Hu Qiang's Decision

Chapter 421 A Normal Good Man, Not Such a Dirty Man
"Old Hu, old Hu!"

Hearing Ouyang Mofei who was sitting across from him suddenly calling himself, Hu Qiang, who was typing on the laptop keyboard, immediately said without raising his head: "What's the matter, tell me."

Ouyang Mofei tilted his head and looked at Hu Qiang: "I suddenly felt that you should be an artist."

Hu Qiang was taken aback, and looked up at Ouyang Murphy: "An artist? Where did you see it?"

Ouyang Murphy said: "You are trapped in this cage with no signal, writing unknown documents, and working hard for the boss who is about to fire you. Isn't this an artist?"

Immediately afterwards, Ouyang Murphy frowned, shook his head thoughtfully and said, "No, you are not an artist, you are performance art, this technique!"

Hu Qiang squinted his eyes, and said with a slight smile: "It's been a while, and you still have the strength to fight me. It seems that you are in a good mood, very good, and I appreciate it."

After a slight smile, Hu Qiang exhaled and explained: "Actually, I'm not working for my employer, I'm just writing an accident report."

"Accident report?" Ouyang Murphy frowned.

Hu Qiang nodded: "The elevator is broken, there is no signal, and it's a weekend, and what's even more outrageous is that the person in charge of emergency help was also trapped in the elevator.

I have been waiting for more than an hour now, and no one has come. Thinking about the worst, this may be a protracted battle. "

Speaking of this, Hu Qiang sighed: "The colleague on vacation is not around, and the colleague on duty is stuck on the opposite side. What a tragedy in life!"

Ouyang Murphy thought for a while: "Is this related to your writing the accident report?"

"Yes." Hu Qiang said, "Anyway, I'm idle, so why not write an accident report and find something to do for myself, so it won't be so boring.

Also, in case we cannot get out for a long time and we are trapped here to death, or another moth comes out of the elevator and falls down and kills us.

So with my report, at least someone knows what happened to us.

In this way, at least it can warn the people who come after, let the company pay more attention to the safety of the elevator, and let them pay more attention to the maintenance and maintenance of the elevator, so that there will be no more elevator accidents, and no other people will be victimized. "

Ouyang Murphy frowned and said, "What's the difference between you and an elementary school student who was robbed by a masked man on his way to school and only took away his homework?"

Hu Qiang frowned and thought for a while: "Primary school student? Masked man? Robbery? Homework? What do you mean?"

"It means deceiving yourself and others!" Ouyang Murphy said lazily, "If you die, even if the company's HR looks back at the accident report you wrote, it will only be circulated internally, and it will be shelved or even completely destroyed.

In the end, you will devote yourself to all beasts and leave one last joke behind. "

Hu Qiang sighed, then raised his head, leaned against the elevator wall and said: "Well, I admit that this is a bit of self-deception, it is indeed a joke, but if I don't do this, I don't know what to do now.

Hey, tell me, why have I been so unlucky recently?

I was forced to fire by HR, forced to come to work, but when I got off work, I was obsessed with ghosts and wanted to go back to the office to get something.

As a result, the elevator failed, the mobile phone had no signal at all, and it was still a weekend of horse riding.

That's all, the key person in charge of emergency help in the elevator turned out to be his colleague, who was also trapped in the elevator.

You said all these coincidences, why did I run into them all? "

Speaking of this, Hu Qiang squinted his eyes, looked at Ouyang Mofei and said, "Could it be, could it be..."

"Why?" Ouyang Murphy glanced at Hu Qiang, "Why do you call me?"

Hu Qiang ignored Ouyang Murphy, and said to himself, "Could it be that this is Murphy's Law?"

"Blame me?" Ouyang Murphy immediately replied, "I haven't blamed you yet. My bad luck caused me trouble! If it weren't for you, my mother would have left work long ago, so I wouldn't be stuck here with you!"

Hu Qiang immediately apologized: "Don't be angry, it's not all my fault."

Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang said thoughtfully: "However, I have been really unlucky recently, and I am always unlucky. It seems that I have to go to the temple to worship the gods later to change my luck.

Should I worship Bodhisattva or God?Or find a Taoist temple and pay homage to the Supreme Lord? "

Ouyang Murphy said lazily: "Old Hu, I advise you not to be so anxious, this is where you are going.

Don't worry, in the worst case, we only need to be trapped here for two days and two nights. Someone will definitely find us when the company goes to work on Monday.

Therefore, if you want to wait for rescue alive, it is very important to reduce energy consumption, and anxiety will speed up energy consumption. "

Speaking of this, Ouyang Murphy suddenly said: "By the way, being trapped here anyway, idleness is idleness, or else, let's tell stories to each other to pass the time?"

"Storytelling?" Hu Qiang frowned, "I'm not good at this."

"That's it." Ouyang Murphy rolled his eyes, "Then let me start and listen to me first."

Speaking of this, Ouyang Murphy immediately got up, came directly to Hu Qiang's side, and sat down beside Hu Qiang.

"What are you doing?" Hu Qiang subconsciously leaned back, "Why did you sit over all of a sudden?"

Ouyang Murphy turned his head to look at Hu Qiang and smiled slightly: "In this way, the voice can be lowered, and the energy consumption is also reduced.

Let me stop talking about this, let me ask you, do you like mountains or seas? "

Hu Qiang blinked, sat upright again and said, "Let's go to the mountain."

Ouyang Murphy nodded: "Mountain, there it is!"

Immediately afterwards, Ouyang Murphy squinted his eyes and said softly: "Once upon a time, there was a man and a woman who suddenly encountered an avalanche when they went skiing up the mountain, and they were trapped in the cave together.

The man was seriously injured. Half a month later, the rescue team came and finally rescued the woman, but no one knew where the man was, except that there was a pair of bones in the corner of the cave!
later……"

"Stop!" Hu Qiang quickly waved his hands in shock, "Let's listen to the story of the sea, I like the sea more, it's all water."

Ouyang Murphy looked at Hu Qiang: "Are you sure you want to listen to Hai?"

"Sure!" Hu Qiang nodded with a serious expression.

Ouyang Murphy leaned back against the wall of the elevator, and said with a smile:
"Once upon a time, a man and a woman went out to sea together, but they encountered a hurricane and were trapped on a lifeboat.

The man was seriously injured. Half a month later, the rescue ship came and finally rescued the woman.

Where is that man, no one knows, only that there is still half a finger in the gap between the lifeboat! "

Speaking of this, Ouyang Murphy suddenly picked up one of Hu Qiang's right index fingers: "Later..."

"Stop, stop!" Hu Qiang quickly pulled out his fingers, crossed his arms and said, "What kind of ghost story are you telling? My heart beat so fast, and I felt goosebumps all over my body. I didn't feel any reduction in energy consumption. On the contrary, it accelerated, did you do it on purpose?"

"Look at how promising you are." Ouyang Murphy mocked, "I've only heard two stories, and I was so frightened before I finished listening. Is it a man?"

After Hu Qiang took two deep breaths, he turned his head to look at Ouyang Mofei and said, "Is it a man? What does it have to do with this? Besides, your story has loopholes."

"What loophole?" Ouyang Murphy asked.

Hu Qiang adjusted his glasses to calm down, then turned to look at Ouyang Murphy and said, "Why do women always eat men? In terms of body size and strength, isn't it usually the other way around?"

Ouyang Murphy pouted: "Then, maybe it's because women have knives?"

As soon as he said this, Ouyang Murphy suddenly took out a sharp knife from his trouser pocket.

Seeing that Ouyang Mofei suddenly took out the knife, Hu Qiang immediately took a deep breath, then scrambled and ran to the opposite side, then hugged the notebook, looked at Ouyang Mofei who was holding the knife in one hand, and said triumphantly: "You, You still have a knife?"

Ouyang Mofei smiled and gave Hu Qiang a wink from the air, and played a few times with a knife in a chic way. He is obviously a master of knife skills, not just pretending.

Hu Qiang swallowed, and said with a dry smile: "Could it be, you, you are fine, what are you doing with a knife?"

Ouyang Murphy said while playing with the knife: "I said it was used to cut nails, do you believe it?"

"I believe you ghost!" Hu Qiang said, "Put it away quickly, put it away, this thing is too dangerous, be careful of hurting yourself and others!"

Ouyang Murphy gestured twice with the knife, and said with a smile: "Are you so afraid of knives?"

Hu Qiang quickly raised his laptop: "I'm not afraid of knives, I'm afraid that you will hurt someone with a knife!"

Ouyang Murphy pouted: "Cut, it's boring."

After finishing speaking, Ouyang Murphy put away the blade and put the knife back into his trouser pocket.

Seeing Ouyang Mofei put away the knife, Hu Qiang was relieved.

Yes, it's fine if someone else holds a knife, but Ouyang Murphy is crazy, no one knows what she will do with a knife, can Hu Qiang not be afraid?

"You are really..." Hu Qiang shook his head, "Forget it, let's not talk about you."

Ouyang Murphy smiled, bent his knees and tilted his head, looked at Hu Qiang and said, "Hey, do you want to tell a story?"

"No, no!" Hu Qiang shook his head hastily, "He will tell scary stories to scare me, and I won't listen!"

Speaking of this, Hu Qiang turned on his laptop: "Forget it, I'll continue writing my accident report."

Ouyang Murphy pouted: "I think you'd better stop writing the accident report and write memoirs directly. Maybe, after you die, the rescuers will find you and leave it to your family."

"Yes!" Hu Qiang nodded, "Why didn't I think of it? I can write a memoir, but what should I write?"

Ouyang Murphy said: "Just write, how you took the blame for the leader, how you were kicked out mercilessly by the leader, and then came back like a poor guy to beg for shelter, and finally got trapped in the elevator and died a miserable death .

Ah, you are such a big cup!No, it's a table full of cutlery! "

Hu Qiang couldn't help raising his head: "Murphy, we're all like this, so let's save a few words, save effort and energy consumption."

"Then let's continue telling the story?" Ouyang Murphy smiled.

Hu Qiang sighed: "Forget it, let's chat casually."

"Chat?" Ouyang Murphy shrugged, "Okay, what do you want to talk about?"

"This..." Hu Qiang thought for a while, "How many people are there in your family?"

"What? Check your household registration?" Ouyang Murphy rolled his eyes.

"No." Hu Qiang said, "Do you want to chat? Usually, you just ask who is in your family. Forget it, don't talk about it if you don't like it."

"Old Hu." Ouyang Murphy said with a sudden smile, "Let me ask you a question."

"You ask." Hu Qiang said.

Ouyang Murphy asked with a smile: "When you need something, do you use your right hand or your left hand? On average, every few days? Before going to bed, or when you wake up in the morning? Do you need to watch something as an aid? Usually you watch a small video , or read magazines?"

Hu Qiang was taken aback for a moment, then frowned quickly and said, "What nonsense are you talking about? How could anyone ask this?"

"Okay, let's change it." Ouyang Murphy asked again, "When you go to bed at night, how many times do you get up at night?"

Hu Qiang squinted his eyes and pretended to be angry: "I refuse to answer! Also, it is forbidden to ask such low-level things, you are shameless, I want more!"

"Cut!" Ouyang Murphy nodded indifferently, "Don't you men just like this kind of dirty jokes?"

"What do you call men, don't overturn a boatload of people with a stick." Hu Qiang said, "Normal good men, not so nasty."

"Ah, I got it." Ouyang Murphy nodded, "You can't be coquettish, you can do it or say it, right?"

"Why are you still talking?" Hu Qiang frowned, "I won't talk anymore."

Ouyang Murphy looked at Hu Qiang and smiled: "How is it? Are you feeling better now? Are you not afraid? Are you not anxious?"

Hu Qiang was taken aback for a moment, only then did he realize that he really didn't have the fear and anxiety he had before.

After glancing at the smiling Ouyang Murphy, Hu Qiang realized that she did it on purpose just now, to divert his attention by saying these things on purpose.

Although the method is a little underwhelming, it is indeed useful.

"Thank you, Mo Fei." Hu Qiang suddenly sighed, "Although I am older than you, you are much more mature than me.

At least in this environment, you can still be so calm, you can even see my latent anxiety, and in turn enlighten me, I am really, really relieved and grateful, thank you. "

"Cut! No sincerity!" Ouyang Murphy pouted, "It's better to invite me to dinner than to say thank you."

"Okay, then I'll treat you to dinner." Hu Qiang said with a smile, "I'll treat you to a big meal after we go out!"

"Come on." Ouyang Murphy said, "You didn't ask me for the few meals you owed me before."

"Isn't it because there has been no time or opportunity?" Hu Qiang chuckled, "In this way, you will be saved later, and I will definitely treat you to a big meal.

Don't go to self-help, just go!

The old restaurant is still Laozhengxing, Xiaonanguo is still Songhelou, you can choose from the four major cuisines, Michelin is also no problem, I guarantee it is unambiguous! "

"Yo." Ouyang Murphy looked at Hu Qiang, "You are serious, do you really want to spend your money to treat me to dinner?"

"Don't talk about eating." Hu Qiang said, "Go shopping, watch movies, do whatever you want."

"Forget it." Ouyang Murphy said, "I have nothing to do with you as an old man, but..."

"But what?" Hu Qiang asked.

Ouyang Murphy smiled and said, "You play the violin well. I want you to play the violin for me alone."

"No problem!" Hu Qiang nodded.

"Go to your home."

"No...huh?"

Hu Qiang was taken aback, and looked at Ouyang Mofei who was smiling but not smiling: "Murphy, my house is not interesting, let's find a place with beautiful mountains and rivers outside, and I will perform for you in a serious manner, how about it?"

"Why, are you afraid?" Ouyang Murphy smiled, "Are you afraid that I will go to your house and eat you?"

"Can we not make this joke?" Hu Qiang smiled wryly.

Ouyang Mofei folded his arms and raised his head, sighed, "You are so courageous, you are smaller than the eye of a needle, too small, really too small!"

Hu Qiang lowered his head, silently didn't say a word, didn't answer, and then clacked the keyboard of his laptop.

Glancing at Hu Qiang with his head down, Ouyang Murphy shook his head and murmured in a low voice: "Cut! 24K pure coward, super pure!"

(End of this chapter)