Hu Qiang's Decision

Chapter 422 Go over, turn your back, I want to relieve myself!
Time passed by one minute and one second, and four hours passed in a flash.

While Hu Qiang, Ouyang Murphy, Su Kejie and Sha Lele were still trapped in the two elevators, Tang Haixing, Pang Xiaobai and Jin Ruoyu in the parking lot downstairs were still having fun party.

Everyone still dances to the music, eats, drinks and plays, which is really pleasant.

"It's been several hours, why hasn't Ajie come to Nie?" Jin Ruoyu complained while dancing the slow rock dance, "If he's here, what a luxury trip to New Malaysia and Thailand."

Tang Haixing, who was also wriggling beside him, his eyes lit up: "Then I'll go up and call him."

After speaking, Tang Haixing was about to turn around and leave.

"stop!"

Pang Xiaobai, who was holding a whole roast chicken and chewing hard, raised his head and said expressionlessly.

"Tang Haixing, I don't know about your little tricks? You obviously want to work overtime!"

While continuing to dance, Tang Haixing frowned and said: "No, I really just went up to take a look and called Ajie over by the way. Besides, this is Lele's first time on duty, so I don't worry about her. Is there any emergency..."

"Ask you!" Jin Ruoyu, who was dancing, suddenly asked Tang Haixing, "You have been on duty for so long, what emergencies have happened?"

"That's too much!" Tang Haixing immediately puffed up his chest and raised his chin, "For example, I rescued Mike who almost died suddenly in the IT department!"

Jin Ruoyu curled his lips, and continued dancing while saying, "Oh, Mike just took a nap while working overtime, but you found out, after a rescue, Hammer almost broke his chest. Being lazy, I can only bear it and say that I fainted."

Tang Haixing was taken aback, thought for a while and said, "Then, I also saved Daisy who was molested by her colleagues in the marketing department! I avoided a sexual harassment! Daisy must be very grateful to me now!"

Jin Ruoyu continued to dance and said with a cold face: "Daisy and her colleague Donald are having an office affair, almost everyone knows about it, everyone is just because of the company's regulations, so they don't want to talk about it.

That time, when I was working overtime, I secretly took the opportunity to go out for a tryst, but you bumped into me right in the end.

When you bumped into each other like this, Daisy got scared, and in order to keep her job, she said that Donald molested her.

Now it's good, Donald was fired, and the two of them were also separated, a pair of young lovers, just bragging about it.

Daisy can't wait to hammer you to death now, but also thank you, thank you for the hammer! "

Tang Haixing blinked, then thought about it again, and then said eagerly: "Then I rescued Robert who was trapped in the toilet, so there is nothing wrong with that?"

This time, without waiting for Jin Ruoyu to speak, Pang Xiaobai, who was jumping around with the roast chicken, said: "That time, the toilet ran out of paper, and they asked you for a small bag of paper, but you handed the small bun, who will go to the toilet next time?" Are you eating steamed buns?"

Tang Haixing was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Even so, I still helped him solve the problem. After all, the skin of the bun is usable, and it's still very soft."

Pang Xiaobai immediately made a vomited expression: "You have the nerve to say this. Robert has been psychologically affected since that incident. I heard that he will never eat buns again."

Jin Ruoyu danced and said, "So Hai Xing, for the sake of everyone, you should rest here. If you really want to make a contribution, you might as well go to bed early!"

"It's true!" Pang Xiaobai said while dancing, "I'm a little tired after dancing for so long, let's change to a soothing music."

After finishing speaking, Pang Xiaobai walked aside, picked up the remote control from the table, and changed a song.

As a result, the newly changed music is a faster-paced happy song.

When they heard that the rhythm was so fast, everyone was stunned for a moment, but soon followed the music again and jumped up to Di again.

The three of them were in high spirits here, but the four trapped in the elevator were suffering.

Among them, Hu Qiang suffered the most.

"I mean Old Hu!" Ouyang Mofei looked up at Hu Qiang who was twisting around, "Why are you twisting around? Is it itchy?"

"No, no." Hu Qiang smiled dryly.

"Then why are you moving around?" Ouyang Murphy said blankly, "Don't you know you should move less and save energy?"

Hu Qiang smiled dryly again: "I, I, I will try my best..."

Suddenly, Hu Qiang stood up and looked at Ouyang Mofei with a dry smile: "Could it be, let's discuss something."

"What are you doing?" Ouyang Murphy, who was playing on his mobile phone, looked up at Hu Qiang.

Hu Qiang bent over and chuckled: "Well, can you close your eyes."

Ouyang Mofei frowned, looked at Hu Qiang's appearance, and suddenly said: "Ah, do you want it convenient? Big or small?"

"Small, trumpet!" Hu Qiang said hastily, "I, I've actually held it in for a long time, and I really can't hold it in any longer. If I hold it any longer, I'm going to explode."

Ouyang Mofei looked at Hu Qiang with a half-smile: "You have to pee in such a short time, you're not good at it."

"What nonsense?" Hu Qiang glared at Ouyang Murphy.

"I drank a lot of water before, and I wanted to go to the toilet a long time ago. I thought about it before I got on the elevator. I thought I would go to the toilet after taking my things, but I was stuck here.

It's been four hours, I can hold it until now, it's very hard, okay! "

Ouyang Murphy smiled: "Okay, don't explain, just go if you want, I won't watch you."

Hu Qiang frowned: "No, what I mean is, can you not sit by the elevator door, sit in the corner inside, I, I want to be convenient at the door, otherwise, the urine won't come out and the smell will be very bad big."

"Ah, that's right." Ouyang Murphy stood up slowly, "Okay, then I'll go and sit inside, hurry up!"

Hu Qiang nodded quickly: "Yes, I will do it as soon as possible."

After Ouyang Murphy entered the innermost corner and stood still, Hu Qiang frowned: "Turn your back!"

"Cut, trouble!"

After saying this, Ouyang Murphy turned around and turned his back to Hu Qiang.

Hu Qiang breathed a sigh of relief, and hurried to the elevator door, untied his belt, took off his pants, and took out the nozzle to aim at the crack of the elevator door.

Soon, after a burst of refreshing current, a water line flew straight down.

After peeing and shaking, Hu Qiang felt unusually comfortable and relaxed, and his whole body was sublimated, as if he had suddenly become a great sage.

After exhaling, Hu Qiang pulled up his trousers and tied his belt, turned around and said to Ouyang Murphy, who continued to turn his back on him: "I'm done, thank you."

Ouyang Murphy crossed his arms: "That's great? Come here quickly!"

Hu Qiang was taken aback for a moment, and then said: "No, my original place is pretty good."

"What nonsense!"

Ouyang Mofei turned around suddenly, and walked up to Hu Qiang in a few steps: "Go over, turn your back, I want to relieve myself!"

"Ah?" Hu Qiang was taken aback.

"Ah what!" Ouyang Mofei's face was livid, "Hurry up and stand still, plug your ears and turn around, hurry up!"

Speaking of this, Ouyang Murphy suddenly took out a knife and gestured at Hu Qiang.

Seeing Ouyang Murphy take out the knife, Hu Qiang's eyelids jumped in fright, and he hurried to the corner of the elevator, turned his back, and covered his ears with his hands, neither looking nor listening.

Seeing that Hu Qiang obeyed obediently, Ouyang Murphy put away the knife and let out a breath, then squatted down with his back to Hu Qiang, and quickly took off his shorts.

Ouyang Mofei frowned when there was a bit of offensive smell, but after getting over the rush, it smelled a little nice and a little sweet.

After frowning again, Ouyang Murphy held his breath and started to pee.

After urinating in a hurry, Ouyang Murphy put on his shorts silently and stood up. He looked at Hu Qiang who was still facing away from him and covered his ears with his hands with a complicated expression.

After exhaling, Ouyang Murphy walked behind Hu Qiang, and patted Hu Qiang's shoulder as usual: "I'm fine."

Hu Qiang then let go of his hands, and said with a smile: "You're all right, actually it's nothing..."

"Shut up!" Ouyang Murphy said suddenly, "Don't talk!"

After warning Hu Qiang, Ouyang Murphy took off his coat, sat down against the wall in the innermost corner of the elevator, then covered his coat, and said expressionlessly: "It's getting late, go to bed early, sleep can reduce physical energy Consumption, that's all."

After finishing speaking, Ouyang Murphy crossed his arms, lowered his head and closed his eyes.

Hu Qiang looked at Ouyang Murphy, then at the still smelly elevator door.

Clicking the monkey, Hu Qiang silently sat down against the wall in another corner inside the elevator, and then, like Ouyang Murphy, took off his coat and covered himself.

Next, Hu Qiang took off his plain glasses, pinched the bridge of his nose, and sighed softly.

"Forget it, being trapped in the elevator, you have to learn to get used to this kind of thing, it's nothing."

"I even helped Lisa get a tuba, let alone this? Pediatrics!"

Thinking of this, Hu Qiang also closed his eyes, forcing himself not to think about the appearance and sound of Ouyang Murphy when he peed, and slowly fell into a dream by continuously counting dumplings.

In this way, time continued to pass slowly, and the trapped time quickly changed from four hours to twelve hours.

Its daybreak!It's raining!
Unfortunately, for Hu Qiang, Ouyang Murphy, Su Kejie, and Sha Lele who were trapped in the elevator, there was no difference between day and night, and they didn't know whether it was sunny or rainy.

Fortunately, they still have mobile phones, and they can also know the time through their mobile phones, and know what is day and what is night.

It's just that because there is no signal, the weather forecast function is completely useless, and it is impossible to know what the weather is like outside.

"Ah!"

A sudden sneeze woke up Sha Lele who was sleeping soundly.

After waking up, Sha Lele subconsciously stretched out his arms and yawned, then immediately folded his arms and got up, rubbed his arms and said, "What's going on, why does it feel like it's suddenly getting cold?"

"It's not like." Su Kejie, who was constantly drawing with a water-based pen on the elevator door, said, "It's because the temperature has really dropped, it's really a bit cold, it should be lower than twenty degrees."

Sha Lele was taken aback, raised his head, looked carefully at Su Kejie who was constantly drawing on the elevator door with his back turned to him, frowned and asked, "Mr. Ajie, what are you drawing?"

Su Kejie turned around and opened the painting on the door: "Isn't it obvious? The sink!"

"The sink?" Sha Lele was taken aback, "Why did you draw the sink?"

Su Kejie said with a blank face: "It's morning now, people wake up, and they have to freshen up."

Speaking of this, Su Kejie looked aside and said: "We are trapped in the elevator day and night, and working hard to establish a normal routine will allow us to persist longer and maintain our last dignity."

Sha Lele frowned: "So, you are drawing a sink and pretending to wash?"

"That's right." Su Kejie looked at Sha Lele, "I just washed it, so you can come and wash your face too, and then we'll have breakfast."

"Ah?" Sha Lele swallowed subconsciously, "Breakfast? Where is it?"

"Here!" Su Kejie put his hand into his trouser pocket.

Seeing this situation, Sha Lele stood up quickly, staring straight at Su Kejie's hand that was deep in his trouser pocket.

Soon, Su Kejie reached out and took out a package of toilet paper.

After taking out the toilet paper package, Su Kejie put it in the palm of his hand and said, "I searched the entire elevator before, and my hard work paid off, and I finally found this!"

After speaking, Su Kejie opened the toilet paper, revealing a biscuit crumb that was not much bigger than a soybean inside.

Seeing the soybean-sized biscuit crumbs, Sha Lele was stunned for a moment, then looked up at Su Kejie aggrievedly: "That's all? It's not enough for teeth!"

"Sai Ya, that must be enough." Su Kejie said, "In addition, I saw a cockroach in the morning, but unfortunately I didn't catch it."

Upon hearing this, Sha Lele quickly frowned and closed his eyes and nodded: "No, no, this one is pretty good. As for the cockroach, let it go, it won't bite."

Su Kejie picked up the biscuit crumbs that were not much bigger than soybeans: "Here, here you are!"

After finishing speaking, Su Kejie picked up the biscuit crumb with his fingers and put it in Sha Lele's hand.

Sha Lele picked it up with both hands excitedly, just about to eat, suddenly thought of something, frowned and asked Su Kejie: ​​"Mr. Ajie, I ate, what are you eating? Otherwise, let's have half of each of us?"

Su Kejie shook his head: "Don't worry about me, I'll start first!"

After finishing speaking, Su Kejie looked at his fingers that had picked up the biscuit crumbs just now, and then put them into his mouth one by one and licked them.

After licking his fingers one by one, Su Kejie made a swallowing motion, then raised his head and said to Sha Lele: "Well, yes, I'm full, I'm so full!"

After finishing speaking, Su Kejie hiccupped deliberately.

After hiccupping, Su Kejie raised his head: "Why are you staring blankly, you should hurry up and eat."

Sha Lele was moved: "Teacher Ajie!"

"Don't cry!" Su Kejie said immediately, "If you cry, you will consume water and electrolytes! I really want to cry, wait for me to take the half of the soda can, and catch the tears first."

Sha Lele was taken aback for a moment, then stopped crying, and directly put the biscuit crumbs, which were not much bigger than soybeans, into his mouth, crushed them with his front teeth, and swallowed them directly into Jin's stomach.

Seeing Sha Lele swallow the biscuit crumbs, Su Kejie swallowed, and then said in a calm tone: "Don't worry, let's have a big meal at noon."

"Huh?" Sha Lele's eyes lit up, "Big meal? What kind of big meal?"

Su Kejie bent down, picked up a belt that he had pulled out from the waistband of his trousers from the ground, and tugged hard: "This is it!"

Sha Lele was stunned: "This is..."

"A top-layer calfskin belt!" Su Kejie said calmly, "Eat this, it's chewy and full!"

(End of this chapter)