Chapter 12 The old urchin Zhou Botong

Yandang Mountain, also known as Yanshan Mountain and Yanyan Mountain, is known as "the famous mountain on the sea, the best mountain in the world" and "the first mountain in the southeast".

What's more, during our reign, eighteen temples, ten courtyards, and sixteen pavilions were built in Yandang Mountain.There are also countless literati and celebrities who left inscriptions and inscriptions here, and the famous Mr. Hui'an also gave lectures here, so it is naturally a must-visit.

Therefore, the three of them who were going back to Peach Blossom Island after planning to visit Lin'an Mansion for a while, turned to this place directly.

The scenery in the mountains and forests is pleasant, there are ding-dong streams, secluded paths, green and crisp bamboo forests, and the blowing mountain breeze is also cool and pleasant.In conjunction with the chirping insects and hooves in the forest, it really makes people feel peaceful.

The three of them wandered in the forest for a long time, but they never felt tired. Seeing that the sun was rising, they planned to find a pavilion to eat something.

At this time, a scruffy Taoist came towards him, he looked about 40 years old, with long beard and eyebrows, he walked like a child, jumping and jumping, which was very interesting.

The Taoist jumped and jumped, and came not far from the three of them.

Suddenly, like a mouse seeing a cat, he let out a yelp, then turned around and wanted to slip away.

At this time, Huang Yaoshi also noticed him, with an eager look on his face, he hurriedly yelled.

"Brother Zhou!"

Seeing that he was recognized, the Taoist had no choice but to stop.Huang Yaoshi walked up to him in two or three steps, and kindly pulled him towards Feng Heng and the others.

Pulling the Taoist in front of the two, Huang Yaoshi kindly introduced him.

"Aheng, Ming'er, let me introduce you. This is the junior of Quanzhen Sect Chongyang Daoist, Zhou Botong, Brother Zhou."

As he spoke, he pulled Feng Heng and Fang Yanming to introduce them.

"Brother Zhou, this is my wife Feng Heng..."

Before he finished speaking, the old urchin yelled.

"Ah! Huang Laoxie, no wonder he looks so happy! Well done! The siblings are so pretty! So pretty!"

Feng Heng smiled slightly, gave him a slight salute, and pulled away Fang Yanming who was looking curiously, leaving room for the two of them to talk.

Zhou Botong's temperament is very easy-going, I saw him put his arm on Huang Yaoshi's shoulder affectionately, and laughed.

"Hey! Huang Laoxie, Huang Laoxie, even if you are smart all your life, you will be confused for a while! Not good! Not good!"

Hearing his words, Huang Yaoshi was a little puzzled and asked, "Brother Zhou, where did you start?"

Zhou Botong pointed at Feng Heng, then pointed to the dialect, and said, "What's the use of asking for a wife! It's not as fun as practicing martial arts. It's not fun! It's not fun!"

Said, sighed again.

"It's a pity! Your son was born! I'm afraid you will have to discipline your son in the future, let alone have time to practice martial arts!"

This remark made the three of them dumbfounded.

Huang Yaoshi had no choice but to continue the interrupted introduction.

"Brother Zhou, this is my wife's nephew, but it's not wrong to say that he is a son. This son's parents died. We are looking for him this time and want to bring him back to Peach Blossom Island."

After finishing speaking, he took Zhou Botong's hand affectionately and said that he wanted to buy him a drink.

In the small pavilion in the mountain, Zhou Botong held his chin with his hands, Fang Yanming held his head with his hands, and they looked at each other with big eyes.

Both of them were motionless, like two solidified statues.

Suddenly, Fang Yanming stretched out a finger and poked at Zhou Botong's eyes, so he blinked subconsciously.

"Yeah! I won!"

The two cheered at the same time and jumped up.The old urchin smiled and stroked his beard with his hands, while Fang Yanming proudly stretched out his thumb and wiped his nose.

Hearing each other's words, the two showed angry expressions at the same time, cheek to cheek, nose to nose, and shouted in disbelief.

"I won!"

"I won!"

"Whoever moves first, you move! Naturally, I win!"

"Who blinks first, you blink first! Of course I win!"

Seeing the two confronting each other and yelling, Feng Heng, with an angry and funny look on his face, quickly pulled away Fang Yanming beside him, and began to teach him a lesson.

"Ming'er, Senior Zhou is an elder, how can he be so nonsense, quickly apologize to Senior Zhou!"

Hearing this, Fang Yanming curled his lips unconvinced, made another grimace, and stuck out his tongue at Zhou Botong.

But instead of being angry, he smiled and jumped back and forth between the pavilions twice.

"Hey, it's fun, it's fun! You little baby, it's fun, it's me! I lost, I lost! Hahaha..."

At this time, Huang Yaoshi, who had already taken food and drink from the mountain, came back, and said with a smile: "Brother Zhou, this kid is used to messing around, so I made you laugh. Come, let's drink, drink!"

After speaking, he and Feng Heng started to fiddle with the stone table.

Next to him, Zhou Botong pulled Fang Yanming affectionately, and said with a smile on his face: "Little brother, you are so interesting, why don't you come and be my old naughty boy's apprentice! This Huang Laoxie has a weird temper, but he is not as fun as me." .”

"How about it? At that time, I will teach you all the martial arts I know. We, the master and apprentice, are an old urchin and a little urchin. It must be interesting! It must be interesting!"

As he spoke, he pulled up Fang Yanming and asked him to kowtow to worship himself as a teacher.

When Fang Yanming heard what he said, he teased and said, "Why do you call yourself an old naughty boy! But this nickname is really interesting. Hehe..."

Hearing his words, the old urchin puffed his stomach, twisted his face proudly, then raised his long eyebrows at him, and said: "How about it. Little brother, come and be the apprentice of the old urchin! It's fun! When the time comes, master Take you to play all the fun things in this world."

As if thinking of something, a sly look flashed across his face, his eyes turned black, Fang Yanming changed his tone, and said, "It's not impossible to ask you to be my teacher, but..."

Hearing what he said, the old urchin thought to himself: It's rare to meet such an interesting kid, so we can't let him run away.Immediately became anxious, and said directly: "Little brother, tell me! How can you be willing to be my old naughty boy's apprentice!"

Fang Yanming looked left and right at his head, looked at his long beard, long eyebrows, and long hair, and suddenly had an idea.

"If you want to be my master, you must be a Sanguang Taoist."

The old naughty boy wondered who this Sanguang Taoist was, and felt that this title was very interesting, so he asked again.

"Little brother, what kind of Sanguang Taoist are you talking about? The old urchin will do it!"

Hearing this, Fang Yanming looked like he had succeeded in a trick, pointing his little finger at his face, and spoke excitedly.

"This Sanguang Taoist! Naturally, he has no beard, eyebrows and hair. As long as you shave off the beard, eyebrows and hair for me, old naughty boy, I will be your apprentice!"

As soon as these words came out, Zhou Botong's face changed in fright.

I saw that he didn't know what method he used, but he retracted his head directly into the Taoist robe in an instant.Then, a muffled voice came out.

"Not good, not good! Without eyebrows, beard and hair, the old urchin is no longer an old urchin, but an old monk! Not good! Little boy, change the terms."

"Whether it's the Great Song Palace, the Great Jin Palace or the Dali Palace, the old naughty boy can take you there."

"That can't be done! How interesting is the palace! I want this beard, eyebrows and hair!"

The complacency in dialect Ming's words became stronger.

Suddenly feeling a pain in his head, he looked up and saw Feng Heng's pretty face full of smiles, so he shrank his head.

Immediately afterwards, she said to the cocooned Taoist robe in front of her, "Brother Zhou, you are messing around! Please don't mind me, come out and drink some water."

Huang Yaoshi also echoed by the side.

"Brother Zhou, Brother Zhou. It's just a child's nonsense. You see, I have prepared all the food and drink. Wouldn't it be fun for you and me to chat while drinking?"

Saying this, he went to pull Zhou Botong's clothes.

Boom, Zhou Botong took two steps back, and slowly poked his head out.

First the hair, then the eyes, and then looked left and right, at Huang Yaoshi with an affectionate face, then at Feng Heng with a gentle face, and then saw Fang Yanming who was already attracted by the food on the table, and felt relieved Take a breath.

After getting out of his clothes, the old urchin jumped onto a stone bench in two steps, and instead of sitting down, he just squatted on it, waiting for Huang Yaoshi to pour him wine.

He only drinks and doesn't eat.However, his eyes fell on Fang Yanming from time to time, but when he looked at Zhou Botong, Zhou Botong shook his head and whistled left and right.

Fang Yanming pursed his lips and ignored him, his little hands kept sweeping between the meals on the table, and sighed while eating.

"If you don't eat actively, you have a problem with your thinking!"

Hearing his words, the old urchin's eyes lit up, he drank the wine in the bowl into his stomach in one gulp, smirked twice, and said with a smile: "If you don't eat actively, you have a problem with your mind! If you don't eat actively, you have a problem with your mind!"

"Well said! Well said! What you say and do is really interesting, it's fun!"

Looking at the smiling Huang Yaoshi next to him, he sighed again.

"It's a pity! It's a pity! You can't be the apprentice of the old naughty boy. This Huang Laoxie is so annoying! Annoying!"

As he said that, he didn't care about the bowl sticking out to touch, and drank three bowls of wine on his own.

Huang Yaoshi, who knew his temperament, could only smile wryly.

"Brother Zhou, I really want to let down your good intentions. My nephew is really playing around, and on the side of my wife, I really can't give in. It's okay, brother Zhou!"

Hearing Huang Yaoshi's sincere remarks, the old naughty boy's childlike temper disappeared in a moment, and the two happily drank again.

After drinking for three rounds, the speed of the two slowed down and they began to chat.

Huang Yaoshi coughed twice with embarrassment, rubbed his hands, and looked embarrassed to speak.

The old naughty boy felt a little strange seeing his uneasy appearance, so he opened his mouth directly.

"Huang Laoxie, this is not like your temper, if you have anything to say, just say it directly! It is for you to invite the old naughty boy to drink today, and the old naughty boy will do it for you if you can do it!"

Seeing Zhou Botong's straightforward words, Huang Yaoshi didn't hesitate anymore, and spoke directly.

"Brother Zhou, I'm telling you the truth. Huang came out of Peach Blossom Island this time for three purposes."

"One of them is to go home with my wife to visit relatives."

"Secondly, due to the flood in my wife's hometown and the separation of relatives, there is only this kid left, and I am looking for this child."

Seeing Huang Yaoshi's reticence like this, Zhou Botong became a little anxious, and said directly: "Huang Laoxie, with our relationship, there is nothing to say!"

"Ah... alright! The third is that I want to read through the Nine Yin Scriptures. My wife and I have been to Zhongnan Mountain before, but you are not there, and I don't want to talk to your nephews. A ghost, just leave directly."

"Today you and I meet, that's the day..."

"No, no!"

Huang Yaoshi hadn't finished speaking when he saw Zhou Botong's head shaking like a rattle.

Seeing this situation, Huang Yaoshi slowly put down the wine bowl in his hand, and two menacing lights shot out from his eyes.

"Really?"

His words were full of plainness, and he was no longer as kind as before.

The old urchin still shook his head with a bitter expression on his face.

"It's impossible!"

snort!Huang Yaoshi snorted coldly, then turned his back.

Seeing him like this, Zhou Botong scratched his head anxiously, and hurriedly explained.

"Hey, Huang Laoxie, Brother Huang, Brother Laoxie, Brother Yao. This is really impossible! My senior brother has a life before death. Otherwise, based on the relationship between you and me, a mere secret book, even the Nine Yin Manual, Let me show you."

Hearing this, Huang Yaoshi's expression changed, and after thinking for a long time, he could only heave a long sigh.

"Forget it, since it's the last wish of Daoist Chongyang, if you don't read it, then don't read it. It's just that this marvelous book of martial arts is so rare, it's really a pity for us martial arts learners!"

Zhou Botong also agreed with regret.

"Isn't it! Even I can't see it, it's really itchy to scratch my heart."

Since there was no more conflict, the two let go.

"Come on, Brother Zhou! Drink and do it!"

"Dry!"

(End of this chapter)

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