Hu Qiang's Decision
Chapter 762 Forget it, I don’t understand, just destroy it!
Chapter 762 Forget it, I don’t understand, just destroy it!
Seeing that Ouyang Murphy admitted so quickly, Hu Qiang narrowed his eyes and pursed his lips in silence.
"No, don't you want to quibble?"
Ouyang Murphy shrugged: "What's there to quibble about? Didn't you already expect it? When I saw it before, you had already seen it when I cheated Lanny, but you didn't object."
"Who said that?" Hu Qiang immediately retorted, "I warned you, don't go too far."
"Ah, it seems so." Ouyang Murphy looked at Hu Qiang with a half-smile, "It seems so, but you didn't point it out directly, and you gave up quickly. Since you gave up to stop me, don't you just encourage me to continue? ?"
Seeing that Hu Qiang was speechless, Ouyang Murphy smiled: "Come on, Lao Hu, I know you also hate Lanni, so you want to see him cheated by me.
Anyway, even if something goes wrong in the end, it's my business and has nothing to do with you, right? "
"Nonsense!" Hu Qiang said subconsciously, "If something happens to you, how come it has nothing to do with me?"
"Oh?" Ouyang Murphy narrowed his eyes and looked at Hu Qiang, tilting his head and smiling, "Really? So you care about me so much?"
Hu Qiang subconsciously recognized it and pushed up his glasses: "Don't think blindly! I mean, I am your boss. If something happens to you, how could I escape?"
After seeing Ouyang Murphy's indifferent look, Hu Qiang sighed: "Ouyang Murphy, you, you, you... forget it, let me ask you, how confusing are the Wuxi dialects you taught Lanni?"
Ouyang Murphy shrugged and said nothing.
"Very confusing?" Hu Qiang asked.
Ouyang Murphy spread his hands.
"Very weird?" Hu Qiang asked again.
Ouyang Murphy smiled.
"Oh my god!" Hu Qiang slapped his forehead, "It's over, it's over now, Lanny will definitely go crazy when he comes to his senses!"
As soon as he said this, Hu Qiang's stare suddenly said: "Manager Hu, your boss Lanny's call has been answered for you."
Hearing this, Hu Qiang turned around subconsciously.
Sure enough, Lanny's holographic projection quickly appeared in front of Hu Qiang.
However, after Lanni's holographic projection appeared, he did not look at Hu Qiang, but looked at Ouyang Murphy.
"Ouyang Murphy, you are here just right, I was just looking for you!"
Hearing what Lanny said, Hu Qiang's eyes widened and he subconsciously covered his mouth, obviously shocked.
Ouyang Murphy, on the other hand, looked indifferent and looked at Lanny's virtual projection calmly.
Lanni asked Ouyang Murphy with a serious face: "Ouyang Murphy, tell me the truth, what do those Wuxi dialects you taught me mean?"
Upon hearing this, Hu Qiang quickly took a deep breath, then put on a professional smile, trying to smooth things over with a smile.
But at this moment, Lanni frowned and looked at Hu Qiang: "Why did Mr. Zhao listen to what I said about Wuxi..."
"What, what's wrong?" Hu Qiang asked subconsciously.
"Are you so happy?" Lanifu suddenly laughed.
"Ah?" Hu Qiang was stunned, "What's going on?"
Speaking of this, Hu Qiang looked at Ouyang Murphy, but Ouyang Murphy just shrugged, saying that she didn't know either.
Fortunately, Lannifu quickly explained himself.
It turned out that just now, when Lannifu was going to have dinner, he happened to meet the new Mr. Zhao Dezhu, Mr. Zhao, in the elevator.
After meeting Mr. Zhao, Lannifu immediately had an idea and said in Wuxi dialect behind his back: "Alas, the pig quotient is low (my IQ is low)!"
Unexpectedly, it was this sentence that made the expressionless Mr. Zhao startled, and he turned back to look at Lanny Fu with a confused expression on his face.
Realizing that this sentence really aroused Mr. Zhao's interest, Lannifu was greatly encouraged. Then under the other person's gaze, he smiled and said to the other person: "Fuck you (idiot)!"
As soon as he said this, Mr. Zhao's eyes widened, looking very surprised.
Seeing that it was working again, Lannifu was encouraged again. He immediately kept up his efforts and smiled at Mr. Zhao again: "Mu Pi Jing (a flatterer)! You deserve to be kicked (dog licking)!"
Unexpectedly, after hearing these two sentences, Mr. Zhao looked shocked at first, and then suddenly reached out and patted Lanny Fu on the shoulder, and laughed, and he laughed very happily.
Immediately afterwards, he spoke a lot of Cantonese to Lanifu, but unfortunately Lanifu couldn't understand a word.
Although he doesn't understand, Lannifu can laugh.
So seeing that the other party was still laughing, Lannifu also laughed, which made the other party laugh even happier. Then, Lannifu laughed along with Mr. Zhao while continuing to launch the combo that Ouyang Murphy taught him: "Ouch, the pig quotient is low (my IQ is low)! Damn you (idiot)! The Wood Spleen Meridian (flattery)! Kick!" It’s time to (lick the dog)!”
This combo of moves made Mr. Zhao laugh so hard that he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear and had tears in his eyes.
Waiting for the elevator door to open, Mr. Zhao waved his hand to Lanny Fu, laughed and walked out.
And Lanifu was very happy because it aroused the other party's ideas.
Having said this, Lanifu took a deep breath, exhaled it again, half-squinted his eyes, and said with a sigh on his face:
“At that time, although I didn’t know what he was talking about, he was smiling like a child weighing hundreds of pounds, and tears came out of his eyes.
So I'm pretty sure I must have left a huge impression on him! "
Speaking of this, Lanifu lowered his head and said to the dumbfounded Ouyang Murphy: "Ouyang Murphy! You did a good job! Very good!
Unfortunately, I have several meetings to attend this afternoon, so I don't have much free time.
Well, tomorrow, early tomorrow morning, you can come to my office again and teach me a few new Wuxi dialects!
OK? "
"Okay, Mr. Lanni!" Ouyang Murphy immediately agreed generously, "I will be there early tomorrow morning, and I will never let you down!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Hu Qiang quickly interrupted: "No, no, no, Lanni, what about that, in my opinion, it's almost done.
Learn Wuxi dialect and shoot..."
As soon as he said this, Lanny Fu, who was smiling at the corner of his mouth, suddenly lowered his face and stared at Hu Qiang coldly.
Hu Qiang blinked and quickly changed his words: "Well, I mean, it's close to imitating Wuxi's words, but it's not enough. It's enough to do it occasionally and take it by surprise.
In my opinion, Mr. Zhao is already deeply impressed by you, even if you don’t learn Wuxi dialect.
So, if we want to learn Wuxi dialect, we won’t learn it.
Of course, if you really want to learn.
Well, I'll find some tutorials on standard Wuxi dialect and send them to you later.
Do you think this is good? "
"Why?" Lanifu frowned and said, "Since Murphy understands Wuxi dialect, why do you want to look far away and find some teaching materials for me to learn from?"
"Because, because..." Hu Qiang blinked, suddenly blessed, "That's because Murphy's Wuxi dialect is not authentic enough!"
"Not authentic enough?" Lanifu continued to frown, "Could it be that..."
At this point, Lanifu narrowed his eyes and looked at Ouyang Murphy: "The Wuxi dialect that Murphy spoke is not the authentic Wuxi dialect, but the Wuxi suburban dialect?"
Hu Qiang was about to nod and say yes, yes, yes, but Ouyang Murphy said first: "How is that possible! I am a serious Wuxi person, and my Wuxi dialect is the most standard Wuxi dialect! It is absolutely elegant and high-end, full of bookishness!"
"Very good!" Lannifu immediately pointed at Ouyang Murphy, "What I want is elegance and high-end! It's you!"
Immediately afterwards, Lannifu asked again: "By the way, you are so handsome today. How do you say it in Wuxi dialect?"
Ouyang Murphy smiled slightly: "I am a piece of mud! (I am a piece of mud!)"
As soon as he heard it started again, Hu Qiang lowered his head and held his forehead, unable to bear to look directly.
"Are you lazy?" Lannifu frowned, "Why does it sound... like it also has my name, Lanny?"
Ouyang Murphy nodded with a smile.
"Not bad, not bad!" Lanifu nodded with satisfaction, "Wuxi dialect, there is something, I think it will work!"
After saying this, Lannifu suddenly disappeared.
As soon as Lanny disappeared, Hu Qiang immediately exploded.
"Murphy, what are you trying to do? Even I know that what you just said was mocking him and calling him mud!
That is to say, Lanny was so obsessed that he didn't notice it for a while.
No, if people want to learn Wuxi dialect and flatter them, you just have to deal with them.
It's better for you, you insist on teasing people with these messy things, which makes me very upset and upset!
Let me leave the conversation here!
If you go to Lanina tomorrow, you must give me a good treatment! Make it authentic and sound good, stop making such nonsense! "
As a result, as soon as he said this, Ouyang Murphy started sputtering in Wuxi dialect, which made Hu Qiang completely unable to understand and immediately became depressed.
In the end, under Ouyang Murphy's continuous output, Hu Qiang simply gave up.
Forget it, if you don’t understand, destroy it!
Love so much!
(End of this chapter)
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