Hu Qiang's Decision
Chapter 423 I fart, it has nothing to do with you!
Chapter 423 I fart, it has nothing to do with you!
After hearing Su Kejie say that his belt was chewy, Sha Lele's gaze froze immediately after he was full.
But soon, Sha Lele came back to his senses, continued to click his mouth, and licked the gap between his teeth with his tongue at the fastest speed, swallowing all the food residue in his mouth into his stomach.
After finishing all this, Shale let out a sigh of relief and said, "By the way, I don't know what happened to Manager Hu."
Speaking of this, Sha Lele shouted loudly: "Manager Hu, Manager Hu?"
"Stop!" Su Kejie said suddenly, "Stop shouting, I have a more labor-saving way of communicating."
"Ah?" Sha Lele looked at Su Kejie, "What method?"
Su Kejie pointed to the ground: "Sit."
After Sha Lele sat down, Su Kejie also sat down, then put down the belt, bent his fingers, and tapped the elevator wall rhythmically with the middle knuckles of his fingers, long and short.
After knocking on the wall briefly, after a while, there was a burst of the same, long and short, very rhythmic knocking sound from the opposite side.
Hearing this, Sha Lele was shocked: "What's going on? What happened just now?"
Su Kejie looked at the shocked Sha Lele expressionlessly, and said calmly, "I just asked Mo Fei if he was there, and she replied, yes."
Sha Lele opened his mouth wide in shock: "Do you still understand Morse code?"
Su Kejie nodded: "In the beginning, it was just for fun. In order to complain about the leader during the meeting without leaving any traces, I will return it after using it too much."
Sha Lele suddenly said: "Oh, that's how it is."
Su Kejie tapped the wall again with Morse code, and while knocking, he translated: "How are you?"
Just after typing, a burst of Morse code appeared on the opposite side in a short while.
Su Kejie immediately translated simultaneously: "I told a ghost story, and he peed in fright."
"Ah?" Sha Lele opened his mouth wide in surprise again, "Is Manager Hu scared to pee? Murphy is so amazing!"
Su Kejie started typing Morse code again with a blank face, translating while typing: "Keep the liquid well, drink it when you are thirsty."
"Liquid?" Sha Lele frowned, "You mean... Manager Hu's urine?"
Su Kejie nodded to Sha Lele expressionlessly.
At this moment, there was a sudden "bang" from the opposite side, which startled the two of them.
This time, without waiting for Su Kejie to translate simultaneously, Sha Lele said: "Does this mean to get lost?"
Su Kejie looked at Su Kejie expressionlessly: "Congratulations, you've just started."
Speaking of this, Su Kejie sat down against the wall, picked up his notebook and started the P drawing homework.
Seeing that Su Kejie started working again, Sha Lele couldn't help asking: "Mr. Ajie, why are you still working at such a time?"
Su Kejie said while working: "There is no signal here, and there is nothing else to do."
Speaking of this, Su Kejie turned his head to look at Sha Lele: "Anyway, I have nothing to do, why not do private work with P pictures, one piece is five yuan, ten pieces are 50 yuan, and there is still some money."
Turning his head, Su Kejie said with a blank expression: "Fifty extra P per day, which is 250 yuan. My mortgage can be paid off a little earlier."
Sha Lele frowned and said, "Just in case..."
"No chance!" Su Kejie turned his head and glanced at Sha Lele, "Don't worry, we will definitely go out. As long as we can go out, these pictures will be valuable."
After taking a deep breath, Su Kejie turned his head to look at the notebook again: "You can also find something to do, such as using your mobile phone, playing minesweeper, eating snakes, or playing games.
If you don’t have any games, if it’s really not enough, you can use your mobile phone to look at old photos, listen to old music, or use document software to write something.
In short, if you have something to do, have a normal schedule, you don't have to think about it, and you can last longer. "
Sha Lele looked at Su Kejie, pouted, and nodded: "I see, Teacher Ajie."
At the same time, Hu Qiang in the elevator next door was just woken up by Ouyang Murphy's last knock.
Frowning and opening his eyes, after rubbing his eyes again, Hu Qiang looked at Ouyang Mofei and said, "Murphy? What were you doing just now? It seemed like you were knocking on a wall? Are you asking for help?"
"No." Ouyang Murphy sat lazily on the floor and said, "I'm chatting with Ajie in the elevator next door."
"Chat with Ajie?" Hu Qiang frowned, "Knock on the wall? Wait, it can't be the legendary Morse code?"
"That's right." Ouyang Murphy nodded.
"You also know Morse code?" Hu Qiang asked in surprise.
"What's the matter." Ouyang Murphy said indifferently, "It's just Morse code, which is much simpler than code."
"That's true." Hu Qiang nodded.
Speaking of this, Hu Qiang stretched his waist: "Oh, there is no day or night here, and I don't know what time it is."
Picking up the phone and looking at it, Hu Qiang raised his eyebrows: "Ah, it's morning, time flies so fast."
After yawning again, Hu Qiang asked, "By the way, Mo Fei, what did you talk to Ajie just now?"
"It's nothing." Ouyang Murphy smiled faintly, "I just said hello to prove that we are both alive, and then told him that you like to listen to my stories.
By the way, speaking of it, you just woke up, do you want me to tell you a story to refresh yourself? "
Hu Qiang's eyelids twitched, and he smiled dryly and said, "Forget it, I'm quite energetic now, so I don't need to be refreshed.
Besides, those stories of yours are so scary and consume a lot of energy, so you should save them for others to hear after you get out.
By the way, go tell Ruoyu, she has been thinking about losing weight recently, I think your story should be very effective.
And Xiaobai, it should also have an effect. "
As soon as I said this, there was a sudden "poof" sound.
That's the sound of farting.
"It's not me!" Ouyang Murphy said suddenly.
Hu Qiang blinked, and it was very clear that the fart just now was not done by himself.
But there are only two people here, if it's not me, then...
"Yes, it's me!" Hu Qiang suddenly nodded with a serious face, "I fart, it has nothing to do with you!"
Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang quickly frowned and covered his stomach, then looked at Ouyang Mofei who bowed his head and hugged his knees, and said with a sorry face: "I'm sorry, Mofei, I have a bad stomach recently, stay away from me, don't smoke you."
Speaking of this, Hu Qiang stood up and planned to walk to the elevator door.
Firstly, he wanted to stay away from Ouyang Murphy so as not to be smoked, and secondly, he wanted to pee.
Just kidding, getting up in the morning to pee is a very normal phenomenon, and I have been holding it in for a long time.
But just when Hu Qiang stood up, intending to make Ouyang Mofei turn around and say that he wanted to pee, a murmuring sound suddenly came from Ouyang Mofei.
It was the sound of hunger.
"It's me!" Hu Qiang subconsciously said, "I'm the fart... Ah bah, my stomach is called, it has nothing to do with you."
Speaking of this, Hu Qiang quickly opened his mouth wide, took a deep breath, and chewed a few times virtually, then hiccupped deliberately, and patted his belly: "Ah, this air is so fresh, it tastes delicious. , so full."
(End of this chapter)
After hearing Su Kejie say that his belt was chewy, Sha Lele's gaze froze immediately after he was full.
But soon, Sha Lele came back to his senses, continued to click his mouth, and licked the gap between his teeth with his tongue at the fastest speed, swallowing all the food residue in his mouth into his stomach.
After finishing all this, Shale let out a sigh of relief and said, "By the way, I don't know what happened to Manager Hu."
Speaking of this, Sha Lele shouted loudly: "Manager Hu, Manager Hu?"
"Stop!" Su Kejie said suddenly, "Stop shouting, I have a more labor-saving way of communicating."
"Ah?" Sha Lele looked at Su Kejie, "What method?"
Su Kejie pointed to the ground: "Sit."
After Sha Lele sat down, Su Kejie also sat down, then put down the belt, bent his fingers, and tapped the elevator wall rhythmically with the middle knuckles of his fingers, long and short.
After knocking on the wall briefly, after a while, there was a burst of the same, long and short, very rhythmic knocking sound from the opposite side.
Hearing this, Sha Lele was shocked: "What's going on? What happened just now?"
Su Kejie looked at the shocked Sha Lele expressionlessly, and said calmly, "I just asked Mo Fei if he was there, and she replied, yes."
Sha Lele opened his mouth wide in shock: "Do you still understand Morse code?"
Su Kejie nodded: "In the beginning, it was just for fun. In order to complain about the leader during the meeting without leaving any traces, I will return it after using it too much."
Sha Lele suddenly said: "Oh, that's how it is."
Su Kejie tapped the wall again with Morse code, and while knocking, he translated: "How are you?"
Just after typing, a burst of Morse code appeared on the opposite side in a short while.
Su Kejie immediately translated simultaneously: "I told a ghost story, and he peed in fright."
"Ah?" Sha Lele opened his mouth wide in surprise again, "Is Manager Hu scared to pee? Murphy is so amazing!"
Su Kejie started typing Morse code again with a blank face, translating while typing: "Keep the liquid well, drink it when you are thirsty."
"Liquid?" Sha Lele frowned, "You mean... Manager Hu's urine?"
Su Kejie nodded to Sha Lele expressionlessly.
At this moment, there was a sudden "bang" from the opposite side, which startled the two of them.
This time, without waiting for Su Kejie to translate simultaneously, Sha Lele said: "Does this mean to get lost?"
Su Kejie looked at Su Kejie expressionlessly: "Congratulations, you've just started."
Speaking of this, Su Kejie sat down against the wall, picked up his notebook and started the P drawing homework.
Seeing that Su Kejie started working again, Sha Lele couldn't help asking: "Mr. Ajie, why are you still working at such a time?"
Su Kejie said while working: "There is no signal here, and there is nothing else to do."
Speaking of this, Su Kejie turned his head to look at Sha Lele: "Anyway, I have nothing to do, why not do private work with P pictures, one piece is five yuan, ten pieces are 50 yuan, and there is still some money."
Turning his head, Su Kejie said with a blank expression: "Fifty extra P per day, which is 250 yuan. My mortgage can be paid off a little earlier."
Sha Lele frowned and said, "Just in case..."
"No chance!" Su Kejie turned his head and glanced at Sha Lele, "Don't worry, we will definitely go out. As long as we can go out, these pictures will be valuable."
After taking a deep breath, Su Kejie turned his head to look at the notebook again: "You can also find something to do, such as using your mobile phone, playing minesweeper, eating snakes, or playing games.
If you don’t have any games, if it’s really not enough, you can use your mobile phone to look at old photos, listen to old music, or use document software to write something.
In short, if you have something to do, have a normal schedule, you don't have to think about it, and you can last longer. "
Sha Lele looked at Su Kejie, pouted, and nodded: "I see, Teacher Ajie."
At the same time, Hu Qiang in the elevator next door was just woken up by Ouyang Murphy's last knock.
Frowning and opening his eyes, after rubbing his eyes again, Hu Qiang looked at Ouyang Mofei and said, "Murphy? What were you doing just now? It seemed like you were knocking on a wall? Are you asking for help?"
"No." Ouyang Murphy sat lazily on the floor and said, "I'm chatting with Ajie in the elevator next door."
"Chat with Ajie?" Hu Qiang frowned, "Knock on the wall? Wait, it can't be the legendary Morse code?"
"That's right." Ouyang Murphy nodded.
"You also know Morse code?" Hu Qiang asked in surprise.
"What's the matter." Ouyang Murphy said indifferently, "It's just Morse code, which is much simpler than code."
"That's true." Hu Qiang nodded.
Speaking of this, Hu Qiang stretched his waist: "Oh, there is no day or night here, and I don't know what time it is."
Picking up the phone and looking at it, Hu Qiang raised his eyebrows: "Ah, it's morning, time flies so fast."
After yawning again, Hu Qiang asked, "By the way, Mo Fei, what did you talk to Ajie just now?"
"It's nothing." Ouyang Murphy smiled faintly, "I just said hello to prove that we are both alive, and then told him that you like to listen to my stories.
By the way, speaking of it, you just woke up, do you want me to tell you a story to refresh yourself? "
Hu Qiang's eyelids twitched, and he smiled dryly and said, "Forget it, I'm quite energetic now, so I don't need to be refreshed.
Besides, those stories of yours are so scary and consume a lot of energy, so you should save them for others to hear after you get out.
By the way, go tell Ruoyu, she has been thinking about losing weight recently, I think your story should be very effective.
And Xiaobai, it should also have an effect. "
As soon as I said this, there was a sudden "poof" sound.
That's the sound of farting.
"It's not me!" Ouyang Murphy said suddenly.
Hu Qiang blinked, and it was very clear that the fart just now was not done by himself.
But there are only two people here, if it's not me, then...
"Yes, it's me!" Hu Qiang suddenly nodded with a serious face, "I fart, it has nothing to do with you!"
Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang quickly frowned and covered his stomach, then looked at Ouyang Mofei who bowed his head and hugged his knees, and said with a sorry face: "I'm sorry, Mofei, I have a bad stomach recently, stay away from me, don't smoke you."
Speaking of this, Hu Qiang stood up and planned to walk to the elevator door.
Firstly, he wanted to stay away from Ouyang Murphy so as not to be smoked, and secondly, he wanted to pee.
Just kidding, getting up in the morning to pee is a very normal phenomenon, and I have been holding it in for a long time.
But just when Hu Qiang stood up, intending to make Ouyang Mofei turn around and say that he wanted to pee, a murmuring sound suddenly came from Ouyang Mofei.
It was the sound of hunger.
"It's me!" Hu Qiang subconsciously said, "I'm the fart... Ah bah, my stomach is called, it has nothing to do with you."
Speaking of this, Hu Qiang quickly opened his mouth wide, took a deep breath, and chewed a few times virtually, then hiccupped deliberately, and patted his belly: "Ah, this air is so fresh, it tastes delicious. , so full."
(End of this chapter)
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