu Qiang blinked, and then, under Ouyang Murphy's contemptuous eyes, put on a more kind smile and said:
"Murphy, look at you. You are young and beautiful, and you have skills. Why are you willing to do odd jobs in this small emergency department? This is a talent, don't you think?"
Ouyang Murphy smiled coldly: "Suddenly you are so concerned about my affairs, what do you mean?"
Hu Qiang smiled and said: "No, I really care about you, feel sorry for you, and just complain about you."
Ding, add one to the number.
Hearing this voice, Hu Qiang paused, secretly pleased, but on the surface he frowned and said: "Hey, this, Mo Fei, you said that you are so young and beautiful, why don't you find a boyfriend and have a good relationship? "
Ouyang Murphy frowned and said impatiently: "Whether I find a boyfriend, or whether I fall in love, it's none of your business? You are just my manager, not my father, why are you so lenient?"
"Oh, I'm doing this for your own good!" Hu Qiang said with a smile.
Ding, add one to the number!
Ouyang Murphy suddenly smiled: "Manager Hu, I understand your desire for revenge, but unfortunately, if you want to counterattack, you must have enough IQ to match.
Look at you now, if you can't get revenge, you'll get yourself covered in blood instead.
It's not that I said you, Lao Hu, if you go on like this, the number will soon surpass Secretary Jin.
Or, are you looking at Secretary Jin with too many numbers on his head, feeling sorry for the beauty, wanting to win the first place yourself, and put on the hat of a liar? "
"I..." Hu Qiang blinked, not knowing what to say for a moment.
Ding, add one to the number above your head.
Well, being entangled is considered lying.
Hearing this, Hu Qiang rolled his eyes, then rubbed his hands together and smiled, "Oh, Mo Fei, look at you, I'm thinking too much, I just want to chat with you casually, why should I be so serious."
Ding, add one to the number above your head.
Ouyang Murphy smiled: "Old Hu, your question is too naive, if you want to regain your place, you can't just ask this kind of question, you should at least ask something difficult.
Ouyang Murphy continued to laugh: "Do you prefer to use your left hand or your right hand?"
Hu Qiang blinked: "I don't know what you are talking about."
Ding, add one to the number.
Ouyang Murphy asked again: "You should solve it while watching the movie, then you must have saved a lot of colorful action movies, right? Do you have ten G?"
Hu Qiang immediately said: "Nonsense, I never watch that kind of film!"
Ding, add one to the number.
At this time, Hu Qiang couldn't stand it anymore: "No, don't bring such a thing, you are foul!"
"That's good." Ouyang Murphy raised his chin, "Let me ask you, did you want to fuck me a long time ago?"
"No!" Hu Qiang shook his head hastily.
Ding, add one to the number!
Hu Qiang immediately widened his eyes.
"Then do you want to sleep with me?" Ouyang Murphy suddenly narrowed his eyes and asked.
Hu Qiang quickly shook his head and waved his hands.
Ding, add one to the number!
Startled, Hu Qiang immediately opened his mouth wide, and quickly shook his head and waved his hands again.
Ding, add one to the number!
Ouyang Murphy smiled: "You want to fuck me and sleep with me, but you haven't expressed it yet.
So, are you afraid of trying because of low self-esteem, fear of being rejected, and fear of embarrassment?
Or are you afraid that you can't afford it and don't want to try? "
"Hehe." Hu Qiang smiled dryly, "It's nothing, you think too much."
Ding, add one to the number.
Hu Qiang quickly stood up and said: "Enough is enough, stop talking! It's not like this, it's not like this!
Murphy, it's all a misunderstanding, it's really a misunderstanding, it's not what you think, I'm just, just..."
"Just what?" Ouyang Murphy squinted and asked.
Hu Qiang suddenly calmed down at this moment, took a deep breath, and sat back in his chair.
Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang said seriously: "Okay, let's stop making trouble, Mo Fei! In fact, the things I asked you before were all jokes I made to adjust the atmosphere."
Ding, add one to the number!
Hu Qiang blinked, and continued to be serious: "Of course, I also admit that what I said before was a bit too much, and there is nothing wrong with you replying to me.
Here, let me apologize to you first, I was wrong, so please forgive me, and don't mess with me again, okay? "
Ouyang Murphy snorted, continued to cross his arms and raise his legs.
Hu Qiang smiled slightly, and continued to straighten his face and said:
"I'll take it for you to forgive me.
Now that the jokes have been made, let me tell you something serious now.
That's right, I think, given the current situation, the person who is the number one liar today is most likely Secretary Jin.
We have agreed before that whoever lies first will wear the liar hat you made for three consecutive days, and he must wear it wherever he goes during the three days.
Originally, this was nothing, after all, it was just a reminder, but you also saw Secretary Jin just now.
She is such a shameless person, and she has so many acquaintances and girlfriends in the company.
If she was really allowed to wear the hat of a liar for three days, she might really be ashamed to see others.
So, I thought, how about canceling that punishment, even if lying comes first, you don’t need to wear the hat of a liar, and instead write an inspection, what do you think? "
"No!" Ouyang Murphy said, "How can things that have been agreed be changed easily? Is it because Secretary Jin, in order to take care of her emotions and face, overthrow the established plan? How can this work? Isn't it a promise? "
"Oh, Mo Fei, why are you so serious?" Hu Qiang said quickly, "This is a team building game, and it's not a formal activity, and there is no performance appraisal. Why are you doing this?"
That's right, since Hu Qiang is determined to get rewarded by the system, he will win the crown of lying first.
It's okay to lie first, but it's not difficult to work hard.
It may be difficult to tell the truth about everything, but what is so difficult about lying too much?
The key point is that the person who is the number one liar has to wear the hat of a liar for three days, and he has to wear it wherever he goes during these three days, which makes it hard for Hu Qiang to accept.
That's why he called Ouyang Murphy over to persuade Ouyang Murphy to cancel the punishment.
Because Hu Qiang understands that the key to this punishment is Ouyang Murphy.
As long as Ouyang Murphy is persuaded, no one else will be a problem. After all, most of them would like to get rid of the punishment of wearing the hat of a liar.
Well, there might be another Tang Haixing who would not be happy, but he is a hacker, and his opinions can be ignored, which is completely different from Ouyang Murphy's influence.
Seeing that Ouyang Mofei refused to give in, Hu Qiang couldn't help but act like a baby: "Murphy, you should be a little compassionate. Let's work together, why bother, why bother? Why do you have to do things so badly?"
Ouyang Murphy raised his eyebrows: "You seem to care about Secretary Jin?"
Hu Qiang said: "Of course, after all, I am a colleague. As a manager, I don't want her to be embarrassed."
Ding, add one to the number!
Hu Qiang looked up, and then looked at Ouyang Mofei again: "No matter what, just promise this time, okay?"
"No." Ouyang Murphy said, "You can't go back on what you said, but..."
"But what?" Hu Qiang asked quickly.
Ouyang Murphy said: "Let's do this, you still have to wear the hat of a liar for three days, but you can add a requirement that you only wear it in the emergency department, and you don't have to wear it when you leave the emergency department. It’s embarrassing outside.”
"This..." Hu Qiang frowned.
"What is this?" Ouyang Murphy said, "Don't push too hard, this is my final bottom line."
"Can you save two more days?" Hu Qiang smiled, "Just wear it for one day, okay? Murphy? Little Feifei?"
Ouyang Murphy suddenly chuckled, but quickly put away his smile and said, "You care so much about Secretary Jin, do you like her?"
"Of course not!" Hu Qiang immediately raised his right hand, "Heaven and earth conscience, I don't think anything wrong with Secretary Jin!"
After saying this, the hat on Hu Qiang's head didn't respond at all.
Ouyang Murphy nodded, and then said with a straight face: "Okay, no matter whether you have thoughts about Secretary Jin or not, rules are rules, three days is three days, and one day cannot be missed!
I have already made a lot of concessions, and I can't make any more concessions. Otherwise, wouldn't the previous proposal become a joke? "
"Murphy!" Hu Qiang wanted to persuade him again.
At this moment, Hu Qiang's cell phone rang suddenly.
Hu Qiang picked up the phone and saw that it was actually Lisa calling.
After blinking, Hu Qiang made a silent gesture to Ouyang Mofei, and then picked up the phone.
"Lisa, do you have any instructions? Huh? Report to work?" Hu Qiang was taken aback when he received Lisa's call, "Now?"
"That's right!" Lisa said calmly, "Come here now, immediately!"
Having said that, Lisa hung up the phone.
After putting away the phone, Hu Qiang looked at Ouyang Murphy who had been staring at him, touched his nose and said:
"Ahem, this, Mo Fei, you go back first, I have to report to Lisa first, and, as we said before, the person who lies first only wears a hat in the emergency department , don’t go back on your word!”
Ouyang Murphy stood up and curled his lips: "Understood, wasting my time."
After finishing speaking, Ouyang Murphy stretched his waist, and then swaggered out of the manager's room.
Only then did Hu Qiang breathe a sigh of relief: "It's too dangerous, no, I can't provoke her in the future... Hey, isn't Lisa ready-made? It just so happens that I'm going to report to work. As long as I tell more lies in front of her, the number of times I lie Will be able to overtake Secretary Kim soon!
Oh, I'm so stupid. If I knew it earlier, I should have taken the initiative to find Lenny or Lisa. Why provoke Murphy? It's just a crime!
But it's good now, at least the punishment for lying No. 1 has been lightened, and he only wears a hat in the emergency department.
Although it is still quite embarrassing, it is better than being ashamed outside.
Inside the emergency department, they are all their own people, which is okay. "
Thinking of this, Hu Qiang hurriedly opened the door of the manager's office and came to the big office outside.
After glancing at Ouyang Murphy who was still typing hard on the keyboard, Hu Qiang decisively shifted his gaze to Jin Ruoyu who was sitting on the seat stupidly, with a look of lovelessness on his face.
Seeing Jin Ruoyu's appearance, Hu Qiang couldn't help comforting him: "Secretary Jin, don't be discouraged, although you are now the number one among us and the one who lies the most, but it's not time to get off work, maybe , by the time you get off work, you will soon be gone."
Jin Ruoyu first looked at Hu Qiang's hat subconsciously, and found that Hu Qiang's hat was not ringing, knowing that Hu Qiang just said the truth.
Yes, of course the truth.
Because Hu Qiang is now focused on lying more, becoming the one who lied the most.
That being the case, then of course Jin Ruoyu is not ranked first.
Therefore, what Hu Qiang said just now was not a sarcasm. The brain waveform has not changed, so it will naturally stop ringing.
Jin Ruoyu sat down on his seat and said dejectedly: "Okay, don't comfort me, I'll be off work right away, I know I'm doomed to lose this time, and I'm definitely going to wear that hat of a liar."
Hu Qiang smiled slightly: "Don't be discouraged, don't give up, until the last moment, who knows what the final result will be?
So what, Lisa asked me to report on work, I will meet with Lisa to report on work first, and I will chat with you when I come back. "
After finishing speaking, Hu Qiang glanced at Ouyang Mofei again, only to find that Ouyang Mofei suddenly gave him a squinting look, then turned his mouth and squinted his eyes, and made a face at him.
Raising his eyebrows slightly, Hu Qiang shook his head and left the emergency department quickly.
Well, I discovered another little secret.
This Ouyang Murphy only eats soft ones and not hard ones, and he is not that bad, and he is also sympathetic.
Well, to some extent, she is actually a good person.
(End of this chapter)
Seeing the system subtitles that suddenly appeared in front of him, what Hu Qiang originally wanted to say immediately stopped.
After blinking, Hu Qiang decisively chose to accept the task.
Lying the most times is nothing more than wearing the hat of a liar for three days at the end.
It's a bit embarrassing, but it's really nothing.
At least compared with 3 yuan and an advanced violin playing skill, it's really nothing.
Among them, the most attractive thing is not the 3 yuan, but the violin skills.
Now, he finally mastered the skill that he had dreamed of when he was a child.
It can be said that the violin is the musical instrument skill that Hu Qiang wants more.
On the contrary, Hu Qiang didn't particularly like the top guitar skills.
Even if the top level is higher than the high level, if you don't like it, you just don't like it.
And although this violin skill is only an advanced skill, it is enough.
System produced, must be a boutique.
Advanced violin skills are basically equivalent to the level of violin teachers in professional music colleges.
To be able to reach this level is also very powerful in this world.
As for the top level, they are all at the level of top masters. In terms of skills alone, the difference from advanced level is actually not that big. It is more about the interpretation of personal feelings and other deeper things.
In fact, Hu Qiang once thought about learning the violin when he was a child in his previous life, but he was not able to do so due to limited conditions and circumstances.
When he grew up, he was always busy with his livelihood, and finally had some time to rest. Because he was too tired, he just wanted to lie down and watch videos and play games, and he didn't have the time and energy to learn the violin.
To put it bluntly, it was him in the past. He was too lazy and ordinary. Even if he had thoughts in his heart, they couldn't match them with actions.
In fact, most ordinary people, who don't want to be proficient in all kinds of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, who don't want to be versatile?
But how many people really have the condition to be multi-talented?
Time, money, energy, and the environment are all indispensable.
Ordinary adults, if they can live, they have to do their best. How can they have the time to learn how to play, play, sing, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play the piano, calligraphy, calligraphy and painting?
The greatness of the system is that it directly gives the results you want and avoids the boring and long learning time in the middle. This is the most attractive place.
So, even for this violin skill, a good liar should be a good liar.
Thinking of this, Hu Qiang said bluntly in the middle: "Hey, this, Secretary Jin, in fact, your idea is also reasonable, but you change the hat, and we don't change it, which is a bit unreasonable.
In this way, I declare that the event will continue, and then, all the hats that have exploded must adjust the numbers for Mo Fei, so that it can be fair and just! "
"Not bad." Ouyang Murphy nodded to Hu Qiang with a smile, "Old Hu, I didn't expect you to be a little more responsible, like a man!"
"Manager Hu?" Su Kejie frowned and looked at Hu Qiang, "This, this..."
"Stop talking!" Hu Qiang waved his hand, "Ajie, forget it, we are all men, we can't bully women, let's continue the game, anyway, there is still time, until the last moment, no one knows what will happen, you Say yes?"
Hearing this, Su Kejie had nothing to say and could only nod his head.
In this way, Hu Qiang, Su Kejie, and Pang Xiaobai all followed Ouyang Murphy to the plumbing room, and then Ouyang Murphy adjusted the counter on the hat so that the hat only displayed the last two digits.
As for the numbers over one hundred, stick a post-it note on the front and write the number on it, just like Jin Ruoyu's situation.
After the adjustment, Hu Qiang's number was "101", Su Kejie's number was "166", and Pang Xiaobai's number was "168", all of which were over one hundred, but lower than Jin Ruoyu's.
Among them, Hu Qiang has the lowest number among the over [-] people. If you pay attention, he should be the most stable before getting off work.
However, Hu Qiang's goal at this time has changed. He no longer thinks about how to lie less, but how to lie more and become the one who lies the most times.
Because only in this way can he get the system reward.
It's just that Hu Qiang can't be too obvious, otherwise, it will arouse suspicion.
Then, Hu Qiang paid attention.
He thought of Ouyang Murphy.
As long as she provokes Ouyang Murphy, she will immediately reply to herself.
As long as she pissed herself off, asked herself questions, and lied normally, wouldn't she be able to increase the number?
Thinking of this, Hu Qiang straightened his face, and said to Ouyang Murphy who was walking towards his work station with a tool basket, "Murphy, come with me to the manager's room and tell you something."
Ouyang Murphy pouted, put the tool basket on the table, clapped his hands, and followed Hu Qiang into the manager's room.
As soon as he entered the door, Ouyang Murphy asked, "Why are you calling me?"
"Close the door first!" Hu Qiang said with a straight face.
Ouyang Murphy closed the door with one foot, and then came over and said, "What's the matter?"
Hu Qiang rubbed his hands, and immediately put on a refined and easy-going smile and said: "It's nothing, I just ask you a few questions, come, come, sit first, sit down and chat."
Ouyang Murphy sneered, sat directly on the sofa, and crossed his legs subconsciously.
Hu Qiang came over and sat opposite to Ouyang Mofei, and asked with a smile: "Murphy, as a programmer, your income should be quite high, maybe [-]?"
Ouyang Murphy curled his lips and chuckled: "Is it none of your business? Why should I tell you?"
Hu Qiang frowned, and then asked with a smile: "Well, since you are so rich, why don't you buy a decent house?"
Ouyang Murphy chuckled again: "Why, you are not convinced, and want to get back?"
"Where." Hu Qiang smiled, "I just care about you."
Ding, add one to the number!
Hu Qiang blinked, and then, under Ouyang Murphy's contemptuous eyes, put on a more kind smile and said:
"Murphy, look at you. You are young and beautiful, and you have skills. Why are you willing to do odd jobs in this small emergency department? This is a talent, don't you think?"
Ouyang Murphy smiled coldly: "Suddenly you are so concerned about my affairs, what do you mean?"
Hu Qiang smiled and said: "No, I really care about you, feel sorry for you, and just complain about you."
Ding, add one to the number.
Hearing this voice, Hu Qiang paused, secretly pleased, but on the surface he frowned and said: "Hey, this, Mo Fei, you said that you are so young and beautiful, why don't you find a boyfriend and have a good relationship? "
Ouyang Murphy frowned and said impatiently: "Whether I find a boyfriend, or whether I fall in love, it's none of your business? You are just my manager, not my father, why are you so lenient?"
"Oh, I'm doing this for your own good!" Hu Qiang said with a smile.
Ding, add one to the number!
Ouyang Murphy suddenly smiled: "Manager Hu, I understand your desire for revenge, but unfortunately, if you want to counterattack, you must have enough IQ to match.
Look at you now, if you can't get revenge, you'll get yourself covered in blood instead.
It's not that I said you, Lao Hu, if you go on like this, the number will soon surpass Secretary Jin.
Or, are you looking at Secretary Jin with too many numbers on his head, feeling sorry for the beauty, wanting to win the first place yourself, and put on the hat of a liar? "
"I..." Hu Qiang blinked, not knowing what to say for a moment.
Ding, add one to the number above your head.
Well, being entangled is considered lying.
Hearing this, Hu Qiang rolled his eyes, then rubbed his hands together and smiled, "Oh, Mo Fei, look at you, I'm thinking too much, I just want to chat with you casually, why should I be so serious."
Ding, add one to the number above your head.
Ouyang Murphy smiled: "Old Hu, your question is too naive, if you want to regain your place, you can't just ask this kind of question, you should at least ask something difficult.
Ouyang Murphy continued to laugh: "Do you prefer to use your left hand or your right hand?"
Hu Qiang blinked: "I don't know what you are talking about."
Ding, add one to the number.
Ouyang Murphy asked again: "You should solve it while watching the movie, then you must have saved a lot of colorful action movies, right? Do you have ten G?"
Hu Qiang immediately said: "Nonsense, I never watch that kind of film!"
Ding, add one to the number.
At this time, Hu Qiang couldn't stand it anymore: "No, don't bring such a thing, you are foul!"
"That's good." Ouyang Murphy raised his chin, "Let me ask you, did you want to fuck me a long time ago?"
"No!" Hu Qiang shook his head hastily.
Ding, add one to the number!
Hu Qiang immediately widened his eyes.
"Then do you want to sleep with me?" Ouyang Murphy suddenly narrowed his eyes and asked.
Hu Qiang quickly shook his head and waved his hands.
Ding, add one to the number!
Startled, Hu Qiang immediately opened his mouth wide, and quickly shook his head and waved his hands again.
Ding, add one to the number!
Ouyang Murphy smiled: "You want to fuck me and sleep with me, but you haven't expressed it yet.
So, are you afraid of trying because of low self-esteem, fear of being rejected, and fear of embarrassment?
Or are you afraid that you can't afford it and don't want to try? "
"Hehe." Hu Qiang smiled dryly, "It's nothing, you think too much."
Ding, add one to the number.
Hu Qiang quickly stood up and said: "Enough is enough, stop talking! It's not like this, it's not like this!
Murphy, it's all a misunderstanding, it's really a misunderstanding, it's not what you think, I'm just, just..."
"Just what?" Ouyang Murphy squinted and asked.
Hu Qiang suddenly calmed down at this moment, took a deep breath, and sat back in his chair.
Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang said seriously: "Okay, let's stop making trouble, Mo Fei! In fact, the things I asked you before were all jokes I made to adjust the atmosphere."
Ding, add one to the number!
Hu Qiang blinked, and continued to be serious: "Of course, I also admit that what I said before was a bit too much, and there is nothing wrong with you replying to me.
Here, let me apologize to you first, I was wrong, so please forgive me, and don't mess with me again, okay? "
Ouyang Murphy snorted, continued to cross his arms and raise his legs.
Hu Qiang smiled slightly, and continued to straighten his face and said:
"I'll take it for you to forgive me.
Now that the jokes have been made, let me tell you something serious now.
That's right, I think, given the current situation, the person who is the number one liar today is most likely Secretary Jin.
We have agreed before that whoever lies first will wear the liar hat you made for three consecutive days, and he must wear it wherever he goes during the three days.
Originally, this was nothing, after all, it was just a reminder, but you also saw Secretary Jin just now.
She is such a shameless person, and she has so many acquaintances and girlfriends in the company.
If she was really allowed to wear the hat of a liar for three days, she might really be ashamed to see others.
So, I thought, how about canceling that punishment, even if lying comes first, you don’t need to wear the hat of a liar, and instead write an inspection, what do you think? "
"No!" Ouyang Murphy said, "How can things that have been agreed be changed easily? Is it because Secretary Jin, in order to take care of her emotions and face, overthrow the established plan? How can this work? Isn't it a promise? "
"Oh, Mo Fei, why are you so serious?" Hu Qiang said quickly, "This is a team building game, and it's not a formal activity, and there is no performance appraisal. Why are you doing this?"
That's right, since Hu Qiang is determined to get rewarded by the system, he will win the crown of lying first.
It's okay to lie first, but it's not difficult to work hard.
It may be difficult to tell the truth about everything, but what is so difficult about lying too much?
The key point is that the person who is the number one liar has to wear the hat of a liar for three days, and he has to wear it wherever he goes during these three days, which makes it hard for Hu Qiang to accept.
That's why he called Ouyang Murphy over to persuade Ouyang Murphy to cancel the punishment.
Because Hu Qiang understands that the key to this punishment is Ouyang Murphy.
As long as Ouyang Murphy is persuaded, no one else will be a problem. After all, most of them would like to get rid of the punishment of wearing the hat of a liar.
Well, there might be another Tang Haixing who would not be happy, but he is a hacker, and his opinions can be ignored, which is completely different from Ouyang Murphy's influence.
Seeing that Ouyang Mofei refused to give in, Hu Qiang couldn't help but act like a baby: "Murphy, you should be a little compassionate. Let's work together, why bother, why bother? Why do you have to do things so badly?"
Ouyang Murphy raised his eyebrows: "You seem to care about Secretary Jin?"
Hu Qiang said: "Of course, after all, I am a colleague. As a manager, I don't want her to be embarrassed."
Ding, add one to the number!
Hu Qiang looked up, and then looked at Ouyang Mofei again: "No matter what, just promise this time, okay?"
"No." Ouyang Murphy said, "You can't go back on what you said, but..."
"But what?" Hu Qiang asked quickly.
Ouyang Murphy said: "Let's do this, you still have to wear the hat of a liar for three days, but you can add a requirement that you only wear it in the emergency department, and you don't have to wear it when you leave the emergency department. It’s embarrassing outside.”
"This..." Hu Qiang frowned.
"What is this?" Ouyang Murphy said, "Don't push too hard, this is my final bottom line."
"Can you save two more days?" Hu Qiang smiled, "Just wear it for one day, okay? Murphy? Little Feifei?"
Ouyang Murphy suddenly chuckled, but quickly put away his smile and said, "You care so much about Secretary Jin, do you like her?"
"Of course not!" Hu Qiang immediately raised his right hand, "Heaven and earth conscience, I don't think anything wrong with Secretary Jin!"
After saying this, the hat on Hu Qiang's head didn't respond at all.
Ouyang Murphy nodded, and then said with a straight face: "Okay, no matter whether you have thoughts about Secretary Jin or not, rules are rules, three days is three days, and one day cannot be missed!
I have already made a lot of concessions, and I can't make any more concessions. Otherwise, wouldn't the previous proposal become a joke? "
"Murphy!" Hu Qiang wanted to persuade him again.
At this moment, Hu Qiang's cell phone rang suddenly.
Hu Qiang picked up the phone and saw that it was actually Lisa calling.
After blinking, Hu Qiang made a silent gesture to Ouyang Mofei, and then picked up the phone.
"Lisa, do you have any instructions? Huh? Report to work?" Hu Qiang was taken aback when he received Lisa's call, "Now?"
"That's right!" Lisa said calmly, "Come here now, immediately!"
Having said that, Lisa hung up the phone.
After putting away the phone, Hu Qiang looked at Ouyang Murphy who had been staring at him, touched his nose and said:
"Ahem, this, Mo Fei, you go back first, I have to report to Lisa first, and, as we said before, the person who lies first only wears a hat in the emergency department , don’t go back on your word!”
Ouyang Murphy stood up and curled his lips: "Understood, wasting my time."
After finishing speaking, Ouyang Murphy stretched his waist, and then swaggered out of the manager's room.
Only then did Hu Qiang breathe a sigh of relief: "It's too dangerous, no, I can't provoke her in the future... Hey, isn't Lisa ready-made? It just so happens that I'm going to report to work. As long as I tell more lies in front of her, the number of times I lie Will be able to overtake Secretary Kim soon!
Oh, I'm so stupid. If I knew it earlier, I should have taken the initiative to find Lenny or Lisa. Why provoke Murphy? It's just a crime!
But it's good now, at least the punishment for lying No. 1 has been lightened, and he only wears a hat in the emergency department.
Although it is still quite embarrassing, it is better than being ashamed outside.
Inside the emergency department, they are all their own people, which is okay. "
Thinking of this, Hu Qiang hurriedly opened the door of the manager's office and came to the big office outside.
After glancing at Ouyang Murphy who was still typing hard on the keyboard, Hu Qiang decisively shifted his gaze to Jin Ruoyu who was sitting on the seat stupidly, with a look of lovelessness on his face.
Seeing Jin Ruoyu's appearance, Hu Qiang couldn't help comforting him: "Secretary Jin, don't be discouraged, although you are now the number one among us and the one who lies the most, but it's not time to get off work, maybe , by the time you get off work, you will soon be gone."
Jin Ruoyu first looked at Hu Qiang's hat subconsciously, and found that Hu Qiang's hat was not ringing, knowing that Hu Qiang just said the truth.
Yes, of course the truth.
Because Hu Qiang is now focused on lying more, becoming the one who lied the most.
That being the case, then of course Jin Ruoyu is not ranked first.
Therefore, what Hu Qiang said just now was not a sarcasm. The brain waveform has not changed, so it will naturally stop ringing.
Jin Ruoyu sat down on his seat and said dejectedly: "Okay, don't comfort me, I'll be off work right away, I know I'm doomed to lose this time, and I'm definitely going to wear that hat of a liar."
Hu Qiang smiled slightly: "Don't be discouraged, don't give up, until the last moment, who knows what the final result will be?
So what, Lisa asked me to report on work, I will meet with Lisa to report on work first, and I will chat with you when I come back. "
After finishing speaking, Hu Qiang glanced at Ouyang Mofei again, only to find that Ouyang Mofei suddenly gave him a squinting look, then turned his mouth and squinted his eyes, and made a face at him.
Raising his eyebrows slightly, Hu Qiang shook his head and left the emergency department quickly.
Well, I discovered another little secret.
This Ouyang Murphy only eats soft ones and not hard ones, and he is not that bad, and he is also sympathetic.
Well, to some extent, she is actually a good person.
(End of this chapter)
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