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Chapter 156 "The Lizard People Food Is So Delicious!"

On Wang's side, they were looking at the "lizard food" on the table and were having trouble.

Xiaobai pulled Wang's robe and asked, "Do lizardmen eat shit like dung beetles?"

Flint: "You're insulting shit by saying that. How can shit smell like this?"

Nini may subconsciously sing against the dwarves—after all, this is the tradition of the elves—she said: "Maybe it smells bad and tastes good? After all, it is something that the lizard people took out to entertain the envoy of the dragon god."

The elder sitting in the second seat nodded and said: "Yes, before mastering this recipe, many lizardmen fell ill, and the whole village was lifeless, like a dead village. But after the benefactor brought this kind of food, everyone The illness soon improved.

"The elders at the time believed that this was the blessing of the Dragon God."

Wang: "Is it possible that the planeswalker or other travelers brought technology from other countries or planes? Don't attribute everything to your gods. So how do you eat this thing?"

While speaking, the lizard people turned over the alligator whose head and tail were sealed with huge leaves and soil, and cut it open from the middle of its stomach.

Xiaobai let out a scream, lay down on the back, and fainted.

Wang also pinched his nose: "Is there a stinky cloud technique on this thing? If it breaks, I start to feel sick..."

As he said that, he threw himself forward and vomited directly into the clay bowl that was supposed to hold delicious food.

Because there is no food in the stomach, this is purely retching, all that comes out is stomach acid, and the pungent smell brought by stomach acid overwhelms the shocking stench.

Except for Xiaobai who passed out immediately, almost everyone in the rescue team vomited.Nini originally wanted to maintain the elf's elegance, but she couldn't hold back for a while, and the acidic water that spewed out flew almost one meter.

Liguang next to him sighed and said, "I persuaded not to bring this thing out, but the elders insist on using the best things to entertain the Dragon God's envoy."

Wang finished vomiting at this time, and after straightening up, he rekindled his thirst for knowledge about the stinky food in front of him!He picked up the basin in front of Xiaobai - because Xiaobai passed out, he didn't vomit, and the basin was clean.He stood up and walked towards the alligator in the middle of the bamboo shed——

Flint grabbed him and prevented him from going forward to "serve the meal" himself: "Wait a minute! Do you really want to eat?"

Wang: "From the lizard people's description, this thing can supplement vitamins and other urgently needed nutrients, so it is true that the food did not escape."

Saying this, the king slapped off the dwarf's hand and stepped forward himself.The lizard man in charge of distributing the "rice" immediately added a bunch of black sticks to his basin respectfully.

The mage returned to his place, picked up one, and expressed his feelings after careful observation: "It's a bit like corn? It's the kind with the skin on. How do you eat this? Peel it off?"

Liguang: "The outer skin is actually the feathers of birds."

Wang was shocked: "They put the bird into the alligator's stomach without plucking the feathers? If I just bit down without asking how to eat it, wouldn't it be a mouthful of hair?"

The elder hurriedly said: "We were negligent. When eating, we should first pull out the bird's tail from here, and then suck out the internal organs that have melted into jelly."

Wang asked suspiciously: "The jelly that melted from the internal organs, have you cleaned up the feces in the bird's stomach?"

"Reporting to the Messenger of the Dragon God," a lizardman reported, "No. We strive to ensure the integrity of the raw materials before stuffing them into the stomach of the alligator."

"Doesn't that mean there was no cleaning? Did you do it on purpose or by accident?" Flint asked loudly.

The elder replied: "According to the travelers who taught us technology, shit itself contains nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium and other things we need. We know what phosphorus is, but we don't know what eggs and armor are."

Wang looked at the things in his hands, frowned, and followed the lizard man's instructions, and tore off a part of the bird's buttocks—he didn't rush to eat, but carefully observed the bird's buttocks because of the squeeze of his fingers. out of the slurry.

Flint was shocked: "Not only do you want to eat, but you also have to study before eating? I thought your eyes would get stuffy as soon as you closed your eyes."

Wang: "Eating like that can only taste the taste, and it can't leave a professional record."

"You still want to leave a professional record?" Because Xiaobai had stopped cooking, the dwarf decisively assumed the responsibility of supporting Wang.

"This is a milestone technology mastered by the lizard people. They have since gotten rid of the problems that have plagued their own race for many years. Therefore, we must also record this technology in a professional manner."

Flint opened his mouth wide: "Is this important?"

"It's very important, maybe it can be included in the journal of the Mage Tower."

The dwarf is obviously not as "professional" as Xiaobai, so he is speechless here.

As he spoke, Wang licked the gelatinous, jelly-like liquid.

Flint stared at him with wide eyes and asked, "What's the smell?"

"It's...the smell of fermented food. Cheese smells bad too, right? It's okay to eat." The mage said and licked it again. After confirming the smell, he began to chatter like other lizardmen. round.

Flint: "You're an eye-opener for me. You can do it. You're a guy who can do big things."

Wang: "Not really. It's actually quite delicious. Would you like to try it?"

Flint shook his head again and again, because the shaking of his head was too violent, his cheeks swayed greatly, and he made a "puff puff puff puff" sound: "Don't don't! I'll just forget it."

At this time, the lizard people took away the clay pot full of vomit in front of Nini and replaced it with a pot full of black sticks.The elf swallowed, and picked up one.

Her movements are still elegant, but her expression is not elegant at all, forming a strong contrast.

Nini: "The teacher is definitely right. And the purpose of my trip is to give myself a name that can be used for 1000 years. I want to experience as many new things as possible!"

Flint: "I think if your grown-up name has anything to do with this stuff, it must be pretty weird."

While the dwarf was full of firepower, Wang asked Liguang: "What should I do with the contents inside this thing? Can the outside be eaten?"

Li Guang: "Don't! It's all spoiled bird feathers. You see, we just throw them away after talking. After eating, someone will collect the leftover skins and throw them into the Maxunya River."

Wang Zhangzui: "Throw it into the river? There are all kinds of rare elements in this thing, you throw it into the river? No wonder there will be a microbial frenzy in the 'living water' of the Ma Xunya River."

The monk was shocked: "Is that so? The reason is that we threw the leftover makuta residue into the river?"

"It's not entirely your fault. There is a saying that talking about toxicity without the dosage is hooliganism. At least it's just the amount of garbage left over from our meal, so it should be fine." Wang said uncertainly, "But let me ask, Has the entire Lizardman tribe of the Mahunya River mastered this technology?"

The elder nodded: "At first we wanted to keep it a secret, but the making of this thing is very simple, and it was quickly learned by other tribes."

Wang: "The method of making is simple...won't it just stuff a bird into the crocodile's mouth and leave it alone?"

Elder: "How is it possible, of course there are other steps."

Wang: "For example?"

The elder looked around at the guards and spell casters such as shamans and witch doctors, and held back for a long time without saying a word.

Wang: "So you really put the bird in the stomach of the alligator and let it go?
Elder: "Come on, let's store them together and wait for the fermentation to complete."

"This is the end?"

The elder replied respectfully: "That's right."

Wang Yi slapped his head: "What the hell! Now I suddenly want to greet the traveler who taught you how to make this thing!"

Flint was shocked: "Are you going to ignite the spark to embrace eternity immediately, and then reverse the timeline to meet that traveler? It's not suitable, you are only the fourth ring."

Wang: "That's not what I meant."

"I know you don't mean that." Flint said, "Isn't this humorous? Maybe Kailin will like it. If He is happy, maybe he will open the five-ring magic for me."

At this time, Nini carefully started the first attempt, sucking the jelly from the bird's butt into her mouth.

"Huh?" Nini's eyes widened, "It's really not that bad."

Flint: "Are you sure? That stuff has shit in it!"

Wang: "Hey, it's just shit. We have a professor in the mage's tower. When we were collecting spell materials in other planes, I heard that the local people would use cat feces to make a drink, so I tried it and thought it was good. .When he returns to the Mage Tower, he will spend all day collecting cat feces in the tower to study how to make the drink he has drunk."

Flint frowned: "You... so planeswalkers eat shit."

Wang: "Ah, in the end, this professor found out that instead of directly using cat feces to make drinks locally, a kind of civet civet eats the fruit of a specific plant, digests it and excretes it, and then finds the incompletely digested fruit from the feces. the fruit of..."

Flint: "Isn't that still shit?"

Wang shrugged: "Hey, if you have to say it, the grains and vegetables we usually eat are also excrement processed by plants. The food in our mage tower is also mainly produced through magic cycle machines. Magic cycle machines The main ingredient is shit."

Flint shook his head, seemingly speechless.

At this time, Xiaobai sat up, and when she woke up, she blocked her nose: "What's the smell? Am I in the latrine?"

Then she saw Nini screaming at the bird's butt.

Xiaobai: "Ah? What are you doing, Nini! Don't get overthinking it!"

Wang picked up the new stick: "Don't be nervous, this thing is quite delicious."

As he spoke, he skillfully tore off the bird's tail and began to chatter.

Xiaobai: "Huh? You... don't tell me this food is really delicious?"

Flint: "Do you want to try too?"

Xiaobai: "I... originally started traveling just to taste delicious food. Since Da Zhiming and Chang Er have eaten, it should be okay."

As she spoke, she imitated Wang and Nini, grabbed a bird, tore off its tail, and licked what came out.

"Eh?" Xiaobai was stunned, "It's... okay."

After finishing speaking, she made it up in one mouthful, and then began to spit out bird feathers: "Damn! This thing is counting on me!"

Wang: "Now you know why we only talk about it?"

**
On the other side, Rosalie looked at the "talking barrel": "Oscar! Don't hide, come out."

The lid of the barrel was slowly opened, and the "Prince" showed his head timidly: "Sister, I... I just think that I have practiced swordsmanship for so long, just for this moment. I want to join the journey to save the world."

"Go back!" Rosalie said resolutely, "Do you think this journey is just a play?"

Elizabeth touched her cheeks in embarrassment. She was embarrassed to say that this journey was indeed a play at the beginning.

Oscar didn't speak, just looked down at the deck.

Rosalie continued: "Didn't you also listen to the past experience that the king told? Elizabeth here, if not for the experienced priest in their team, who used the aid technique to pretend to be a death barrier in time, she would have been killed by death." The finger has turned into a corpse! People will die at any time during this journey!"

The captain agreed: "Although no one died on our ship, several were seriously injured. Fortunately, Kailin's pastor is a good person, and he treated us for free."

Oscar continued to remain silent.

Elizabeth hesitated to speak. After all, this was someone else's housework, and it was not easy for outsiders to intervene.

Rosalie: "Speak up! Forget it, it's fine if you don't speak, now the king has taken the exploration team out, and when they come back, let the druid turn into a griffin and send you away."

"I'm not leaving!" Oscar finally spoke, "If I'm a boy, it's fine if you send me away, but I'm also a girl! You were sent here by your father to compete for the position of the archmage's wife? I also sure!"

Rosalie's eyes widened: "Look at yourself! You have a manly body! The king has an explicit desire for a good body like ours!"

Oscar said loudly: "That's why it's impossible for you! I know his love standard, the premise is that there is no physical desire! Isn't it just right for me?"

Elizabeth staggered a bit, but Marika held her up.

Oscar continued: "Besides, I have practiced swordsmanship for so long, so I have a certain level. The Duke of Connaught has seen my swordsmanship and said that I can beat [-]% of knights!"

"You're being polite!" Rosalie retorted loudly, "Connaught is a safe guy, do you expect him to tell the truth?"

At this time Malika suddenly said: "Well, let's give Oscar a chance to use his own strength to stay. Captain, choose two sailors with superb sword skills. If the little princess can defeat three people, let him stay."

Oscar was overjoyed, but immediately realized the problem: "Three people? Didn't you say to choose two with superb swordsmanship?"

Malika smiled slightly: "Because I'm the third one. Don't worry, I won't be serious until the end of the match. But... I will release the real murderous aura. I personally think that in the third match, you will start because of your feet. Get weak and lose."

Oscar was obviously afraid, because when Malika said this, she unconsciously released killing intent.

But she said right away: "Just compare! I have practiced swordsmanship for so many years, just for this day!"

(End of this chapter)