Hu Qiang's Decision

"Hey, Ruoyu, do you want to eat?"

Hearing Pang Xiaobai's greeting, Jin Ruoyu, who was lowering his head to eat, was stunned for a moment, then blinked and turned away without looking or saying anything.

When he found that Jin Ruoyu didn't respond and turned away, Pang Xiaobai frowned and quickly asked in his hometown dialect: "What's wrong? Not happy? Who bullied you?"

Realizing that Pang Xiaobai was still asking questions, Jin Ruoyu could only say calmly: "No, I am bullying you."

"Then why are you expressionless and why don't you reply to me?" Pang Xiaobai frowned and said, "Don't lie to me, you must have something to tell me!"

Jin Ruoyu continued expressionlessly: "No, I just want to have a meal in peace."

Pang Xiaobai looked disbelieving: "Stop coaxing me! Look, it's written all over your face, someone is bullying you! You're not happy!"

Jin Ruoyu turned to look at Pang Xiaobai expressionlessly, trying hard to hold back his expression.

Although he looked cold and ruthless on the surface, inside, Jin Ruoyu almost felt his stomach hurt from laughing.

Well, no one really bullied Jin Ruoyu. In fact, since everyone started speaking their hometown dialect today, Jin Ruoyu couldn't stop laughing all morning, and his crow's feet showed out from laughing.

She was afraid that if she continued, the wrinkles would become more numerous and deeper, so she deliberately stayed in a place where no one was around, not wanting to be teased or getting any more wrinkles.

What's more, after laughing all morning, she needed to take a break and calm down.

Otherwise, she was afraid that if she continued to laugh like this, she would not only get crow's feet, but also get a stomachache from laughing.

Laughing too much is also a kind of pain!

Seeing Jin Ruoyu's suppressed expression, Pang Xiaobai misunderstood again, thinking that Jin Ruoyu had a strong personality and that even if he was bullied, he didn't want to speak out and let him worry.

"Since you refuse to speak," Pang Xiaobai said in his own dialect, "How about this? I'll read you a poem, use ancient poetry to clarify your ambitions, and inspire you!"

At this point, without waiting for Jin Ruoyu to respond, Pang Xiaobai raised his head, narrowed his eyes, and sang in authentic Luzhou dialect: "When autumn comes on September 8th, I will kill all the flowers after they bloom!"

Upon hearing this poem with a strong Luzhou flavor, Jin Ruoyu was stunned.

At this moment, she started to laugh in her heart, but her reason forced herself to suppress it, telling herself not to laugh out loud, and to continue to be a cold-faced beauty.

At this time, Pang Xiaobai was still reciting: "The incense formation soaring into the sky penetrates Chang'an, and the city is filled with golden armor!"

belch!

Jin Ruoyu suddenly burped, which was the result of suppressing his laughter.

Pang Xiaobai sighed and said: "Ruoyu, this poem "Ode to Chrysanthemums after Budi" was written in the late Tang Dynasty after Huang Chao took part in the imperial examination and failed in Sun Shan's name.

The general meaning is that if you look down on my son, I will make you regret it sooner or later!

So what, are you happy? Are you happy or not? "

Jin Ruoyu opened his mouth, took a deep breath, and suppressed the hilarious impulse in his heart.

But the feeling is almost unbearable.

It's so funny.

Yes, Pang Xiaobai said this poem in Sichuan dialect. It’s so funny.

No, you can't laugh, otherwise crow's feet will appear.

Thinking of this, Jin Ruoyu closed his eyes with great perseverance, took a deep breath again, and forcibly suppressed the hilarious impulse in his heart, preventing him from laughing.

But this forced suppression of his expression caused Pang Xiaobai to misunderstand again, thinking that Jin Ruoyu hated what he just said, was extremely unhappy, and was suppressing his anger.

After blinking, Pang Xiaobai quickly explained: "Ruoyu, don't be angry. Well, the meaning of this poem I read is a bit difficult to understand. So, I will say it to you again in vernacular, so you can definitely understand it."

Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai ignored Jin Ruoyu's widened eyes and said directly in his hometown dialect with a smile:

“When autumn comes and I blossom, you will all turn into scum.

Everyone praises the fragrance of chrysanthemums, and the whole city is full of yellow haha. "

Pfft, Jin Ruoyu's defense was broken and he couldn't bear it any longer.

"Ah ha ha ha, ah ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!" Just like this, Jin Ruoyu laughed wildly at his desk and burst into tears in his heart.

It's over, it's over now.

Crow’s feet are coming again!

What kind of ancient poem is this!

It’s simply a happy planet!

I can't bear it, I really can't bear it!

Ahahaha, ahahaha...

No, we can't let him talk anymore.

If I keep talking about it, I really can’t hold back the crow’s feet on my forehead!

Thinking of this, Jin Ruoyu slapped the table with both hands, with tears in his eyes, he forced himself to hold back his laughter, and looked up at Pang Xiaobai in pain and happiness.

"Xiao Bai!" Jin Ruoyu said with a trembling tone, "You, you should speak Mandarin."

"That won't work." Pang Xiaobai said immediately, "Let's make a deal. From now on, everyone will speak the hometown dialect and support you together! I can't break the rules!"

Jin Ruoyu took a deep breath, once again suppressed the inner urge to reimburse, and then said half-crying, half-laughing: "How about you teach me how to speak Mandarin. If you speak like this, I will be able to use it during interviews in the future!"

Pang Xiaobai was stunned for a moment, then nodded: "That's right, then I'll teach you a lesson, and do something practical first."

Seeing Jin Ruoyu nodding, Pang Xiaobai switched to Mandarin and said: "Come, read to me, hello!"

Jin Ruoyu immediately chanted: "Hello."

"Very good!" Pang Xiaobai nodded, "Come again, my name is Jin Ruoyu."

Jin Ruoyu immediately followed, "My name is Jin, Ruo, Yu!"

"Feifei is very good!" Pang Xiaobai smiled slightly, "Go on, thank you for giving me the opportunity to interview!"

Jin Ruoyu blinked, took a deep breath, and said: "Thank you, please..."

"Me, me!" Pang Xiaobai quickly reminded.

Jin Ruoyu frowned and said, "Give me... my face..."

"Try! Interview! Try!" Pang Xiaobai reminded again.

Jin Ruoyu blinked quickly and then corrected: "Interview...opportunity!"

"Hey, yes, very good, very good." Pang Xiaobai said, "Now, let's talk about it together."

Immediately afterwards, Pang Xiaobai said in Mandarin: "Hello, my name is Jin Ruoyu. Thank you for giving me the opportunity to interview! Come!"

Jin Ruoyu blinked and thought for a while, then said slowly: "You...good!"

"Very good!" Pang Xiaobai nodded, "Speak quickly! Finish it in one breath!"

Jin Ruoyu said quickly: "My name is Jin Ruoyu, thank you for giving me the opportunity to interview."

After finishing speaking in one breath, Jin Ruoyu looked at Pang Xiaobai with great interest: "How is it? How is E Xuedi?"

Pang Xiaobai blinked and said with an expression that didn't know how to evaluate it: "Well, probably, almost, more than half right, it's still very good, a lot of progress."

Upon hearing this, Jin Ruoyu reacted and turned his head with a straight face: "Okay, it's for nothing. I know I can't speak Mandarin. You don't need to comfort me."

Hearing what Jin Ruoyu said, Pang Xiaobai smiled sarcastically: "Ruoyu, you don't have to be sad. In fact, I..."

Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai suddenly switched from Mandarin to Luzhou dialect and said, "How about I read you another poem?"

"No!" Jin Ruoyu waved his hand quickly, "Don't read it again, never!" (End of Chapter)