mage's dating rules

Chapter 155 The Barrel Hero

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Malika held an umbrella and looked at Elizabeth who was constantly fanning the wind under the umbrella: "Let's go into the captain's cabin."

Elizabeth said "oh", but didn't move at all.

Elizabeth listened to most of Malika's usual suggestions, but on the few occasions when she didn't listen, Malika had nothing to do with her.

But in this weather, not to mention the heat, the river valley and the surrounding dense forest also produced a lot of water vapor, and the air felt sticky.

The high temperature and humidity make it a natural sauna.

It seemed to Malika that Elizabeth had lost weight—all the fat had evaporated.

Elizabeth reassured Malika in turn: "Don't worry, it's just hot. Compared with court etiquette training, it's not even hard work."

Malika frowned: "Is court etiquette class some kind of torture?"

"It's torture." Elizabeth smiled. "I hadn't met you at that time. If I met you, just wait and see. I would definitely cry to you every day. Because I didn't meet you, I could only go to Mrs. Mei Li Crying, she was reprimanded by her and said, 'You can't be a good lady like this'."

Elizabeth continued to say while wiping off her sweat: "At that time, I hated being an outstanding lady, so I was so happy when I was found out that I had the blood of a warlock. I originally thought that the torture-like training from then on would have nothing to do with me.

"But no, I still have to practice the sitting posture for a few hours every day. I sit in that special training chair for a few hours. If I relax a little bit, I will be pricked by the spikes on the chair. When the class is over, Mrs. Mei Li will come Count the red dots on my body.

"On the contrary, I didn't learn much about the warlock courses. The teacher I invited only taught me some spell recognition, and then told me bluntly that because of the limitations in magic selection, warlocks must hide a hole card, a lifetime card. A hole card that is used only once.

"By the time everyone knows about it, the life of a basic warlock is coming to an end."

Malika: "It's not that miserable, Warlock... Well, Warlocks are indeed easier to deal with than Mages. Experienced Mages have more types of magic and cast spells faster. Warlocks only have a few spells in total. You only need to collect more information in advance. It can be broken."

Elizabeth sighed: "The warlock is more suitable as a fixed turret. Think about it carefully. I am the shortcoming of our team. You see, if we don't go this time, he doesn't care about me at all, but cares more about your rogue. ability."

Malika: "It's not his fault. The older the underground palace, the more it needs rogues to dismantle the traps."

Elizabeth: "How many ancient underground palaces need warlocks?"

Malika was silent for a few seconds, and replied: "There is no such dungeon. However, I think if he wants to launch a new dungeon adventure, he will definitely bring you, Your Highness."

Rosalie: "Yes, it's me instead. Once you go to the underground palace to take risks, I will worry about my own safety. Although the sailors on this ship are good fighters, they don't have spellcasters. If I encounter an attack, I will only I can survive on my own."

Elizabeth stared at Rosalie for a few seconds and said: "But, I really can't think of why I would take an ordinary human into the underground palace. You should learn swordsmanship. I heard that women in Monrovia also regard swordsmanship and horse riding as It's your own compulsory course."

Rosalie: "Yes. There are women who disguised themselves as men and joined the Monrovian army."

Elizabeth: "Why aren't you one of them?"

"If you want to lose weight, practicing swordsmanship is too troublesome. Moreover, practicing swordsmanship will make your hands covered with calluses, and your arms will become full of protruding muscles. It will be ugly to wear a dress with a large open collar that shows off the shoulders. .”

At this moment, the captain of the Star Chaser suddenly ran over, followed by a burly sailor and a clerk.

The captain pointed to the sailor: "This is the first mate on our ship, and the weaker one next to him is the ship's accountant officer. When I counted the food today, I found that the numbers did not match. Then the first mate checked the account himself and found that the food had been shipped since we set sail. It’s subtle, I thought it was the sailor who ate it, or the druid from the Salvation Squad…”

Elizabeth: "Xiaobai will never steal the food stored on the ship other than jerky."

The first mate frowned: "The jerky on the boat is so hard that it can smash your teeth. It should be soaked and mixed with other things to eat."

Elizabeth: "Don't doubt, Xiaobai can bite. So what's missing on the boat is jerky?"

The first officer shook his head: "No, there is no shortage of jerky."

"I think so, Xiaobai has been catching wild game on the shore and roasting it by herself these days, and she even gave me roasted rabbit meat."

The captain of the Star Chaser looked serious: "The bosun is checking the bunks of the sailors. If the sailors stole them, there must be some left over. Because the sailors on the ship have always managed enough food rations. If the sailors didn't steal it..."

Elizabeth: "We have guests on board."

Rosalie sighed: "I probably know who caused the problem."

Elizabeth: "Who?"

"I have a younger brother named Oscar. You've seen it too."

Elizabeth looked at the sky: "Oh, it's that very delicate little boy."

Rosalie: "It's actually my younger sister, but she was raised as a boy and joined the army."

Elizabeth: "Well, so you think she sneaked aboard?"

Rosalie: "Children's thoughts are easy to guess. Think about it, our captain..."

Elizabeth: "[Our] captain."

She deliberately puts the accent on "we".

Rosalie: "Okay okay, I'm a non-staff. My brother—my sister is supposed to be hiding in the bucket in the cabin, and she will do it. Be gentle when grabbing her, and try not to pierce her if you can It’s a girl. When Xiaobai comes back, let Xiaobai turn into a griffin and send her back.”

Elizabeth: "You are quite determined, so you don't favor your family at all?"

Rosalie looked at the princess of Kuusania: "No, I know about the adventures you have experienced. I came here with the consciousness of becoming a dead ghost without firing a cannon. You are the first-hand Maybe I didn't think there was anything, but as a bystander, I was almost scared to death.

"Look at what you're talking about. It's thousands of meters deep underground, and it took a few minutes to fall down the shaft. Then, facing the tide of cavemen, I finally finished killing and entered the fetal movement hall. The fetal movement hall is still there. collapsed.

"Then you just returned to the ground from the ancient ruins in the landslide thousands of meters deep underground."

"Do you realize how lucky you are to be alive?"

Elizabeth: "This is not so mysterious. Wang said that the Hall of Fetal Movement is deliberately designed so that the top will crack when it collapses."

Rosalie: "But, how long has it been since that temple was built? Second Jiye! Thousands of years before the birth of Monrovia!"

Elizabeth: "It's not that long. Different eras are just because of the existence of historical data. Although the third era has a history of 400 years, the first two eras may not necessarily be 400 years old."

Malika: "This is inaccurate. Now the oldest drow mistress has lived for 3000 years, relying on the power of 'Ms. Rose' to extend her life, she is already a demigod-level existence. She doesn't know the second era History.

"We drow do not have scholars who specialize in history, but we tend to divide the first, second, and third periods in the common language according to characteristics, not ages.

"The first era is the era of Cyclops and giant dragons, the second era is the era when elves and dwarves dominated, and humans are still living in hot areas that elves and dwarves don't like. The third era is the era of humans."

Rosalie was about to answer when the bosun ordered the sailors to come up with a bucket.

"Following your instructions, we found this abnormal barrel."

The barrel spoke: "There are oranges in the barrel."

Captain: "We are a river boat, not a sea boat, and we don't need to deal with sepsis. We did bring fruit, but it is mainly for the adults."

Barrel fell silent.

(End of this chapter)