Meet the owner of Peach Blossom Island at the beginning of the game

Chapter 11 Teach You to Be a Good and Good Man and Spare Your Life

Roll, roll, the sound of wheels rolling on the mountain road kept ringing.After a day's rest in Shaoxing, the three of Huang Yaoshi set off again, heading for Lin'an, where the world is full of luxury.

However, something different happened at this time.

There was a book in front of Fang Yanming, with an angry look on his face, and he flipped it vigorously with his little hands, without any sign of reading.

If it was in the past, Feng Heng might have wanted to teach him a lesson, but at this time, she didn't show the slightest sign, she just read peacefully.

"Minger, pour tea!"

Perhaps because he really couldn't bear it anymore, Feng Heng ordered his nephew to do something that he had never been asked to do before.

Fang Yanming was even more angry, but strangely, he didn't resist at all.

He took down the sand pot from the small red clay stove, angrily pressed the teacup heavily in front of Feng Heng, gritted his teeth and poured the tea.

Then, angrily, he sat back in his seat. He didn't even read the book anymore, and stared angrily at the calm-looking aunt in front of him with his small face.

Feng Heng raised his head, showing a surprised expression, and said, "Oh! Why did you just sit down. Come on, my aunt is a little tired from reading, give me a kick!"

snort!With a resentful expression on his face and muttering inaudible words, Fang Yanming came behind her, stretched out his small fist, and began to hammer.

"Here, go up, yes, yes, yes! Add more strength, add more! Not bad!"

Feng Heng's eyes were sly, his almond eyes turned into crescent moons, and his tone was not to mention how proud he was.

Fang Yanming felt even more uncomfortable, and that gloomy little expression was almost dripping water.

After about a cup of tea, Feng Heng put down the book in his hand, picked up the pastry on the small table, parted his red lips slightly, bit his silver teeth lightly, and began to taste, nodding while eating.

"This Shaoxing mung bean cake is really good! It is sweet, soft and glutinous, and has a delicate taste, which is really memorable!"

As he spoke, he rubbed his hands happily, picked up another piece and started eating.

Fang Yanming's eyes were fixed on the plate of exquisite cakes that were crystal clear like jasper on the table, and saliva kept gushing out of his small mouth.

Feeling the disappearance of the force falling on his body, Feng Heng smiled secretly, glanced slightly, and seeing the salivating expression of his little nephew again, he couldn't help but feel even more proud.

mock up!Still can't cure you brat!

Thinking in this way, he picked up another piece of pastry, waved it in front of Fang Yanming's eyes like a demonstration, and then slowly pushed it to his mouth.

Fang Yanming was about to open his mouth when he suddenly thought of what happened to him this morning, snorted and turned his face away.

Seeing that the two seemed to be angry, Feng Heng kept tempting Fang Yanming with mung bean cakes.Fang Yanming twisted left and right, trying to avoid Feng Heng's feeding.

After discovering the state of his nephew, Feng Heng directly changed his method.

She chuckled, and her face was filled with kindness and tenderness for a moment.He stretched out his jade finger and tapped the little head that was swaying left and right twice, and said affectionately: "Okay! Tomorrow, are you still angry with my aunt?"

Such an offensive made Fang Yanming surrender in an instant. He opened his mouth wide and swallowed the piece of mung bean cake in one gulp, stuffing his face until his face was bulging.

"Auntie! I want more!"

Then he swallowed several pieces in a row, and suddenly the anger that had lasted from the morning until now disappeared.

Taking his little nephew into his arms, and gently patting him on the back, Feng Heng returned to his former gentle and loving motherly form.

Seeing such a situation, Fang Yanming rolled his eyes, and asked with a look of hope: "Auntie, the things in the morning are not counted!"

Hearing his words, Feng Heng glared at him angrily and amusedly, and said, "Hey! You kid, you are used to pushing your feet! What are you thinking! No way!"

Fang Yanming became depressed again, thinking about what happened this morning...

In the morning, the three of them started their journey after breakfast.

Fang Yanming thought that since he had an extra hour of playing every day, he simply made a decision.

It is a perfect arrangement to play for an hour every morning and another hour after dinner.

But before he started to implement it, he was ruthlessly suppressed by Feng Heng.

At that time, he was quite unconvinced, and kept yelling that his aunt and uncle were not worth talking to, and he lied to the child.

But Feng Heng's words made him feel like he had experienced a bolt from the blue.

"Tomorrow, I might as well teach you to be good today."

"Yesterday your uncle agreed, and I also acquiesced, but what he said is that he is in charge of all the major matters in the family. Then... this small family matter must be in the hands of your little aunt!"

Fang Yanming still remembered Feng Heng's appearance at that time.So proud, he even looked up to the sky and laughed, which was quite heroic, completely covering up the gentle and windy aura on his body.

At that time, he was still quite unconvinced, shouting that studying and practicing martial arts is the foundation of living and living, and naturally it is a big family matter.

But immediately after, Feng Heng yelled at the car door with pride.

"Husband, let me tell you, is studying and practicing martial arts a small matter in the family! Or is it a major matter?"

There was a three-point smile, three-point free and easy, and three-point threat in the tone, which really made Fang Yanming feel as if he had fallen into an ice cave.

Later, only two dry coughs were heard outside the door, and Huang Yaoshi's righteous words came out.

"As the saying goes, life and death are the big things! Compared with that, studying and practicing martial arts is nothing! Such trivial matters, of course, should be decided by the madam."

Therefore, Fang Yanming was deprived of half an hour of playing time every day, saying that it was his punishment for not studying hard today.

Got tricked again!I was tricked again!At that time, Fang Yanming was full of such thoughts in his mind, but he couldn't say a word.

In the end, Fang Yanming could only make a contract with Feng Heng humiliatingly in exchange for an extra joss stick of playing time every day.

The content of the treaty was that Ren Feng Heng would drive at will for three days, and finally bargained to change it to one day.This treaty is known as the Treaty of Horse and Carriage in history.

The signing of this treaty is of great significance in the history of martial arts.

Its signing represents the arrival of the period of rapid growth of Dialect Ming.

The signing of it represents the arrival of the time when Fang Yanming will attack the hegemony of the elders.

The signing of it also means that dialects have declared that the days of suffering will come...

The carriage was still rolling forward in the forest, and Feng Heng didn't deliberately torment his little nephew anymore, and the two began to read books seriously.

There was only a yell, and the carriage stopped immediately.

Discovering this situation, Fang Yanming naturally couldn't stay idle, so he opened the car door directly and rushed to Huang Yaoshi's side.

Fang Yanming was startled by the situation in front of him, and then saw the calm and smiling Huang Yaoshi around him, and reacted, and also smiled and faced the two funny people who appeared in front of him.

I saw one fat and one thin, one tall and one short, one round like a winter melon, and the other slender like a bamboo pole.

The two stood in front of the car, the tall and thin man was holding a three-foot large ring knife, and the short and fat man was holding a Zhang Xu long spear, both of them had vicious expressions on their faces.

Seeing that the big and young people in front of them didn't care, the fat man put on a fierce look, and said viciously: "It's nothing to see! Rob! Hand over all the valuables on you!"

However, combined with his chubby body, the fat face with almost no eyes can be seen, which just makes people feel funny, but there is nothing that can be compared with viciousness.

Seeing him like this, Fang Yanming rolled his eyes, and immediately thought of playing tricks.

So, he put on a timid expression and said: "This good man! Forgive...forgive me! The gold and silver are all in the car, and I will get them for you. But..."

As he said that, a sly look appeared on his face again, and his tone was full of teasing.

"But! You make me feel disrespected like this, so I don't want to take it!"

The fat and thin people first looked happy, and then their faces shrugged.

The tall and thin man poked the short and fat man, and said softly, "Second brother, you have to respect people in this way of robbery? I've never heard of this in the village!"

Humpty Humpty was also dumbfounded.

"This, this, boss, this is also our first time, we have no experience!"

Seeing the two muttering to each other, Huang Yaoshi became a little impatient, and wanted to deal with them directly.

Afterwards, hearing the conversation between the two with their nimble ears, they began to watch the play with great interest.

After thinking about it, his lips parted slightly. Although he didn't make any sound, Feng Heng, who was wearing a veil, also came out of the carriage, watching the development of the matter with a smile on his face.

The two of them muttered for a long time, but there was no result. The tall and thin man became a little anxious, and said directly: "Forget it! Anyway, just rob some property, hurry up and go back after finishing the work, and the baby at home is still hungry! What did he say about you?" Just do it!"

"Go, go, go!"

Humpty Humpty nodded his head like a chicken pecking at rice.

Then he walked out with his chest straightened out, as if thinking of something again, his face was embarrassed, and he asked in a stuttering manner: "Wu that little baby! You...you tell me! What do you want before you are willing to take out the money!"

Fang Yanming put on a smiling face and said, "Hero! Can you open your eyes and talk to me? It's really disrespectful to close your eyes!"

As soon as these words came out, Huang Yaoshi and Feng Heng couldn't hold back anymore, and burst out laughing.

And the tall, thin man next to the short fat man also reached out to poke him, agreeing.

"Yes, second child! Open your eyes and talk!"

The short fat man said with an aggrieved face, "Boss, I'm already wide open!"

Hahaha…

Humpty Humpty's aggrieved look made Fang Yanming laugh so hard that he couldn't live.

He covered his stomach with one hand, fell on the carriage frame and rolled over, while the other hand kept patting the carriage, leaning forward and backward while laughing, his body twitching.

Huang Yaoshi and Feng Heng were not much better either.

Perhaps because he was concerned about his image in front of outsiders, Huang Yaoshi just twitched his lips, but his trembling body betrayed his heart.

Feng Heng was also quite apprehensive, covering her mouth with one hand and her lower abdomen with the other, but judging from her state of coughing lightly from time to time, she probably thought it was very funny.

The three of them faced each other, seeing them like this, the fat and thin robbers didn't know that they were tricked by this five or six-year-old kid in front of them!Immediately, anger rose from his heart, and he rushed over with shouts.

However, there was only a whoosh sound and Huang Yaoshi flicked his fingertips, and the two stood still in place.

"Little uncle, that's amazing!"

After clapping his hands and praising Huang Yaoshi, Fang Yanming put his two little hands behind his back, puffed up his chest, and ran towards the two of them in a majestic manner like a little grown-up.

"Tomorrow..."

Feng Heng wanted to stop him, but was stopped by Huang Yaoshi.

"I'm here, nothing will happen, it's good to let kid Ming see it!"

I saw Fang Yanming running to the two robbers, knocking here and touching there.He snatched the spear from the short fat man's hand, fiddled with it twice, curled his lips and threw it on the ground, then picked up the big knife in the tall thin man's hand, waved it twice, felt unsatisfactory, and threw it away too.

But his actions made the hearts of the two stupid robbers jump, for fear that the young man in front of him accidentally poked a hole in his body.

The two of them were so frightened that their eyes turned white, they were sweating, and their trousers became wet.

Seeing this scene, Fang Yanming's face was full of disgust, he quickly backed away, pinched his little nose, and said with a look of disgust: "What two stupid thieves! They were so scared that they peed on their pants! Eh... It really stinks!"

After saying that, he returned to Feng Heng's side, fanned the wind vigorously, and quickly exhaled twice.He smiled and said, "Hee hee, auntie! This is the robber! How stupid! It's so fun!"

Squeezing his little face angrily, Feng Heng said, "Really, I don't know what's interesting, but I have to go and see it! Don't allow it next time!"

"As ordered!"

Hearing the conversation between the two, Huang Yaoshi sneered and said, "What robbers! Boy Ming, these two are just peasants in the village! They just want to grab some property and buy some food if they can't survive. "

"Real robbers, but they are much more vicious than this!"

"No wonder! You can't even shout slogans! You're so scared that you peed on your pants!"

As soon as Fang Yanming said this, even the well-informed Huang Yaoshi was stunned, and asked with a puzzled look: "Slogan? This robber still has a slogan?"

Seeing the little uncle who was stumped by supernatural powers, he had a proud face, and when he saw the curious little aunt, he talked about it.

"It is said that before the robbers robbed the road, they would jump out of the bushes beside the trees, and then shouted: I drove this mountain, and I planted this tree. I want to pass by from now on, and save money to buy roads!"

While talking, he also made gestures.

Huang Yaoshi's mind was filled with black lines, and he said angrily, "What are you talking about! That's a real robber, so why did you say so many strange things? If you don't pay the property, you will kill him if you don't say anything." People come. Even those who have handed over money will sometimes silence people, how can it be as you said, it is really acting!"

"Really?"

Fang Yanming looked suspicious.

Seeing his nephew like this, Feng Heng turned his face angrily, and said, "Of course it's true! When I went to look for you, your uncle killed quite a few, that's how it is."

"You, I really don't know where I heard this weird talk. I'd better read a lot of books, so that I can save myself from looking like this every day. It's annoying to see."

Curling his lips angrily, Fang Yanming looked at the two motionless opposite, his eyes flashed, and he suddenly had an idea.

He thumped into the carriage, then thumped out of the carriage, came behind the two stupid robbers, and began to smear with the brush in his hand.

Afterwards, he threw the brush away, clapped his little hands with pride, and ran back into the carriage.

The carriage started again, accompanied by the voices of thanks from the two stupid robbers.

In the carriage, Feng Heng looked curiously at his nephew who snickered from time to time, and asked, "Minger, what did you write behind them?"

Speaking of this, Fang Yanming regained his energy and said mysteriously: "Auntie, I wrote Hao and Rao on the short winter melon, and Han and Ming on the thin bamboo pole."

Feng Heng thought for a while, then laughed out loud.

"Hero, spare your life? You little boy, you are not very big, but you have a lot of ghost thoughts! You really have a headache!"

Fang Yanming is even more proud...

(End of this chapter)