Vegetable Husband: I love you so much, I pretend

Hearing Ling Bingbing's words, the melon skin that pretended to be dead almost jumped out!
[MDZZ!

I regret not giving the host a love class!
The Straight Girl of Steel is not as terrifying as her!

Three times! !
Finally, the binding was successful this time, Hao Youqian was not dead, and she
This bitch is going to kill her when she comes up, who will talk to you!

The soul also has human rights, right? !

Forget it.

Destroy it! 】

Hao Youqian was indeed stunned.

He thought about countless consequences of being discovered by his little wife.

but.
But I never thought that my little wife would ask me if I want to fall in love.

It's still the kind that if you don't agree with each other, you're finished!
No need for divorce.

Because the soul flies away~~
But~~
Does this mean that she also has a crush on him?
Mr. Hao's fair face rose with lovely blushes one after another~~
he.
"You don't need to be burdened~~In fact, love is a multiple choice~~" She actually said it impulsively.

After all, Mr. Hao is really the best male creature she has ever seen, not one of them.

Taoism follow one's heart.

She didn't think too much about it either.

If you have a good impression, you have it.

So she just said it.

Love is not an exchange of equal value, but if he gives her sincerity, she will also treat him sincerely.

Multiple choice?

So she said this to someone else?

Is it his big nephew! !

Mr. Hao went from red to black in an instant, almost turning into a cloud of mist in a trance.

【not bu】

He was so angry that he typed out the words before finishing.

Ling Bingbing raised her eyebrows: "Don't you want to? Then let's be partners. The cooperation period is until you wake up or your dog takes care of you."

"Don't worry, I won't do anything to harm the Hao family before you wake up."

"Do you have anything else to say? Or do you need to strengthen your soul and body? Shall I burn three sticks of incense for you?"

Hao Youqian:
Mr. Hao hurriedly typed.

【Do not】

Ling Bingbing lazily said: "Oh, then you should be busy, you don't need to give me a massage."

After she finished speaking, she picked up the game console again and stopped talking to him.

Who is not a baby anymore!

╭ (╯ ^ ╰) ╮

got rejected.

so annoying~~
She is going to watch the male model catwalk tonight and have fun!
Ling Bingbing's face was as cold as iron, and he quickly pressed the game console with his fingers, almost pulling out the keycaps.

Mr. Hao broke out in a cold sweat.

Standing helpless.

He wanted to type, but the screen of the computer was already black, and the typing interface was also closed.

The mouse was also dismembered, and he couldn't open the interface.

After a long silence, he cautiously began to hook his little wife's sleeve.

a bit.
twice
three times
boom--

The irritable little fairy broke the handle of the camera.

"Hao! Yu!! Do it!!!"

"Are you sick!"

Mr Hao:
Not
I do not have.
Why is the little wife suddenly so fierce! !
Ling Bingbing angrily threw the broken handheld on the table and stood up.

Want to find someone to fight, but can't see, this is very angry.

The output can't find the point! !

Mr. Hao looked at the broken handheld.
He wanted to help pick it up, but the previous 'child' hadn't confiscated the corpse, so he hesitated.
"What the hell do you want to do?"

Seeing the children's 'corpses' in the corner kept separating and reuniting, Ling Bingbing suddenly imagined a pitiful picture of a big man squatting in the corner.

Hearing her words, Mr. Hao slid back to her side and tugged at the corner of her clothes.

Then carefully hooked her fingers and moved them to the keyboard.

"You want to type?"

Her little finger twitched happily.

"alright."

"Tell me, I'll see what you can say."

She was irritable and opened the word again.

Fearing that he would screw up again, Mr. Hao lost very slowly this time.

[It's not that I disagree, it's that love can't have multiple choices, it can only be one-to-one. I agree with your request, but it must be established after I wake up. 】

If he is destined to dissipate.

Why did he take a little girl to accompany him.

[If I die, half of my property will be given to you, and half will be donated to me. You don’t need to write my name on the tombstone. You have the right to find your own happiness. 】

The outside world always said that there must be something wrong with him being single for so many years.

But Mr. Hao has always felt that.

If you fall in love just for the sake of not being alone, it is irresponsible to anyone.

And
Same as my own sister.

What he wants has always been a couple for the rest of his life.

【so.】

[Can we start with love? 】

[Please give me the time and opportunity to get to know you. 】

[When I wake up and you are still willing to be with me, we will hold the wedding you want. 】

[If you hate me, I can also tell my mother now to let you leave Hao's house, and she will respect me. 】

Talk to the old lady?

Forget it.

Unless he is sure that he really wants a dog, Ling Bingbing will not agree.

If it is destined to be a tragedy, then don't give the old man hope at the beginning, a final farewell is enough.

"Don't look for your mother, if you are not sick, you will get sick."

"Do you want to know me? Let me know you first."

【That needs a new kid】

Ling Bingbing: "What?"

【mouse.】

Looking at the man's pile of dots, Ling Bingbing smiled angrily.

【Please be sure to swipe my card, madam.】

Ling Bingbing: Hmph.

The attitude is okay.

She ignored his words, Jingjing pulled out the drawer, and replaced it with someone's previous mouse.

Immediately, she felt a cold but gentle force enveloping her hand, leading her to slide the mouse.

After entering the password, two software popped up on the screen.

One is the resume that Hao Youqian made for himself out of boredom.

All kinds of information are written on it.

hobbies, height and age.

work experience, etc.
There is also a personality analysis, which has more than 1 words.

Ling Bingbing was dumbfounded.

"Why are you making a resume for yourself?"

At present, there seems to be no one in Los Angeles who can afford him. No, it should be that there are not many companies in the world who can hire him.

【At once】

Mr. Hao got stuck again.

The extremely efficient Ling Bingbing simply did it himself.

Clicking on the mouse, the upload time of this resume turned out to be last week.

That's when she developed the press conference.

"So... this is for me?"

Mr. Hao didn't speak, but just slid her finger and tapped it up and down. Just when Ling Bingbing thought he was stuck, Mr. Hao hit Enter. After a while, a heart appeared on the screen.

black.

Still a little crooked.

Hao Youqian:
Ling Bingbing:
The atmosphere froze again in an instant.

for a long time.

Ling Bingbing sighed, and quickly typed on the keyboard.

My heart is not crooked anymore.

But darker.
Then it got stuck, and kept thumping——

The black heart beat wildly.

Hao Yougan:! ! !

Ling Bingbing poked it twice more, the black heart split open and turned into countless fragments, forming a wreath around the city.

Hao Youqian:
【I】

Ling Bingbing: "Good knock, don't knock next time."

Hao Youqian: (╥╯^╰╥) Today is also a day that my little wife dislikes~~~