Longevity begins with a dog
Chapter 30 Damn Old Li, Ridiculous Liu 2
Chapter 30 Damn Old Li, Ridiculous Liu Er
"You kill a thousand swords!"
"My old lady married into your Li family, how much has she suffered with you?"
"You're just looking forward to the day, don't you know what your last name is? Are you going to fight with others?"
"Why don't you just die?"
"Now that it has become like this, it will drag down our mother and daughter."
"Aha!"
"Tomorrow, my mother will take your son to remarry, and let you, who kills thousands of knives, starve to death here!"
Lao Li was lying on the bed with a gray expression, turning a deaf ear to his mother-in-law's cursing.
It would be great if I could not be so impulsive at the time...
Even if it is the second to rush up.
These days, several doctors have seen him, and they all said that he can only lie down for the rest of his life.
just lie down...
Thinking of the fact that his crippled self would make his family, which had just started to improve, plummet, even worse than before, Lao Li's heart was filled with remorse.
Unfortunately, it's too late to say anything.
"Excuse me, is this Li Quanan's home?"
A male voice came suddenly, stopping the curses abruptly.
"You are...Master Xu?"
The mother-in-law was at a loss for a while.
Master Xu?
Old Li's gray eyes finally had some color.
"Don't be too polite, I'm here to see Lao Li, how is he doing?"
"He...Your Excellency, you can go in by yourself."
Squeak, the door of the inner room opens.
Lao Li turned his head reluctantly, and showed a smile uglier than crying to Xu Chong who walked in: "Please forgive me, my lord, this subordinate... this subordinate can no longer stand up."
Xu Chong sighed secretly, and moved a stool to sit beside the bed, "I am lucky to have survived such a serious injury."
"That's what the lord said."
Lao Li felt bitter for a while, "I don't know that my lord is here..."
"Here's your disability allowance."
Xu Chong stretched out his right hand from under the sleeve of his robe, and put a money bag on the edge of the bed, "Not much, only 100 taels."
"..."
Lao Li rolled his eyes, and his eyes fell on the money bag.
"You can use this money to set up a business. There are three shifts to take care of one or two. It's not difficult to make ends meet."
Xu Chong said self-consciously, "Besides, if you need help, let your mother-in-law talk to the brothers on patrol, or come directly to the yamen to find me."
"Thank...thank you, sir..."
Lao Li's voice was astringent, and his throat was uncomfortably blocked.
Not to mention Canglong County, even if you look at the whole of Daqing, there has never been such a thing as a disability subsidy.
Only those who died in the line of duty and died completely, have a pension.
And it is far from reaching the standard of 100 taels.
100 taels of silver...
If Xu Chong hadn't paid for it himself, he would have dared to screw his head off.
"You deserve it, don't thank me."
Xu Chong stood up, "I have nothing to do, I will leave first."
"wait wait wait!"
"Huh? Is there anything I need?"
"I...I want to ask my lord to do me a favor."
"You said, I will try my best to be satisfied."
"grown ups…"
Lao Li glanced outside the house, gritted his teeth, and said in a low voice: "Please give me a good time, my lord!"
"..."
Xu Chong was silent.
He was deliberately indifferent, but finally he couldn't maintain it.
"My lord, my lord!"
Seeing that Xu Chong didn't speak, Lao Li immediately became anxious, "I've become a useless person, I can't do anything but wait to die, and I have to drag my wife and children..."
"If that stinky bitch can do what she says, why bother your lord?"
"But I know that she is a knife mouth, even if she is dragged to death, she will not really abandon me."
As he spoke, Lao Li began to choke up, "My Lao Li is useless, I have suffered for half her life, how can I let her continue to suffer?"
"I beg my lord to give me a good time, so that that stinky bitch can take the money and remarry with peace of mind..."
"My lord, in the past I was too blind to see Mount Tai, so I might have offended you."
"But please help me one last time for the sake of my injury for the yamen?"
"grown ups……"
Before he finished speaking, there was a mournful howl like a cuckoo weeping blood.
Lao Li's wife rushed in like crazy, pushed Xu Chong away, and slapped Lao Li hard on the face.
"die?!"
"You want to die that much?!"
"I have worked hard with you for half my life, and I gave you back the Li family to give birth to a son. You owe me so much, have you paid it back? Have you paid it back?"
"Okay!"
"You want to die, don't you?"
"Die, all die!"
"I took your son to be buried with you, and cut off the incense of your Li family!"
The slaps fell on Lao Li's face one after another, but they became weaker and weaker, and finally fell on Lao Li's chest, crying loudly.
"Do you know... my baby said that you are a hero who fights rebels, you are a hero!"
"He said that when he grows up, he wants to fight rebels like you and become a great hero."
"You died as a coward, what do you want your baby to do?"
"Baby..."
Lao Li's heart was shocked, and tears welled up, "Yes, yes, I am a hero, I am a hero."
The will to die is replaced by the desire to live.
Xu Chong knew that he didn't need to do anything else, so he closed the door and left quietly.
His arrival completely aroused the only conflict between husband and wife.
Soon, this contradiction was completely resolved by the word husband and wife.
The small house is no longer gloomy, but full of hope and warmth.
After Xu Chong left, he went to Dongshi to buy two pots of sweet-scented osmanthus wine, and went to the outskirts of the city alone.
The third master has another neighbor.
Liu Xiaoqing.
Xu Chong put one jug of wine in front of the grave, and sat next to him holding the other jug.
"Liu Er, Liu Er, you are really stupid. The whole Canglong County is the stupidest."
"Hehe...Good officer?"
As Xu Chong said, he raised his head and drank most of the wine in the pot.
"Do you know how worthless your death is?"
"First of all, I am not a good official."
"In this world, how can there be any good officials?"
"It's all at the expense of others."
"It's just hurting you, it's not in my interest."
"Secondly..."
"Nobody remembers what you did."
"You saved a hundred lives with one life."
"But those who were saved don't remember this."
"They only know that they participated in a siege against the rebels."
"And your death was even attributed to wanting to monopolize the credit, so you were executed by the Blood Clothes Guard."
"Is it funny?"
Xu Chong smiled, and drank the rest of the wine in one gulp.
Not long after Liu Er died, it was dawn.
Just like Xu Chong's original experiment, all the yamen servants who knew about it lost consciousness instantly.
When he woke up again, the truth had been hidden under the effect of the barrier of knowledge and vision, and everyone's cognition had completely changed.
Except for Zhao Liu who was still sad about Liu Er's death, the rest were even full of contempt.
Liu Er?
Oh.
That house slave of the three surnames who first flattered the county magistrate, then flattered the Dian Shi, and finally flattered the Blood Yiwei.
You deserve it.
"Ah."
"I guess, you are jumping up and down with scolding right now?"
Xu Chong shook his head, got up and threw the jug out.
"For the sake of bringing you wine, I can scold you a little bit, don't go too far."
"You should drink soup and drink soup, you should reincarnate."
"Choose a good birth in your next life."
(End of this chapter)
"You kill a thousand swords!"
"My old lady married into your Li family, how much has she suffered with you?"
"You're just looking forward to the day, don't you know what your last name is? Are you going to fight with others?"
"Why don't you just die?"
"Now that it has become like this, it will drag down our mother and daughter."
"Aha!"
"Tomorrow, my mother will take your son to remarry, and let you, who kills thousands of knives, starve to death here!"
Lao Li was lying on the bed with a gray expression, turning a deaf ear to his mother-in-law's cursing.
It would be great if I could not be so impulsive at the time...
Even if it is the second to rush up.
These days, several doctors have seen him, and they all said that he can only lie down for the rest of his life.
just lie down...
Thinking of the fact that his crippled self would make his family, which had just started to improve, plummet, even worse than before, Lao Li's heart was filled with remorse.
Unfortunately, it's too late to say anything.
"Excuse me, is this Li Quanan's home?"
A male voice came suddenly, stopping the curses abruptly.
"You are...Master Xu?"
The mother-in-law was at a loss for a while.
Master Xu?
Old Li's gray eyes finally had some color.
"Don't be too polite, I'm here to see Lao Li, how is he doing?"
"He...Your Excellency, you can go in by yourself."
Squeak, the door of the inner room opens.
Lao Li turned his head reluctantly, and showed a smile uglier than crying to Xu Chong who walked in: "Please forgive me, my lord, this subordinate... this subordinate can no longer stand up."
Xu Chong sighed secretly, and moved a stool to sit beside the bed, "I am lucky to have survived such a serious injury."
"That's what the lord said."
Lao Li felt bitter for a while, "I don't know that my lord is here..."
"Here's your disability allowance."
Xu Chong stretched out his right hand from under the sleeve of his robe, and put a money bag on the edge of the bed, "Not much, only 100 taels."
"..."
Lao Li rolled his eyes, and his eyes fell on the money bag.
"You can use this money to set up a business. There are three shifts to take care of one or two. It's not difficult to make ends meet."
Xu Chong said self-consciously, "Besides, if you need help, let your mother-in-law talk to the brothers on patrol, or come directly to the yamen to find me."
"Thank...thank you, sir..."
Lao Li's voice was astringent, and his throat was uncomfortably blocked.
Not to mention Canglong County, even if you look at the whole of Daqing, there has never been such a thing as a disability subsidy.
Only those who died in the line of duty and died completely, have a pension.
And it is far from reaching the standard of 100 taels.
100 taels of silver...
If Xu Chong hadn't paid for it himself, he would have dared to screw his head off.
"You deserve it, don't thank me."
Xu Chong stood up, "I have nothing to do, I will leave first."
"wait wait wait!"
"Huh? Is there anything I need?"
"I...I want to ask my lord to do me a favor."
"You said, I will try my best to be satisfied."
"grown ups…"
Lao Li glanced outside the house, gritted his teeth, and said in a low voice: "Please give me a good time, my lord!"
"..."
Xu Chong was silent.
He was deliberately indifferent, but finally he couldn't maintain it.
"My lord, my lord!"
Seeing that Xu Chong didn't speak, Lao Li immediately became anxious, "I've become a useless person, I can't do anything but wait to die, and I have to drag my wife and children..."
"If that stinky bitch can do what she says, why bother your lord?"
"But I know that she is a knife mouth, even if she is dragged to death, she will not really abandon me."
As he spoke, Lao Li began to choke up, "My Lao Li is useless, I have suffered for half her life, how can I let her continue to suffer?"
"I beg my lord to give me a good time, so that that stinky bitch can take the money and remarry with peace of mind..."
"My lord, in the past I was too blind to see Mount Tai, so I might have offended you."
"But please help me one last time for the sake of my injury for the yamen?"
"grown ups……"
Before he finished speaking, there was a mournful howl like a cuckoo weeping blood.
Lao Li's wife rushed in like crazy, pushed Xu Chong away, and slapped Lao Li hard on the face.
"die?!"
"You want to die that much?!"
"I have worked hard with you for half my life, and I gave you back the Li family to give birth to a son. You owe me so much, have you paid it back? Have you paid it back?"
"Okay!"
"You want to die, don't you?"
"Die, all die!"
"I took your son to be buried with you, and cut off the incense of your Li family!"
The slaps fell on Lao Li's face one after another, but they became weaker and weaker, and finally fell on Lao Li's chest, crying loudly.
"Do you know... my baby said that you are a hero who fights rebels, you are a hero!"
"He said that when he grows up, he wants to fight rebels like you and become a great hero."
"You died as a coward, what do you want your baby to do?"
"Baby..."
Lao Li's heart was shocked, and tears welled up, "Yes, yes, I am a hero, I am a hero."
The will to die is replaced by the desire to live.
Xu Chong knew that he didn't need to do anything else, so he closed the door and left quietly.
His arrival completely aroused the only conflict between husband and wife.
Soon, this contradiction was completely resolved by the word husband and wife.
The small house is no longer gloomy, but full of hope and warmth.
After Xu Chong left, he went to Dongshi to buy two pots of sweet-scented osmanthus wine, and went to the outskirts of the city alone.
The third master has another neighbor.
Liu Xiaoqing.
Xu Chong put one jug of wine in front of the grave, and sat next to him holding the other jug.
"Liu Er, Liu Er, you are really stupid. The whole Canglong County is the stupidest."
"Hehe...Good officer?"
As Xu Chong said, he raised his head and drank most of the wine in the pot.
"Do you know how worthless your death is?"
"First of all, I am not a good official."
"In this world, how can there be any good officials?"
"It's all at the expense of others."
"It's just hurting you, it's not in my interest."
"Secondly..."
"Nobody remembers what you did."
"You saved a hundred lives with one life."
"But those who were saved don't remember this."
"They only know that they participated in a siege against the rebels."
"And your death was even attributed to wanting to monopolize the credit, so you were executed by the Blood Clothes Guard."
"Is it funny?"
Xu Chong smiled, and drank the rest of the wine in one gulp.
Not long after Liu Er died, it was dawn.
Just like Xu Chong's original experiment, all the yamen servants who knew about it lost consciousness instantly.
When he woke up again, the truth had been hidden under the effect of the barrier of knowledge and vision, and everyone's cognition had completely changed.
Except for Zhao Liu who was still sad about Liu Er's death, the rest were even full of contempt.
Liu Er?
Oh.
That house slave of the three surnames who first flattered the county magistrate, then flattered the Dian Shi, and finally flattered the Blood Yiwei.
You deserve it.
"Ah."
"I guess, you are jumping up and down with scolding right now?"
Xu Chong shook his head, got up and threw the jug out.
"For the sake of bringing you wine, I can scold you a little bit, don't go too far."
"You should drink soup and drink soup, you should reincarnate."
"Choose a good birth in your next life."
(End of this chapter)
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