A hero drinks red without leaving a bottle

Chapter 33 Do not bring it with you when you are born, and do not take it with you when you die. Hello everyone, I, Huang Lang, will show you how to sell kidnapping
Huang Lang's eyes were wide open, because to be honest, he didn't expect this deception to go so smoothly.

Before he crossed over, he wasn't in sales, nor was he writing speeches. He felt that his level of fooling was not at the level of Kato Y who could make people look like a V by moving his fingers or tongue.

As soon as he was engaged in engineering, according to Huang Lang's own perception, he was at best a Kato sparrow, not as good as an eagle.

But I have to say that Huang Lang is quite lucky, because a few days before the Liberator bandits were dispatched, the bandit army strategist Custer Dajiao ( Caster-Bighorn) went out to attend secret negotiations with some other bandit group.

If Custer-Dajiao was on the scene, maybe Huang Lang's abducting operation would not go so smoothly this time. It can even be said that if the tauren with a good brain handles this matter, the bandits may not be able to do so. will be dispatched.

Lisa-Iris's life experience is enough to resonate with the same kind captured by other slave hunting teams, she can gather morale and eyes and inspire people's hearts, and her skills are good enough-it can be regarded as a genius learning martial arts, but she is really not smart enough.

So, lame.

Huang Lang opened his eyes, he felt that he was really fooling around.

The adventurers escorting the caravan felt that their eyes had been opened, because they saw two extremely beautiful elves in one day.

The beauty of Serena after the disguise is compared with that of the one without the disguise. It is probably that you put the fierce people in the Miss Hong Kong of the 90s into the crooked melons and cracked dates of the Miss Hong Kong. Such a contrast .

And Lisa-Iris is also in the category of people who either decide to work hard after seeing it, or move to see how many years the sentence for certain crimes in the code is.

In this bitter cold place near Baigu in the north, there are really not many beautiful girls. This is evidenced by the poem written by Bernard, a famous bard in the north:
【Northland has never had a girl】

【Remnant flowers and willows line up in rows】

【If there are couples matching】

【Probably pheasant with astringent Lang】

But if you open your eyes, you have to open your eyes, and if you have thoughts in your heart, you have thoughts. They are all guys who lick blood with knife heads, and they can still distinguish between priorities:
After Lisa yelled [Don't fight everyone], in addition to the members of the bandit group who jumped out of the battle circle, the leader of the adventurer team who took the escort mission also shouted a few times [ All stop].

Why?

Because some of the adventurers want to make money, some want to gain more power, some want to see the world, but no one wants to die.

Who would not cherish the opportunity to avoid pointless fights?Everyone is not a collective supreme treasure, you have to wait until the knife holder is on your neck before doing something [I once had an opportunity in front of my eyes but I didn't cherish it].

"Leader!!!" The half-orc Mundo looked at the kidnapped leader, his face flushed red with anxiety, tears were about to come out.

"Don't be afraid, Mondo, take everyone first." Although Lisa was about to be fooled into buying abductees, she still had some basic sense left, so she paused and said, "Let's go first, go to Kaka. ster."

When the half-orc heard it, he understood it --- the meaning of looking for a military advisor is to ask the military advisor to find a way to save people.

So the half-orc Mundo nodded, and began to greet the members of the bandit group loudly.

"Leader..." In the adventure group of the guards, there was also a human ranger who approached his head with a gloomy face.

This ranger, the deputy of the adventure group, was also a little fooled—he really thought that his adventure group was involved in some kind of dangerous conspiracy to hunt, and what the elf said [Go to the card The meaning of [Ste] couldn't be more obvious --- the other party is planning to find someone to find a way, and then kill them back.

"I know, let's talk about it later," the human warrior Walter, the head of the adventure group [Northland Express], calmly watched the situation on the field and responded, "Let the brothers take care of the wounded and gather the team, and when they calm down, You and me, let's go and have a good talk with old Batavia."

Walter is very clear about the nature of his own adventure group. Although it still has the word [adventure] on it, it is actually an escort team dedicated to running the transportation line from the north to the south. The members of the group, including himself , all regard being an adventurer as a job to support their families, not a career full of passion.

[Northland Express] There are no real old-school adventurers or heroes in the regiment, only a group of migrant workers.

As for the workers, they have to bring money home alive.

They have cooperated with Batavia many times, so when Batavia said that the caravan was going with a big shot, Walter was also worried about whether the big shot would bring additional risks, but...
【Still careless】, Walter let out a sigh.

Needless to say in the next ten minutes, the two groups retreated silently to gather the injured, and then the bandit group left under the leadership of the deputy head Mundo, while Batavia's caravan was on the way. After Lisa locked the seal firmly, they gathered together. The caravan guys and the guards of the adventure group stared at each other. The leaders got into the car Batavia was riding in and closed the door. .

The atmosphere in the carriage was extremely awkward.

Batavia, the owner of the caravan, took a look at Huang Lang with a complicated expression - he didn't expect that Lord Dieter would use him to turn right to the head of the famous bandit group in the North; he took another look The wrathful Walter felt somewhat apologetic in his heart, making him afraid to look directly at Walter.

So Batavia could only focus on the small stove between the three of them in embarrassment.

Walter noticed the apologetic and evasive look on Batavia's face, and he had somewhat forgiven his partner who had worked with him many times.

Because to be honest, in recent years, he has spent more time with Batavia than with his wife. He knows Batavia well—this businessman loves money, chases profit, and always He wants to curry favor with others, but he is not yet ruthless. He probably won't disregard the lives of his entire adventure group to make a way out for himself.

When Walter looked at Batavia, he calmed down a little, but when he saw the yellow waves, he suddenly disappeared-this guy didn't even take off the black mask/scarf on his face!
"This..." Walter opened his mouth quickly, suppressing the unhappiness in his heart.

"Edio Auditore."

Huang Lang casually threw out a pseudonym, then continued to stare at the small stove in front of him, thinking——oh shit, is this just the [enclosed stove] or something that was popular in his hometown before crossing.

【However, the stove in front of me burns magic crystals, so it should be quite safe, and I won't smoke myself to death by surrounding the stove】...

Just as the train was running in Huang Lang's head, Walter spoke again:
"Mr. Auditore, can you take off your mask and let us see your face."

Hearing this, Huang Lang felt a burst of embarrassment in his heart——his mask really couldn't be taken off. This was the camouflage effect brought by [Delicious Wind Snake]. The problem is - the camouflage brought by the Wind Snake has already replaced Dieter's previous camouflage. Once it is removed, it will reveal the handsome face of [James Donne].

Huang Lang didn't want to be exposed casually.

After thinking about it and assessing the situation in front of him, Huang Lang settled down and replied:

"No."

He said it decisively, with a cold tone. If the [beep] grid can have a Max value, Huang Lang must have overflowed by now.

"You..." Walter tried to get up, anger flashed across his face, but he sat down again.

Seeing Walter like this, Huang Lang knew he was right:

His current identity is an elite confidant who came out to do black work on behalf of the big man [Dieter], and he represents a famous big man in the upper circles of the imperial capital. At this time, he must not lower his posture;

And the other party, the leader of a little-known adventure group, would not really tear his face because of these face-saving things.

"Calm down, Commander Walter," Batavia said at this time. He first patted Walter's hand holding the sword hilt, gave him a step, and then looked at Huang Lang, "Mr. Auditore, no, Edith, please understand, we are really...Master Dieter, didn't tell us these things..."

Huang Lang knew that it was time to give Tianzao a slap, so he slowed down and said:
"Master Dieter knows that this arrangement will bring additional risks to the two of you, so naturally, we have also prepared additional benefits..."

When he said [Benefits], Huang Lang noticed that the expressions of both of them loosened, and he breathed a sigh of relief:

If you want seagulls to come, you have to have French fries in your hands. As the saying goes, you have to lie down for a price, roll up for a roll, and beat workers who are dissatisfied. The sincere tone and the effect of apologizing, sometimes really It's better to give some benefits.

It's time to take advantage.

As soon as the words fell, Huang Lang shook his hand, and the next moment, there were a lot of glittering gold coins in his hand.

[Thank God, because this account was a consumer account before crossing, so I always carried a lot of gold coins with me].

Although he already knows that in this world, the dragons occupy the currency rights, and money cannot be taken casually, but in the current situation, there are no dragons, and even if there is trouble in the future, the investigation will be traced to [Edio Auditore] and shut him up James -What's the matter with Don, cut.

After digging out one handful, Huang Lang went on digging again, and took three handfuls before stopping.

Seeing the three handfuls of money, the expressions of Batavia and Walter changed, and they became a little excited.

It was an expression of excitement and longing, but there was still a subtle distance from [greedy].

This is the true meaning of giving benefits - a stingy person who doesn't take away a penny may have a bad reputation, but it will not attract hatred; if he gives too much, it will cause greed, and his reputation will be stinky due to envy At the same time, it also attracts hatred and enemies.

Huang Lang didn't understand these principles.

But when he was working as a project supervisor, it was not uncommon to see how the bosses of the construction team were under control.

He has done some research before, and through chatting and asking, he knows more or less how much the adventure group in the Northland can get for escort missions, and how much profit the caravan makes. The gold coins he took out are a little more than the usual amount, but there is no Too much.

Walter picked up a gold coin, and the gold coin rolled nimbly between his fingers. Looking at the fine-looking coin, he was thinking about the benefits he could share with the whole group, as well as the risk of being hated by the bandits in the future. It's softened a lot.

Batavia picked up the money, it was really a lot, directly took out a magic tool for testing the quality of gold coins, swept it at the gold coins, and nodded to Walter after seeing the result.

Seeing the changes in the expressions of the two, Huang Lang took advantage of the victory to pursue:
"In addition to the corresponding remuneration, Lord Dieter also wishes to express his heartfelt thanks to the two of you. If there is any good work in your circle in the future, you will naturally not forget the two of you..."

Walter and Batavia were even more tempted when they heard that there was still a relationship with Dieter:
Money is sometimes the stepping stone, but what is the key to the stepping stone?
You have to reach the door!

Can't reach the door, you still have bricks in your hand, what's the matter, want to rob?There is no technical content at all!

The way to the upper level is something rarer than gold coins.

The expressions of the two became softer.

Seeing that the fire was almost ready, Huang Lang decided to try harder, he said:

"In addition, my lord naturally knows that messing with the Liberator bandit group will also pose a threat to the safety of the guys and everyone in the express group. Therefore, before departure, my lord, in addition to configuring the team with proficient Ms. Whitemane, who treated me, also gave me some treasures to ensure my safety."

The two who had seen the miraculous "medical spell" of "Ms. Whitemane" were convinced of Huang Lang's statement. Walter leaned forward and asked:

"What baby?"

"A new type of magic tool, Captain Walter, you ask your people to send an injured brother, and I will use it on the spot."

Walter nodded, and pushed open the door of the carriage. At that time, a guy who had been shot in the knee by an arrow and had just completed emergency treatment was carried in.

"Head, this..." The members of the express regiment who were carried in looked at the few people, at a loss.

"Don't talk, I'm going to treat you now."

After finishing speaking, Walter glanced at Huang Lang, Huang Lang was unambiguous, and he just shook his hand, and a large roll of bandages appeared in his hand, wrapping it around the unlucky guy who had been shot in the knee.

Watching the shimmering cloth strip disappear little by little with the entanglement of the yellow waves, and melt into the skin, both Walter and Batavia opened their eyes wide, and saw the subordinate's knee healed with the entanglement, and finally The fully grown Walter was gasping for breath with excitement.

"Head, I'm alright, I thought I couldn't be an adventurer after getting an arrow in my knee, now, I'm alright, leader!!!" A future adventurer who was bandaged by Huang Lang shouted. shouted.

"Well, as long as you don't die, there is a high probability that you will be rescued. This is another guarantee that Mr. Dieter gave to the two of you." Huang Lang raised his eyebrows.

"What a magical magic tool this is..." Walter snorted heavily.

"I just don't know how much it will cost..." Batavia's eyes sparkled.

Huang Lang looked at his huge bandage reserve as a thief, but said nothing.

"Happy cooperation." Batavia stretched out his hand.

"Happy cooperation." Walter folded his hands up.

Huang Lang grinned - wouldn't this crutch be sold?
"Bring all the wounded in, and I'll treat them."

Ten minutes later, Huang Lang returned to his repaired car with the worship of a group of adventurers. He walked with [beep] Ge Rufeng, always by my side.

Like Tuo Ersuo who turned and left after five kills.

【Next, we have to get rid of that elf with a bad brain】

Thinking this way, Huang Lang pushed open the door of the carriage, and what came into his eyes was a scene that stunned him:

The elf was tied up, and the weeping Lihua Daiyu looked at him with compassionate eyes, like a Bodhisattva.

What the hell is that look in his eyes? !
Before he could react, Huang Lang heard Lisa speak:

"It's really hard for you, my sister loves you, and my sister will help you avenge you in the future!"

Can anyone tell me what exactly happened... Huang Lang was in a mess when he suddenly saw Miss Serena's classic expression of [a bear kid makes a mistake and feels guilty].

What the hell have you done, woman! ! !
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