mage's dating rules

Chapter 154

Wang: "Lord Dragon God won't mind. At worst, let my teacher have more exciting card fights with it."

After finishing speaking, he turned to the lizardman: "We will go out tomorrow, let the warriors of the tribe prepare their weapons today, and go to the ruins by water or land?"

Li Guang: "Land road, it may take a long time to trek in the dense forest."

Wang: "Then you set off early tomorrow morning, and we will fly over when we are ready. When you get near the ruins, raise the smoke."

Li Guang: "Understood."

Elder: "I can't explain clearly, I have to say obey."

Li Guang: "Obey!"

Wang nodded: "Then it's not too late, let's hurry...Nini, what are you doing?"

Everyone looked at Nini, the elf girl stopped scratching her chest, and said with some embarrassment: "The mosquito bites very deeply, and the bag is too big for me to cover with my thumb."

Wang: "Really? Let me be healthy!"

As he spoke, he leaned forward, originally wanting to do it himself, but in the end he held back and looked at Nini expectantly.

The elf didn't care, so he broke it off with his hand, and a giant mosquito masterpiece appeared.

Wang: "It's really big."

Xiaobai: "What are you talking about so big? Explain it clearly."

Wang: "The bag is huge!"

Xiaobai: "Which bag?"

Wang: "Who else... er... hiss, it seems that both shapes can be called bags. The one bitten by mosquitoes! No, this is also ambiguous, it is the one bitten by mosquitoes!"

Xiao Bai: "That's really big. It's strange to say that I told the mosquitoes not to come and bite us."

Flint suddenly realized: "That's how it is. I said why I went so far into the dense forest this time. I took the waterway and passed through several swamps. As a result, none of the elders in the rainforest were interested in us. Last time we took a boat After passing through the river countries, I was eaten by mosquitoes as a buffet for two weeks."

Wang: "Your team doesn't have druids?"

"Yes, but he thinks being bitten by mosquitoes is also a part of being close to nature. He also said that we don't want to be bitten by mosquitoes, which is to prevent him from getting close to nature."

Wang: "You actually tolerate this druid, you really treat him as a friend."

Flint: "No, he left after a while. Guys like druids only see nature in their eyes and don't take us seriously."

Wang looked at Xiaobai: "You wouldn't do this, would you?"

Xiaobai: "What are you talking about? I'm here to eat all over the Ma Xunya River. How can I leave at the beginning?"

Wang: "Aren't you here to save the world?"

Xiaobai: "Eh? Oh yes, save the world. Hey, there must be mosquitoes who don't know good and bad, and don't listen to my advice. When I leave my scent on Nini, the mosquitoes will stay away!"

Flint: "Is she trying to force a change of subject?"

Wang: "Obviously."

At this time, Xiaobai slipped down from Wang's neck, then climbed onto Nini's neck in two steps in three steps, and rode on it.

Wang frowned: "Where are you... are you using to leave the smell?"

Xiaobai looked puzzled: "Why are you making such a fuss? I can't pee on you guys, can I?"

Wang: "You are a cat! Like a cat, you use the glands on your neck to leave smells!"

"I don't have that structure! Look at my neck, whether it has gills or hair, you can't do it, do you understand?"

Wang: "Okay, that's it for the mosquito. Let's go home and bring it with us tomorrow..."

The mage fell silent suddenly.

Flint asked suspiciously, "What's wrong?"

Wang: "The reason why we didn't bring Elizabeth here today is because the lizard people have their tails exposed. If we want to bring Elizabeth as a combat force tomorrow, wouldn't it be useless not to let her come today?"

Li Guang said: "Tomorrow we will have all the soldiers surround the base of their tails."

The elder frowned: "What is the meaning of this?"

Li Guang explained it in this way.

The elder was shocked: "What? Is it like this? No wonder you didn't have any women among the guests you entertained before! This elf and this werewolf are the first pair of foreign women to visit our village!"

The hunter leader of the Lizardman next to him said: "But we have come here for so many years. Not only do we not cover the base of the tail, but we only use a piece of cloth to block the excrement opening of the lower body."

Li Guang: "Just wrapping something around the tail can greatly shorten the distance between us and other races. Isn't that a good thing? I passed many human towns on the way to the monastery. Humans always treat us as lizards. Humans are considered an uncivilized race."

Wang: "In fact, you are also a race that has just settled down. Don't worry, Liguang, after you settle down, you will gradually have your own clothing and culture, so you don't have to force the outside world to accept you."

Flint joked: "So far, the trend in the world is that short-lived species replace long-lived species. We dwarves and long-eared elves have been driven into the mountains and forests. The next step is that humans will be replaced by you lizardmen."

Liguang hesitated to speak, and finally chose to remain silent.

But the elder said: "The envoy of the Dragon God and his entourage are right. Aren't you a monk? Don't monks pay attention to no desires and no desires? How come here the rules and regulations of the monastery don't work?"

Wang: "There will also be wine and meat monks and flower monks in the monastery. The monks who broke the precepts just can't use the sea of ​​​​qi, but they can still use physical skills such as Liangyi Huifeng. (*)"

Liguang sighed: "I have no intention of becoming a Buddhist monk. In fact, I once asked the master about my urgent desire to "enlighten" the lizard people. The master said that when I want to understand this problem, I can go one step further from the state of stillness.”

Wang: "The heart is like still water, going one step further?"

Li Guang: "Yes. When the masters in the monastery finally pass away, the bodies left behind will not be corrupted, because their minds and spirits have become one with the heaven and the earth."

Xiaobai: "Are you sure it's not frozen? By the way, Nini is not easy to ride! Her ears make me itchy."

"You are the one!" Nini retorted, "Ever since you rode up, my ears have been trampled by you! The tips of the most sensitive ears must be red."

Wang: "It's really red. Does the tip of the elf's ears turn red as long as they keep rubbing against each other?"

Flint: "You're right, rub your skin hard for a while and see if it's red."

Wang: "Yes. Rubbing the skin will dilate the capillaries of the epidermis, and redness is a normal phenomenon."

"What the hell? Don't throw a series of new words all at once," protested Flint.

"Sorry." Wang clapped his hands after speaking, "It's been delayed for a while, hurry back..."

Xiaobai's stomach let out a sound full of anger.

Xiaobai: "I'm hungry! I want to eat lizard food!"

(End of this chapter)