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Chapter 56 How old is this six years old? (recommendation ticket plus update)
Lin Ye asked his eldest brother, "Do you have a hammer or blunt weapon at home?"

"Only a hammer, what do you want to use?"

Lin Ye nodded: "Yes, where is it?"

Brother Tian went to the utility room to get it after hearing the words.

The hammer is heavy and made of pure steel.

The handle is more than one meter long, and when you weigh it in your hand, it feels like twenty kilograms.

Lin Ye held the wooden handle of the hammer in both hands, and said to everyone: "Let go of this pig, I'll do it."

The head of the big fat pig was tied with a rope and tied to the cart full of grain.

The range of letting it move is less than a few meters.

Brother Tian and Mrs. Tian stepped back, and Brother Tian warned: "Be careful, you'll hurt yourself."

"Or you should smash it."

Mrs. Tian was a little worried.

"It's okay, let him come, he must be stronger than me when he is so big."

The big fat pig gradually stopped barking, and his walking pace gradually slowed down.

Lin Ye saw the timing and raised the iron hammer above his head!
Reba and Zhao Liying couldn't bear to look directly and closed their eyes...

"If this hammer hits, the pig's brain will be broken, right?"

"There's nothing wrong with it. It's just a skin trauma with a knife, and a blunt weapon can kill you with one blow!"

"Lin Ye still knows how to kill pigs."

"He also knows how to kill fish!"

"He has killed people before, isn't it easy to kill a pig?"

"Fuck, why do I feel so excited!"

……

Following the explosion of the bullet screen, Lin Ye smashed the big fat pig's head with a hammer!

Bang!
The hammer hit the top of the pig's head, making a dull sound.

The big fat pig of three hundred catties was so shocked that its flesh trembled from this huge blunt injury!
In the end, without even a scream, he fell to the ground convulsively...

Pig brain hemorrhage, dripping from its nostrils and fat ears...

"Second Senior Brother, what's wrong with you Second Senior Brother!"

"It even danced hip-hop "happy"!"

"Good guy, second senior brother is still a bboy!"

"You are so ruthless, you killed a fat three-hundred-jin pig with one blow!"

"Unfortunately, the pig's brain is broken."

"To be honest, it's a bit bloody, it makes my saliva flow out..."

Reba nervously opened her beautiful eyes, and looked at the twitching fat pig lying on the ground in disbelief.

"Lin Ye, did you kill it with one hammer?"

Zhao Liying was also shocked. Her family had killed pigs before, but she had never seen anyone so powerful!

Lin Ye put down the hammer, her arm was too hard just now, it felt like it was twisted...

He must use all his strength, otherwise the pig will be very painful.

In case the pig is not crushed to death and the pig starts to jump up and down, it will be inconvenient to try to repeat the old trick.

That's why Lin Ye exhausted all his breastfeeding strength just now.

But now it seems that the result is satisfactory to everyone.

"Brother Tian, ​​it's done, you can boil water and scald your hair."

"Two tricks!"

Mrs. Tian couldn't help boasting: "Yes, Xiao Lin, with your strength, if any girl marries you, she will be blessed~"

A few words made the faces of the two women present turn red.

Rural people are like this, both men and women speak yellow accents from time to time.

This is related to the local simple and down-to-earth lifestyle.

After the fat pig was killed, it was just the beginning.

The next task is many and complicated, not only to bathe the pig, but also to give the pig a depilatory spa.

Pig heads, pig feet, pig hearts and livers, etc. must be cut out and sorted.

It can be described as a busy morning.

When eating at noon, Lin Ye was in another big tank.

Even Reba and Liying ate more, after all, they had to work and consume a lot of energy.

"The goddess's character design has collapsed!"

"Lin Ye, give me back the original Reba!"

"I'm so hungry, can I have a piece?"

In the pigsty in the backyard, the little pig and the big pig started to howl after smelling it!

These pigs seem to be shouting: "What are you eating? I ask you what the hell are you eating!"

With enough food and drink, Lin Ye planned to take a nap, so he could shoot as much as he wanted, since he was really sleepy and wanted to sleep.

But Brother Tian's six-year-old son, Tiedan, is full of energy, so he insists on taking him out to play.

Lin Ye said depressedly: "Then there are two older sisters, why don't you let them play with you?"

"They're not fun!" Tie Dan'er looked disgusted.

"They may not like playing in mud, why don't you take them to play with something else?"

"Look, I have firecrackers." Tie Dan took out two boxes of black spiders from the pocket of his padded jacket: "Neither of them dare to play, and my sister doesn't play with me either."

Lin Ye was speechless: "So you came to find me?"

"You promised me that you will play with me at my house..."

The little guy started acting like a baby.

Lin Ye couldn't bear to let a child down, so she could only be a role model of doing what she said.

"Okay, don't blow up your own things, let's go play in the fields."

The two reached an agreement and took a few more boxes of black spiders from home.

Lin Ye saw that there were several large detonators, which were more powerful firecrackers than the black spider.

Many places also call it "Tongtian Cannon", as the name suggests, the sound of the explosion is so loud.

Brother Tian bought this thing for himself to play with, and Tie Daner was not allowed to touch it.

It's just unfortunate that Lin Ye has now taken it away.

Reba and Liying saw that the senior and junior were about to go out, so they asked curiously, "Why are you going?"

"Go firecrackers~"

Little Tiedan'er had happiness written all over his face.

Lin Ye also nodded and said, "It's Chinese New Year, you have to make a few noises."

"Do you want to go together?"

Seeing the detonator gun in Lin Ye's hand, Reba instinctively refused: "No, this thing is too dangerous, I'm afraid."

With Lin Ye taking the lead, Zhao Liying instantly gained courage: "It's okay, this thing won't kill anyone, just stay away."

So, the four of them, plus two photographers, came to an open field together.

Stepping on the narrow field ridge, the feet are sometimes hard and sometimes soft, and it is very difficult to walk.

If you are not careful, you can step into the mud field next to you.

Unfortunately for Reba, her long legs below the knees were covered with mud... She had to lift up her pant legs, take off her shoes and walk barefoot.

But despite this, she would still accidentally fall into the muddy field. If Lin Ye and Liying hadn't been protecting her, she would have merged with the muddy water long ago.

"what!"

There was a scream, and Reba stepped into the mud again.

Lin Ye quickly helped her to pull her leg out.

The white calf was tightly sucked by the mud, and when it was pulled out, there was a crisp "Bao~".

There are a little water stains on it... like a white lotus root that has just been unearthed.

The live barrage at this time is already crazy!

"Damn it... I can only use three words to describe Reba's tiny feet—food grade!"

"Quick, show it in my mouth!"

"Don't talk about licking it, just smelling it will prolong your life~"

……

"What kind of ghost road is this? It's going to kill someone!"

Reba was angry with this broken road.

Liying pointed her out: "Walk slowly and keep your balance."

"Why are you three walking so smoothly?"

Reba couldn't help asking.

Little Tiedaner immediately answered her: "Because my sister is so beautiful, Grandpa Land made you fall on purpose!"

Reba became elated when she heard this.

"People are big devils!"

Zhao Liying refused to admit defeat and said, "You have such a sweet mouth, so why do you praise her alone?"

"Because Grandpa Land knows Sister Liying, he is reluctant to let you fall."

Lin Ye couldn't help laughing and said, "You boy, where did you learn these things?"

At this time, the audience in the live broadcast room was shocked!
"Damn it, my flirting skills are not as good as a six-year-old's!"

"Is this six years old?"

"Nimma, is this a talent?"

"If you tease your sister, you will tease your sister. Why do you always bring the land master?"

"Isn't it feudal superstition?"

When he was almost there, Lin Ye stopped and said, "Let's blow it up here."

(End of this chapter)