Hu Qiang's Decision

Chapter 265 Can bend and stretch, this is a good boy!
As soon as the off-duty time came, everyone in the emergency department did not leave immediately, but went to the meeting room upstairs for a meeting.

However, after everyone came to the meeting room one after another, they found that Ouyang Murphy hadn't arrived immediately. After asking, they found out that she hadn't left, but that she still had some codes to write, and she was still typing codes in the emergency department. go to a meeting.

So, everyone waited quietly for Ouyang Murphy in the meeting room.

After all, there is no doubt about the importance of Ouyang Murphy. Anyway, everyone here does not want to offend her.

After waiting for about 15 minutes, Ouyang Murphy came to the conference room.

After Ouyang Murphy came, he looked at everyone first, and found that everyone was playing with their mobile phones, and they were all in a daze. They all looked listless and bored, so they didn't say hello, and silently sat on the chair at the far end Up and down.

After Ouyang Mofei sat down, Hu Qiang put down his cell phone, and just about to speak, Tang Haixing picked up a hammer first, and knocked on the table.

After knocking on the table, Tang Haixing said with a smile: "Everyone, it's a meeting, cheer up!"

Immediately afterwards, Tang Haixing, a deputy manager, said: "This meeting is mainly to summarize today's team building activities. Due to the special nature of this activity, I still hope that everyone will tell the truth and stop lying more often. .”

Speaking of this, Tang Haixing turned his head and looked at the number "211" above his head. It was obviously Jin Ruoyu who had the highest number among the group of people present.

Seemingly realizing that Tang Haixing was staring at him deliberately, Jin Ruoyu, who had been in a daze, froze for a moment, then subconsciously turned his head to the side.

"Cough!" Hu Qiang, who was sitting in the chairman's seat with "121" on his head, suddenly cleared his throat, "Since everyone is here, let's have a short..."

Speaking of this, Hu Qiang stopped suddenly, and then changed his words: "Okay, let's hold a summary meeting. Of course, I don't know how long this meeting will last. The specific length of time depends on everyone's enthusiasm for speaking. , how much nonsense, and whether they can reach a consensus with each other."

"Very good!" Tang Haixing answered immediately, "Comrades, Manager Hu has made a good start. We must all speak up!"

Speaking of this, Tang Haixing stared at Jin Ruoyu again, obviously asking Jin Ruoyu, who had the highest number above his head, to say a few words.

Jin Ruoyu looked at Tang Haixing, blinked, then turned his head, looked at Hu Qiang and said:
"First of all, I would like to thank Manager Hu!
If it wasn't for him, who was suddenly called by Lisa to report to work before leaving get off work, the person who might have lied the most during this event would be the uh. "

Hearing this, everyone was surprised for a while, looked at the "211" above Jin Ruoyu's head together, and then looked at the "121" above Hu Qiang's head together.

Seeing this, everyone frowned, because Jin Ruoyu's 211 was obviously more than Hu Qiang's 121, so why did she say that Manager Hu was the one who lied the most?

Seeing that everyone was looking at him, Hu Qiang nodded calmly: "Secretary Jin is right."

Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang tore off the post-it note with "1" on the hat and turned it into a "2".

Now, the number on Hu Qiang's hat became "221", which was more than Jin Ruoyu's "211".

But just when everyone started to take a deep breath, Hu Qiang stretched out his hand again and tore off the sticky note with the word "2", which directly became the word "3".

Seeing this, everyone took a breath again, even more surprised.

Especially Ouyang Murphy, after being stunned, his eyes suddenly narrowed, as if he had thought of something.

Hu Qiang smiled dryly: "Actually, I did this because I didn't want to scare everyone."

Ding, add one to the number above your head, and it becomes 322.

Hearing this voice, Hu Qiang sighed and lowered his head: "Okay, I don't want to explain anymore, what do I love?"

Jin Ruoyu said solemnly at this time: "I think it's really wrong to lie, but in the workplace, sometimes in order to better accomplish work goals, can't you even tell an appropriate amount of white lies?"

Speaking of this, Jin Ruoyu looked at Hu Qiang with a serious face: "I don't think so!"

"That's right!" Hu Qiang nodded hastily, "Secretary Jin is right, lying is not good, but in the world of adults, it is impossible not to tell any lies.

Especially in the workplace, an appropriate lie is a better lubricant, and an appropriate amount of lying can make work more efficient.

So, of course malicious lies must be eradicated, but white lies are still allowed. Are you right? "

After asking this sentence, he found that no one answered him, Hu Qiang frowned, and then smiled again: "Well, who else wants to speak, it doesn't matter, just speak freely, speak freely."

"Huh!" Pang Xiaobai suddenly crossed his arms and said coldly, "After this day's experience, my biggest feeling is that I will speak more honestly in the future, so that you don't have to hold back, but the other party thinks you are a fool! "

Su Kejie also followed suit: "After this day's experience, my biggest gain is that I will speak more bluntly in the future, so as to save you from scolding someone for a long time, and the other party doesn't know that you are scolding him!"

After Su Kejie finished speaking, everyone was speechless for a moment.

After all, the smell of gunpowder between Su Kejie and Pang Xiaobai could be smelled across the table.

At this moment, Tang Haixing clapped his hands suddenly and said: "Very good, Ajie and Xiaobai have summed it up very well, next... Lele, how about you?"

Sha Lele was taken aback for a moment, and then he chuckled: "Well, this is the first and most special unity I have ever experienced since I went to work. Thank you everyone. Through this team building, I have learned a lot and gained a lot. , hehehe!"

"Not bad!" Tang Haixing nodded with a smile, "Lele's summary is also very good."

Immediately afterwards, Tang Haixing turned his head again and looked directly at Ouyang Murphy who had been playing with his mobile phone with his head down.

Realizing that Tang Haixing was looking at him, Ouyang Murphy turned his head, rolled his eyes at her and said, "What are you looking at, I'm just a programmer, I'm biased!"

Ding, add one to the number above your head!

Hearing this voice, Ouyang Murphy frowned, and then said: "If I have to say it, then my opinion is that in the future, don't bring cheaters to the competition, it's too disruptive!"

"En!" Su Kejie and Pang Xiaobai looked at Tang Haixing and nodded at the same time.

But soon, the two of them noticed the synchronization of each other, and immediately hummed at the same time, and each turned their heads to look aside.

Tang Haixing was stunned, then raised his chest and smiled slightly: "Very good, it seems that everyone has gained a lot in this team building activity, which shows that this is a successful team building, active team building, and positive team building. Meaningful team building!"

Speaking of this, Tang Haixing turned to look at Hu Qiang: "Manager Hu, I suggest that we should publish an experience report on duplicity as soon as possible, and then submit it to the superior, so that the group can mass-produce this duplicity hat, and make this duplicity hat , fully rolled out within the group, what do you think?"

Hu Qiang frowned: "Mass production? Fully rolled out? Are you kidding me? This thing has been tested among us for a day, and everyone has become like this. If it is really rolled out within the group, Everyone is on top, and the beasts will instantly turn into a sea of ​​flames!"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Jin Ruoyu hurriedly said, "This kind of duplicity is obviously anti-humanity, so it's better to put it away quickly, just pretend that you haven't seen it before, let alone submit any experience report.

If it is really let go, it will only make the boss happy, and everyone will not be happy. "

"That's right!" Su Kejie nodded and agreed, "The boss can not wear a hat, and only his subordinates should wear hats. In this way... ah, I'm shuddering."

"Yes, yes, yes!" Pang Xiaobai also nodded, "This hat cannot be promoted, and there will be a big accident! At that time, we will not have a good life!"

Tang Haixing nodded: "Okay, since you all agree to seal the duplicity, then I will obey the majority, according to your wishes.

However, if you are willing to bet and admit defeat, according to the rules, the person who lies the most times..."

Speaking of this, Tang Haixing turned to look at Hu Qiang.

The others also turned their heads to look at Hu Qiang.

Ouyang Murphy, in particular, was even more energetic. He stopped playing on his mobile phone and turned around, looking at Hu Qiang with a smile.

Hu Qiang looked at everyone, and then said: "Okay, I won this time, no, I lost, I am willing to wear the hat of a liar for three days.

But, I only wear this hat in the emergency department, and I don’t need to wear it when I leave the emergency department. You need to know this first. "

Upon hearing this, Tang Haixing immediately frowned: "Is it still possible? Is this different from what you said at the beginning?"

"This is the supplementary clause that I agreed with Murphy." Hu Qiang turned to look at Ouyang Murphy, "Isn't it, Murphy?"

Ouyang Murphy smiled: "That's right, this is a consensus I reached with Lao Hu, but this consensus can only represent me, not anyone else's!

So, if you all disagree that Lao Hu only wears the hat of a liar in the emergency department, then the minority must obey the majority, right? "

Upon hearing this, Hu Qiang knew what Ouyang Murphy was up to.

Fortunately, Hu Qiang is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and he has long thought that she will be like this.

Ever since, Hu Qiang immediately looked at Jin Ruoyu, and was about to speak, but suddenly shut up.

Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang stretched out his hand and took off the duplicity hat on his head.

After taking off the hat, Hu Qiang subconsciously exhaled, and then happily said: "Ah, taking off this thing, it really feels much more refreshing, and you don't have to worry about it anymore."

After finishing speaking, Hu Qiang looked at Jin Ruoyu, smiled slightly and said:

"Secretary Jin, remember when Murphy helped you adjust the number on the hat, you ran out screaming, and then I called Murphy into the office alone?

I was discussing with Murphy about the supplementary terms of wearing the hat of a liar.

And I did it all because of you! "

"Ah?" Jin Ruoyu was taken aback, "For what?"

"That's right!" Hu Qiang nodded.

"Secretary Jin, think about it, the number of lies on your hat at that time was 198, which was the absolute number one in terms of the number of lies, and far surpassed the rest of us.

In addition, it was very close to the off-duty time, and no one knew that Lisa would ask me to report to work temporarily, so according to normal calculations, you should be the one who lied the most when you get off work.

According to the rules, the person who lies the most times has to wear the hat of a liar for three days, so normally speaking, you are the one who should wear the hat of a liar.

This point, you probably already expected it, otherwise you wouldn't have been so panic-stricken and lost your mind.

Then, when I saw your distraught look at that time, I couldn't bear it, so I wanted to change the rules and abolish the punishment of wearing the hat of a liar. "

"Really?" Jin Ruoyu was taken aback, "Then, why didn't you say it earlier?"

Hu Qiang sighed: "Isn't that taking care of your self-esteem? I'm also worried that other people won't agree, especially Mo Fei!"

Speaking of this, Hu Qiang looked at Ouyang Murphy, then turned his eyes quickly, and continued to say to Jin Ruoyu:
"You also know that Murphy first proposed the punishment of the liar hat. If you want to cancel the punishment or change the punishment, you must first obtain Murphy's consent.

So, I first called Murphy to the office alone, and discussed with her, to see if it is possible to cancel the penalty of wearing a liar hat for three days for the person who tells the most lies.

I'm going to talk about it, and I'm about to wear out my lips, so I reached a consensus with Mo Fei, and decided that in this team building activity, the person who lied the most will still wear the hat of a liar for three days, but only in the emergency department. You don't have to wear it.

In this way, the meat will rot in the pot, which will not only serve as a punishment and a warning, but also prevent Secretary Jin from being seen and laughed at by outsiders when you go out in the future.

Secretary Jin, I did this for your own good, Secretary Jin! "

Jin Ruoyu blinked: "Manager Hu, I understand, since that's the case, I'm on your side!"

Then Hu Qiang looked at Sha Lele again: "Lele, it was me at the beginning, who worked so hard and risked being scolded by the boss to get you in, and then it was me again, risking being scolded by the boss , Gathering everyone's strength to keep you, at this time, shouldn't you show something?"

"Don't worry, Manager Hu!" Sha Lele nodded, "I, Sha Lele, also know how to repay you, and I will definitely stand by your side!"

"Well, very good!" Hu Qiang nodded with a smile.

Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang let out a sigh of relief: "In this way, I, Murphy, Secretary Jin and Lele, we have four people and four votes, obviously a majority, so..."

"Wait!" Ouyang Murphy raised his hand suddenly, "I disagree!"

"Ah?" Hu Qiang frowned, "Murphy, what are you doing? You agreed at the beginning!"

Ouyang Murphy smiled: "It was then, not now.

Now is the official vote, and before it was just a verbal intention between the two of us.

Can verbal intentions be the same as formal votes?

So, when it's time to officially vote, I choose not to agree!
I ask you to continue to fulfill the original punishment, to wear the hat of a liar for three days, and to wear it wherever you go, not only limited to the Ministry of Emergency Affairs! "

Hu Qiang was furious: "Murphy, you don't count what you say, you, you don't talk about martial arts!"

Ouyang Murphy made a face directly and didn't answer at all.

Hu Qiang took a deep breath, then turned to look at Pang Xiaobai: "Xiaobai..."

"Xiaobai!" Ouyang Murphy interrupted suddenly, facing Pang Xiaobai, fisted with both hands, with a refined and easy-going smile, "You should understand who to listen to, right?"

Pang Xiaobai looked at Hu Qiang, then at Ouyang Murphy, and blinked: "I, I abstain..."

"No!" Ouyang Murphy slapped the table, "There is no option to abstain!"

Pang Xiaobai shuddered, lowered his head and said, "Then, then I will choose, choose, choose Murphy."

Hu Qiang narrowed his eyes, then looked at Su Kejie: ​​"Ajie..."

"Ajie!" Ouyang Murphy clenched his fists again and said to Su Kejie, "We are old acquaintances, you should know the right choice, right?"

Just when Su Kejie was about to speak, Hu Qiang also slapped the table suddenly: "Ouyang Murphy, are you sincerely trying to make things difficult for me?"

Ouyang Murphy crossed his arms: "Hmph, you can think whatever you like, I just hope that some people don't always think about being clever."

Hu Qiang took a deep breath, knowing that the key lies in Ouyang Murphy.

Thinking of this, Hu Qiang said to Ouyang Mofei: "Come out with me, I have something to say to you alone!"

After speaking, Hu Qiang left the meeting room first.

Ouyang Murphy pouted, stood up too, and walked out of the meeting room.

When he came to the corridor and saw Hu Qiang, Ouyang Murphy shrugged his shoulders: "Say what you want to say, my mother is waiting to get off work."

Hu Qiang looked at the nonchalant Ouyang Murphy with a gloomy face for three seconds.

Suddenly, Hu Qiang put on a smile on his face, rubbed his hands together with bowed head, and said, "Murphy, look at you, why is this necessary? I invite you to dinner, two hundred per person, okay?"

"Cut!" Ouyang Murphy folded his arms, "Send me away after a meal? Treat me as a beggar?"

"Three meals!" Hu Qiang continued to laugh apologetically, "Murphy, please, for the sake of my seniors and juniors, please forgive me this time.

I'm different from you, you are a skilled programmer, you can eat anywhere.

I can't do it, I'm just a middle-aged man with no wife in between.

If I really go out wearing the hat of a liar, being seen as a joke is the next thing, I am afraid that the leader will have some opinions and think that I have a psychological problem and I am unreliable, which will affect me.

So, Murphy, please let me go. "

Only then did Ouyang Mofei put down his arms, his face softened and he said: "Well, seeing how pitiful you are, it's not impossible to let you go, but..."

"You said, just ask for conditions!" Hu Qiang said quickly, "But don't go too far, just mention something I can afford."

Ouyang Murphy smiled: "Ah, let me think about it, how about this, if you treat me to three meals, three movies, and three amusement park visits, I'll let you go."

"Three three three? Is it too much?" Hu Qiang frowned.

"I disagree." Ouyang Murphy shrugged, "Then I'll go back and continue voting..."

"Hey!" Hu Qiang quickly grabbed Ouyang Mofei's arm, "It's all up to you, okay?"

Only then did Ouyang Mofei smile slightly, reached out and patted Hu Qiang's shoulder lightly: "That's right, you can bend and stretch, this is a good boy!"

Hu Qiang's eyelids twitched, and he forced a dry smile and nodded.

"That's right!" Ouyang Murphy suddenly raised his hands behind his back and asked Hu Qiang.

"Actually, as early as when you saw that Secretary Jin lied the most, you thought that you should find a way to lie more and make yourself lie the most, right? That's why you asked me to come into the manager's office to say that, in fact, for the sake of Excuse yourself?"

"Eh..." Hu Qiang blinked, "I don't know what you're talking about."

Ouyang Mofei chuckled, patted Hu Qiang's shoulder again, and then bounced back to the conference room with his hands behind his back.

The next situation is naturally fine.

Since Hu Qiang and Ouyang Murphy made another shameful PY transaction, this time because of Ouyang Murphy's betrayal, Hu Qiang's proposal was almost unanimously approved.

In other words, Hu Qiang still had to wear the hat of a liar for three consecutive days, but he only wore it in the emergency department, and he didn't have to wear it when he was out of the emergency department.

This can be regarded as an incomplete victory for Hu Qiang.

"Ugh!"

When everyone else left, Hu Qiang who was still sitting in the meeting room couldn't help but sigh.

"I thought it was an easy and small task, but who knows...it feels more and more boring!"

(End of this chapter)