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Chapter 57 Who asked Reba to fry cow dung!

Little Tie Dan'er couldn't wait any longer, and immediately opened the box of black spiders in his hand.

He took out a firecracker, and then took out a red one-yuan lighter, and ignited it with a click.

huh~~
Yellow fire and white smoke came out of the firecrackers, and the little iron egg quickly threw it into the field.

A few seconds later... biang!

"Fun and fun!"

"Let's play together!"

Little Tie Dan generously distributed the other black spiders in his pocket to Reba and Li Ying.

The two girls are less courageous than a six-year-old child.

I only dare to help light it with a lighter, throwing it is just a small iron egg.

Lin Ye suggested: "Don't just throw it away, bury it in the mud field, it will be more refreshing when you fry it."

Little Tie Daner understood, and inserted the next firecracker directly into the mud field under his feet. This operation scared the two girls to flee quickly.

Reba couldn't stand still, and stepped into another muddy field with Liying.

pia~
The blasted muddy water splashed in all directions.

"Hahaha…"

Little Tiedan was very happy.

Reba was half-sitting in the mud, her ass was wet...

Angry towards Lin Ye: "Lin Ye! You never teach people well!"

Liying kept the road clean, and couldn't bear to smile at this moment: "Go, let's stay away from them."

"Brother Lin Ye, look at that!"

Little Tiedan'er has excellent eyesight, pointing to the distance.

Following the direction he pointed, Lin Ye seemed to see a big black cow grazing in the field.

"Is that a buffalo?"

Little Tiedan nodded: "Yes, yes, my uncle's Niu Niu!"

"Does it bite?"

"No, Niu Niu is very obedient and even let people ride."

Lin Ye asked again: "Then if I blow it up with a firecracker, will it lose its face?"

Little Tie Daner: "Probably not."

The two looked at each other high and low, and immediately walked towards the buffalo tacitly.

"Don't mess with it... Ever since I met the tiger the day before yesterday, I still have psychological shadows."

Reba persuaded her kindly.

Zhao Liying is also very opposed to using firecrackers to fry cows. That thing is stronger than a tiger. If you lose your temper, you can't overthrow people?

Bull-tempered bull-tempered, this adjective is not groundless!

Even the audience in the live broadcast room began to pray for Lin Ye and Tie Dan'er's death.

But those two were so playful, they couldn't care less about them.

"It's best not to mess with the buffaloes in the countryside. If you go crazy, you can chase a gai!"

"When I was in elementary school, there was a boy who threw a stone at a buffalo on the way home from school, and was knocked off a high ball."

"The buddy in front, why was it in elementary school? Now... isn't he here?"

"Yes, it's my green plum now."

"Hahahahaha... Nima!"

After walking for a while, the two women were separated by a long distance.

I saw little Tie Dan'er lit a black spider and threw it at his uncle's Niu Niu.

The white smoke drew a parabola in the air, and landed precisely at Niu Niu's feet.

biang~
The big buffalo was startled and jumped several meters to the side!
The cow's hooves sank into the muddy field, leaving seven or eight mud holes.

"Hahaha, it was startled!"

Little iron egg on the head, continue to fry.

He said that the buffalo has a good temper, and he was right.

Being teased by him like this, he didn't say a word.

At the beginning, he was defenseless, the cow was startled, and the cow behind him basically didn't react.

No matter how the little iron egg is fried, the cow just flicks its tail, with a peaceful and peaceful look on its face~
"Fuck, this buffalo is as stable as an old dog!"

"What power can this little firecracker have to tickle Niu Niu?"

"Change to a bigger one!"

"Isn't there a big detonator, use that to blow it up!"

"You guys are really ruthless. That's a domestic cow. It's used to plow the fields. If you blow it up and hurt it, you can plow the fields for it?"

"Little Iron Dan, your uncle is on his way with a knife!"

Lin Ye has this measure, and he has never used the sky cannon in his pocket. This thing is very powerful, and he himself played it when he was a child.

It can fry stainless steel pots to the sky!
It would be a beast to do that. If the buffalo is blown up, it will definitely not feel well.

At this moment, the buffalo suddenly stopped grazing and stared ahead with a dull expression.

"What is it doing?"

Lin Ye asked.

"It's looking over there."

Lin Ye followed the line of sight of the buffalo, and found that there was nothing but a few solitary graves.

Lin Ye asked curiously, "Can bull's eyes see things that humans can't?"

"I don't know." Little Tiedan shook his head.

The photographer who took the picture of Lin Ye noticed something different at this time.

He pointed the camera at the cow's buttocks, zoomed in...close-up.

The barrage immediately exploded!

"Fuck!"

"Niu Niu is shitting!"

"No wonder you're so focused!"

"It's okay to pull the cocoa when you're full!"

Niu Niu's intestines should be good, after only a short period of brewing, a large pile of fresh feces was smoothly pulled out.

Falling in the muddy fields, confused with the sludge.

"Brilliant!"

"What's awesome? This is obviously cow dung!"

"It's the first time I've seen such a big lump of cow dung!"

……

"Huh~~"

Reba's facial features tightened, and she felt very sick.

"Cow dung doesn't smell bad, and it can be used as fuel after drying."

Zhao Liying said so.

Reba nodded: "I know, but seeing it pulled out with my own eyes still makes me feel sick."

Lin Ye suddenly took out the sky cannon in his pocket, and said to Reba in the distance: "Come here."

Reba refused: "I don't want it!"

Seeing her lack of entertainment spirit, Lin Ye had no choice but to go over by himself and discuss it with her.

With her back to the camera, Lin Ye whispered to her: "Aren't you afraid of not performing well and being blamed by Boss Yang? Now the opportunity to perform has come, do you want to seize it?"

Reba couldn't believe it: "The performance opportunity you mentioned is fried cow dung?"

"Yeah, what's the point of me blowing it up? You must have more fans than me."

Reba was dubious: "Will the show be good if it blows up?"

"Believe me."

Lin Ye nodded affirmatively.

So, in the open field, Reba held a lighter in her hand, her eyes were a little nervous.

She has never done such an outrageous thing... Now that she is really going to do it, she is a little excited.

What was more nervous was Reba's photographer.

He never expected that Reba would squat in front of cow dung so disregarding her image...

At this time, Lin Ye thoughtfully stuffed the Tongtian Cannon into the cow dung.

A long fire wire was leaking outside. In order to provide sufficient protection for Reba, Lin Ye also specially connected another fire wire from the firecracker to ensure that nothing would go wrong.

"I...I ordered it."

Holding the lighter, Reba approached the source of the evil step by step.

But I didn't know that the live broadcast room had exploded at this time
"Fuck, don't, Reba, are you serious?"

"It's over, I can't have this Reba anymore!"

"Is it so big to play?"

"Why is my Liying still looking a little eager to try? Why are you all being led astray by Lin Ye!"

Lin Ye suddenly said: "Wait, don't order first."

Terrified, Reba quickly withdrew her hand.

He approached the buffalo, and hurriedly moved the buffalo aside: "Now we can order."

"I really ordered this time!"

Reba seemed to be cheering herself up, and then flipped the lighter.

The line of fire can be caught in one click!
"what!"

(End of this chapter)