A hero drinks red without leaving a bottle

Chapter 34 Vegeta is more popular than Goku and Piccolo among certain groups

Looking at the eyes of the bound elves looking at her, Huang Lang recalled a series of past events:
For example, when he failed the math test in primary school, the way his sister looked at him - after that, his dad beat his ass flat into a CD;
For another example, when he scored 95 in the political examination in middle school, and the average score of the whole class was 99.5, his sister looked at him-after that, his father turned into Jackie Chan in the furniture city, and he was the enemy;

It would be better to say that after he entered college, when he was about to pluck up the courage to confess his love to his senior, the donkey who slept with him looked at him—afterwards, he found out that her senior's boyfriend was the son of the department head.

It was a look full of pity and love, and it was a look at vulnerable groups. If this look could be translated into words, there would be 6 big characters floating in the sky:
【You, ask yourself to be blessed...】

With a swipe, Huang Lang turned his head to Miss Serena next to him, only to find that the other party's eyes were dodging, and he almost whistled at the sky at a 45-degree angle. How could he not understand who did it.

Fortunately, Miss Serena is a mage, and Lisa is a swordsman without any magic skills, so Serena probably told Huang Lang what happened just now through magic voice transmission.

The beginning of the matter was when Lisa-Iris was sent in. Although her body was bound to become the heroine of Flower and S, Lisa was not gagged.

Without gagging, Lisa started talking.

Don't forget, Lisa completely believed in the "atmosphere" that Huang Lang had fabricated when she whispered in her ear before, which meant that Huang Lang had no choice but to become their enemy for some reason.

Under this premise, the leader of the Liberator bandits had an illusion that she could use her three-inch tongue to persuade Huang Lang to return from the wrong way and assist him in dealing with Dieter.

One of the three major hallucinations in life, [I can fight back] has occupied Lisa's brain since then.

Once people have this illusion, they will operate crazily, completely forgetting that the gap with someone in the field of fooling people is as big as some "strong" teams and TI6's Guardian God Wing.

She began to frantically persuade Ms. "Whitemane" in front of her, that is, Miss Serena, about why you are helping the gangsters, we old cows of the bandit group [beep], if you have any reason to be taken in Di Tell it right away, we will help you solve it and so on.

Balabala said a lot, and Serena was confused at first, but Miss Serena's brains are not bad to become a mage, listen, listen, combined with Huang Lang's previous shouting outside, she also almost understands Huang Lang's words. Lang fooled the elf female swordsman outside.

Now that I understood and figured out the situation, then I have to decide whether or not to help the other party with this lie.

Considering their current situation and the dangers they might encounter next, Serena, who was still worried about her father and mother, decided to help Huang Lang lie for the sake of the overall situation.

So, Serena... the andrologist didn't use a knife in the operation, and started to talk about it.

As the saying goes, flies don't bite seamless eggs, and the initial opportunity for any deceptive means is actually given by the victim unintentionally.

Serena's entry point is naturally the information revealed by Lisa.

Then there is an entry point, the target is hooked, and what is the key condition for the success of the deception? In fact, it is the deceiver's own knowledge reserve.

If you want to deceive people successfully, in fact, you must have enough ability.

Otherwise, you will be laughed at like those idiots who speak a Hong Kong or provincial accent, but the first sentence on the phone is that we are law enforcement in the imperial capital.

Serena's logical thinking ability is not bad, but her own knowledge reserve, or life experience is actually not enough-after all, the eldest lady has always been regarded as a treasure by her own father, and she has not yet started her life experience after studying in the mage system all the way. Therefore, the stories made up are more or less biased towards fantasy literature rather than life.

If you ask a teenager to write "The Ordinary World", he will not be able to write it.

The story that Serena made up along with Lisa's misunderstanding... is even more ridiculous.

In her story, a family failed in the power struggle of the empire. The whole family was wiped out, and those who were not killed on the spot became slaves. Only a few people brought the only remaining blood of the family. Twins of a dragon and a phoenix, fled to the New World.

Now, after years of hard work, the last direct descendant of this family returned to the mainland to prepare for revenge, and Dieter was one of the targets of revenge, because Dieter, who had not made his fortune back then, was the slave merchant who dealt with the remnants of that family.

Yes, she, Serena and Huang Lang are the last descendants of the remaining family.

Serena's nonsense mixed some details of a real case of the imperial capital extermination she knew, traditional knight novels and bardic poems, and some "Don't bully the young and poor" and "This son is so terrifying" that have emerged in recent years "like the plot of a novel.

In the end, Serena didn't forget to give her and Huang Lang's current fake identities a particularly awesome name - [Twins of Meteor]. After all, she felt that she was of the blood of stars.

In fact, Serena broke out in a cold sweat at the end of her speech, because she also realized that she might have said High, but just when she thought it was time to finish, Lisa unexpectedly believed her.

The disintegrated family/empire, the young master/prince in exile who is determined to revenge, this kind of plot really hits the two G-spots in the hearts of many women: maternal plot and prince fantasy.

So it makes sense that Vegeta is more popular than Goku and Piccolo among female fans! ! !
So it is women who know women best, and men who know men best.

After listening to Serena's narration, while Huang Lang couldn't laugh or cry, there was a trace of complicated tears in his eyes looking at Serena:

Unknowingly, this half-elf lady really hit the softest part of his heart...
After years of torture, Huang Lang realized that the flesh and blood in his heart had been replaced by tough rubber. If there is still some fresh flesh and spirit left in his heart, it must be his parents and the twin sister who passed away.

People say that twins are one soul split into two. If one person goes first, the other half's soul will inevitably be drawn towards Hades.

Huang Lang has always dismissed this sentence.

Until his sister left him, until he got the news of his sister's death, just like his father, he turned white overnight like Wu Zixu passed through Zhaoguan.

No one but those closest to him knew how long Huang Lang had spent fighting the call of death.

End your own life and get rid of the pain that tears your soul, or live and fight to the death with your own pain?
Huang Lang chose the latter, survived, and suffered for several years.

It has been a few days since he touched his sister's memory, but Serena's story, which sounds ridiculous [Twins of Meteor], brought back his most painful memories:
The day before the sister's accident, the brother and sister stood on the corridor between the teaching buildings during the break before evening self-study, looking up at the starry sky, and there was a shooting star flashing past.

The younger sister made a pious wish on the shooting star, when Huang Lang asked her what wish she had made, she naturally refused to say it.

It wasn't until after his sister passed away, when he was sorting out her belongings, that Huang Lang discovered what that wish was:
[I made a wish on Meteor, I hope that the idiot brother GK can perform supernormally, get admitted to the university I recommended, continue to protect me by my side, worship me, envy and hate me in all kinds of ways, and continue...to be together. 】

Meteor... The twins of Meteor... My sister rode the meteor to the unreachable shore... Only he was left.

In the night sky full of summer stars, the meteors are still there, but the twins are incomplete.

The soul of a person who has lost a loved one is like the starry sky in the painting where the stars never move, while the memory is like someone drawing a rampant shooting star in the night sky, hitting and flying away countless stars floating quietly in the starry sky of the soul along the way. Fragments of memory.

These fragments turned into meteor tears, broke the earthly canvas covering the flesh and blood, gushed out from Huang Lang's eyes, and looked dumbfounded at the two women present.

Serena didn't know about Huang Lang's past, but she just felt that the man in front of her was too dangerous for a moment --- she could show her emotions in such a way that she could deceive people in a play, and she must score 12 points when she was with this man from now on. Spirit.

Lisa, on the other hand, with the excellent cooperation of Huang Lang and Serena's accidental play like a blind cat hitting a dead mouse, was even more convinced of the tragic story of the two, and said with snot and tears that she would help them find Dieter for revenge. .

After gently stuffing the shooting star's tears of remembering his sister and the secret wish he had when he decided to time travel to participate in this reality show, Huang Lang took a deep breath, and put on his heart the [Beji] made by Serena. Tower Prince] general spiritual leather case, began to continue to fool Lisa:
"this……"

"Lisa, Lisa-Iris, just call me Lisa." Lisa, who was already on crutches, reported her full name with snot and tears.

"Miss Lisa, since my...sister has already told you, let me tell you the truth - it took us a long time to get close to Dieter, and we finally got this opportunity, we will use you to get close to Dieter Tell, and complete his assassination."

"But as far as I know, Dieter is extremely cautious and rarely shows up to complete the transaction by himself. This..."

"Edio, Edeo Auditore, this is my sister Claudia Auditore." Huang Lang, without blushing, took the names of the old Florentine SP and his sister in a certain game Come to use.

"Edio, Dieter rarely makes deals in person, how sure are you that he will show up in person this time?"

"We have very reliable information showing that because the person who paid for you is a very important person, Dieter will appear in person this time."

"If Eddie's information is reliable, then this operation is very important to you and me. There are too few opportunities for Dieter to come forward in person. I think, how about we cooperate?"

Hearing this sentence, Huang Lang thought to himself - well, don't say that he is already on crutches, this one has already sat in the wheelchair by himself.

Huang Lang, who had just experienced a wave of emotional storms in his heart, continued to lie with Lisa calmly as if he was in the "Sage Moment" at this moment:
"I saved you, Miss Lisa, precisely because of this intention. If Miss Lisa can join us in the attack, it will surely increase the probability of success."

"I think so too." Lisa Iris, who has fully transformed into Fan Wei, nodded vigorously, "And if the operation is good, I can let some members of my bandit group lurk around the trading point, and do it beforehand." Create chaos when it's time, pin down Dieter's guards, and create an opportunity for us to escape when we're done."

Seeing that Lisa was completely taken advantage of and wanted to lay hands on the cheating man in front of her, for some reason, a burst of joy surged in Serena's heart—she had never been so foolish since she was a child.

In the practice of the mage tower, she has not been exposed to these things.

And although her father Lanbas is a bit powerful, he basically only dares to bully those who are weaker than herself. She has never found it interesting to bully others, but this kind of high-risk deception when facing the strong, this……

This is really great fun!
Seeing that the half-elf mage had the tendency to hold back his laughter and look like Miss Xiumin, Huang Lang hurriedly took advantage of Lisa's time to lower her head and think about the plan, and played tricks on Serena.

That means - don't smirk there, you're crippled by our business, hold back honestly.

At this time, Lisa suddenly raised her head, Huang Lang quickly closed her eyes, but Serena's smile was not suppressed, and Lisa looked straight at her.

Seeing the smile on Serena's face, a trace of astonishment flashed across Lisa's face, and then she became serious.

"Miss Claudia!" Lisa scolded seriously.

Worse!Such thoughts flashed through Huang Lang and Serena's minds.

Unexpectedly, at this time, Lisa's expression eased again, she turned her head to look at Serena and said:

"As far as I know, Dieter has been extremely cautious for so many years, and the several assassinations against him have all ended in failure. If you relax and rejoice in advance like you did just now, you will fail. You'd better put away the little happiness in your heart."

[Okay, I'll take it, you idiot]

Just as Serena was thinking about it, she saw that Huang Lang, who was facing the back of Lisa's head at this moment, seemed to be about to burst out laughing.

TM, you told me not to laugh at you, you are so happy! —— Serena's expression suddenly became serious, and her face was filled with anger.

"Don't be unwilling to listen." Seeing Serena's unhappy face, Lisa walked more and more crookedly, "We organized the assassination against Dieter before, and it ended in failure. It can't be careless, if you want Revenge, you'd better adjust your mentality."

"You're right." Serena, who was internally injured as if she had practiced the Seven Injuries Fist, nodded reluctantly.

"Now, let's make a good plan. First, we have to find a way to inform my military adviser Custer, who thought I was really kidnapped by you..." Lisa said to herself.

"Tell me first, I'll go out and check to make sure no one is approaching."

Huang Lang interrupted Lisa, and got out sullenly.

No, he couldn't help it anymore, he had to go out and laugh!
Prince Vegeta is super happy!

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