Vegetable Husband: I love you so much, I pretend

Ling Bingbing:
Hao Youqian:
silence.

Silence is Cambridge [not] tonight.

Ling Bingbing asked the system in her mind [Guapi, wake up, come alive, if you pretend to be dead again, I will be taken away by the mysterious power. 】

【Hang up】"±è
[Hang Hang] You ¤ think ¤ too much'
Ling Bingbing【Do you really not need antivirus? 】

This has been broken for days! !

[Hang Hang] You are the biggest poison
Ling Bingbing [? ? ?I’m not happy when you say that]

Ling Bingbing tried to start chanting scriptures in her mind, and Guapi would usually put her at ease at this time.

But this time, Ling Bingbing read a book, and Guapi didn't respond.

so.
She is a virus?

An absurd but seemingly logical idea came to mind.

It may be that she died once, and she felt that there was nothing she could not accept.

After a long silence, she took out the compass, the tortoise shell, and the five emperors' coins from her pocket in turn.

After a person becomes a soul, the pattern will be forced to open - such as seeing the color of some gas~~
For example, his little wife is colorless.

Sometimes it looks transparent.

While others are in color.

The five emperors' money is a combination of gold and purple.

as a surgeon.

Ling Bingbing generally does not use metaphysics to solve problems.

But it will.
She found that metaphysics couldn't give her an answer either!
Ling Bingbing fell silent looking at the hexagram.

no evil spirits
She hasn't had any disasters recently.
Also peach blossoms are flourishing.
If it wasn't a ghost, then it was the one who massaged her.
"Mr. Hao?" She asked tentatively.

Hao You in the air froze, not daring to move.

"Hao Yougan?" Ling Bingbing said again.

Mr. Hao's legs softened subconsciously.

but.
Still dare not move.

Ling Bingbing looked around strangely.

After hesitating for a moment, he tentatively said, "My husband actually has a child!"

boom--

She clearly saw her mouse fly out.

It was her own!

The latest LG-limited! !
With trembling lips, Ling Bingbing gritted her teeth and said, "Now...the child has been dismembered by a catastrophe."

Hao Yougan:! !
Mr. Hao looked at the mouse on the ground in horror, then at the little wife who had a murderous face, and silently moved aside.

He tried to pick up the mouse.

But he didn't know what was going on, as if the electricity was out, his hands couldn't be controlled, the things were obviously picked up, and then fell down again.

click-

boom--

ka ka ka-

bang bang bang-

slam-la-

Seeing his gaming mouse finally shattered into scum, the kind that even 520 can't handle, Ling Bingbing helplessly supported his forehead: "Now it's completely dead and Hua Tuo can't save it."

Hao Youqian: "."

silence
silence
Be silent!

Mr. Hao walked slowly to the table.

He glanced down at the computer that was turning on.

Slowly, typing on the keyboard.

【Compensation】

【Use my card】

Ling Bingbing was overjoyed.

So, he is really her beautiful husband! ! !

She screamed frantically in her heart, but Sister Bing didn't panic at all on her face.

She twitched the corners of her lips and drew a cold smile: "Isn't it right for you to use your card if you broke it?"

"Do you have to pay for something you broke?"

Mr. Hao's legs went limp again
After hesitating for a while, he continued typing with difficulty.

【All my money is with you.】

Ling Bingbing: "And then?"

【I】

Ling Bingbing thought for a while, and simply slid to the side, giving up the keyboard to someone.

"Tell me, how long have you been with me?"

Ahhhhh!
Thinking of what she did to him before.

Also secretly that her.

Ling Bingbing felt that she was a pervert.

I can't wait to dig out a fairy castle in situ!

Mr. Hao didn't know what his little wife was thinking. Seeing her cold face, he became more and more nervous.

【Really not long】

"How long is not long?"

"Since the day I first arrived at Hao's house or when?"

This.
How did he answer.

If he said that his soul could go out of his body for three years, would his little wife just save him?

After hesitating for a while, the man asked cautiously.

【Aren't you afraid? 】

Ling Bingbing: "What are you afraid of? Are you afraid that you will jump up and hit me? You can't even hit a mouse."

Hao Youqian:
Not
How can he compare with the mouse?
"You are not as good as a mouse, at least the mouse can still be used." Ling Bingbing said as if guessing that he was a new student.

Mr. Hao: o(╥﹏╥)o
How to do.

The daughter-in-law seems very angry!
Wait online!Very anxious!

Before waiting for someone to type again, Ling Bingbing raised her eyebrows suspiciously.

Does the beautiful husband have such a bad temper?Just say a word and run away?

However, at this moment, she suddenly felt her shoulders sink.

Someone gently pinched it.

!!!

Ok?
Ling Bingbing didn't move, and felt it seriously again.

Although the strength is still weak, it does exist.

And it can be felt that he is really working hard.

Originally, she was also annoyed by herself, but now
(# ^. ^ #)
"Okay, don't press it, let's talk."

Hao You hesitated.

what to talk about!
Divorce!
he does not want.

"No divorce."

Hao Yougan:! ! !

No.

Can his young wife read minds?How can I know what he is thinking every time! !

Looking at the irregular fluctuations of the keyboard, Ling Bingbing laughed and said, "I don't know how to read minds, but my second degree is psychology, so..."

Hao Youqian:
【I】

Seeing that he was struggling again, Ling Bingbing took the initiative to say: "Let me tell you about my situation first. I really want to marry you, and I met you a few years ago."

Mr. Hao moved closer to Ling Bingbing, and his little finger gently hooked her.

"Although you can't move now, I am very happy and honored to be your wife, because your mother and sister are very nice and lovely."

"Minmin is also excellent."

Mr. Hao's other four fingers also started to move, trying to hold her hand.

"but--"

"The things I said I love you are all lies."

Mr. Hao:! ! !

"After all, we haven't really gotten along. I like your face, but I want to know your soul more."

"So, if you can, please wake up quickly."

Hao Youqian let go of him and started typing again.

【Then what if I can't wake up】

【I mean if】

Ling Bingbing thought about it for a while, smiled but said firmly: "Then I will engrave your name on my tombstone."

"So maybe you're not alone down there?"

"Actually, to me, our wedding is not a formal wedding. If you really want to be with me, please follow the Taoist process to marry me~~"

【Taoism? 】

"Chi Chi, the gangster, hugs Bu Maosi. The bandit comes to Maosi, and when he comes, I will seek it out. Send his son Sheqi, as for Dunqiu. The bandit and I have passed the date, and the son has no good match. The full text of the Taoist wedding vows is a marriage letter, and it is listed in the heavenly court." Go up to the nine heavens, go down to the underworld. Know the sages, understand the three realms, and witness the ancestors of the heavens. The heaven and the earth are mirrors, and the sun and the moon are concentric. If you lose a beautiful woman, you are bullying the sky. If you lose a beautiful woman, you are against God. Sin, body dies and Tao disappears."

"Mr. Hao. Do you want to try?"

If you don't go to the grave, you go to hell~~~
The second update~~PS: The benefits I’m talking about are not for sale~~~It’s for free~~~ But the appearance may be~~~~ After all, my brain hole is right, I can’t take the usual path~~